FREAK
This is for my tail clappers, mail stackers
Ass shakers, cash makers, who blast Vegas
Yo, this is for the freaks baby, petite ladies
Even my cellulite ladies, this is Tech N9ne, baby
When I was 5 years old,
My uncle snuck me into a drive-in show
Got in without pay I hid between Jimmy and Babe Roe
A triple X flick didn't even know what I was in for
I seen some things that made me feel kinda funny inside
I seen some things that my momma wouldn't want me
To see at this size, I seen some stuff, homeboys in the back
Was huffin' and puffin', windows foggy
Didn't know when I come of age, I'd be a gluten for muffins
Homeboy when I seen this I mean this
I was really shocked
And my teammate was really fiendish
It got really hot
Feelin' blanket a little squeamish
But I didn't want it to stop
My uncle said now, Tez don't piss your pants
Everybody laughed and presented to watch
Went back to school yo, the next day
Didn't look at home girls the same way
Started askin' neighbors can they girls come out to play
Instead of hide and go seek, it's hide and get it with no delay
I grew this thing called freaky, y'all
Sex on my brain, it was the best thing
I caught it when I was young an honorary
Just a baby havin' nasty dreams
I heard it was a Zodiac thing they say
Scorpio's are known to be freaks
I see somethin' lookin' good I say dwam
And when I see that ass hop I get geek
Time kept her movin' though my shell is closed
Fly looking at young girlie's saying her tail is swole
I am already sittin' there hopin' that hell is cold
N9ne lost his virginity when he was 12 years old
Wit a girl named Marlene, me and her was starvin'
For each other under the covers cooped up like sardines
My hard thing started bargin', farted was retarded
When it spit on her we started to arguin'
Here's a message to the young folks
Don't try this at home
Don't start it early like Tech N9ne
Wait till you are grown
When I was in high school
I'd wake up in the mornin' after I took a shower
I'd put on a non-lubricated condom
'Cause it could be on at any hour
In my brain is like a disease
I see a fine girl walking by I'm on her like freeze
I ain't gotta let her know I write hits or I got cheese
All she gotta do is look into my eyes
Get her hypnotized and watch her open them LEG's
I grew this thing called freaky, y'all
Sex on my brain, it was the best thing
I caught it when I was young an honorary
Just a baby havin' nasty dreams
I heard it was a Zodiac thing they say
Scorpio's are known to be freaks
I see somethin' lookin' good I say dwam
And when I see that ass hop I get geek
Nowadays I'm off up in adult clubs, I cannot shake it
Pretty women I wanna give 'em more love, I cannot fake it
Freaky virus you got me off in lust when that's where you bring us
Got me lovin' really big bust and that cunnilingus
I still be watching pornos, eatin' Digiornos
My hormones been runnin' wild since the day that I was born on
Tossed ya, broke it off ya in the kitchen, I'ma post ya
On the sink we breakin' dishes, Michael Douglas and Glenn Close, ya
Do you really wanna get up in the bed wit a psycho sex fiend
If you never wanna do it in the flesh we could do it in a wet dream
Im'ma get up in your brain no pain it'll be me and you, cha, cha
In a minute before I get in it
I'm gonna tell you boo what I really wanna do I wanna
I grew this thing called freaky, y'all
Sex on my brain, it was the best thing
I caught it when I was young an honorary
Just a baby havin' nasty dreams
I heard it was a Zodiac thing they say
Scorpio's are known to be freaks
I see something lookin' good I say dwam
And when I see that ass hop I get geek
Scorpios Aquarius, Gemini, Cancer
Leo, Virgo, Libra, Taurus, Capricorn
Sagittarius, Pisces, Aries
I see somethin' lookin' good I say dwam
freaky...i wanna be your sex machine. you freaky thing, you freaky thing. get up!
