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The 2013 Atlanta Braves
Atlanta Braves (Moneyball Parody)
Carlos Gomez Pimps Home Run and Starts Brawl between Brewers and Braves
Baselines (Music Video) - Atlanta Braves 2013
Braves show highlights from Chipper's career
OPENING DAY! - Philadelphia Phillies vs. Atlanta Braves - Franchise Mode - EP 6 MLB 13: The Show
Jose Fernandez Homers, Benches Clear FULL VIDEO
Beasts from the East (Music Video) - Atlanta Braves 2013
Atlanta Braves vs. The Philadelphia Phillies Chipper Jones 9th Inning HR Spectacular!! 2 Sept 2012
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The 2013 Atlanta Braves
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  • Duration: 9:30
  • Updated: 01 Nov 2013

The 2013 Atlanta Braves

A year in review video for the most exciting, fun baseball team in the 2013 MLB season, the Atlanta Braves!
  • published: 01 Nov 2013
  • views: 923
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Atlanta Braves (Moneyball Parody)
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Atlanta Braves (Moneyball Parody)

I do not own any of the video clips, music, sounds, or images in this video. All rights belong to Major League Baseball and the Atlanta Braves. Songs are "On...
  • published: 19 Apr 2013
  • views: 5076
  • author: thareal864
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Carlos Gomez Pimps Home Run and Starts Brawl between Brewers and Braves
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  • Updated: 26 Sep 2013

Carlos Gomez Pimps Home Run and Starts Brawl between Brewers and Braves

http://www.MLBProspectPortal.com Milwaukee Brewers OF Carlos Gomez pimps out a home run off Atlanta Braves LHP Paul Maholm and incites a benches clearing incident. Maholm hit Gomez with a pitch back in June, so obviously Gomez wasn't happy. For more videos of top MLB prospects, visit the MLB Prospect Portal YouTube Channel @ https://www.youtube.com/user/MLBProspectPortal
  • published: 26 Sep 2013
  • views: 301
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Baselines (Music Video) - Atlanta Braves 2013
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Baselines (Music Video) - Atlanta Braves 2013

#FearTheChop Atlanta Braves' parody of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" Written, directed, performed by @AaronChewning Performed by @_SevenMiles Shot by @RemedyFilms Engineered, mixed, mastered by @Jordan_Roe Special thanks to... Javy Lopez Homer Tomahawk Team Heavy Hitters Brian Hansen Kate Brown
  • published: 23 Sep 2013
  • views: 5150
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Braves show highlights from Chipper's career
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  • Duration: 6:49
  • Updated: 15 Aug 2013

Braves show highlights from Chipper's career

The Braves show a Chipper Jones tribute video which showcases various highlights from his illustrious career.
  • published: 02 Oct 2012
  • views: 23626
  • author: MLB
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OPENING DAY! - Philadelphia Phillies vs. Atlanta Braves - Franchise Mode - EP 6 MLB 13: The Show
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  • Updated: 18 Aug 2013

OPENING DAY! - Philadelphia Phillies vs. Atlanta Braves - Franchise Mode - EP 6 MLB 13: The Show

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Jose Fernandez Homers, Benches Clear FULL VIDEO
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  • Duration: 4:34
  • Updated: 12 Sep 2013

Jose Fernandez Homers, Benches Clear FULL VIDEO

Jose Fernandez and braves are not going to get along in the future. I do not own the footage used in this video. No copyright infringement intended. I do not gain any profit from my videos. (For entertainment purposes only)
  • published: 12 Sep 2013
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Beasts from the East (Music Video) - Atlanta Braves 2013
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  • Updated: 18 Aug 2013

Beasts from the East (Music Video) - Atlanta Braves 2013

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Atlanta Braves vs. The Philadelphia Phillies Chipper Jones 9th Inning HR Spectacular!! 2 Sept 2012
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Atlanta Braves vs. The Philadelphia Phillies Chipper Jones 9th Inning HR Spectacular!! 2 Sept 2012

I've never been present for a comeback like this! The Phillies smashed 5 runs in the first inning and we were behind the entire game! Then bottom of the nint...
  • published: 03 Sep 2012
  • views: 20405
  • author: Diabolic21
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MUST WATCH||Washington Nationals VS Atlanta Braves BENCHES CLEAR||MUST WATCH
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  • Updated: 19 Aug 2013

MUST WATCH||Washington Nationals VS Atlanta Braves BENCHES CLEAR||MUST WATCH

The Braves Pitcher hits Bryce Harper and Harper is REALLY MAD!!!! Let see what Happens I do not own the footage used in this video. No copyright infringement...
  • published: 07 Aug 2013
  • views: 24284
  • author: TheMunro122
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Msp Braves Mädchen
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Msp Braves Mädchen

Msp Braves Mädchen kuckt es an :)
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Braves pull bubble gum prank on C. Johnson
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Braves pull bubble gum prank on C. Johnson

8/25/13: Chris Johnson unknowingly sports a chewing gum bubble on his cap before seeing his reflection in Reed Johnson's sunglasses Check out http://MLB.com/video for more! About MLB.com: About MLB.com: Baseball Commissioner Allan H. (Bud) Selig announced on January 19, 2000, that the 30 Major League Club owners voted unanimously to centralize all of Baseball's Internet operations into an independent technology company. Major League Baseball Advanced Media (MLBAM) was formed and charged with developing, building and managing the most comprehensive baseball experience available on the Internet. In August 2002, MLB.com streamed the first-ever live full length MLB game. Since that time, millions of baseball fans around the world have subscribed to MLB.TV, the live video streaming product that airs every game in HD to nearly 400 different devices. MLB.com also provides fans with a stable of Club beat reporters, extensive historical information and footage, online ticket sales, official baseball merchandise, authenticated memorabilia and collectibles and fantasy games. Baseball Commissioner Allan H. (Bud) Selig announced on January 19, 2000, that the 30 Major League Club owners voted unanimously to centralize all of Baseball's Internet operations into an independent technology company. Major League Baseball Advanced Media (MLBAM) was formed and charged with developing, building and managing the most comprehensive baseball experience available on the Internet. In August 2002, MLB.com streamed the first-ever live full length MLB game over the Internet when the Texas Rangers and New York Yankees faced off at Yankee Stadium. Since that time, millions of baseball fans around the world have subscribed to MLB.TV, the live video streaming product that airs every game in HD to nearly 400 different devices. MLB.com also provides an array of mobile apps for fans to choose from, including At Bat, the highest-grossing iOS sports app of all-time. MLB.com also provides fans with a stable of Club beat reporters and award-winning national columnists, the largest contingent of baseball reporters under one roof, that deliver over 100 original articles every day. MLB.com also offers extensive historical information and footage, online ticket sales, official baseball merchandise, authenticated memorabilia and collectibles and fantasy games. Major League Baseball consists of 30 teams split between the American and National Leagues. The American League consists of the following teams: Baltimore Orioles; Boston Red Sox; Chicago White Sox; Cleveland Indians; Detroit Tigers; Houston Astros; Kansas City Royals; Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim; Minnesota Twins; New York Yankees; Oakland Athletics; Seattle Mariners; Tampa Bay Rays; Texas Rangers; and Toronto Blue Jays. The National League, originally founded in 1876, consists of the following teams: Arizona Diamondbacks; Atlanta Braves; Chicago Cubs; Cincinnati Reds; Colorado Rockies; Los Angeles Dodgers; Miami Marlins; Milwaukee Brewers; New York Mets; Philadelphia Phillies; Pittsburgh Pirates; San Diego Padres; San Francisco Giants; St. Louis Cardinals; and Washington Nationals. Visit MLB.com: http://mlb.mlb.com Subscribe to MLB.TV: http://mlb.mlb.tv Download MLB.com At Bat: http://mlb.mlb.com/mobile/atbat Download MLB.com At The Ballpark: http://mlb.mlb.com/mobile/attheballpark Play Beat The Streak: http://mlb.mlb.com/bts Get MLB Tickets: http://mlb.mlb.com/tickets Get Official MLB Merchandise: http://mlb.mlb.com/shop Connect with us: YouTube: http://youtube.com/MLB Facebook: http://facebook.com/mlb Twitter: http://twitter.com/mlb Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/MLBAM Instagram: http://instagram.com/mlbofficial Tumblr: http://mlb.tumblr.com Google+: http://plus.google.com/MLB
  • published: 26 Aug 2013
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The Atlanta Braves 2013 Highlights
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The Atlanta Braves 2013 Highlights

