Good Grief (2013)

Actors

• Brian Graves (actor)
• Brandon Ford Green (actor)
• Jeffrey Johnson (actor)
• Peter Pasco (actor)
• Marc Anthony Samuel (actor)
• Bill Zasadil (actor)
• Kari Lee Cartwright (actress)
• Lila Dean (actress)
• Lindsay Halladay (actress)
• Elizabeth Kimball (actress)
• Fredericka Meek (actress)
• Brit Morgan (actress)
• Michelle Prenez (actress)
• Zakareth Ruben (actress)
• Caroline Whitney Smith (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Short

Untitled. (2013)

Actors

• Aaron Brooks (actor)
• Scott Little (actor)
• Tom Scholte (actor)
• Sarah Smyth (actress)
• Andrew Dunbar (producer)
• Andrew Dunbar (writer)
• Andrew Dunbar (director)
• Andrew Dunbar (editor)

Genres

• Drama
• Short
• Thriller

Levils (2011)

Actors

• Franco Galvan (actor)
• Justin Schoneman (actor)
• Franco Galvan (producer)
• Franco Galvan (producer)
• Franco Galvan (writer)
• Franco Galvan (writer)
• Franco Galvan (director)
• Franco Galvan (editor)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama
• Short
• Thriller

Untitled (2011)

Actors

• Jason Boggs (actor)
• Emily Caruso (actor)
• Nick Fenske (actor)
• Galen Howard (actor)
• Joel Kaul (actor)
• Martin Noufer (actor)
• Dave Pierini (actor)
• Mickie Rat (actor)
• David Scott (actor)
• Sean Williams (actor)
• Nanci Zoppi (actor)
• Celia Crain (actress)
• Julianne Gabert (actress)
• Mike Carroll (producer)
• Celia Crain (producer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Music

Healing Hands (2010)

Actors

• Frank Crim (actor)
• Robert Curtis Brown (actor)
• Patrick Duffy (actor)
• Art Frankel (actor)
• Paul Hayes (actor)
• Evan Jones (actor)
• Ted Lyde (actor)
• Jackson Odell (actor)
• John Posey (actor)
• Brian Poth (actor)
• Terence J. Rotolo (actor)
• John Rubinstein (actor)
• Jeremy Shada (actor)
• Andy Umberger (actor)
• Eddie Cibrian (actor)

Genres

• Family

Bring It On: In It to Win It (2007)

Actors

• Robie Alan (actor)
• Zac Alfson (actor)
• Christian Andreas (actor)
• Noel Areizaga (actor)
• Nicholas Auger (actor)
• John Baker (actor)
• Luis Banuls (actor)
• David Bermejo (actor)
• Jamaar Berrien (actor)
• Richard Braitwaite (actor)
• Justin Brown (actor)
• Mike Burns (actor)
• Billy Caldwell (actor)
• Marc Carasello (actor)
• Robie Alan (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Sport

Quotes:

Sarah: You know what this really needs to pop? The blood of a virgin.::Carson: Okay. Why are you guys looking at me?::Sarah: Come on, Carson, just a little pin prick.::Ruben: If she can take a little prick, she wouldn't be a virgin.

Aisha: Just so you know, I'm not mad anymore. I myspaced it all out of my system.

Carson: Why him? Why now?::Aisha: Why who?::Carson: Aisha, I met this guy!::Aisha: What? I wasn't even sure you remember what guys were!::Carson: His name is Penn, and he is SOOO...::Aisha: Carson, breathe!::Carson: He's awesome, and smart! But in a good way. And he's HOOTTT! CALIENTE hot! Aisha, I wanted to lick his abs!::Aisha: But you didn't, right?::Carson: No! I need to focus, and that means NO cute guys. Right now, beating the Jets is my top priority.::Aisha: Good, and you're doing the right thing.::Carson: I know...::Aisha: So, can I have him?

Brooke: Just because you skanks go all the way, doesn't mean your team will.

Aisha: Oh girl, you know a Cheer Crip can't be hittin' it with a Cheer Blood.

Carson: Brooke! I dont think you stole the Spirit Stick anymore.::Brooke: Like I give a flying tuck what you think?

Brooke: Oh, and Penn? It's your loss. I'm double-jointed.

Chelsea: This is like a total cheer-clipse of the sun!

Carson, Ruben: It don't matter what we do. Music, baby, is our cue. Hands and shoulders, face so tight, all our moves will rock this fight.::Penn, Brooke, Chelsea: Our moves are tight, we move with ease. The moves we do will make you wheeze. So watch us strike our muscle pose, while you all prance and do-ci-do.::Carson, Ruben: That was cute, your pose was dull, but all of you have belly rolls. Once again we groove with flare, the moves we do, you wouldn't dare! So listen quick, while your face gets cracked, one, two, three your whacked!::Penn, Brooke, Chelsea: Your rhyme was fun but we're still good. We still can stunt, your from the hood.::Penn, Brooke, Chelsea: Hood-rats, good-rats, what are you called? The moves you do won't win at all. So listen quick - oops, you said that rhyme. one, two, three our time!::Carson, Ruben: Motions, motions, hear them roar. No one's knocking at your door. With no rhythm and with no sass, all of you can kiss our ass!::Penn, Brooke, Chelsea: Dance:10; Looks:3; the moves you do make us all pee.::Penn, Brooke, Chelsea: We laugh, we cry, we all say "HI!" but when you dance it's "BYE BYE BYE!"::Carson, Ruben: BYE BYE!

