The Sweeney (2012)
Actors
Plot
Jack Reagan is a slobbish,old style cop whose unsubtle methods usually get results,to the annoyance of internal affairs officer Lewis,who would be even more annoyed if he knew that Reagan was having an affair with his young wife,policewoman Nancy. After Reagan disobeys orders and a shoot-out in central London following a bank hold-up ends in carnage he is stripped of office and briefly imprisoned. However,thanks to the loyalty of his young protege George Carter and a little string pulling from his superior Frank Haskins Reagan is released to bring down the villains in a gun battle at Gravesend marina,ensuring the continued existence of his department - the Sweeney.
Keywords: action-hero, anti-hero, armed-robbery, arrest, assault-rifle, automatic-weapon, bank, bank-robbery, bank-vault, bar
Genres
Taglines:
Act like a criminal to catch a criminal
Quotes:
DI Jack Regan: Have you got big bollocks? Have you? You got big fucking nuts? Lets have a look at them.
DI Jack Regan: We've gotta flop on that jug that Harry was talking about.
DC Nancy Lewis: Don't give him a reason to look up your skirt.::DI Jack Regan: As long as he ain't looking up your skirt.
DC George Carter: If you're gonna tie the knot with someone make sure they're a 9 or a 3. A stunner or a complete shitter. If you fall in the middle you're fucked mate. It's never gonna work.
DC George Carter: He's either done all his beans and gone skint or an opportunity came his way and he simply just couldn't say no.
DC Nancy Lewis: You look excited.::DI Jack Regan: Sorry it's your tits.::DC Nancy Lewis: They don't stick out as much as your belly.::DI Jack Regan: What you saying? I gotta lose a bit of weight?::DC Nancy Lewis: As long as you don't lose your charm as well.::DI Jack Regan: I suppose I could lose a couple of kilos for you.::DC Nancy Lewis: Oh I'm touched.::DI Jack Regan: I wish I fucking was.::DC Nancy Lewis: You're about to be.::DI Jack Regan: Yeah?::DC Nancy Lewis: Yeah. Here we go. Oh! Eyes on the road!
Offender (2012)
Actors
Genres
Taglines:
You do the crime. You do the time.
Offender (2012)
Actors
Genres
Taglines:
You do the crime. You do the time.
Bronson (2008)
Actors
Plot
In 1974, a hot-headed 19 year old named Michael Peterson decided he wanted to make a name for himself and so, with a homemade sawn-off shotgun and a head full of dreams he attempted to rob a post office. Swiftly apprehended and originally sentenced to 7 years in jail, Peterson has subsequently been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. During that time, Michael Petersen, the boy, faded away and 'Charles Bronson,' his superstar alter ego, took center stage. Inside the mind of Bronson - a scathing indictment of celebrity culture.
Keywords: 19-year-old, alter-ego, anger, animated-sequence, art, art-class, art-teacher, artist, attempted-murder, baby
Genres
Taglines:
The Man. The Myth. The Celebrity.
Quotes:
Charles Bronson: [Bronson getting paid after his first fight] 20 quid? You're having a fucking laugh, ain't cha?::Paul: Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience.::Charles Bronson: I gave you fucking magic in there!::Paul: Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Charles Bronson: [Real Life Charles Bronson Quote] How would you feel, waking up in the morning without a window? My window is a steel grid, I 'ave to put my lips against that steel grid and suck in air, that's my morning... 'cause I got no air in my cell. I have to eat, sleep and crap in that room twenty-three hours of a twenty-four hour day. You tell me, what human being deserves that? Apart from the stinking paedophile or a child killer. I don't deserve that, I done nothing on this planet to deserve that. My bed is four inches off the floor, it's a concrete bed, my toilet hasn't even got a seat on it or a lid, and I 'ave to live like this month after month after month, and the way it's looking it's year after year after year. Now is that's right then so be, but let somebody else 'ave a fucking go at it, 'cause I've had twenty-six years of this bollocks and it's time to come out, and I want the jury at my trail to come and see how I'm living. But I'm not living, I'm existing.
Paul: All you need is a name.::Charles Bronson: What's wrong with Mickey Peterson.::Paul: You need a fighting name, like a movie star.::Charles Bronson: Charlton Heston.::Paul: Look, love. No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston. The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type.
Charles Bronson: [to the prison officer he's ordering to rub vaseline on his naked body] On my arse. [officer starts rubbing it on] Not in my arse, you fuckin' homo!