I made another one and this one with Tim Hudson and Kris Medlens home run under comment request :D I do not own any of the video clips, music, sounds, or images in this video. All rights belong to Major League Baseball and the Atlanta Braves http://mlb.mlb.com/home The song is Radio Active by Imagine Dragons(awesome song btw:D) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU Also check out Vevo http://www.vevo.com/ I also give credit to the record labels KIDinaKORNER, Interscope Interscope http://www.interscope.com/ KIDinaKORNER http://kidinakorner.com/
  • published: 14 Aug 2013
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EPIC PLAY! - New York Mets vs Atlanta Braves - Franchise Mode - EP 16 MLB 13 The Show
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EPIC PLAY! - New York Mets vs Atlanta Braves - Franchise Mode - EP 16 MLB 13 The Show

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    Braves show highlights from Chipper's career
  • OPENING DAY! - Philadelphia Phillies vs. Atlanta Braves - Franchise Mode - EP 6 MLB 13: The Show
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    OPENING DAY! - Philadelphia Phillies vs. Atlanta Braves - Franchise Mode - EP 6 MLB 13: The Show
  • Jose Fernandez Homers, Benches Clear FULL VIDEO
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    Jose Fernandez Homers, Benches Clear FULL VIDEO
  • Beasts from the East (Music Video) - Atlanta Braves 2013
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    Beasts from the East (Music Video) - Atlanta Braves 2013
  • Atlanta Braves vs. The Philadelphia Phillies Chipper Jones 9th Inning HR Spectacular!! 2 Sept 2012
    5:04
    Atlanta Braves vs. The Philadelphia Phillies Chipper Jones 9th Inning HR Spectacular!! 2 Sept 2012
  • MUST WATCH||Washington Nationals VS Atlanta Braves BENCHES CLEAR||MUST WATCH
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    MUST WATCH||Washington Nationals VS Atlanta Braves BENCHES CLEAR||MUST WATCH
  • Msp Braves Mädchen
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    Msp Braves Mädchen
  • Braves pull bubble gum prank on C. Johnson
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    Braves pull bubble gum prank on C. Johnson
  • The Atlanta Braves 2013 Highlights
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    The Atlanta Braves 2013 Highlights
  • EPIC PLAY! - New York Mets vs Atlanta Braves - Franchise Mode - EP 16 MLB 13 The Show
    13:09
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The 2013 Atlanta Braves

A year in review video for the most exciting, fun baseball team in the 2013 MLB season, the Atlanta Braves!
  • published: 01 Nov 2013
  • views: 923

9:30
The 2013 At­lanta Braves
A year in re­view video for the most ex­cit­ing, fun base­ball team in the 2013 MLB sea­son, th...
pub­lished: 01 Nov 2013
3:51
At­lanta Braves (Mon­ey­ball Par­o­dy)
I do not own any of the video clips, music, sounds, or im­ages in this video. All rights be...
pub­lished: 19 Apr 2013
au­thor: thare­al864
5:18
Car­los Gomez Pimps Home Run and Starts Brawl be­tween Brew­ers and Braves
http://​www.​MLBProspectPortal.​com Mil­wau­kee Brew­ers OF Car­los Gomez pimps out a home run of...
pub­lished: 26 Sep 2013
3:27
Base­lines (Music Video) - At­lanta Braves 2013
#FearThe­Chop At­lanta Braves' par­o­dy of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" Writ­ten, di­rect­ed,...
pub­lished: 23 Sep 2013
6:49
Braves show high­lights from Chip­per's ca­reer
The Braves show a Chip­per Jones trib­ute video which show­cas­es var­i­ous high­lights from his ...
pub­lished: 02 Oct 2012
au­thor: MLB
15:49
OPEN­ING DAY! - Philadel­phia Phillies vs. At­lanta Braves - Fran­chise Mode - EP 6 MLB 13: The Show
PLEASE SUB­SCRIBE*** Thanks you for watch­ing this video! I al­ways try to excel in mak­ing ex...
pub­lished: 02 Apr 2013
4:34
Jose Fer­nan­dez Homers, Bench­es Clear FULL VIDEO
Jose Fer­nan­dez and braves are not going to get along in the fu­ture. I do not own the foot...
pub­lished: 12 Sep 2013
3:01
Beasts from the East (Music Video) - At­lanta Braves 2013
You can get the song here: https://​itunes.​apple.​com/​us/​album/​beasts-from-the-east-single/​i...​
pub­lished: 28 Mar 2013
5:04
At­lanta Braves vs. The Philadel­phia Phillies Chip­per Jones 9th In­ning HR Spec­tac­u­lar!! 2 Sept 2012
I've never been pre­sent for a come­back like this! The Phillies smashed 5 runs in the first...
pub­lished: 03 Sep 2012
1:45
MUST WATCH||Wash­ing­ton Na­tion­als VS At­lanta Braves BENCH­ES CLEAR||MUST WATCH
The Braves Pitch­er hits Bryce Harp­er and Harp­er is RE­AL­LY MAD!!!! Let see what Hap­pens I d...
pub­lished: 07 Aug 2013
au­thor: The­Mu­nro122
3:22
Msp Braves Mädchen
Msp Braves Mädchen kuckt es an :)...
pub­lished: 19 Aug 2012
au­thor: Lena Schweiger
1:06
Braves pull bub­ble gum prank on C. John­son
8/25/13: Chris John­son un­know­ing­ly sports a chew­ing gum bub­ble on his cap be­fore see­ing hi...
pub­lished: 26 Aug 2013
3:16
The At­lanta Braves 2013 High­lights
I made an­oth­er one and this one with Tim Hud­son and Kris Medlens home run under com­ment re...
pub­lished: 14 Aug 2013
13:09
EPIC PLAY! - New York Mets vs At­lanta Braves - Fran­chise Mode - EP 16 MLB 13 The Show
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pub­lished: 17 May 2013
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Craig Kim­brel Im­i­tates Braves' Pitch­ers (Glavine, Mad­dux and Smoltz)
Craig Kim­brel im­i­tates the windups of leg­endary Braves' pitch­ers Greg Mad­dux, Tom Glavine ...
pub­lished: 17 Sep 2012
au­thor: MLB­Fan­Cave
1:36
Did the Braves stay in a haunt­ed hotel?
Braves com­ment on the Upton broth­ers' de­ci­sion not to stay at the sup­pos­ed­ly haunt­ed Pfist...
pub­lished: 22 Jun 2013
au­thor: FOX Sports
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THE BIG HITS - St. Louis Car­di­nals vs. At­lanta Braves - Fran­chise - EP 42 MLB 13 The Show
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pub­lished: 17 Aug 2013
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MLB 13: The Show: Phillies vs. Braves Full Game
A com­plete, full game of the Phillies vs. Braves played in MLB 13: The Show for the PlaySt...
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Pro Russian soldiers guard Ukraine's infantry base in Perevalne, Ukraine, Tuesday, March 4, 2014.
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05 Mar 2014
US Secretary of State John Kerry and Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov are due to hold crucial talks to try to ease tensions over the Ukraine crisis. The US accuses Moscow of deploying troops in Ukraine's Crimea region, describing it as an "act of aggression" - a claim denied by the Kremlin. Despite the sharp differences, both sides have hinted they would prefer to start a dialogue ... In other developments ... ....(size: 6.8Kb)




