Loco and Nuts (2014)

Actors

• Stephan Bosch (actor)
• David Mihalka (actor)
• Angelica Padilla (actress)

Genres

• Comedy

Pretty Cure 5 (2011)

Actors

• Jason Barker (actor)
• G. Larry Butler (actor)
• Bryan Forrest (actor)
• David Gerrold (actor)
• Donald F. Glut (actor)
• Bradford Hill (actor)
• Kyle Rea (actor)
• Robert Tousignant (actor)
• William Winckler (actor)
• Marieve Herington (actress)
• Alexa Kahn (actress)
• Alison Lees-Taylor (actress)
• Aurelia Scheppers (actress)
• Laura Siegel (actress)
• Beth Ann Sweezer (actress)

Genres

• Animation

The Back-up Plan (2010)

Actors

• Anthony Anderson (actor)
• Jason Babinsky (actor)
• Tom Bosley (actor)
• Rich Campbell (actor)
• Felix Chavez (actor)
• Skip Cunningham (actor)
• John Ronald Dennis (actor)
• Art Frankel (actor)
• Manos Gavras (actor)
• Jared Gilmore (actor)
• Chalo González (actor)
• Brandon Herman (actor)
• Jian (actor)
• Anslem King (actor)
• Don Abernathy (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

Fall in love.* Get married. Have a baby. *Not necessarily in that order.
Due April 23

Quotes:

Dr. Scott Harris: I have a feeling you and CRM-1014 are going to make beautiful babies together.

Stan: I love you.::Zoe: [throws up into sink]::Stan: Not the answer I was looking for.

Zoe: Sorry I didn't get a pedicure::Dr. Scott Harris: What?::Zoe: Er, my toes I'm sorry::Dr. Scott Harris: I'm not looking at your toes, I'm looking at your cervix::Zoe: Right, now I kinda wish you were looking at my toes

Zoe: [Zoe gets in a taxi cab] Oh, excuse me this is my cab::Stan: What you own it?::Zoe: No, but I'm about to rent it

Carol: Okay, alright, [claps] . Welcome to single mothers and proud. As the names suggests we are all single, mothers and erm, proud.

Stan: it's been 2 weeks now, all she ever wants to do is sleep with that pillow!::Playground Dad: The pillow is a bitch, its totally replacing you right?::Stan: Totally completely, she drags it everywhere.::Playground Dad: My wife, she drew eyes on hers so when i went to make a move in the middle of the night the pillow is staring at me, like uh uh bro, I don't think so.

Baby Store Sales Clerk: [Looking at baby strollers] It's a bit overwhelming huh?::Stan: There are so many and they are so... big!::Baby Store Sales Clerk: Well they have to be big, 2 babies right?::Stan: Yeah but babies are small, these are for like giant mutant babies::Baby Store Sales Clerk: Well you should see some of the babies that come in here, total fatasses

The Back-up Plan (2010)

Actors

• Anthony Anderson (actor)
• Jason Babinsky (actor)
• Tom Bosley (actor)
• Rich Campbell (actor)
• Felix Chavez (actor)
• Skip Cunningham (actor)
• John Ronald Dennis (actor)
• Art Frankel (actor)
• Manos Gavras (actor)
• Jared Gilmore (actor)
• Chalo González (actor)
• Brandon Herman (actor)
• Jian (actor)
• Anslem King (actor)
• Don Abernathy (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

Fall in love.* Get married. Have a baby. *Not necessarily in that order.
Due April 23

Quotes:

Dr. Scott Harris: I have a feeling you and CRM-1014 are going to make beautiful babies together.

Stan: I love you.::Zoe: [throws up into sink]::Stan: Not the answer I was looking for.

Zoe: Sorry I didn't get a pedicure::Dr. Scott Harris: What?::Zoe: Er, my toes I'm sorry::Dr. Scott Harris: I'm not looking at your toes, I'm looking at your cervix::Zoe: Right, now I kinda wish you were looking at my toes

Zoe: [Zoe gets in a taxi cab] Oh, excuse me this is my cab::Stan: What you own it?::Zoe: No, but I'm about to rent it

Carol: Okay, alright, [claps] . Welcome to single mothers and proud. As the names suggests we are all single, mothers and erm, proud.

Stan: it's been 2 weeks now, all she ever wants to do is sleep with that pillow!::Playground Dad: The pillow is a bitch, its totally replacing you right?::Stan: Totally completely, she drags it everywhere.::Playground Dad: My wife, she drew eyes on hers so when i went to make a move in the middle of the night the pillow is staring at me, like uh uh bro, I don't think so.

Baby Store Sales Clerk: [Looking at baby strollers] It's a bit overwhelming huh?::Stan: There are so many and they are so... big!::Baby Store Sales Clerk: Well they have to be big, 2 babies right?::Stan: Yeah but babies are small, these are for like giant mutant babies::Baby Store Sales Clerk: Well you should see some of the babies that come in here, total fatasses

The Slammin' Salmon (2009)

Actors

• Aaron Behl (actor)
• Philippe Brenninkmeyer (actor)
• Jay Chandrasekhar (actor)
• Jeff Chase (actor)
• Michael Clarke Duncan (actor)
• Nat Faxon (actor)
• Will Forte (actor)
• Jim Gaffigan (actor)
• Peter Gaulke (actor)
• James Grace (actor)
• Dennis Gubbins (actor)
• Kevin Heffernan (actor)
• Lance Henriksen (actor)
• Austin Honaker (actor)
• Daniel Abramson (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Bring a bib, it's gonna get messy

Quotes:

Donnie: The Champ is going to kill me. There's no way I can get out of last place.::Tara: Donnie, he's not going to kill you.::Donnie: Didn't you hear? Last place is a broken rib sandwich!::Tara: Well, you see? Breaking your ribs won't kill you.