Charles Bronson: You shouldn't mess with boys that are bigger than you.
Charles Bronson: You don't want to be trapped inside with me sunshine. Inside, I'm somebody nobody wants to fuck with do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson, I am Britain's most violent prisoner.
Charles Bronson: Now hang on to your fillings. Alright? 'Cause it's going to get fucking Leary.
Charles Bronson: [Desperately trying to escape from an insane asylum, Bronson meets a patient named John White who reveals that he is a child rapist. Disgusted by pedophiles and wanting to go back to prison, he unsuccessfully tries to kill White by strangulation before carried off by guards] [Scene change, Bronson walks onto a theater stage set in his sub-conscious mind] I would now like to reenact what I call, "When Murder Goes Wrong". [Bronson as himself, right side facing audience] When do I go back?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Bronson whips around, revealing stage make-up of a female nurse's face on his left side] [effeminate voice and body language] Now now, Mr. Peterson, we aren't going to start up all that silliness again, are we?::Charles Bronson: [whips back around to Bronson, now aggravated] Listen, Nursey, I just wanna know when my trial is and when I head back to the slammer... 'right?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse points at Bronson in a scolding manner] WRONG, Mr. Peterson! Now let's not play sillybuggers, eh? I'll just have to pop you in the botty with one of my special potions, mmm?::Charles Bronson: [Bronson pauses, breathes heavily] When's my trial?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse wags finger in a condescending manner] Ah-ah-ah-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk, no. Mr. White recovered, dear. There's no trial! [claps gleefully] Isn't that wonderful? However, you are being moved.::Charles Bronson: [Bronson calms down]... Where?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [giggles, nods, and claps ecstatically] YES, Mr. Peterson! Broadmore Asylum for the criminally insane!::Charles Bronson: [Bronson becomes frustrated again] I deserve to go back to prison for what I did. I want my hotel room back!::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse] Well, I'm sure you'll find yourself some solitary... [Bronson turns back to audience and bows; end of scene]
Charles Bronson: To a terrified woman in a jewellery shop: "Don't fucking move! Or I'll kill you. Alright?"
[last lines]::Charles Bronson: Right! That's enough! He's had enough, come on, get him out of here! Go on and get him the fuck out of here, he's had enough! Come on! You fucking cunts! No class next week. Right!
Bronson (2008)
Actors
Plot
In 1974, a hot-headed 19 year old named Michael Peterson decided he wanted to make a name for himself and so, with a homemade sawn-off shotgun and a head full of dreams he attempted to rob a post office. Swiftly apprehended and originally sentenced to 7 years in jail, Peterson has subsequently been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. During that time, Michael Petersen, the boy, faded away and 'Charles Bronson,' his superstar alter ego, took center stage. Inside the mind of Bronson - a scathing indictment of celebrity culture.
Keywords: 19-year-old, alter-ego, anger, animated-sequence, art, art-class, art-teacher, artist, attempted-murder, baby
Genres
Taglines:
The Man. The Myth. The Celebrity.
Quotes:
Charles Bronson: [Bronson getting paid after his first fight] 20 quid? You're having a fucking laugh, ain't cha?::Paul: Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience.::Charles Bronson: I gave you fucking magic in there!::Paul: Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Charles Bronson: [Real Life Charles Bronson Quote] How would you feel, waking up in the morning without a window? My window is a steel grid, I 'ave to put my lips against that steel grid and suck in air, that's my morning... 'cause I got no air in my cell. I have to eat, sleep and crap in that room twenty-three hours of a twenty-four hour day. You tell me, what human being deserves that? Apart from the stinking paedophile or a child killer. I don't deserve that, I done nothing on this planet to deserve that. My bed is four inches off the floor, it's a concrete bed, my toilet hasn't even got a seat on it or a lid, and I 'ave to live like this month after month after month, and the way it's looking it's year after year after year. Now is that's right then so be, but let somebody else 'ave a fucking go at it, 'cause I've had twenty-six years of this bollocks and it's time to come out, and I want the jury at my trail to come and see how I'm living. But I'm not living, I'm existing.
Paul: All you need is a name.::Charles Bronson: What's wrong with Mickey Peterson.::Paul: You need a fighting name, like a movie star.::Charles Bronson: Charlton Heston.::Paul: Look, love. No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston. The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type.