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08 Mar 2014
-- Alex Wood never tried to act too cool to get excited when pitching in the big leagues as a rookie, and the Atlanta Braves left-hander didn't try to downplay his performance against the Red Sox and David Ortiz on Friday at sold-out Jet Blue Park at Fenway South. "I definitely felt pretty darn good today," Wood said after allowing two hits - singles by Grady Sizemore - in three scoreless innings of a 4-1 Braves loss....(size: 4.6Kb)
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08 Mar 2014
(Source. Atlanta Braves). FORT MYERS, Fla ... Heyward's second homer of the spring boosted the Braves into the driver's seat ... The Braves have a pair of split-squad games set up for Saturday ... The Braves will also send a contingent of players to Viera to play against the Nationals, and former third-round draftee David Hale will get the ball ... This noodl was issued by Atlanta Braves and was initially posted at atlanta.braves.mlb.com....(size: 2.8Kb)
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08 Mar 2014
Red Sox 4, Braves 1<img width='1' height='1' src='http.//feeds.boston.com/c/35022/f/646983/s/37ed23e0/sc/26/mf.gif' border='0'/><br clear='all'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a ......(size: 3.1Kb)
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Atlanta Braves) ... -- The Braves know what they're going to get from Anthony Varvaro ... Now, even though he's struggled in Spring Training, Varvaro knows -- and so do the Braves -- that he's an established Major League arm ... The Braves are across my chest ... Varvaro struggled in Seattle's organization until the Braves claimed him off waivers in 2011, and he immediately set about repaying their confidence....(size: 11.0Kb)
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08 Mar 2014
Atlanta Braves) ... Wood, a 23-year-old southpaw for the Braves, was still in college less than two years ago, so he's not afraid to express awe at facing a batter like David Ortiz ... Wood went 4-2 with a 1.26 ERA for Double-A Mississippi last year, and the Braves called him up to the big leagues for the first time at the end of May ... -- The Braves know what they're going to get from Anthony Varvaro ... The Braves are across my chest....(size: 11.0Kb)
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08 Mar 2014
On Friday night, the Bountiful Braves handled themselves and punched their ticket to the Class 4A state championship game Saturday against the Orem Tigers ... » The Braves and Titans combined to hit 16 3-pointers in the 4A semifinal ... Now only 32 minutes separate the Braves from their goal after their 63-54 Class 4A semifinal win over Olympus on Friday at the Huntsman Center....(size: 3.5Kb)
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08 Mar 2014
-- The Braves know what they're going to get from Anthony Varvaro ... Now, even though he's struggled in Spring Training, Varvaro knows -- and so do the Braves -- that he's an established Major League arm ... The Braves are across my chest ... Varvaro struggled in Seattle's organization until the Braves claimed him off waivers in 2011, and he immediately set about repaying their confidence....(size: 10.5Kb)
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08 Mar 2014
Wood, a 23-year-old southpaw for the Braves, was still in college less than two years ago, so he's not afraid to express awe at facing a batter like David Ortiz ... Wood went 4-2 with a 1.26 ERA for Double-A Mississippi last year, and the Braves called him up to the big leagues for the first time at the end of May ... -- The Braves know what they're going to get from Anthony Varvaro ... The Braves are across my chest....(size: 10.4Kb)
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08 Mar 2014
Atlanta Braves) play video ... Johnson, coming off a tremendous season for the Braves, asked to come on a long road trip to his hometown, Fort Myers, on Friday so he could play in front of friends and family ... Johnson, originally drafted by the Astros, was traded to Arizona at the 2012 non-waiver Trade Deadline and then found his way to the Braves right before the 2013 campaign....(size: 4.2Kb)
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08 Mar 2014
... Braves in Grapefruit League action ... Jason Heyward provided the lone run for the Braves with a homer in the sixth inning....(size: 0.6Kb)
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08 Mar 2014
(Source. Washington Nationals). VIERA, Fla. -- The Nationals scored six runs in the first inning before going on to top the Astros, 8-5, at Space Coast Stadium on Friday afternoon ... Up next for the Nationals. The Nationals play split-squad games against the Braves and Cardinals on Saturday, both of which can be heard on Gameday Audio ... ET, while Taylor Jordan gets the nod against the Braves at Space Coast Stadium at 1.05 ... distributed by....(size: 2.4Kb)
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08 Mar 2014
The crash occurred around 8 a.m. near the intersection of Loma Vista Drive and Robert Lane ... Both were from LAPD’s Hollywood Division but have not been publicly identified ... Garcetti described the probationary officer as “very brave, very alert” during their visit ... “With sad hearts we mourn the loss of the brave and courageous police officer who died this morning in a traffic collision,” he said ... ....(size: 4.0Kb)
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08 Mar 2014
Only one player expected to be in the Opening Day starting lineup — center fielder Jackie Bradley Jr. — made the trip over from Fort Myers ... “He apologized ... Furcal wasn’t expected to travel with the Marlins on Saturday to Lake Buena Vista to face the Braves, so he will return to Jupiter on Sunday, Redmond said ... Marlins RHP Jacob Turner (0-1, 4.50) at Atlanta Braves RHP Freddy Garcia (0-0, 0.00), 1.05 p.m ... ....(size: 4.9Kb)

The Atlanta Braves is a professional baseball club based in Atlanta, Georgia. The Braves are a member of the Eastern Division of Major League Baseball's National League. The Braves have played in Turner Field since 1997.

The "Braves" name, which was first used in 1912, originates from a term for a Native American warrior. They are nicknamed "the Bravos",[who?] and often self-styled as "America's Team" in reference to the team's games being broadcast on the nationally available TBS from the 1970s until 2007, gaining a wide fanbase.

From 1991–2005 the Braves were one of the most successful franchises in baseball, winning division titles an unprecedented 14 consecutive times in that period (omitting the strike-shortened 1994 season in which there were no official division champions). The Braves won the NL West 1991–93 and the NL East 1995–2005, and returned to the playoffs as the National League Wild Card in 2010. The Braves advanced to the World Series five times in the 1990s, winning the title in 1995. Since their debut in the National League in 1876, the franchise has won 16 divisional titles, 17 National League pennants, as well as three World Series championships—in 1914 as the Boston Braves, in 1957 as the Milwaukee Braves, and in 1995 in Atlanta. The Braves are the only MLB franchise to have won the World Series in three different home cities.




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Larry Wayne "Chipper" Jones, Jr. (born April 24, 1972) is an American professional baseball third baseman with the Atlanta Braves of Major League Baseball. Although initially a shortstop, he has spent most of his career as the starting third baseman for the Braves. In 2002 and 2003, Jones primarily played left field, before returning to third base in 2004.

Jones debuted in 1993, and has played his entire career with the Atlanta Braves. Chipper won the 1999 National League Most Valuable Player Award, as well as the 1999 and 2000 National League Silver Slugger Award for third basemen. He currently holds the Braves team record for career on base percentage (.406), and on July 5, 2007, he passed Dale Murphy for third place on the Braves all-time career home run list.

In his career, through the 2011 season, Jones is a .304 hitter with 454 home runs, 1,455 walks, and 1,561 RBI in 2,387 games. He is behind only Eddie Murray on the all-time switch hitters career RBI list. He is considered one of the game's best all-around hitters, and one of the best switch hitters in the history of the game. He is the only switch hitter in Major League Baseball history to have a .300+ career (.304 at the end of the 2011 season) batting average and 400 or more home runs.




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Craig Michael Kimbrel (born May 28, 1988, in Huntsville, Alabama) is a Major League Baseball pitcher for the Atlanta Braves. Breaking the record for saves by a rookie in the 2011 season, Kimbrel was awarded the Rookie of the Year Award for the National League.

Kimbrel was drafted by the Braves in the 33rd round of the 2007 draft, but elected to remain at Wallace State Community College in order to improve his draft position. He was then taken by the Braves in the third round of the 2008 draft, and was the 96th player chosen.

Kimbrel got his first call up from Gwinnett on May 5, 2010, to replace the injured Jair Jurrjens on the roster. He was called up for the second time in his career on June 4, 2010, to replace Takashi Saito, who was placed on the 15-day DL. He earned his first major league save on September 19, 2010 against the New York Mets. Kimbrel's record for the 2010 season was 4–0, with one save and a 0.44 ERA in 20 2/3 innings. He recorded 40 strikeouts and 16 walks. In the 2010 playoffs, he shut down the eventual World Champion San Francisco Giants on several occasions; he had 7 strikeouts in a total of 4 1/3 innings, appearing in all 4 games of the NLDS between the Giants and the Braves.




