Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)

Actors

• G.W. Bailey (actor)
• Gregg Berger (actor)
• Andrei Bolotin (actor)
• Michael Bolotin (actor)
• Lonnie Burr (actor)
• The Chernievsky Group (actor)
• Dimitri Chernigovsky (actor)
• Michel Clerte (actor)
• Sergei Danilevich (actor)
• Konstantin Denakhin (actor)
• Alexander Diamandi (actor)
• Vadim Dolgachov (actor)
• Vladimir Dolinskiy (actor)
• Yakov Dyrda (actor)
• Andrei Annensky (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Crime

Taglines:

Kicking buttski. Making you laughski. The Academy is backski!
Just when we thought the Cold War was over, leave it to these guys to heat it up again.

Quotes:

Captain Thaddeus Harris: Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?::Lieutenant Talinsky: Well, we spend our police budget on fighting criminals, not on pampering out of town visitors.::Captain Thaddeus Harris: It was your government that brought us here!::Lieutenant Talinsky: They also bring in monkeys for zoo, but we don't put them in four star hotel either!

Callahan: Everything about me... is real

Airport P.A. Announcer: The red zone is for communist parking only!

Lieutenant Talinsky: Again. When you hear door, you say [puts money on table] "I'm in the bathroom, I'll meet you there."::Bellboy: I'm in the bathroom. Meet me there.::Lieutenant Talinsky: [sighs, puts more money on table] Again! [singing] I'm in the bathrooom, I'll meet you theeere.::Bellboy: [singing] I'm in the bathrooom, meet you theeere.::Lieutenant Talinsky: [grumbling in frustration, knocks desk with his fist twice]::Bellboy: Come in.

Cadet Kyle Connors: Katrina, how can I help you?::Katrina: You ever want something so badly it hurts?::Cadet Kyle Connors: Yes.::Katrina: No matter how much you wait and hope and wait more, you don't get what you want?::Cadet Kyle Connors: Well, yeah. But my advice is don't give up. Just go for it.::Katrina: I want...::Cadet Kyle Connors: Attagirl. Follow your heart.::Katrina: I want...::Cadet Kyle Connors: Say it.::Katrina: I want my vacation.::Cadet Kyle Connors: What's that?::Katrina: I wait three years. Three years! Then you Americans come. Talinsky, he assign me to you.::Cadet Kyle Connors: Mmm-hmm.::Katrina: Now I can't go. I have plan. Connors. I don't leave you. [Connors smiles] Without anyone. [Connors' smile disappears] Come. [Katrina takes him to a window, where a rather large, unattractive female officer is seen licking an envelope, smiling and waving at Connors, while rubbing the envelope on her chest] I select suitable replacement for you. She is best in department.::Cadet Kyle Connors: [nervous laugh] Yeah, I'm sure she is.

Callahan: [the team meet with Russian forensics expert Irina Petrovskaya] Cadet Connors is also a forensics expert.::Irina Petrovskaya: Maybe you'd be so generous to share with us your expertise.::Cadet Kyle Connors: Sure. [he sits down at desk. Irina puts a slide under the microscope]::Irina Petrovskaya: This one puzzles us. We were able to remove only one fingerprint from scene of crime. This is our only clue to identity of criminal.::Cadet Kyle Connors: Okey-dokey. [Adjusts microscope lens closer to slide, until it makes contact, cracking the slide in half. Irina shrieks in horror. Jones & Callahan cringe] No wonder you're puzzled. This glass is all cracked!::Lieutenant Talinsky: ENOUGH! [exits]::Irina Petrovskaya: Next assignment, Chernobyl.

Cmndt. Eric Lassard: [Accompanied by his host family, Lassard exits train while holding balloons as they all laugh] Great, great subway. Terrific! I mean, New York is a shithouse, but this is great.

Sgt. Larvelle Jones: [Bellboy is eating in Lassard's hotel room, plates of food strewn everywhere. Jones & Tackleberry are outside. They see a messy room service tray. Jones knocks on door] Sir? I want to remind you the plane leaves at 3 o'clock!::Bellboy: [With a mouthful of water] In a bathroom.::Sgt. Larvelle Jones: Sir? [Bellboy lets out a huge belch. Jones looks worried, sees 'Do Not Disturb' sign on door] [to Tackleberry] Something about that sign disturbs...::Bellboy: [on toilet, burping, crying] Mama.::Sgt. Larvelle Jones: [to Tackleberry] What do you say we, uh...::Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry: I'm way ahead of ya. [Tackleberry takes wine bottle holder from cart, puts it on his head and charges, breaking a hole in the door] Sir?::Bellboy: [Bellboy is seen showering fully clothed, freezing in the cold water] In the t-t-t-t-t-t bathrooooom... [Tackleberry puts the wine bottle holder down, puts his cap back on. Jones & Tackleberry silently leave]