Charles Bronson: [to the prison officer he's ordering to rub vaseline on his naked body] On my arse. [officer starts rubbing it on] Not in my arse, you fuckin' homo!
Charles Bronson: You shouldn't mess with boys that are bigger than you.
Charles Bronson: You don't want to be trapped inside with me sunshine. Inside, I'm somebody nobody wants to fuck with do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson, I am Britain's most violent prisoner.
Charles Bronson: Now hang on to your fillings. Alright? 'Cause it's going to get fucking Leary.
Charles Bronson: [Desperately trying to escape from an insane asylum, Bronson meets a patient named John White who reveals that he is a child rapist. Disgusted by pedophiles and wanting to go back to prison, he unsuccessfully tries to kill White by strangulation before carried off by guards] [Scene change, Bronson walks onto a theater stage set in his sub-conscious mind] I would now like to reenact what I call, "When Murder Goes Wrong". [Bronson as himself, right side facing audience] When do I go back?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Bronson whips around, revealing stage make-up of a female nurse's face on his left side] [effeminate voice and body language] Now now, Mr. Peterson, we aren't going to start up all that silliness again, are we?::Charles Bronson: [whips back around to Bronson, now aggravated] Listen, Nursey, I just wanna know when my trial is and when I head back to the slammer... 'right?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse points at Bronson in a scolding manner] WRONG, Mr. Peterson! Now let's not play sillybuggers, eh? I'll just have to pop you in the botty with one of my special potions, mmm?::Charles Bronson: [Bronson pauses, breathes heavily] When's my trial?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse wags finger in a condescending manner] Ah-ah-ah-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk, no. Mr. White recovered, dear. There's no trial! [claps gleefully] Isn't that wonderful? However, you are being moved.::Charles Bronson: [Bronson calms down]... Where?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [giggles, nods, and claps ecstatically] YES, Mr. Peterson! Broadmore Asylum for the criminally insane!::Charles Bronson: [Bronson becomes frustrated again] I deserve to go back to prison for what I did. I want my hotel room back!::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse] Well, I'm sure you'll find yourself some solitary... [Bronson turns back to audience and bows; end of scene]
Charles Bronson: To a terrified woman in a jewellery shop: "Don't fucking move! Or I'll kill you. Alright?"
[last lines]::Charles Bronson: Right! That's enough! He's had enough, come on, get him out of here! Go on and get him the fuck out of here, he's had enough! Come on! You fucking cunts! No class next week. Right!
Bronson (2008)
Actors
Plot
In 1974, a hot-headed 19 year old named Michael Peterson decided he wanted to make a name for himself and so, with a homemade sawn-off shotgun and a head full of dreams he attempted to rob a post office. Swiftly apprehended and originally sentenced to 7 years in jail, Peterson has subsequently been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. During that time, Michael Petersen, the boy, faded away and 'Charles Bronson,' his superstar alter ego, took center stage. Inside the mind of Bronson - a scathing indictment of celebrity culture.
Keywords: 19-year-old, alter-ego, anger, animated-sequence, art, art-class, art-teacher, artist, attempted-murder, baby
Genres
Taglines:
The Man. The Myth. The Celebrity.
Quotes:
Charles Bronson: [Bronson getting paid after his first fight] 20 quid? You're having a fucking laugh, ain't cha?::Paul: Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience.::Charles Bronson: I gave you fucking magic in there!::Paul: Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Charles Bronson: [Real Life Charles Bronson Quote] How would you feel, waking up in the morning without a window? My window is a steel grid, I 'ave to put my lips against that steel grid and suck in air, that's my morning... 'cause I got no air in my cell. I have to eat, sleep and crap in that room twenty-three hours of a twenty-four hour day. You tell me, what human being deserves that? Apart from the stinking paedophile or a child killer. I don't deserve that, I done nothing on this planet to deserve that. My bed is four inches off the floor, it's a concrete bed, my toilet hasn't even got a seat on it or a lid, and I 'ave to live like this month after month after month, and the way it's looking it's year after year after year. Now is that's right then so be, but let somebody else 'ave a fucking go at it, 'cause I've had twenty-six years of this bollocks and it's time to come out, and I want the jury at my trail to come and see how I'm living. But I'm not living, I'm existing.
Paul: All you need is a name.::Charles Bronson: What's wrong with Mickey Peterson.::Paul: You need a fighting name, like a movie star.::Charles Bronson: Charlton Heston.::Paul: Look, love. No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston. The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type.