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delivered just in time
do you make a garuntee?
sex objects sex objects sex objects
theyre for pretend
it couldnt be any better than this
the plastics smooth so i can kiss
everyday is just like the first
i hope i love her
she never frowns
its an easy thing to do
remember just the thought
you know you rarely share these things
loves funny with what it brings
sometimes either way
shes all mine
sex objects sex objects sex objects
theyre for pretend
sex objects sex objects sex objects
theyre for pretend
oh yeah
they tell me that its wrong
i knew that all along and
yes it may be strange but
but that dont change the fact
im in love with plastic sex
its an easy thing to do remember
just the thought you knew
you see you rarely share these things
loves funny with what it brings sometimes
either way shes all mine
sex objects sex objects sex objects
theyre for pretend
sex objects sex objects sex objects
theyre for pretend
treats me so nice
sex objects
all day all night
sex objects

Chasing people in the street
With gooey eyes and rotten teeth
Of all the things she likes to do
She wants to be a zombie too
She wants to be a zombie (ah, ah, ah)
She wants to be a zombie (ah, ah, ah)
She wants to be a zombie (ah, ah, ah)
She wants to, wants to
Back and skull and brains
Just to keep her appetite supplied
Zombie baby was my thing
I'd like to be your (?)
She wants to be a zombie (ah, ah, ah)
She wants to be a zombie (ah, ah, ah)
She wants to be a zombie (ah, ah, ah)
She wants to, wants to
My girl don't know when to stop
Send more paramedics and send more cops
Yeah she smells so (?) great
There's no way her soul can be saved
Ripping, the legs apart
Biting, into the heart
Smearing, a bloody mess
Slashing, oh she's the best
She wants to be a zombie (ah, ah, ah)
She wants to be a zombie (ah, ah, ah)
She wants to be a zombie (ah, ah, ah)

Takes her pill and makes her dumb, she moves too slow
She sleeps in an aquarium, she moves too slow
Valium, buds, and alcohol
My girl likes to take them all
She's always moving way too slow
Take her out so we could dance, she moves too slow
She left in the ambulance, she moves too slow
Throwing up, cold sweats, and shake
My girl, she hallucinates
She's always moving way too slow
She always speaks in monotone
Talks to the wall when she's alone (hello, hello, hello)
She loses things, she says oh well
When she's awake she just can't tell (at all, at all)
Just last night she lost control, she moves too slow
Now she lives at the hospital, she moves too slow
Valium, buds, and alcohol
My girl likes to take them all
The whole world's moving way too slow
She says the whole world's moving way too slow
And she don't know where she wants to go
The whole world's moving way too slow

im the one that goes to school on sunday im the one that burnt it down im the one that goes away for the holidays spend the weekends strapped down im the one that sits next to you while dressed and so polite im the one that the doctors always liked i couldnt be any different your friends are doing fine these are the things i need the medications making me right im ok these are the things i need the medications making me right im ok these are the things i need the medications making me right im popular to diagnotion objects not allowed im popular for side effects and a face in every crowd who to say ho youre the one so smooth without a bump whose to say it wont be you who jumps youll jump i couldnt be any different in fact im doing fine these are the things i need the medications making me right im ok these are the things i need the medications making me right im ok these are the things i need the medications making me right these are the things i need the medications making me right im ok these are the things i need the medications making me right im ok these are the things i need the medications making me oh yeah right im ok oh yeah right my names mike

i dont care
just leave me in my room
i dont care
im runnin out of air quick baby
im going down, down, down, down
Im going overboard
watch me while i drown
So get outta my room
Leave me alone
we wont suck real soon
get off the phone
and its a suffocation sickness baby
i turn the tables on you, you , you you
im going overboard
watch me while i drown
Im going overboard
I just cant take it no more
Its just an underwater trip
Now i sink or swim
Im going overboard
i dont care
im going overboard
i dont care
im going overboard
leave me alone baby
im going overboard

Clean up the squat, the squat is dirty
I go to bed at 11:30
Something's crawling in the night
You never know it just might bite you
Can't believe I'm sleeping here again
Lint fabrik, lint fabrik
There's bugs up on the walls
Lint fabrik, lint fabrik
I threw up in the hall
No matter how I seem to try
I just don't get to stay away
I finished drawings that I started
I'm so bored I feel retarded
In the bunk bed where I'm sleeping
Someone else is spunked beneath me
Could this be my home away from home?
Lint fabrik, lint fabrik
Where water's always cold
Link fabrik, link fabrik
(???)
No matter how I seem to try
I just don't get to stay away
Clean it up!
Lint fabrik, lint fabrik
Light circle overhead
Lint fabrik, lint fabrik
(???)
No matter how I always try
I just don't get to stay away
I just don't get to stay away
I just don't get to stay away

I think your love is just a trick,
you broke my heart just for a kick.
you'd never leave is what you said,
but your love left me in the hospital bed.
Just like a heart attack,
you make a good heart crack.
No more meaning left inside,
nothing that they can't prescribe.
all the doctors know your name,
my EKG looks like a video game.
Just like a heart attack,
you make a good heart crack.
Oh no the victim has been shown,
I can't believe I should have known.
it's way too late I can't go back,
the ___ it's coming back, it's back, it's back.
I think your love is just a stance,
you left me pulling up my pants.
I heard your name I skipped a beat,
I didn't think that it would stop completely.
Heart attack, you make a good heart crack.
Oh no the victim has been shown,
I can't believe I should have known.
it's way too late I can't go back,
the __ it's coming back, it's back, it's back.
Another doctor diagnosed,
another lover's case is closed.
I never wanted a tug of war,
another heart let fall apart.
Just like a heart attack,
you make a good heart crack.
just like a heart attack.

Running through kitchen
Now she's running through the door
Running through the bathroom
Now She's running on the floor
Chashing after me yea i don't wanna know
something in her hand yea i think i gotta go 'cause
she got a knife to my head today
she got a knife to my brain alright
do what i say
dont do what i do
I was on the run no time to think it through
got me on the run you think its really fun
fucking with my head you better go to bed 'cause
she got a knife to my brain alright
she got a knife to my head alright
Put down the knife I thought i told ya
Put down the knife You poke your eye out
Put down the knife you better do it
She, Needs, To, Go ,To, Bed
She got a knife to my head alright
She got a knife to my brain alright
She got a knife to my head alright
She got a knife to my head alright

That boy was killed by ants
They bit him hard
There was nothing left
On a desert in Africa
They tried to beat him with a spatula
That boy was killed by ants
They bit him hard
There was nothing left
On the desert he was all they had
A little bit of what he once was
Who'd think the family would sell the lies?
Make a featuring film 'bout the poor boy's life
Called "Killed By Ants"
Killed by ants
Killed by ants
Killed by ants
Killed by ants
That lady was killed by slugs
They crawled out of her eyes
Guess her grave was dug
Her daughter was so cool
She liked to lay with her thoughts
She must of fell asleep
They decided to rush
That lady was killed by slugs
They crawled out of her ears
Guess her grave was dug
All alone they ate her insides
What a sad way for her to die
Her husband made a call to the New York Times
Wrote a best selling a novel 'bout her sordid life
Called "Killed By Slugs"
Killed by slugs
Killed by slugs
Killed by slugs
Killed by slugs
Oh what a nasty way to die
Man, there's not much left of you
Oh well, all your friends and family sigh
And dry your eyes
How'd all this happen?
Oh, maybe its the perfect time
You are perfectly deceased
You'll leave a legacy for all to read
Well ain't that something?
Killed, killed by ants
Killed, killed by ants
Killed, killed by ants
Killed, killed by ants
Oh he was killed, killed by ants
Oh he was killed, killed by ants
Oh he was killed, killed by ants
Oh he was killed, killed by ants
Oh he was killed, killed by ants
Oh he was killed, killed by ants
Oh he was killed, killed by ants
Killed, killed by ants
Killed, killed by ants
Killed, killed by ants

