Saturday Night Live: Just Shorts (2009)

Actors

• Dan Aykroyd (actor)
• James Belushi (actor)
• John Belushi (actor)
• Josh Brolin (actor)
• Steve Carell (actor)
• Dana Carvey (actor)
• Tom Davis (actor)
• James Downey (actor)
• James Downey (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Will Forte (actor)
• Ricky Gervais (actor)
• Christopher Guest (actor)
• Bill Hader (actor)
• Fred Armisen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Saturday Night Live: The Best of Amy Poehler (2009)

Actors

• Fred Armisen (actor)
• Fred Armisen (actor)
• Alec Baldwin (actor)
• Josh Brolin (actor)
• Jimmy Fallon (actor)
• Will Forte (actor)
• Will Forte (actor)
• Will Forte (actor)
• Paul Giamatti (actor)
• Topher Grace (actor)
• Jake Gyllenhaal (actor)
• Bill Hader (actor)
• Bill Hader (actor)
• Bill Hader (actor)
• Fred Armisen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Saturday Night Live: Game Show Parodies (2000)

Actors

• James Belushi (actor)
• John Belushi (actor)
• Jim Breuer (actor)
• Garth Brooks (actor)
• Dana Carvey (actor)
• Chevy Chase (actor)
• Chevy Chase (actor)
• Billy Crystal (actor)
• Emilio Estevez (actor)
• Jimmy Fallon (actor)
• Jimmy Fallon (actor)
• Chris Farley (actor)
• Chris Farley (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Dan Aykroyd (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

[the catagory is Famous Titles]::Sean Connery: I'll take Famous Titties for $200.

Alex Trebek: Well that's it for Celebrity Jeopardy! I'm going home and putting a gun in my mouth.

Adam Sandler: [singing] Robert DeNiro/Bela Lugosi/Snuffalupagus and Parker Posey.

Alex Trebeck: Mr. Reynolds, it's your board, pick a category.::Burt Reynolds: I'll take the dog one.::Alex Trebeck: Alright, words that rhyme with dog for 400. And the answer is 'It's been a "Hard Days Night" I should be sleeping like a "this".' Burt Reynolds::Burt Reynolds: Chinese whore.::Alex Trebeck: No. John Travolta.::John Travolta: Chinese whore doesn't rhyme with dog.::Alex Trebeck: That's why it was a wrong answer. Mr. Keaton.::Michael Keaton: I am Batman.::Alex Trebeck: No, you are not.

[during Final Jeopardy category of "Write any number"]::Alex Trebek: Let's go to Sean Connery and his response was "Below". That's not a number. How much did you risk? "me Trebek!" "Below me Trebek, Below me Trebek". I don't get it.::Sean Connery: Neither did your mother last night, Trebek.

Alex Trebek: This is a video Daily Double.::Ricky Martin: [film clip of Ricky Martin singing "Hot, Hot, Hot!" while holding a tea cup] In this cup is some hot tea! Watch! [takes sip] Yow! So the answer is: is the tea HOT, HOT, HOT or cold? HOT, HOT, HOT, or cold? Come on! HOT HOT HOT!::Alex Trebek: [nobody rings in] None of you know if the hot tea is hot or cold? [Keanu Reeves rings in] Yes, thank God, Keanu Reeves.::Keanu Reaves: Is it ICED tea?::Alex Trebek: No, it is hot tea!::Keanu Reaves: Well then I have no idea.

Alex Trebek: Alright Adam Sandler, you wrote down; 'Abbie Doobie'.::Adam Sandler: [Incoherently] Abie Doobie da, wooloola wooloola ah oole boole.::Alex Trebek: I feel like I want to punch you.

Alex Trebek: Before we begin our Double Jeopardy round, I want to ask our contestants once again, please refrain from using ethnic slurs.