Charles Bronson: [to the prison officer he's ordering to rub vaseline on his naked body] On my arse. [officer starts rubbing it on] Not in my arse, you fuckin' homo!
Charles Bronson: You shouldn't mess with boys that are bigger than you.
Charles Bronson: You don't want to be trapped inside with me sunshine. Inside, I'm somebody nobody wants to fuck with do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson, I am Britain's most violent prisoner.
Charles Bronson: Now hang on to your fillings. Alright? 'Cause it's going to get fucking Leary.
Charles Bronson: [Desperately trying to escape from an insane asylum, Bronson meets a patient named John White who reveals that he is a child rapist. Disgusted by pedophiles and wanting to go back to prison, he unsuccessfully tries to kill White by strangulation before carried off by guards] [Scene change, Bronson walks onto a theater stage set in his sub-conscious mind] I would now like to reenact what I call, "When Murder Goes Wrong". [Bronson as himself, right side facing audience] When do I go back?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Bronson whips around, revealing stage make-up of a female nurse's face on his left side] [effeminate voice and body language] Now now, Mr. Peterson, we aren't going to start up all that silliness again, are we?::Charles Bronson: [whips back around to Bronson, now aggravated] Listen, Nursey, I just wanna know when my trial is and when I head back to the slammer... 'right?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse points at Bronson in a scolding manner] WRONG, Mr. Peterson! Now let's not play sillybuggers, eh? I'll just have to pop you in the botty with one of my special potions, mmm?::Charles Bronson: [Bronson pauses, breathes heavily] When's my trial?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse wags finger in a condescending manner] Ah-ah-ah-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk, no. Mr. White recovered, dear. There's no trial! [claps gleefully] Isn't that wonderful? However, you are being moved.::Charles Bronson: [Bronson calms down]... Where?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [giggles, nods, and claps ecstatically] YES, Mr. Peterson! Broadmore Asylum for the criminally insane!::Charles Bronson: [Bronson becomes frustrated again] I deserve to go back to prison for what I did. I want my hotel room back!::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse] Well, I'm sure you'll find yourself some solitary... [Bronson turns back to audience and bows; end of scene]
Charles Bronson: To a terrified woman in a jewellery shop: "Don't fucking move! Or I'll kill you. Alright?"
[last lines]::Charles Bronson: Right! That's enough! He's had enough, come on, get him out of here! Go on and get him the fuck out of here, he's had enough! Come on! You fucking cunts! No class next week. Right!
Bronson (2008)
Actors
Plot
In 1974, a hot-headed 19 year old named Michael Peterson decided he wanted to make a name for himself and so, with a homemade sawn-off shotgun and a head full of dreams he attempted to rob a post office. Swiftly apprehended and originally sentenced to 7 years in jail, Peterson has subsequently been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. During that time, Michael Petersen, the boy, faded away and 'Charles Bronson,' his superstar alter ego, took center stage. Inside the mind of Bronson - a scathing indictment of celebrity culture.
Keywords: 19-year-old, alter-ego, anger, animated-sequence, art, art-class, art-teacher, artist, attempted-murder, baby
Genres
Taglines:
The Man. The Myth. The Celebrity.
Quotes:
Charles Bronson: [Bronson getting paid after his first fight] 20 quid? You're having a fucking laugh, ain't cha?::Paul: Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience.::Charles Bronson: I gave you fucking magic in there!::Paul: Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Charles Bronson: [Real Life Charles Bronson Quote] How would you feel, waking up in the morning without a window? My window is a steel grid, I 'ave to put my lips against that steel grid and suck in air, that's my morning... 'cause I got no air in my cell. I have to eat, sleep and crap in that room twenty-three hours of a twenty-four hour day. You tell me, what human being deserves that? Apart from the stinking paedophile or a child killer. I don't deserve that, I done nothing on this planet to deserve that. My bed is four inches off the floor, it's a concrete bed, my toilet hasn't even got a seat on it or a lid, and I 'ave to live like this month after month after month, and the way it's looking it's year after year after year. Now is that's right then so be, but let somebody else 'ave a fucking go at it, 'cause I've had twenty-six years of this bollocks and it's time to come out, and I want the jury at my trail to come and see how I'm living. But I'm not living, I'm existing.
Paul: All you need is a name.::Charles Bronson: What's wrong with Mickey Peterson.::Paul: You need a fighting name, like a movie star.::Charles Bronson: Charlton Heston.::Paul: Look, love. No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston. The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type.