Sitting in my room on my new brand stereo
And I can't understand where does time go
Grandmother's sick, the cat ran away
I found a good reason not to go to work everyday
I can't work (work)
I can't work (work)
I can't work (work)
I can't work (work)
No gasoline so the car won't start
My skin falls apart, my transfer's lost
I'd call you on the telephone any other day
But the service is off man, I can't pay
I can't work (work)
I can't work (work)
I can't work (work)
I can't work (work)
I can't work I say
I don't know what to do when I don't know where to go
I could try to sell Acme products, oh
But if I went I'd beat the boss up myself
In the mirror I'm with you
I can't work (work)
I can't work (work)
I can't work (work)
I can't work (work)
I can't work
I can't work
I can't work
I can't work
I can't, I can't (I can't work)
I can't, I can't (I can't work)
I can't, I can't (I can't work)

oh oh oh oh
prom baby at the neighbors last night
i think you smoke a simulator
your slow but you've been doin real fine
your little twit he will agree
not stupid not quite a quite a retard
maybe i just see what you want me too
you're a loser and you know it
i had to show you where to pee
halfsized girl
your the halfsized girl
halfsized girl
your the halfsized girl
but you're living in a full sized world
i was creepin and a creepin in a shadows
i could care if i run into you
you kinda smell ?
? your feminine hygien
halfsized girl
your the halfsized girl
halfsized girl
your the halfsized girl
but you're living in a full sized world
get short
got a taste for certain diviant behaviors
you piss all over social graces
i gotta shove you in a box to take you with me
across a terrible city
gonna treat you like a cheap star sweetheart
your pretty face could break a heart or two
your the ? i know what ?
halfsized girl
your the halfsized girl
halfsized girl
your the halfsized girl
halfsized girl
your the halfsized girl
but you're livin in a

I was standing in line getting hit on at the bank
What kind of man do you think I am?
Because I have a bad haircut
Because I wear a leather jacket
I can see the traces, oh
You show a bit of empathy
You'd be better off as (?)
Using some kind of telepathy
I'm a reject of the society
Your career might have maybe with credit history
You're so square, I won't be your pet
I'll find another teller go and give me the slip
I was cutting some tracks getting hit on at the studio
What kind of man do you think I am
Because my shades are cheap plastic
Because my suade shoes are red
I can hear the swish swish, oh
Of the wheels of the edit tape
Sticky situations, oh, that's not one that I'll take
I write pop songs, something called groovy
That does not mean I get fruity
You're the producer, now get on with your work
Understand my proposition (?)
I'm mis...under...stood
I'm mis...under...stood
I'm mis...under...stood
I was taking my time getting sexy at The Briefs show
I don't need no one to hold my hand
Not the girls at the record store
Baby, I'm an independent man
Yeah!
Getting hit on at the bank (bank!)
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
No thanks
(Don't wanna, don't, don't wanna!)

There's more to being famous
When you've no sexual appeal
When your big face looks like the mirror
Reflex (?)
Oh, girls won't pay
I know it'll stay
There's one thing to get out of the way
Escape you'll be a genital general
Oh..Oh..Oh..
Oh life's so lonely ain't it
There's nothing money can't buy
But you've got no money anyway, so why don't you try
Oh, got no booze
Oh, just rotten food
Here's one thing (..misuse?)
Don't wait you'll see, be a genital general
Just like me
Soon to be all by yourself
You don't need nobody else
Maybe next time, when you feel low
Now you've got the (?)
Any problem you can beat it
There's more to being brainless
No (?) never succeed
You're wacking so well, the (?) goes (?)
The one place you can get in for free
Oh, couldn't wait
Oh, to masturbate
Too bad, you'll be a general, genital general inmate
Genital general, genital general, genital general, genital

I was 18 she was 45
I met her in some sleazy dive
I bought her a drink, she bought me five
She tells me that she lives nearby
She has this (?) look in her eyes
I say ok, let's go there now
Oh yeah, oh wow, so good, oh yeah
(I'm in love with the forty and above)
Oh yeah, oh wow, oh please, oh yeah
(I'm in love with the forty and above)
She tells me that she has a friend
And that she's into younger men
I say ok, let's call her then
Oh yeah, oh wow, so good, oh yeah
(I'm in love with the forty and above)
Oh yeah, oh wow, oh please, oh yeah
(I'm in love with the forty and above)
I'm in love
Oh yeah, oh wow, so good, oh yeah
(I'm in love with the forty and above)
Oh yeah, oh wow, oh please, oh yeah
(I'm in love with the forty and above)
Oh yeah, oh wow, don't talk, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh wow, so good, don't stop,
Oh yeah, oh wow, so good, don't stop
Oh yeah, oh wow, so good, oh yeah

where is the freedom of choice?
the tv says "we'll be without it"
im in love with you
so my healthy glow
comes with a habit
i want the foam in my lips
epileptic fits
i wanna be socail
seems a pity to me the reality
gona throw it all away
its the right thing to do
(on ephederine)
when you wanna feel cool
(on ephederine)
you proove that your loves true
(on ephederine)
oh what do we gotta do?
without ephederine
baby i dont know why
im climbing the walls
im up in the attick
i got a lethal supply
i live at the Y
but im lucky to have it
oh its the right thing to do
(on ephederine)
when you wanna feel cool
(on ephederine)
pick up the grades at school
(on ephederine)
oh what are we gonna do?
without ephederine
its the right thing to do
(on ephederine)
when you wanna feel cool
(on ephederine)
and proove that youre love's true
(on ephederine)
oh what are we gonna do?

Dalilama
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Dolly Parton
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Dolly Parton
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Dolly Parton

i hate strip malls, bathroom stalls,
mini marts, rules, and laws
i hate pain in my head,
gettin out of bed,
??(talk to D&D;) democracy,
i hate terror alerts,
stupid jerks, land of the free,
idiocy. i hate bills that are new,
drinks that are blue,
i hate myself, and i hate you
destroy the usa hey hey
george started anyway OK!
destroy the usa hey hey
its alright america, come on america
i hate cops walking the beat
i hate the president, and i hate me
i hate neutron bombs, senior proms,
uncle sam, corporate scams
i hate straight edge
i hate superdrunk boneheads
i hate drivin cars, hangin out at bars,
skateboarding scars, and useless wars
destroy the usa hey hey
george started anyway OK!
destroy the usa alright
come on america sign up america
destroy the usa
destroy the usa
destroy the usa
dont waste time, start today
let's go!
i hate sports i hate games
rock stars and stupid fame
i hate people in the scene
keepin it clean, fixin their hair
cause i dont care
i hate fast food chains, monkey brains
its all a frame you're to blame,
i hate jello molds, and eating corn
the lines too long, this stupid song
destroy the usa hey hey
just start it anyway ok
destroy the usa alright
sign up america come on america
destroy the usa
its gonna happen anway
destroy the usa
george said that its ok
destroy the usa
its gonna happen anyway
destroy the usa

this mommy lost control
DEAD IN THE SUBURBS
somebody ______ did it though
nobody cried
when they heard that mommy died
she always ran around like a slob
drinking alcohol
always made her fall
antibodies were doing the job
DEAD IN THE SUBURBS
daddy smashed the pontiac
DEAD IN THE SUBURBS
they brought him home in a rubber sack
he couldn't take the stress
his career was a mess
we always knew he wouldn't go far
daddy went insane
and tried to _________
he should have bought himself a new car
DEAD IN THE SUBURBS
just go ask ___________
DEAD IN THE SUBURBS
teenage boys make him go crazy!!!!
everybody made noise
when they couldn't find the boys
now they wont see them no more
the cops looked around
and don't ya know they found
the boys were buried under the floor
DEAD IN THE SUBURBS
no you cant put them back
DEAD IN THE SUBURBS
no you cant put them back
DEAD IN THE SUBURBS

Your really killing time
in a delinquent mind
Dead set and get everything that you hope
and if they gone with you
i saw the breaking news
Straped down in a laboratory now
We saw them put the drugs
that make them wanna love
sitting up and obeying everything
the pills were only what
the crazy people want
is all they'd never be
In love with criminal youth
in love with criminal youth
not the criminal views
Now there will be a new use
Your with the other hand
Your with the name brand
it intended to get tough and over test
we let it stray too far
on where we set the bar
Oh we got new pills to kill ya
you'll sit still in your seat
Sounds to me like a like a
To what We both agree
In love with criminal youth
in love with criminal youth
not the criminal views
Now there will be a new use
In love with criminal youth
in love with criminal youth
not the criminal views
Now there will be a new use
call your doctor he can not ???????
inside a nose
what's something more than waste some time
and then he says what something for
then waste some more?
I've done the weed before
hyper to the core
new drugs for kids is such a bore
even the time that they get to unwind
stay in control and feel fine
science cant find the brain yet
to keep them pacified
microscopes of the brain cells
smash 5 years of work
what can you say
In love with criminal youth
in love with criminal youth
not the criminal views