Little Nicky (2000)

Actors

• Orlando Antigua (actor)
• Lewis Arquette (actor)
• Paul Michael Bloodgood (actor)
• Philip Bolden (actor)
• Troy Brown (actor)
• Rico Bueno (actor)
• Gerard Bugge (actor)
• Juan Canopii (actor)
• Christopher Carroll (actor)
• Dana Carvey (actor)
• Craig Castaldo (actor)
• David Michael John Castner (actor)
• Salvatore Cavaliere (actor)
• Blake Clark (actor)
• Agustín Alvardo (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy

Taglines:

He's Never Been To Earth. He's Never Even Slept Over Some Other Dude's House.
If Your Father Was The Devil And Your Mother Was An Angel, You'd Be Messed Up Too.
Be Unafraid. Be Very Unafraid.
Being Evil Ain't Easy
You know his number. You know his name. And now, you will meet... his son.
He Walks Among Us November 2000

Quotes:

Valerie: Do it for the butterflies!

Jimmy the Demon: Remember, you have to shove a pineapple up Hitler's ass at 4 p.m...

Deacon: The Lord loves you, and the Lord loves you. [to Nicky] You make the Lord very nervous.

Nicky: I'm from the South. The Deep South.

Nicky: Popeye's chicken is fuckin' awesome!::Demon: Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!

Son: [about Nicky] Who's that man, Mommy?::Mom: I dunno, but he sure is butt-ugly.

Townie: You can do it, Ozzy! Bite 'is freakin' head off!

Gatekeeper: Are there boobs on my head?::Nicky: Yeah, big ones.

Nicky: Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?

Peter: Drink up. Here's to fifty million clams.::Adrian: To the defilement of Earth and the corruption of its people.::Peter: Okay whatever, just drink it.::Adrian: It's awfully hot down here. How do you manage to stay so cool?::John: Uh, beer lowers the body temperature. I read that in a beer magazine.::Adrian: This liquid would probably quench my thirst, cool me off.::Peter: Definitely.::John: It'll give you a pretty good buzz.::Adrian: Or maybe it will trap me inside for all of eternity.::John: Uh, no it won't.

Dudley Do-Right (1999)

Actors

• Adrian Armas (actor)
• Brian Arnold (actor)
• Scott Augustine (actor)
• Paul Barsanti (actor)
• Nathan Bennett (actor)
• Jeremy Bergman (actor)
• Kevin Blatch (actor)
• Eric Breker (actor)
• Jeffrey Broadhurst (actor)
• Artine Brown (actor)
• Corey Burton (actor)
• Brent Butt (actor)
• Dominic Carbone (actor)
• Michael Chambers (actor)
• Bryan Anthony (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Romance

Taglines:

From the creator of "George of the Jungle" comes a new kind of hero.

Quotes:

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: [after boulders come rolling down the hill at them] That's not fair! They've got rocks! All we've got are these machine guns. Oh, mother of pearl, here comes another one.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: [referring to the letters 'D.D.' being shot into the wall with bullets] Do you have any idea what this could possibly mean?::Lavar: Doris Day. Just a guess.::Shane: [thinks long and hard] Dom Deluise.::Kenneth: Daniel Day-Lewis.::In the Way Back: Snoop Doggy Dogg.::Another Bad Guy: Daphne du Maurier.::Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Oh, shut up.::In The Back: Doc Duvalier.::Lefty: David Duchovny?::In The Back: Delores Del Rio.::Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Shut up, you idiots.::Kenneth: Dan Rather.::Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: These initials could only mean one thing: Dudley Do-Right.

Voice of the Announcer: Meanwhile, back at Snidely's not-so-secret hideout...