Charles Bronson: [to the prison officer he's ordering to rub vaseline on his naked body] On my arse. [officer starts rubbing it on] Not in my arse, you fuckin' homo!
Charles Bronson: You shouldn't mess with boys that are bigger than you.
Charles Bronson: You don't want to be trapped inside with me sunshine. Inside, I'm somebody nobody wants to fuck with do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson, I am Britain's most violent prisoner.
Charles Bronson: Now hang on to your fillings. Alright? 'Cause it's going to get fucking Leary.
Charles Bronson: [Desperately trying to escape from an insane asylum, Bronson meets a patient named John White who reveals that he is a child rapist. Disgusted by pedophiles and wanting to go back to prison, he unsuccessfully tries to kill White by strangulation before carried off by guards] [Scene change, Bronson walks onto a theater stage set in his sub-conscious mind] I would now like to reenact what I call, "When Murder Goes Wrong". [Bronson as himself, right side facing audience] When do I go back?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Bronson whips around, revealing stage make-up of a female nurse's face on his left side] [effeminate voice and body language] Now now, Mr. Peterson, we aren't going to start up all that silliness again, are we?::Charles Bronson: [whips back around to Bronson, now aggravated] Listen, Nursey, I just wanna know when my trial is and when I head back to the slammer... 'right?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse points at Bronson in a scolding manner] WRONG, Mr. Peterson! Now let's not play sillybuggers, eh? I'll just have to pop you in the botty with one of my special potions, mmm?::Charles Bronson: [Bronson pauses, breathes heavily] When's my trial?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse wags finger in a condescending manner] Ah-ah-ah-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk, no. Mr. White recovered, dear. There's no trial! [claps gleefully] Isn't that wonderful? However, you are being moved.::Charles Bronson: [Bronson calms down]... Where?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [giggles, nods, and claps ecstatically] YES, Mr. Peterson! Broadmore Asylum for the criminally insane!::Charles Bronson: [Bronson becomes frustrated again] I deserve to go back to prison for what I did. I want my hotel room back!::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse] Well, I'm sure you'll find yourself some solitary... [Bronson turns back to audience and bows; end of scene]
Charles Bronson: To a terrified woman in a jewellery shop: "Don't fucking move! Or I'll kill you. Alright?"
[last lines]::Charles Bronson: Right! That's enough! He's had enough, come on, get him out of here! Go on and get him the fuck out of here, he's had enough! Come on! You fucking cunts! No class next week. Right!
The Escapist (2008)
Actors
Plot
Frank Perry is an institutionalized convict fourteen years into a life sentence without parole. When his estranged daughter falls ill, he is determined to make peace with her before it's too late. He develops an ingenious escape plan, and recruits a dysfunctional band of escapists - misfits with unique skills required for their daring plan and united by desire to escape their hell hole of an existence. Much of the action takes place within the tunnels, sewers and underground rivers of subterranean London.
Keywords: chapel, confession-booth, crucifix, death-of-cast-member, death-of-title-character, drug, end-credits-roll-call, escape, falling-down-stairs, father-daughter-relationship
Genres
Taglines:
5 Men. 4 Walls. 1 Plan.
Quotes:
Rizza: You know the one thing you've got going for you, Frank? You're too old to die young.
Viv Batista: If Tony knows, then Tony knows. He's the devil on your back now. But if you want to trade, I give a trade. Ket's a dangerous drug, but deadly when poisoned... you got me? If it looks, smells and tastes like Ket, Pssshoo!... who will know?::Frank Perry: No one touches Tony. Rizza...::Viv Batista: Rizza? Who is going to tell Rizza? Junkies die every day.
Rizza: You don't have much, but you just subtracted from what's left.
Frank Perry: I'm free now. I'm old now.::Rizza: Free? You've got an imagination.::Frank Perry: Imagination is what protects us. It's what keeps us alive. You're still living, but less and less. Inside, you own this place. You run things. You're the king. But look around you, what do you see? It's all pretend. It's all made up. You own nothing. Nothing except sorrows and bars and rusty metal staircases. You'll never live, because outside you don't exist. No one will remember you. No one.::Rizza: You behave.::Frank Perry: Behaving myself is what's kept me living.