They put a parking lot on a piece of land
When the supermarket used to stand.
Before that they put up a bowling alley
On the site that used to be the local palais.
That's where the big bands used to come and play.
My sister went there on a Saturday.
Come dancing,
All her boyfriends used to come and call.
Why not come dancing, it's only natural?
Another Saturday, another date.
She would be ready but she's always make them wait.
In the hallway, in anticipation,
He didn't know the night would end up in frustration.
He'd end up blowing all his wages for the week
All for a cuddle and a peck on the cheek.
Come dancing,
That's how they did it when I was just a kid,
And when they said come dancing,
My sister always did.
My sister should have come in at midnight,
And my mum would always sit up and wait.
It always ended up in a big row
When my sister used to get home late.
Out of my window I can see them in the moonlight,
Two silhouettes saying goodnight by the garden gate.
The day they knocked down the palais
My sister stood and cried.
The day they knocked down the palais
Part of my childhood died, just died.
Now I'm grown up and playing in a band,
And there's a car park where the palais used to stand.
My sister's married and she lives on an estate.
Her daughters go out, now it's her turn to wait.
She knows they get away with things she never could,
But if I asked her I wonder if she would,
Come dancing,
Come on sister, have yourself a ball.
Don't be afraid to come dancing,
It's only natural.
Come dancing,
Just like the palais on a Saturday.
And all her friends will come dancing

im in a hurry i want it bad if you dont do it youll wish you had wipe away my legs get away my wings no -- i feel nothing all that insecticide i'll sleep with you im too -- c'mon squash me like a bug i want it now i wanna say under pressure dead im in the dresser im on a trip im in your hair where i wanna be my feelers feel my way around feel free smash me right now all that insecticide i'll sleep with you im too -- c'mon squash me like a bug im in a hurry i want it bad if you dont do it youll wish you had wipe away my legs get away my wings if you leave me here i'll stay im in the prison im on a trip im in your hair where i wanna be my feelers feel my way around feel free smash me right now all that insecticide i'll sleep with you im too -- c'mon squash me like a bug all that insecticide i'll sleep with you im too -- c'mon squash me like a bug c'mon squash me like a bug c'mon squash me like a bug c'mon squash me like a bug

That big dog's chasing me
wait a bit it's trying to kill me
That big dog's chasing me
on my way out
no cats out at the top of the morning (?)
no i wouldn't get on their legs
take that you fast baby (?)
and now she wants to impress my friend go (?)
That Bad Dog's chasing me
wait a bit he's trying to screw me
that bad dog's chasing me
on my way out
she's in to go outside
she eats pills and drinks nitrate
she wants to fuck with my head
i think thats super fine, go (?)
This isn't what we started, on my way out
This isn't what we started, on my on my way out
That big dog's chasing me
wait a bit it's trying to kill me
That big dog's chasing me
on my way out
no cats out at the top of the morning
now look at me i'm on your leg
take that you fast baby (?)
and now she wants to touch my friend go (?)
This isn't what we started, on my way out
This isn't what we started, on my on my way out
This isn't what we started, on my way out

bennys got a cigarette he dont know what to do bennys got a cigarette he dont know what to do bennys got a cigarette he dont know what to do bennys got a cigarette he dont know what to do bennys got a cigarette he dont know what to do bennys got a cigarette he dont know what to do writing on the walls and hes puking in the stalls writing on the walls yeah writing on the walls and hes puking in the stalls writing on the walls theres gonna be a problem hes gonna kill them all theres gonna be a problem hes gonna kill them all for you for you bennys got a cigarette he dont know what to do bennys got a cigarette he dont know what to do bennys got a cigarette he dont know what to do bennys got a cigarette he dont know what to do yeah writing on the walls and hes puking in the stalls writing on the walls writing on the walls and hes puking in the stalls writing on the walls benny theres gon theres gonna be a problem hes gonna kill them all a be a problem hes gonna kill them all for you for you for you for you he's got a cigarette for you

starin at the ceiling
i don't think about nothin
don't care about you
i got no use for feelings
cause enough is enough
and i'm just about through
i'm antisocial today
i'm antisocial ok
i'm antisocial so what
i'm antisocial it's all that i got
so i'm out of the seat(?)
and i watch all the creeps look at me
like its me thats all wrong
but when its all said and done
theyre only stuck at square one
thats ok cause thats where they belong
i'm antisocial alright
i'm antisocial tonight
i'm antisocial so great
i'm antisocial it's you that i hate
whoa, whoa yeah
i said i like it much better, yeah,
when your not there
starin at the ceiling
i don't think about nothin
don't care about you
im tired of all these feelings
cause enough is enough
and i'm just about through
i'm antisocial ok
i'm antisocial today
i'm antisocial so what
i'm antisocial it's all that i got
whoa, whoa yeah
i said i like it much better, yeah,
when you're not there

Outside the walls a curtain calls
i cant believe were here at all
what you see i do believe
i got no place, no place to bleed
ive got nothing left, ive got nothing right
ive got not place to sleep tonite,
cuz what you see is what you get
i dont want your sympathy yet
Aint it the truth
aint it the truth that hurts
theres no excuse
and it could only get worse
Faze in this world are hard to face
i must agree i hate this place
the cover ups have all been shown
we pay no mind, dont want to know
we dont hear a word, we dont need to think
we dont want no trouble dont change a thing
cuz lifes much better when you close your eyes
But i cant live in your disguise
Aint it the truth
Aint it the truth that hurts
Theres no eXcuse
and it will only get worse, and worse, and worse...
So all the morons stand it lines
we turn cheeks and eat the lies
the tv news is nice and dull
the networks keep us comfterble
leave it alone,theres nothing wrong
shows over folks so just move along
and in the end we'll wonder why
then we'll count to ten and say good bye
aint it the truth
aint it the truth that hurts
theres no excuse
aint it the truth that always hurts

socailist reatards gather round come and get it
low hards blow hards ___the great yeah forget it
____lets make a bet for the rejects
missing link but dispite what you think i aint no ____
scientists they make mistakes but they dont like to show it
ill eat their food right off their plates and they wont ever know it
'cause im a 22nd century man
___to get it together its way too late
get to the back of that line youre in 'cause youll just have to wait
never mind your history
its only an annoyance
whoever said rock is what we need should see a claravoyant
'cause im a 22nd century man
'cause im a 22nd century man
'cause im a 22nd century man
22nd century man
alright lets go
socailize retards gather round come and get it
low hards blow hards make the great
you might as well forget it
modern life is staggered around but you dont know what youre missing
i cant tell you what the future is but i can make you listen
'cause im a 22nd century man
22nd century man
'cause im a 22nd century man
yeah
'cause im a 22nd century man
im a 22nd century man
'cause im a 22nd century man

They made records in the 70s spotlight and style and songs
we found it amazing when you came back so strong
the bbc wont give you air
come over here they just dont care for you
15 scandles altercations
make the world appalled
But we cant be and we wont be too soon
Looking through gary glitters eyes [4x]
Your fans they had to wave good bye,
they locked the door with you inside
Looking through gary glitters eyes
Looking through gary glitters eyes
4 months lights agility or did you read the end
Was it good to be back, did you say hello?
when they set you free why did you go?
did you think about stag in another country
could look at little kids for free
____a hit sensation
hear you creeps perform
But we cant be and we wont be too soon
Looking through gary glitters eyes [4x]
Even they who dont wanna see will peep at child pornography
Lookin through gary glitters eyes [2x]