Ruben: P-E-A-C-E! Peace to the middle east! Go Planet!

Fingerprints (2006)

Actors

• Morgan Brown (actor)
• J.R. Cooke (actor)
• Darryl Cox (actor)
• Dylan Cox (actor)
• Payton Dunham (actor)
• Brandon H. Fields (actor)
• Kelsey Frederickson (actor)
• Ben Hall (actor)
• Josh Henderson (actor)
• Glen Jensen (actor)
• Andrew Lawrence (actor)
• Geoffrey Lewis (actor)
• Ty Oliver (actor)
• Lou Diamond Phillips (actor)
• Luka Apt (actor)

Genres

• Horror
• Mystery
• Thriller

Taglines:

Even the dead leave them.

Quotes:

Bethany: I'm only going to ask you once and you'd better be honest. Are you on drugs again?

The Newcomers (2000)

Actors

• Doug Barron (actor)
• Chuck Battles (actor)
• Jamie Benti (actor)
• James Allen Bradley (actor)
• Matthew Burnett (actor)
• Mike Chiarello (actor)
• Paul Dano (actor)
• Rusty De Wees (actor)
• Joe Dye (actor)
• Chris Evans (actor)
• Jeff Fahey (actor)
• Lonnie Farmer (actor)
• Edsel Hughes (actor)
• Billy Kay (actor)
• Jim Aspden (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Family

Quotes:

Slim: Hey, you guys wanna hear a joke?::Gil Weatherton: No.::Sam Docherty: No.::Joel: No.::Slim: Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway.

Behind the Scenes (1992)

Actors

• Mamadou Diome (actor)
• Mamadou Diome (actor)
• Robert Gil de Montes (actor)
• David Hockney (actor)
• Penn Jillette (actor)
• Stephen Leer (actor)
• Reggie Montgomery (actor)
• Reggie Montgomery (actor)
• Max Roach (actor)
• Robert Stattel (actor)
• Robert Stattel (actor)
• Teller (actor)
• Wayne Thiebaud (actor)
• Allen Toussaint (actor)
• Paul Bellini (actor)

Genres

• Documentary

Penn & Teller Get Killed (1989)

Actors

• Madison Arnold (actor)
• Paul Calderon (actor)
• Jimmy Carr (actor)
• Reg E. Cathey (actor)
• Leonardo Cimino (actor)
• Jon Cryer (actor)
• Christopher Durang (actor)
• Rob Elk (actor)
• John D. Genovese (actor)
• Eddie Gorodetsky (actor)
• Gene Hatcher (actor)
• Penn Jillette (actor)
• David Patrick Kelly (actor)
• Robert LaSardo (actor)
• Joseph Amodei (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy

Taglines:

What more do you want?

Quotes:

Penn: Ah, the revolution! Starting in the most unlikely of places: Trump Casino, Atlantic City!

Penn: You tied me to an operating table, forced Uncle Ernesto to go at my throat with a scalpel. That was funny.

[after a gunshot shatters a mirror]::Penn: Let me tell you something mister. That had better be a blank at that window, and a squib behind that mirror, because if you hired someone to fire off a real gun between us, I don't think that's funny. Actually a blank and a squib is only mildly funny.

[after Penn gets shot]::Woman in Parking Lot: In the shoulder, huh? Well, at that range you were lucky.::Penn: No! I just got shot, that's not lucky. Lucky is winning the lottery.::Woman in Parking Lot: Hey, aren't you that guy who goes on TV and asks people to kill him?::Penn: I didn't ask people to kill me, I said I wished someone were trying to kill me.::Woman in Parking Lot: You said that on national TV? There's a lot of nuts out there! You're lucky I don't have a gun or I'd blow your fucking brains out.::Penn: Yeah, I'm the luckiest guy in the world. Mr. Lucky just got shot in the arm!

Penn: Thanks. You've kept me alive and taught me a very important lesson: One should never go on national TV and beg psychopaths to kill one.

[the first time Teller has ever spoken on-camera]::Teller: Listen...::The Fan: [shocked] Come on, Teller! The audience knows Teller doesn't talk!

[last lines]::[narrating from beyond the grave as the camera pulls back]::Penn: [voice-over] Oh, yeah. We're dead and there's no way out. I mean, it couldn't be a gag, it couldn't be a joke. We're not gonna have one of the characters wake up from a bad dream; you'd hate us for that! I mean the movie is called 'Penn & Teller Get Killed.' We HAD to get killed at the end, there's no way out of that. We were married to that ending from the moment we thought of the title, and now we've actually killed off ourselves, and there's no taking that back. And this whole pullback, this is not us going to heaven. We're just dead. I mean, those were suicides, frowned upon by every major Western religion, and Atlantic City is in the Western world, so... Penn & Teller are dead. That's it. Thanks. Hope you enjoyed it. You can imagine the sequel thing is kind of a bitch.::Teller: [voice-over] Why didn't we just use different names?::Penn: Damn!