Bronson (2008)
Actors
Plot
In 1974, a hot-headed 19 year old named Michael Peterson decided he wanted to make a name for himself and so, with a homemade sawn-off shotgun and a head full of dreams he attempted to rob a post office. Swiftly apprehended and originally sentenced to 7 years in jail, Peterson has subsequently been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. During that time, Michael Petersen, the boy, faded away and 'Charles Bronson,' his superstar alter ego, took center stage. Inside the mind of Bronson - a scathing indictment of celebrity culture.
Keywords: 19-year-old, alter-ego, anger, animated-sequence, art, art-class, art-teacher, artist, attempted-murder, baby
Genres
Taglines:
The Man. The Myth. The Celebrity.
Quotes:
Charles Bronson: [Bronson getting paid after his first fight] 20 quid? You're having a fucking laugh, ain't cha?::Paul: Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience.::Charles Bronson: I gave you fucking magic in there!::Paul: Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Charles Bronson: [Real Life Charles Bronson Quote] How would you feel, waking up in the morning without a window? My window is a steel grid, I 'ave to put my lips against that steel grid and suck in air, that's my morning... 'cause I got no air in my cell. I have to eat, sleep and crap in that room twenty-three hours of a twenty-four hour day. You tell me, what human being deserves that? Apart from the stinking paedophile or a child killer. I don't deserve that, I done nothing on this planet to deserve that. My bed is four inches off the floor, it's a concrete bed, my toilet hasn't even got a seat on it or a lid, and I 'ave to live like this month after month after month, and the way it's looking it's year after year after year. Now is that's right then so be, but let somebody else 'ave a fucking go at it, 'cause I've had twenty-six years of this bollocks and it's time to come out, and I want the jury at my trail to come and see how I'm living. But I'm not living, I'm existing.
Paul: All you need is a name.::Charles Bronson: What's wrong with Mickey Peterson.::Paul: You need a fighting name, like a movie star.::Charles Bronson: Charlton Heston.::Paul: Look, love. No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston. The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type.
Charles Bronson: [to the prison officer he's ordering to rub vaseline on his naked body] On my arse. [officer starts rubbing it on] Not in my arse, you fuckin' homo!
Charles Bronson: You shouldn't mess with boys that are bigger than you.
Charles Bronson: You don't want to be trapped inside with me sunshine. Inside, I'm somebody nobody wants to fuck with do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson, I am Britain's most violent prisoner.
Charles Bronson: Now hang on to your fillings. Alright? 'Cause it's going to get fucking Leary.
Charles Bronson: [Desperately trying to escape from an insane asylum, Bronson meets a patient named John White who reveals that he is a child rapist. Disgusted by pedophiles and wanting to go back to prison, he unsuccessfully tries to kill White by strangulation before carried off by guards] [Scene change, Bronson walks onto a theater stage set in his sub-conscious mind] I would now like to reenact what I call, "When Murder Goes Wrong". [Bronson as himself, right side facing audience] When do I go back?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Bronson whips around, revealing stage make-up of a female nurse's face on his left side] [effeminate voice and body language] Now now, Mr. Peterson, we aren't going to start up all that silliness again, are we?::Charles Bronson: [whips back around to Bronson, now aggravated] Listen, Nursey, I just wanna know when my trial is and when I head back to the slammer... 'right?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse points at Bronson in a scolding manner] WRONG, Mr. Peterson! Now let's not play sillybuggers, eh? I'll just have to pop you in the botty with one of my special potions, mmm?::Charles Bronson: [Bronson pauses, breathes heavily] When's my trial?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse wags finger in a condescending manner] Ah-ah-ah-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk, no. Mr. White recovered, dear. There's no trial! [claps gleefully] Isn't that wonderful? However, you are being moved.::Charles Bronson: [Bronson calms down]... Where?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [giggles, nods, and claps ecstatically] YES, Mr. Peterson! Broadmore Asylum for the criminally insane!::Charles Bronson: [Bronson becomes frustrated again] I deserve to go back to prison for what I did. I want my hotel room back!::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse] Well, I'm sure you'll find yourself some solitary... [Bronson turns back to audience and bows; end of scene]
Charles Bronson: To a terrified woman in a jewellery shop: "Don't fucking move! Or I'll kill you. Alright?"
[last lines]::Charles Bronson: Right! That's enough! He's had enough, come on, get him out of here! Go on and get him the fuck out of here, he's had enough! Come on! You fucking cunts! No class next week. Right!