Now don't you even act like you don't wanna get up
You better get out on the dancefloor show me what you got
'Cause I don't even want too much just for y'all to understand
A party ain't a party if I'm not in the party
So I need to see some hands
All I really need to know
Is that you came to the party to enjoy yourself
You left your stress and your worries
Back at home on the shelf
And let's get freaky hey oh freaky hey oh hey
Freaky hey oh hey freaky hey oh hey freaky freaky
Make sure the DJ puts this song on and turn it up
And keep it movin' all night long till the sun come up
All I really need to know
Is that you came to the party to enjoy yourself
You left your stress and your worries
Back at home on the shelf
And let's get freaky hey oh freaky hey oh hey
Freaky hey oh hey freaky hey oh hey freaky freaky
All I really need to know
Is that you came to the party to enjoy yourself
You left your stress and your worries
Back at home on the shelf
And let's get freaky hey oh freaky hey oh hey
Freaky hey oh hey freaky hey oh hey freaky freaky
And let's get freaky hey oh hey freaky hey oh hey
Goddamn you got a lot of meat hangin' there (mmm)
You're kinda large
But when I look at a big, shiny, greasy dick like that (yeah)
My pussy almost jump out my drawers ooh shit
Ooh shit I can't wait (oh fuck yeah)
Oh I wanna sippy the straw that motherfucker (ooh)
Ooh please let me enjoy this good big dick while it's here (oh my God)
Ooh I wanna ride this big pig
Ooh I wanna put the dogs on the head of this good motherfucker
Ooh now look at here baby
If the jaws of my pussy start to grippin' (mhm)
Don't pay that no mind, it's just that my pussy done got nervous
And a dick like that will make any pussy excited
Ooh shit, I could take a little bit more of this good motherfucker (oh my God, oh God, oh shit)
i'm fresh, dressed like a million bucks
with the pocket full of money and i'm ready to cut,
while shawty looking ...like she ready to ..
i got a king size ...
so let's start it up, so let's start it up,
so let's start it up, so let's start it up,
and get freaky, freaky, yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ...
hey look models on deck, bottles on deck,
next she is been, she accept nothing less,
i'm in the ass, caught in the ..
we're on the phone.. which one is the best
... with the fact i was like nothing when i stepped
custom cut adelinni suit double ..
i'm a gangsta but still going on when i dress
..bus ,ten ..on a ...
ain't no confusion because they all on a sex
that's be one on to the next.
chorus:
i'm fresh, dressed like a million bucks
with the pocket full of money and i'm ready to cut,
while shawty looking ...like she ready to ..
i got a king size ...
so let's start it up, so let's start it up,
so let's start it up, so let's start it up,
and get freaky, freaky, yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ...
yeah i was raspy, yeah i put it down with the lock
some fresh nigga lv down to the socks the old ..
17 rounds in the clock like a .. walking around on a ..
don't you ... whole lot of stars in the spot
honey's everywhere .. minaj in the ..
nobody going home on this patron ...
plus we got zone in the ..
the finest fashion, fat ass, is designed the glasses
..nice lashes ... i put it on the california ...
[chorus:]
always .. to compete me up, i'm driven
i'll be in the .. new whips like the driven
though low, they know my best friend is a diamond
never a full for love no ...
just right when i step on the scene
see dudes that ride dirty but they all clean
vip with the teen that we ...that's what they call me
... cause he look like he ..
i'm fresh stay dressed with the best make a guess
what's next ohh.
Magic (ms. peaches) talking:
You big fine ass motherfucker
I need to know one thing is you freaky? (oh come on now)
Huh? I said is you freaky? ( boy you better stop playing with me)
You hear what the fuck I'm saying
So don't act like you don't hear me (you crazy)
I need to know is you bout that freak girl
(I ain't really tripping)
Alright well if it's on it's on
I need to know is you bout that freak girl
(boy I'm not really tripping)
Alright well if it's on it's on
I need to know is you bout that freak girl
(I said I'm not tripping)
Alright well if it's on it's on
I need to know is you bout that freak girl
(look boy stop playing I said I'm not tripping)
But look look
Verse 1: magic (ms. peaches)
Let me explain my situation before we even conversate
See I'm involved with this female that just can't be replaced
So I'm just looking for a friend are you interested?