Cleon Salmon: [while admiring his sister's triplets] Look at the little babies! Hey, it's Uncle Cleon. Damn, they all look the same. What did you do, fuck a Xerox machine?

Cleon Salmon: Who is Guy... Meatdrapes? What kind of name is that?::Guy: It's, um, it's Metdrapedes, sir. It's Greek.::Cleon Salmon: I think you're pronouncing it wrong. This says Meatdrapes.::Guy: It's actually pronounced Metdrapedes.::Cleon Salmon: Well, why doesn't it sound like that when I say it? Meatdrapes.

Donnie: Sounds like you're from the UK, are you in a band like Oasis or Herman's Hermits?

Dave: ¿Cómo se dice Cleveland Steamer?

Jamie the Line Chef: Twins are disgusting, man.

Cleon Salmon: A little story for you, Dave 2, before you get back to work. When I was training for the Dispute in Beirut, I used to run ten miles a day with a baby camel strapped to my back. So you can understand how bemusing I find it that you're trying to run away from me. Don't run. Just take it.

Cleon Salmon: Well, if a trip to the Bahamas ain't gonna get the molasses out your asses, maybe $10,000 will do the trick. That's right, new prize. Top waiter leaves here tonight with ten grand in his pocket. You know what ten grand feels like in your pocket? It feels like a third cock.::Guy: Ha! Jesus, how many cocks you got, Champ?::Cleon Salmon: Are you lampooning me, Meatdrapes?::Guy: Of course not, sir.::Cleon Salmon: Do you want a punch in the eye, Guy?::Guy: No, please.::Cleon Salmon: I can make your face look like a pie, Guy.::Guy: Oh God, no.::Cleon Salmon: [the Champ throws several feints at Guy's face, then accidentally punches him in the stomach] Excuse me, I didn't mean to do that.

The John: I am gonna stuff it in your ass tonight.::The Escort: Whoa, that's gonna be an extra fifty bucks.::The John: That's okay, shellfish makes me horny.::The Escort: Good, 'cause I got crabs.::The John: [scratches beard] Who doesn't?::Guy: Excuse me, sir? [presents bottle of champagne] Compliments of the house. [customers cheer and applaud]::The John: [looking around] What is this, some kind of hidden camera thing? Are you miked?::The Escort: [taking offense] Are you miked?::The John: [addresses customers] I was just kidding about the anal. [customers gasp] I was just bored at the hotel. I was looking for something to do with my cock. Perfectly natch. Come on, take a look at her, you wouldn't kick in that back door?::The Escort: I'm not ashamed.::The John: Fuck this!

Rich: Dave, can I get a re-fire?::Dave: What did you just say to me?::Rich: The guy at table five wants it cooked a little bit more.::Dave: No! They asked for it medium rare. It's perfect. If he wants it cooked more, tell him to go shove it up his ass.::Rich: You want me to tell that guy to cook this in his ass?::Dave: Yeah, within the inside of his anus.

Roomies (2009)

Actors

• Mrinal Dutt (actor)
• Nakul Grover (actor)
• Nidhi Oza (actor)
• Smaran Sahu (actor)
• Smaran Sahu (actor)
• Suzanna Mukherjee (actress)
• Manish Gupta (producer)
• Manish Gupta (director)

Genres

• Drama

Bastard Boys (2007)

Actors

• John Arnold (actor)
• Dale Azzopardi (actor)
• Mike Bishop (actor)
• Doug Bowles (actor)
• Frank Bren (actor)
• Rick Burchall (actor)
• Rupert Burns (actor)
• David Cameron (actor)
• Dennis Coard (actor)
• Louis Corbett (actor)
• Travis Cotton (actor)
• Paul Dawber (actor)
• Serge De Nardo (actor)
• Daniel Diesendorf (actor)
• Kirk Alexander (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche (2005)

Actors

• Dave Autovino (actor)
• Jeremiah Campbell (actor)
• Tim Ekkebus (actor)
• Rich Glasgow (actor)
• Jesse Green (actor)
• Lucas Martin (actor)
• Chris Seaver (actor)
• Brie Jones (actress)
• Sarah Krank (actress)
• Aimee Puschkin (actress)
• Lauren Seavage (actress)
• Chris Seaver (producer)
• Chris Seaver (writer)
• Chris Seaver (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Horror

Hey pa! (1996)

Actors

• Pepijn Caudron (actor)
• Tom De Hoog (actor)
• Jos Van Geel (actor)
• Ellen Boydens (actress)
• Karin Jacobs (actress)
• Ann Petersen (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Nuts Filmography

• Brasilintime: Batucada com Discos
  2006, role: actor