Bronson (2008)
Actors
Plot
In 1974, a hot-headed 19 year old named Michael Peterson decided he wanted to make a name for himself and so, with a homemade sawn-off shotgun and a head full of dreams he attempted to rob a post office. Swiftly apprehended and originally sentenced to 7 years in jail, Peterson has subsequently been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. During that time, Michael Petersen, the boy, faded away and 'Charles Bronson,' his superstar alter ego, took center stage. Inside the mind of Bronson - a scathing indictment of celebrity culture.
Keywords: 19-year-old, alter-ego, anger, animated-sequence, art, art-class, art-teacher, artist, attempted-murder, baby
Genres
Taglines:
The Man. The Myth. The Celebrity.
Quotes:
Charles Bronson: [Bronson getting paid after his first fight] 20 quid? You're having a fucking laugh, ain't cha?::Paul: Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience.::Charles Bronson: I gave you fucking magic in there!::Paul: Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Charles Bronson: [Real Life Charles Bronson Quote] How would you feel, waking up in the morning without a window? My window is a steel grid, I 'ave to put my lips against that steel grid and suck in air, that's my morning... 'cause I got no air in my cell. I have to eat, sleep and crap in that room twenty-three hours of a twenty-four hour day. You tell me, what human being deserves that? Apart from the stinking paedophile or a child killer. I don't deserve that, I done nothing on this planet to deserve that. My bed is four inches off the floor, it's a concrete bed, my toilet hasn't even got a seat on it or a lid, and I 'ave to live like this month after month after month, and the way it's looking it's year after year after year. Now is that's right then so be, but let somebody else 'ave a fucking go at it, 'cause I've had twenty-six years of this bollocks and it's time to come out, and I want the jury at my trail to come and see how I'm living. But I'm not living, I'm existing.
Paul: All you need is a name.::Charles Bronson: What's wrong with Mickey Peterson.::Paul: You need a fighting name, like a movie star.::Charles Bronson: Charlton Heston.::Paul: Look, love. No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston. The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type.
Charles Bronson: [to the prison officer he's ordering to rub vaseline on his naked body] On my arse. [officer starts rubbing it on] Not in my arse, you fuckin' homo!
Charles Bronson: You shouldn't mess with boys that are bigger than you.
Charles Bronson: You don't want to be trapped inside with me sunshine. Inside, I'm somebody nobody wants to fuck with do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson, I am Britain's most violent prisoner.
Charles Bronson: Now hang on to your fillings. Alright? 'Cause it's going to get fucking Leary.
Charles Bronson: [Desperately trying to escape from an insane asylum, Bronson meets a patient named John White who reveals that he is a child rapist. Disgusted by pedophiles and wanting to go back to prison, he unsuccessfully tries to kill White by strangulation before carried off by guards] [Scene change, Bronson walks onto a theater stage set in his sub-conscious mind] I would now like to reenact what I call, "When Murder Goes Wrong". [Bronson as himself, right side facing audience] When do I go back?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Bronson whips around, revealing stage make-up of a female nurse's face on his left side] [effeminate voice and body language] Now now, Mr. Peterson, we aren't going to start up all that silliness again, are we?::Charles Bronson: [whips back around to Bronson, now aggravated] Listen, Nursey, I just wanna know when my trial is and when I head back to the slammer... 'right?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse points at Bronson in a scolding manner] WRONG, Mr. Peterson! Now let's not play sillybuggers, eh? I'll just have to pop you in the botty with one of my special potions, mmm?::Charles Bronson: [Bronson pauses, breathes heavily] When's my trial?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse wags finger in a condescending manner] Ah-ah-ah-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk, no. Mr. White recovered, dear. There's no trial! [claps gleefully] Isn't that wonderful? However, you are being moved.::Charles Bronson: [Bronson calms down]... Where?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [giggles, nods, and claps ecstatically] YES, Mr. Peterson! Broadmore Asylum for the criminally insane!::Charles Bronson: [Bronson becomes frustrated again] I deserve to go back to prison for what I did. I want my hotel room back!::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse] Well, I'm sure you'll find yourself some solitary... [Bronson turns back to audience and bows; end of scene]
Charles Bronson: To a terrified woman in a jewellery shop: "Don't fucking move! Or I'll kill you. Alright?"
[last lines]::Charles Bronson: Right! That's enough! He's had enough, come on, get him out of here! Go on and get him the fuck out of here, he's had enough! Come on! You fucking cunts! No class next week. Right!