Cause I would love to see you butt-naked lying in my bed
You won't regret a mintue just tell me what you like
And I promise to make this the best night of your life
(now would you dine on me? ) sure baby only the best
(now would you treat me like a queen? ) only if you can pass the first test
Is the pussy good? ( you just got to see for yourself)
Well is you cold with it? (oh believe me this is the best)
It's just me and you and I won't tell nobody
So put your hands on my hips and let your neck get rowdy
If you suck my soul, I'll play with your emotions
So at the point of pentration, your wetter than the ocean
Getting aroused by my every motion
As I'm getting aroused by your victoria secret's lotion
I'm harder than an armadillian, can't fight this feeling
If you get on all four, shoot that ass to the ceiling
As I apply the pressure as she starts to moan
Ohh if it's it's on...look
Why is you biting at that pillow baby, screaming my name?
(because your working that dick, you got me going insane.)
(boy you'se a soilder) I told ya ( how you keeping your composer? )
Cause right before we started, I smoked three gards of dolja
You getting the dope dick, I prepared for this
Wanted to dick you down before I blasted
The plastic got the bed down better than average
It's only been an hour and she's speaking of marriage
I get upset, but then I start to laugh and I can't blame her
She's been exposed to magic,
No other man can make her feel like I make her feel
(shit I ain't trippin on your wife, I'm trying to keep it real)
So what you sayin boo? cause I'm hoping that I'm hearing you
I told you from the jump there was no future in this
( so what you sayin? don't I fulfill your biggest fantasy)
Nah to tell you the truth baby you bothering me
I undressed you, only to sex you
Gave you the dick and it must have impressed you
(man you shiesty ass niggas fucking make me sick
I wish I would have known, I would of asked you to lick my clit
Dont you recall the day that you begged for the pussy,
Paided for the pussy)
Yeah but now I got the pussy
(you just a fucking same nigga, ain't nothing changed
You just another lame nigga)
Magic (ms. peaches) talking:
Yeah yeah yeah
Whatever save all that shit
You know what? get the fuck out of I'm sick of your stupid ass (what? )
(fuck you, I'll get my shit, I knew I shouldn't have been fucking with you)
I ain't got time for all this fucking shit (stupid ass nigga)
I got what the fuck I want, I got what the fuck I want
Get your ass outta here
(fuck you magic you know that) alright alright whatever
(it's cool it's cool
I knew I shouldn't have been fucking with you bitch assnigga
Fucking make me sick) get ya shit...get ya shit...
(that's what all y'all niggas about)
(Dipset B*tch)
(Fella! Santana Aye!!)
Rock the boat dont sink the ship.
Do you like to get freaky freaky?
Do you to get kinky kinky?
(Yea, I like to get freaky, freaky)
(Yea, I like to get kinky, kinky)
Do ya Good I get the boat rockin (yea)
Good let's get the boat rockin (yea)
Good we got the boat rockin (yea)
Good lets get keep the boat rockin
Now how many chicks in this b*tch like dick?
Well how many dudes in this room like pune?
Holy moly the rap Goldie
ohh he back put up yours now clap
That, thats the sound i like to hear
That, thats the bounce i like to hear
Now grab a chick and get freaky
Whisper at her, are you kinky
And if she tell you yes
found another chick that tell you yes and bail for sex
I bet that will be freaky
(yea that will be kinky) (yea)
Tap it up slap it up filp it rub it down dont forget to wrap it up
Then tell shorty to back it up
Just like a truck thats backing up (yea) (aye!!)
Do you like to get freaky freaky?
Do you to get kinky kinky?
(Yea, I like to get freaky, freaky)
(Yea, I like to get kinky, kinky)
Do ya Good I get the boat rockin (yea)
Good let's get the boat rockin (yea)
Good we got the boat rockin (yea)
Good lets get keep the boat rockin
Rock the boat dont sink the ship.
Mami take your pick who you leavin with huh?
Rock the boat dont sink the ship.
Shorty take your pick who you leavin with huh?