Tell me something I don't know
my girl is thinking when she's talking to me
I met her in the social sciences section
of the public library
I never wanted to know better
I'm having intellectual debates
I never should have answered that
now it's way too late
it's way too late
She's a feminist
She's an atheist
She's an existentialist
I think my baby is a communist
I was hanging around on the socialist scene
The proletariat vision baby isn't what it seems
She's got Marxist hair, she's got Marxist eyes
She's got such a revolutionary view of the Capitalist
and I know why
I know why
She's a feminist
She's an atheist
She's an existentialist
I think my baby is a communist
Sometimes I think, sometimes I think
I never ever wanna call her on the telephone
I got my own private view of the world
That she don't ever want to leave alone
Shes got real weird friends that wear red with
subversive ideology
I can't stand it when we're all alone
And she says comrade baby
indoctrinate me
She's a feminist
She's an atheist
She's an existentialist
She's a leftist
A vegetarianist
She's got a hairy chest
You should see her bench-press!

well we were talkin just a touch
he wasnt educated much
you like to kick a lot of sand
at things you couldnt understand
so stupid so stupid so stupid that stupid!
you came to learn to read and write
you never had a chance in life
ever since the accident
we kicked you in the basement
so stupid so stupid so stupid that stupid!
all those doctors stare away
they hope for an invinsable
but in the end they should of known
your iq test should have shown
youre left without a brain
when you cant even spell your name
you better believe it
you better believe it
so now you sit around and drool
youre in a corner on a stool
youve got no state of mental health
youre in a class all by yourself
so stupid so stupid so stupid that stupid!

she's got a secret a hidden mission
no one's going to stop her known intermission
with country style she goes wild
Sylvia
one place got robbed last wednesday night
they got real scarry she put things right
Sylvia
OHHHHH
AAAAAHHHHH
GOOOO
Go Go Go Go
well if you see her don't try to run
she'll take you out just like a gun
with country style she goes wild
Sylvia
don't get me wrong, no she aint evil
she's like a stunt man evil kanevil
Sylvia
OHHHHHH

We the people had our fill
We can't take it no more
We want to beat you in your brains
And kick you out the door
We can't seem to get through
Let the DJ's hang themselves
Because it serves them right
The radios pollute the air
Let's burn them all tonight
We can't seem to get through
Now no one likes your stupid songs
We don't want your control
We don't like being forced to swallow
Boring rock n roll
We can't seem to get through

not a cat
not a dog
not a fox but i duno
rather wait in a hole
i am starting to _____
search for food
in the lake
_______
i got friends down in the woods
that is why i feel so good hey
your world is not for me
im a racoon see what i see
your world is not for me
im a racoon stay away from me
i got ears
i got claws
i got fleas
i got ___
lying in a garbage can outside the government
no one man can hold me down
_____________
_____________
your world is not for me
im a racoon see what i see
your world is not for me
im a racoon stay away from me
your world is not for me
im a racoon see what i see
your world is not for me

It was a year long summer
the women they sit sit here tonight
time passin by so quickly
but i continue to try
with no reason why
sometime again
it's like every end
i have to ask myself why
just like it's a lie to me
time passin by so quickly for me to see
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
but i continue to try
with no reason why
sometime again
it's like every end
i have to ask myself why
just like it's a lie to me

You're brainy and hip
you go to those shows
you put people down
and we wanna know
who made you so smart? [x4]
we'd like you to stay
and maybe find a date
someone who puts out
a face that's so ha ha ha
who made you so smart? [x4]
you're not not you're not you're not

In an alleyway up state
in a riverbed no one knows his fate
at the resturant in the parking lot
he would never return
they would never be caught
they looked every place
lost without a trace
where did he go? he's very deep in a hole
where did he go to? the truth will never be told
at the stadium downtown
think it could've been him selling peanuts as a clown
at the resturant in the parking lot
he would never return
they would never be caught
they looked all about
still we go without
where did he go? he's very deep in a hole
where did he go to? the truth will never be told
Let's Go
they looked every place lost without a trace
where did he go? he's very deep in a hole
where did he go to? the truth will never be told

we americans is dirty
we americans is positive
we dont know if we should be
we americans is cowboys
we americans love guns
aint no one can stop us
not even them injuns
so shoot the president
forget the national debt
it makes no difference to me
it dont effect my rent you see
and it has always been this way and it wont change
god bless the good old usa
We americans cant write
we americans dont read
and we dont want nobody
telling us what we need
'cause were better then that
and were better then this
and were better then everybody else
we got the dollars and we got the cents
and it has always been this way and it wont change
god bless the fucked up usa
You know you cant complain
we'll just wipe out the stains
we like to suck before we spit
we spray pain on the walls
'cause we love those shopping malls
all those purple track suits make me sick
thats it, we quit
we americans is stupid
we americans dont write
aint no one can stop us

Emotions from the underground
We’re tired and we’re sick of blowing everybody away
It’s boring, people rising
Are you with me scientists?
We’ll make it so you still get paid
Call it revolution ‘cause we’re doing something right
Supplements, not border rights
Complete nutrition with a flavor to sink
What will the soldiers think?
Call us what we are: the enemy
We’ll prove you wrong
Force the governments and factories
Vitamins
Purple mono fluoride (?)
Take away their zits
(?) got guns
Give them something different than the detrimental view
Full of vaccinations
An age-old revolution but it’s only a cliché
Let’s start now; let’s get ‘em while they’re young
Make CNN more fun
Call us what we are: the enemy
We’re gonna prove you wrong
Got a lead on the pharmacies
They knew we’re punks
Vitamins!
We’re armed, we’re armed
Vitamins!
You’re wrong, you’re wrong
Vitamins!
We’re armed, we’re armed
Vitamins!

THEY
We are invincible
not responsible
in our age
THEY SAY
that its controllable
unpotrolable
we are safe
GREEN
BLUE
turn ______
ain't no turnaway
black and gray
oh what they say is true
no one talks to you
not today
I left the radio stations
WOAH WOAH WOAH YEAH
across the united nations
WOAH WOAH WOAH YEAH
oh woah I've heard it before
WOAH WOAH WOAH YEAH
yeah I dunno your so done
THIS AGE
THIS AGE
THEY
we are invincible
not responsible
in our age
THEY
that it's unturnable
it's uncurable
we are safe
WON'T
just a little bit
so get over it
nothings changed
WON'T
oh just a couple zits
were not into it
rearranged
I left the radio stations
WOAH WOAH WOAH YEH
across the united nations
WOAH WOAH WOAH YEH
oh woah I've heard it before
WOAH WOAH WOAH YEH
yeah I dunno, your so done
WHAT WE SAY
WELL I DON'T KNOW
I DON'T KNOW
THIS AGE
THIS AGE
I left the radio stations
WOAH WOAH WOAH YEAH
across the united nations
WOAH WOAH WOAH YEAH
that's right I've heard it before
WOAH WOAH WOAH YEAH
well I dunno your so done
I left the radio stations
WOAH WOAH WOAH YEAH
across the united nations
WOAH WOAH WOAH YEAH
woah I've heard it before
WOAH WOAH WOAH YEAH
yeah I dunno, your so done
WHAT WE SAY
WELL I DUNNO

I met you on a tuesday
you'd only just been released.
you told me about your ex-boyfriend who was recently deceased
But you remind me of mother, and I remind you of dad
then we was kissinT in the church parking lot you know,
such a sick thing we had,
you tore it in two, whyd you take my heart out tear it in 2
I knew that you had your problems.
I knew that you had your pills.
they diagnosed you unstable, depressed and mentally Ill.
but when you stopped taking phone calls and you didn't answer your door
I Peeked in through your window and you were laying dead on the floor.
you tore it in two, whyd you take my heart out tear it in 2
I guess today is just an Empty space
I cant seem to forget your face
Now all you lefts an after taste, I cant get outta my mouth
you tore it in two, whyd you take my heart out tear it in 2
shouldn't you just cut it out.

