Colour Me Kubrick: A True...ish Story (2005)

Actors

• Scott Baker (actor)
• Nick Barber (actor)
• Angus Barnett (actor)
• Jonathan Benson (actor)
• Peter Bowles (actor)
• Paul Burnham (actor)
• Paul Chowdhry (actor)
• Enzo Cilenti (actor)
• Toby Cook (actor)
• Phil Cornwell (actor)
• Oliver Cotton (actor)
• Kammy Darweish (actor)
• Jim Davidson (actor)
• Jamie Davis (actor)
• Tom Allen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

Taglines:

They wanted something for nothing. He gave them nothing for something.
A True...ish Story.

Quotes:

Alan Conway: The trouble with Marlon is that he thinks he's Brando.

Alan Conway: I've shaved off my beard off!

Frank Rich: Well he did say he "shaved off all of his beard off".

Freddie: Is it me or is it The Telegraph crossword?::Madam: Is *what* you or The Telegraph crossword?::Freddie: Getting difficult. Is it getting more difficult to do or is my ability to do it lessening?::Madam: Probably a bit of both.::Freddie: It can't be anal can it?::Madam: No, dear. Not in The Telegraph.

1st boy in bar: Of course, [Kubrick] left his calling card in 2001: A Space Odyssey. But none of us recognised it.::2nd boy in bar: 2001?::1st boy in bar: Yes. HAL, the computer. Camp as a row of tents. Positively Danny Debonair with that voice. That's why he killed the astronaut, wanted to be alone with the other beefcake.::2nd boy in bar: Oh. What's he working on now... Kubrick?::1st boy in bar: He's doing a remake of that Julie Christie film, 'Darling.' She's a boy this time. They wouldn't let John Schlesinger get away with *that* in the 1960s.::2nd boy in bar: Sounds captivating.::1st boy in bar: It is dear. Very captivating. And I've got a rather juicy part in it. It'll be goodbye soaps for moi.::2nd boy in bar: Well... they do say in Hollywood, the only way to the top is through the bottom.

Jasper: When you told me that you lost your limited edition Mont Blanc pen that Tom Cruise had given you, I thought that the very least I could do is to replace it.::Alan Conway: Oh! Jasper, I'm so touched. You are too kind.::Jasper: I'm so pleased that *you* are pleased.::Alan Conway: Look at it! It's wonderful... do you have the receipt?

Alan Conway: I'm only trying to escape myself. That's why I have to pretend to be someone else.

Melvyn: You could be bigger than Elvis!::Norman: Bigger than Jesus, lad!::Melvyn: Can you imagine how big Jesus would be if only he'd played the guitar?

Frank, Rich Filmography

• Big in Japan
  2012, role: producer
• Young Turks
  2011, role: producer
• Academy of Television Arts and Sciences 50th Anniversary Celebration Tribute to Bob Hope
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 10th TV Academy Hall of Fame
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself
• It All Started with a Mouse: The Disney Story
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself - President, The Walt Disney Studios
• Anatomy of a Song
  1976, role: actor , character name: Himself

Rich, Frank Filmography

• A Small Circle of Friends
  1980, role: actor , character name: Assistant Editor of 'Crimson'
• Me & Mr Thorne
  1976, role: actor , character name: Nikos
• Country Town
  1971, role: actor , character name: Georgio Lini
• Bellbird
  1967, role: actor , character name: Georgio Lini
• Funny Things Happen Down Under
  1965, role: actor
• Sunnyside Up
  1957, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Take That
  1957, role: actor

Rich, Frank Filmography

• The Money
  2014, role: producer
• Six by Sondheim
  2013, role: producer
• Flops 101: Lessons from the Biz
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Mel Gibson: God's Lethal Weapon
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Omnibus
  1980, role: writer