Now guess whos back in the mothaf*ckin house
Front get punched in your mothaf*ckin mouth
But i aint come for that dear baby
Tell me you had a pap smear lately (huh?)
Ill be your check up guy
Check up low check up high
Check out bye bye then im gone like the wind
Find a sucka spend all night with him
I just wanna do the nasty withcha withcha
Not download a nasty picture picture
Cuz i dont know about the internet
I just how much im into sex (yea)
Whats poppin withcha is you tryin to get it poppin sista
No shrimp no lobster dish (uh huh)
just lots of dick (huh)
Do you like to get freaky freaky?
Do you to get kinky kinky?
(Yea, I like to get freaky, freaky)
(Yea, I like to get kinky, kinky)
Do ya Good I get the boat rockin (yea)
Good let's get the boat rockin (yea)
Good we got the boat rockin (yea)
Good lets get keep the boat rockin
Rock the boat dont sink the ship.
Mami take your pick who you leavin with huh?
Rock the boat dont sink the ship.
You tell me that you want me to be your man
But I am two timer, baby
Forget about the things you do for me
'Cause I am a two timer, baby
You say you wanna be with me
But baby, I am to freaky-e
I really think you wanna stay away from me
'Cause baby, it ain't hard to see
I am freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, yeah
I'd love to have a night on the town with you
But a two timer, baby
Be careful if you want me to be your fun
'Cause I am a two timer, baby
I know you wanna be
Alexander Downer:
Look at me, I'm Alexander D
Opposition Leader - now how'd that come to be?
No idea, I woke up and I was here
Lookin' like a superstar and feelin' queer.
Old money - and I'm a master of debate
Five minutes - and I might just meet my fate.
'Cos I'm too freaky
I'm a greasy-cheeked freak
A leader of tomorrow, but I won't be 'round next week
'Cos I'm too freaky
Band:
Too freaky!
Downer:
Twisted to the bone
And I'm thinkin' that I'm sinkin' like a stone...
But it's a chance in a million
That led me to this place
It's destiny that you and me
Should square off face to face
Paul Keating:
That's lovely, Alexander, and may the best man win.
Downer:
Ah, fuck me, I've got Buckley's in the state I'm in - pull the pin!
Look at you, you don't know what to do
Never thought a man could be so Lib'ral through and through
Yes I know, they wanna drag me back below
But I've got the things that batter!
Band:
MATTER!
Downer:
Bugger - there I go!
Way looney - like Screamin' Lord Such
They're screw me - I'm just much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much too freaky!
I'm a greasy-cheeked freak
A leader of tomorrow, but I won't be 'round next week
'Cos I'm too freaky
Band:
Too freaky!
Downer:
Utterly defiled
C'mon, Australia, let's get wild, wild, wild
I get lonely when your not around
and i wish that you were herre wit me so you kan love me down
you kno i love your kompany, but my momma dont want you hanging wit me
so, until you get a place were we kan hang
im gunna be your telephone baby
chorus:
So let me hear you moan
while were gettin freaky on tha phone(while we get freaky on tha phone)
talk a lil dirty get it on
now let me hear you moan
ohhhhhh
so let me hear you moan
while we gettin freaky on tha phone(while we get freaky on your phone)
talk a lil dirty get it on
now let me here you moan
i kan tell when theres somethin ta hide
kuz your werds sound shady
and then you start act'n shy
so if this aint a real good time
or if somebody's on your other line(somebody's on your other line)
ill kall you around 10 my friend
and were gunna let tha nite begin
chrous:
So let me hear you moan
while were gettin freaky on tha phone(while we get freaky on tha phone)
talk a lil dirty get it on
now let me hear you moan
ohhhhhh
so let me hear you moan
while we gettin freaky on tha phone(while we get freaky on your phone)
talk a lil dirty get it on
now let me here you moan
my man and i kno its ya