Howard: Well, here's the money, but where's the gold?::Kenneth: Whiplash took it.::Barry: Where is Whiplash?::Howard: He's gotta be here somewhere.::Shane: [shouting] Snidely?::Howard: He took off with all the gold. All we have is this measly $26,000.::Barry: We gotta find Whip. He's tricked us.::Howard: And when we do, we're gonna kill him... reeeeeeally slowly.::Kenneth: Yeah, but where is he, huh?::Barry: Now, that's a good question.::Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: [from behind a mask] I heard he was in the Sudan.::Barry: Where's that?::Howard: In Africa, stupid.::Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: He's supposed to be at the Hilton Hotel.::Howard: The Hilton, eh?::Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Mmm.::Howard: Come on, boys! Let's go get him! [all the bad guys rush out]

Voice of the Announcer: Meanwhile, at an abandoned gold mine, a sinister figure lurks.::Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: I love to lurk. It's so me. [chuckles]

Nell Fenwick: [referring to the corn festival] Dudley, this is totally authentic!::Dudley Do-Right: This is Canada, Nell. Things are real up here.

Anchor: And this just in. Scientists discover that Canadian bacon is ordinary ham.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: [referring to all the out-of-country license plates] California, Georgia, [with Hispanic accent] Puerto Rico - [chuckles] But where are the Canadians?::Lavar: Canadians like to think things over before they do something. Americans just jump.::Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: And thank goodness they do. Did you like the way I pronounced "Puerto Rico"?::Lavar: Yeah.::Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: I speak a little Spanish.::Lavar: You're the complete package, Whip.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Shane!::Shane: Yes, Mr. Whiplash?::Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Drinks on the house.::Shane: Yes, sir.::Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: No, wait a second. Drinks are 50% off.::Shane: Right.::Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: No, wait a second. Double the price of everything! [chuckles]::Shane: Yes, sir.

Dudley Do-Right: You got weapons?::Standing Room Only: Weapons? Come on. This is basically a dinner theater we're runnin' here.::Dudley Do-Right: You got fireworks?::Chief: That we got.

Night and the City (1992)

Actors

• Ed Bannister (actor)
• Leslie Bart (actor)
• David Boston (actor)
• Peter Bucossi (actor)
• David W. Butler (actor)
• Anthony Canarozzi (actor)
• Louis Cantarini (actor)
• Philip Carlo (actor)
• Clem Caserta (actor)
• Mick Cunningham (actor)
• Joe D'Onofrio (actor)
• Robert De Niro (actor)
• Thomas Mikal Ford (actor)
• Gary Gold (actor)
• Michael Badalucco (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama

Quotes:

Harry Fabian: A toast, a toast, a toast, a toast. To you all. No, the hell with you all. To me all.

Judge Parker: Fabian - get the fuck out of my court.

Harry Fabian: Phil Nasseros, the meanest bartender in New York! Fucking guy just eighty-sixed a nun!

Peck: Harry, you ever hear of Murphy's Law? Anything that can go wrong WILL go wrong. That law was dedicated to guys like you.

Harry Fabian: This is like the Greyhound station for DEATH!

Funny About Love (1990)

Actors

• Michael Bofshever (actor)
• David Boston (actor)
• Lorenzo Caccialanza (actor)
• Al Cerullo (actor)
• Paul Collins (actor)
• Tony Devon (actor)
• Patrick Ewing (actor)
• Robert Hy Gorman (actor)
• Scott Groff (actor)
• David Larson (actor)
• Paul J.Q. Lee (actor)
• David Margulies (actor)
• Andrew Hill Newman (actor)
• Dave Nicolson (actor)
• R.J. Arterburn (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

Tick... Tick... Tick
Everyone has a biological clock. Duffy Bergman's is about to go off.

Quotes:

Waiter: He hates the coffee!::Duffy Bergman: No! the coughing! I hate all the coughing!

Duffy Bergman: What a great name! Soto Voce'! And all this purple! Great for the digestion!

Duffy Bergman: You make good cappuccino.

California Girls (1985)

Actors

• Edwin Avedissian (actor)
• Robby Benson (actor)
• Robert Broyles (actor)
• Robert Firth (actor)
• Ira Joe Fisher (actor)
• Ernie Hudson (actor)
• Bobby Kelton (actor)
• Rick Lieberman (actor)
• Martin Mull (actor)
• Taylor Neff (actor)
• Robert Parucha (actor)
• Robert Pastorelli (actor)
• Regis Philbin (actor)
• Charles Rocket (actor)
• Norman Alden (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

Quotes:

Nathan Bowzer: This looks like New Jersey.