You're pretty cute, you're pretty tough
I'm stuck on you, yeah, I know I'm stuck
Don't wanna chit chat on the telephone
I wanna stay after i walk you home
Stuck on you, all right
Stuck on you, all right
You're the glue that I want to huff
A sticky habit I don't want to stop
On you like shampoo
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere
A gummy bear in your underwear
I'm stuck on you, yeah, I'm stuck right there
You're sweet like gum, you're the brand I chew
I'll chew it and stick it right on you
Stuck on you, all right
Stuck on you, all right
pomade in your teased hair
I'm stuck on you, not going anywhere
Stuck on you without a doubt
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere
Stuck on you
Stuck on you
Stuck on you
Stuck on you
And when I'm stuck on you
I know that you're the pieces
And when I'm stuck on you
It's everything I needed (everything I needed)
I get so stuck on you
And you've never been a bore (never been a bore)
I get so stuck on you
And I wanna stick to you some more
Some more, some more
Stuck on you [8x]
Yeah, Yeah you [4x]
I'm stuck

Its just one of those Things. another incident thats best forgotten
OW! how that hammer stings like shiny metal bees
they turned your brain so rotten
When he walked in through the door
she beat him to the floor
he thought hed get a kiss the hammer NEVER missed one single beat
Oh Soozy Why?
Oh soozy whyd you do it? we dont know why.
there must be much more to it.
Its just on of those things, another incident all but forgotten
Ow! how that hammer seems to sting
Like shiny metal Bees they turned your brain so rotten
when he walked in through the door she beat him to the floor
he thought hed get a kiss
the hammer wouldn't STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!
Oh Soozy Why?

well we were talkin just a touch
he wasnt educated much
you like to kick a lot of sand
at things you couldnt understand
so stupid so stupid so stupid that stupid!
you came to learn to read and write
you never had a chance in life
ever since the accident
we kicked you in the basement
so stupid so stupid so stupid that stupid!
all those doctors stare away
they hope for an invinsable
but in the end they should of known
your iq test should have shown
youre left without a brain
when you cant even spell your name
you better believe it
you better believe it
so now you sit around and drool
youre in a corner on a stool
youve got no state of mental health
youre in a class all by yourself
so stupid so stupid so stupid that stupid!

when i think of you you know i think of rotten fruit
the world would be a better place if you were born a mute
that old time rock n roll is something we could do without
Kill Bob Seger right now, Kill Bob Seger right now
I like to take your records and i throw them in the trash
i wanna cut your brakes and make your tour bus crash
you think you're like a rocker i dont get you any how
Kill Bob Seger right now, Kill Bob Seger right now
when i think of you you know i think of rotten fruit, KILL
the world would be a better place if you were born a mute
that old time rock n roll song is something we could do without
Kill Bob Seger right now, Kill Bob Seger right now, Kill Bob Seger Right Now. OOOHHHH

These are thee things that belong to me
Nothing thats worth five dollars you see
I needed something of value
I needed money for drugs and food
I got caught shop lifting at macys
I got caught shop lifting at macys
Oh no
Hand on my shoulder a voice says son
I tried to run 'cause i never learn
There go my plans for the afternoon
Im in a chair in the managers room
I got caught shop lifting at macys
They say this won't change ....for free
Oh no
They say son your quite moronic
Why dont you try something honesty
I said that i'd do my best
If they would not make an arrest
Oh Well Oh Well Oh Well ohh oh oh
But this is not the first time oh no
theyve got my records from other stores
I will be ...........individual

something's burning in my eyes
i can't see much at all
i can't see nothing girl toniiiiight
i can't see anyone
give me give me danger give me something i can talk about
i want to get the boot i wanna have to say i wonder why
blood is rushing to my brain
i know a lot of things
people would pay to see a fight tonight alright
i hope they always will
don't wanna be a part of it dont wanna say i saw you there
i'll catch it on the tv i'll be sitting in my underwear
run the other way [x4]
something's burning in my eyes
i can't see much at all
i can't see nothing girl toniiiight
i can't see anyone
something's burning in my eyes
i can't see clear at all
i can't see nothing girl toniiiight
i can't see anything
give me give me danger give me something i can read about
i want to get the boot i want to have to say i wonder why

just shut your mouth close your eyes
you're in for quite a surprise
something for nothing but nothing's for free
I'd like to twist off your head yea yea
I think you'd look better dead oh yea oh yea
no change for someone not someone like me
But it takes no mistakes everybody say oh no
rotten rotten love, rotten rotten loooove, rotten rotten love
no use in being the kind yea yea
i'm always one step behind oh yea oh yea
something for nothing but nothing's for free
dirty look read a book everybody say oh no
rotten rotten love, rotten rotten loooove, rotten rotten love
OOOOOOHHHHHHH YEA
OOOOOOHHHHHHH NO
rotten rotten love, rotten rotten loooove, rotten rotten love
rotten rotten love, rotten rotten love, rotten rotten loooove ooove, rotten rotten love

It's cold outside and I'm a killer
Rain falls on my head
My helmet keeps my hair do dry but
You ain't here to care
I gotta step my (LIFE) up to my duty
I might get blown away
And if I survive, my heart's still bleeding
When I think your name
I wish I'd known right from the start, oh baby
What a way to deceive me
I wish I'd known right from the start, such a pity
You said you'd never leave me
I've got razorblade cuts on my heart (oh girl)
Telling you it's broken plastic darts (oh girl)
The only thing that keeps from falling apart
Is it belongs to you, to you, to you
Sure I escaped from the big city
I was quite nervous there
At times the (?) ticks and twitches
(VFW??) stare
I've got a razorblade stuck in my heart, oh baby
You would never believe me
I wish I'd known right from the start, such a pity
You said you'd never leave me
I've got razorblade cuts on my heart (oh girl)
Telling you it's broken plastic darts (oh girl)
The only thing that keeps from falling apart
Is it belongs to you, to you, to you
I've got razorblade cuts on my heart (oh girl)
Telling you it's broken plastic darts (oh girl)
The only thing that keeps from falling apart
Is it belongs to you, to you, to you
I got a razorblade heart
I got a razorblade heart
(I got) I got a razorblade heart
(I got, I got) I got a razorblade heart
There's pain in my heart

i'm poor and i'm weird baby you got no time for me
i'm poor and i'm weird baby you got no time for me
i'm poor and i'm weird baby you got no time for me
i'm poor and i'm weird baby you got no time for me
i'm poor and i'm weird i'm getting weirder by the second
i used to have somebody but my alter ego spent it
i was talking to a lady sellin something at a mall
thinkin bout a donkey i was talkin to a wall
i think the older i get its more aparent to me every day, HEY HEY
i fell on my head when i was just a little kid
I'm poor and i'm weird baby you got no time for me
I'm poor and i'm weird baby you got no time for me
I'm poor and i'm weird baby you got no time for me
I'm poor and i'm weird baby you got no time for me
The chance that you will ever see someone like me is slim to nothing
you kinda smart babe but you got no heart
i see the clothes that people wear i see the food that people eat
i see a little purple man dissapearing in the street
i think the older i get its more aparent to me everyday
i got hit on the head when i was just a little kid
Yeah i mind
It's funny
it's on my mind
I think i never want to notice just what i did just what i did
I think I never want to notice what i did just what i did alright
I'm poor and i'm weird baby you got no time for me
I'm poor and i'm weird baby you got no time for me
I'm poor and i'm weird baby you got no time for me
I'm poor and i'm weird baby you got no time for me
Get out a dollar baby

first one out try to run away
couldnt say i dont think so
we're gona piss on all the youth
before we can row away
__________________________
we're gona piss on all the youth
before we can row away
piss on all the youth
see you never just go away
dont you think its strange?
we work and we dont give you a brain
forget about your new rate
your fathers here to keep you out of trouble
you too
piss on the youth
put it to the teens
stick it to the kids
try them till theyre out of their minds
we're gona piss on all the youth
before we can row away
give em that beat
give em those shows
give em up for ____ as well
we're gona piss on all the youth
before we can row away
piss on all the youth
see you never just go away
dont you think its strange?
we work and we dont give you a break
forget your pets and your new place
'cause ____ will see if youre keepin out of trouble
you too
come on piss on the youth
___________
swimming in a urinal
____________

Exploration, what's outside
the narrow scope of our confines
Science Fiction [What they teach you?] may be true
But Outerspace don't care for you
(Lightyears from home)
Just a blip on the screen you'll be
(Lightyears from home)
When a meteor creams you
Cold dead eyes, Sally Ride
Outerspace, Don't Care
For Your Face, Don't Care
Operation what's outside
No atmosphere, No future lives
What they oughta teach in school
Is outerspace don't care for you
(Lightyears from home)
Just a blip on the screen you'll be
(Lightyears from home)
When no one hears you screaming
Cold dead eyes, your trapped inside
Outerspace, Don't Care
For your face, Don't Care








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