i thought i told ya
but you kno i want you baby baby im your souljah
and i wunna be wit ya
and i wunna please ya
but moms is trip'n and she will not let me see ya
thought she was gone
but no she still at home
so ill kall you around 10 so baby we kan be alone
get freaky on tha phone
freaky on tha phone im gunna give it ta ya til you moan
when im in need of love'n baby(i kall you on tha phone)
Kuz i like ta hear you beg and scream'n and moan(its on)
when im in need of love'n baby(when im all alone)
i like ta hear you oh and moan(its on)
Well let me hear you moan
while we get it on
let me hear you moan
Girl drop
Get low like ya just heard the groove pop
P pop, butterfly, booty bounce, peculator, pony ride, old school flip, do the mash potatoes
I don't care just look freaky
Yo man in the club who's so sneaky
Yo voice like ?? so squeaky
?? you Shaniqwa, Shardinae
All yall got stripper names baby we could play
But I got a clothin line
We specialize in lingerie
Walkin like you on a runway scrounge
For this performance I took my braids out
Man im killin this track until it fades out
Shake da bottle den release the cork
And let it spray out, spray dese broads down
Wet t-shirt contest
500 dollas to the momi wit the firmest breast
Yess
Hachu I think im catchin the flu
Cuz you sick
Chicks get wet as soon as I spit
Freaky freaky freaky freaky freaky
Freaky freaky freaky freaky
Hachu I think im catchin the flu
Cuz you sick
Chicks go crazy when dey see my whip
Freaky freaky freaky freaky freaky
Freaky freaky freaky freaky
If you too damn drunk den dis track will annoy you
Stop hatin on a true baller who'll employ you
All dese ladies wanna take me home
Guaranteed I aint leavin dis club alone
All dis ass in here think I aint getting some
Sippin on coke and rum getting numb
Momma shake it like a salt shaka
You and yo ying yang twinz
Im thug girl I aint tuckin my chain in
Why you wearin a fur mothafucka it's rainin
You look like a fool for girls what chu gamin
You should think about goin home and changing
Cadillac escalade what I get brains in
Rollin my eyes to the back of my head like im trippin on heron
Got my head on sped on
She got a chest like vivica
Booty like that chick on outkast video
Here come the hook here we go
Got 300 dems got a few broads just be runnin nems
smellin like ??
not waitin in line just get pushed in yea we pushed in
Young Rome and Black got em gone offa Con and Yack
Pull up on got the crack oh!
Phat farm laced to the A-1
You kno a betta pimp
Naw it aint one
You and you get back stage
You and you get the gas faze
You and you way passed age
You right there you be nasty
Wanna creep wit me
Wanna freak wit me so frequently
You kno how G's be
The young guerilla wit the icy scrilla
Ma don't you kno im the illest
damn she got a fat ass too
uh!!!
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
[Chorus:]
Big Fat Skiiny and Small
I Likee'Em All
I Don't Really Caree As Lonq As She A
Freak Freak Freaky [x4]
Shee Can Bee Short Maybee Tall
I Likee it All
Biq Butt, No Butt, Bow-Leg
As Lonq As She A
Freak Freak Freaky [x4]
She Got A Sexy Attitudee and A Tongue Rang
She Get iit Crackiing Likee Magiic Cittiie On Mondayy
And Shee Aiin't Afraiid To Do The FreeWay
As Long As ii Can Put iit Down
Everyy'Thanq iis Okiie (Okiie)
And Shawty Likee Dhat
The Wayy Shee Work On Thee Floor
She Giviinq Heartt Attack's
Got All The Niiqqa's Stariing From How She Throw it Backk.
But Oncee I Got Behind Thee Wall All You Heard Was
Smack [x4]
[Chorus:]
Big Fat Skiiny and Small
I Likee'Em All
I Don't Really Caree As Lonq As She A
Freak Freak Freaky [x4]
Shee Can Bee Short Maybee Tall
I Likee it All
Biq Butt, No Butt, Bow-Leg
As Lonq As She A
Freak Freak Freaky [x4]
She Be Posted By The Bar
Gettinq Her Patron On
So Fiinee Makee A Niqqa Wanna Fone [? ]
(She A Very Freaky Qurl)
On Her Riinq'Tonee
Real Qhetto iin The Club Screaminq Dhat's My Sonq.