Penn: [to waitress] Gracias.::Carlotta: Very good! And how do you say "son of a hooker"?::Penn: Hijo de puta!::Carlotta: EE-ho de puta.::Penn: Hijo de puta. This is great! Now I can say "thank you", "son of a bitch", and "the dog is big and black". I'm becoming a world citizen!

[Teller is trying to pull a knife out of Penn]::Penn: What are you trying to do? Twist the knife? Look, pretty soon I'll pass out. Then I'll go into a coma, and then I'll die. During any one of *those* times you'll have *plenty* of opportunity to play around with the knife. Until then just keep your paws to yourself.

Penn: [to Teller] Better take the drain cleaner out of your mouth, this is getting serious...

Badgley, Penn Filmography

• Cymbeline
  2014, role: actor , character name: Posthumus
• Parts Per Billion
  2014, role: actor , character name: Erik
• Greetings from Tim Buckley
  2012, role: actor , character name: Jeff Buckley
• East of Eden
  2012, role: actor
• Periods.
  2012, role: actor
• Gossip Girl: XO XO
  2012, role: actor , character name: Dan Humphrey
• Gossip Girl: XO XO
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Margin Call
  2011, role: actor , character name: Seth Bregman
• The Making of Easy A
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV Video Music Awards 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Easy A
  2010, role: actor , character name: Woodchuck Todd
• Easy A: The School of Pop Culture
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Vocabulary of Hilarity
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Moth
  2009, role: producer
• Fifth Avenue Meets Gossip Girl
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Stylish Confessions: The Fashion of 'Gossip Girl'
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Juggler
  2009, role: actor , character name: The Stud
• The Stepfather
  2009, role: actor , character name: Michael Harding
• Gossip Girl Revealed
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Gossip Girl Couture
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Beginning, XOXO
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Forever Strong
  2008, role: actor , character name: Lars
• Drive Thru
  2007, role: actor , character name: Van
• Kodiak Yearbook
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• John Tucker Must Die
  2006, role: actor , character name: Scott
• Grrrl Power
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Making of, Debating Robert Lee
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Debating Robert Lee
  2004, role: actor , character name: Matt's Debate Opponent
• The Fluffer
  2001, role: actor , character name: Young Sean
• The Young and the Restless
  1973, role: actor , character name: Phillip Chancellor IV #8

Holderness, Penn Filmography

• Designer Finals
  2004, role: actor , character name: Host
• The #1 College Sports Show
  2004, role: actor , character name: Host

Jillette, Penn Filmography

• Director's Cut
  2014, role: writer
• Director's Cut
  2014, role: producer
• Misery Loves Comedy
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Director's Cut
  2014, role: actor , character name: Herbert Blount
• An Honest Liar: The Amazing Randi Story
  2013, role: actor
• Tim's Vermeer
  2013, role: producer
• Rock and Roll Roast of Dee Snider
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tim's Vermeer
  2013, role: actor
• The Unbelievers
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Night of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together for Autism Programs
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Owned & Operated
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ali 70 from Las Vegas
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Penn's Sunday School
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• The Royal Variety Performance 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• TVs 50 Greatest Magic Tricks
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Backstage
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Night of the Little Dead
  2011, role: actor , character name: Dave-O
• The 2011 Miss USA Pageant
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Judge
• A Tribute to Laurel & Hardy
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Captain Disillusion: Fame Curve Collection
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Miss Representation
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host of Crackle.com's 'Penn Says'
• Brave New Voices 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert for Autism Education
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2009 Creative Arts Emmy Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 2009 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder
  2009, role: actor , character name: Penn Jillette
• 'Louder, Louder!': The Acting Technique of Penn Jillette
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Growth
  2009, role: actor , character name: Dave
• Flow: For Love of Water
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Magician
• American Carny: True Tales from the Circus Sideshow
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Dead On: The Life and Cinema of George A. Romero
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• History of the Joke
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cheech & Chong: Roasted
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular
  2007, role: actor , character name: Ghost of Christmas Present
• The 2007 World Magic Awards
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• To My Great Chagrin
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 100 Greatest Funny Moments
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hollywood's Master Storytellers: The Aristocrats
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2006 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
  2006, role: actor
• Phone Sex
  2006, role: actor , character name: Caller
• The Aristocrats
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 100 Most Unexpected TV Moments
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Aristocrats
  2005, role: producer
• ¡Mucha Lucha!: The Return of El Maléfico
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Magic: The Science of Illusion
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• ¡Mucha Lucha!: The Return of El Maléfico
  2005, role: actor , character name: Fortune Teller
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movie Quotes: America's Greatest Quips, Comebacks and Catchphrases
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Penn & Teller: Off the Deep End
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• ¡Mucha Lucha!: The Return of El Maléfico
  2005, role: actor , character name: Pawn Shop Owner