(My Song, My Song,)
And Shawty Likee Dhat
The Wayy Shee Work On Thee Floor
She Giviinq Heartt Attack's
Got All The Niiqqa's Stariing From How She Throw it Backk.
But Oncee I Got Behind Thee Wall All You Heard Was
Smack [x4]
[Chorus:]
Big Fat Skiiny and Small
I Likee'Em All
I Don't Really Caree As Lonq As She A
Freak Freak Freaky [x4]
Shee Can Bee Short Maybee Tall
I Likee it All
Biq Butt, No Butt, Bow-Leg
As Lonq As She A
Freak Freak Freaky [x4]
[Gucci Manee:]
Shawty Hella-Badd Wiff A Yellow Ass
She Can Havee A Ass We Havee Hella-Cash
Shawty Gott A Tail On Her iTell You.
I'm a Spendd Sumee Mail On Her iTell You.
Big, Fat, Skiinny, But iPrefer The Thick.
I'll Takee The Tea, She'll Walk Wiff A Switch (Switch iit)
We On [? ], Yea Guccii iis A Hiit.
She A Very Freaky Qurl, But ii'ma Very Very Rich.
All These [? ] On My Wrist
My Diiamond Man Saiid He Gon Quiit.
Prettiie Likee A Diiamond My [? ] Chick (Bliing)
First Love's gonna hit ya
Right in your face
Right in your face
One, two, three, kickin'
Girl be my love
Let me discover
Your nasty limit and nothing can stop us now
The way you move it
Is the way I like it (oh yeah)
Cause you're the one
That makes my world go round
Come on and touch me
Let's get nasty
Cause that's the way I was supposed to be
You gotta kiss me
You gotta thrill me
Take your time and do it right
Come on lets do it right girl
(2x) You got my lovin' baby
You make me goin' crazy
You're all I ever ever
Cause you're so freaky
Oh oh...
First Love's gonna hit ya
First Love's gonna get ya
First Love's gonna hit ya
One, two, three, kickin'
You drive me crazy
And I just can't help it
You sexy lady
We gotta keep it goin' on
The way you make it
Is the way I want it
Let's get together
All night long
Come on and touch me
Let's get nasty
Cause that's the way I was supposed to be
You gotta kiss me
You gotta thrill me
Take your time and do it right
Come on lets do it right girl
You got my lovin' baby
You make me goin' crazy
You're all I ever want
Cause you're so freaky
Rap: Oh yeah
Everybody put your hands together
Ah ah aha
There's a party goin' on
Come get freaky with me
Girl can't you see
I wanna lick you up and down
And drive you crazy
You taste like candy ma favourite flavor
Yeah cherry cola ah a light savior (?)
Get freaky with me
(4x) You got my lovin' baby
You make me goin' crazy
You're all I ever ever
Cause you're so freaky
You took the message
You rubbed it off
Oh yeah, and now you're paying.
He bought you flowers,
You sucked him off
Oh yeah.
Now I ain't saying that you did the wrong thing;
Never.
You weigh the options
You take her back
Oh yeah, now she owns you.
And I've got problems
I can't explain,
Oh yeah, and you can't help me.
Grow some balls boy,
And take the blame,
Oh yeah,
And now you tell me you've got freaky friends,
Freaky friends
They don't trust me,
But that's alright,
Oh yeah...
And I've got this image that plays inside my head,
And it's telling me our time is running out.
So I punish you, so you never punish me
But I think that I love you all the same.
Your mother says you're freaky,
And your father says you're freaky,
And the sailors say you're freaky,
Do you want to get freaky?
Fog the windows up (freaky)
It's a lovely night (freaky)
Give the boys a chance (freaky)
Do you want to get freaky
Not the mushy type (freaky)
We be up all night (freaky)
Work an appetite (freaky)
And that blue peter style (freaky)
And that run a mile (freaky)
And the burger king (freaky)
And my hands are tied (freaky)
Your mother says you're freaky,
And your father says you're freaky,
And the sailors say you're freaky,
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