Malibu Express (1985)

Actors

• Michael A. Andrews (actor)
• Richard Brose (actor)
• John Brown (actor)
• Brett Baxter Clark (actor)
• Robert Darnell (actor)
• Abb Dickson (actor)
• Harry Hauss (actor)
• Darby Hinton (actor)
• Peter Knecht (actor)
• Art Metrano (actor)
• Niki Patterson (actor)
• Regis Philbin (actor)
• Randy Rudy (actor)
• Andy Sidaris (actor)
• John Alderman (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy

Taglines:

Packing Heat From Texas To Malibu Beach!
An exciting adventure comedy where beautiful women are the tough guys and sexuality their strongest weapon!

Quotes:

[last lines]::Cody Abilene: Would I help any woman in distress? Yes, ma'am, I would.::Lady Lillian Chamberlain: Oh, Cody Abilene. My Abilene.

Lady Lillian Chamberlain: I do wish Luciana hadn't killed Shane. It's such an inconvenience. Good help is so very hard to find, you know.

Cody Abilene: All right everybody, this party's over!

Cody Abilene: We're in big trouble.::June Khnockers: No shit, Kemo Sabe.::Cody Abilene: You don't understand. I only have one bullet left and I've never hit a moving target in my life. Here he comes.::June Khnockers: [Stands up and exposes her breasts] Hey, look at these!::Luke: [Stops and stares] Yeah!::[Cody shoots Luke]

Cody Abilene: We need this film developed.::Rodney, the Photographer: Sure, no problem.::Cody Abilene: Oh, by the way, it doesn't have to be good. Just fast.::Rodney, the Photographer: Fast, not good. Huh. Sounds like most men I know.

Cody Abilene: All right, it's these hands. They're the lethal weapons.::Beverly: Yeah, just be careful when you play with yourself.

Liza Chamberlain: Did you hear that she got raped this afternoon by two homosexuals? One held her down and the other one did her hair.

Shane: Thanks a lot, I enjoyed it.::Liza Chamberlain: Damn you, Shane, you son of a bitch!

Liza Chamberlain: Cody, do you cook?::Cody Abilene: Not much.::Liza Chamberlain: Well, what do you usually make for dinner?::Cody Abilene: Reservations.

May: Cody, Cody, Cody. I understand you're a private investigator.::Faye: And we want to know if you'll investigate our privates.::May: Mmm hmm.

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972)

Actors

• Norman Alden (actor)
• Woody Allen (actor)
• Woody Allen (actor)
• Woody Allen (actor)
• Woody Allen (actor)
• Jack Barry (actor)
• William Beckley (actor)
• Oscar Beregi Jr. (actor)
• Alan Caillou (actor)
• John Carradine (actor)
• Don Chuy (actor)
• Dort Clark (actor)
• Geoffrey Holder (actor)
• Lou Jacobi (actor)
• Stanley Adams (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

If you want to know how this man made a movie out of this book... "Everything you always wanted to know about sex* - *But Were Afraid to Ask" you'll have to see the movie!
You haven't seen anything until you've seen everything

Quotes:

Friend: [in Italian] You got to play with her before you lay her.::Fabrizio: [in Italian] For how long?::Friend: [in Italian] Fifteen minutes. Half hour. Depends on the woman.::Fabrizio: [in Italian] How long with your wife?::Friend: [in Italian] Thirty seconds.::Fabrizio: [in Italian, in awe] Lucky!

The Fool: My father! You who died in childbirth!

Victor Shakapopulis: I don't know if you've read my book, "Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing."

The Operator: Can we please have an erection? What the hell is going on down there?

The Operator: Think we're gonna have intercourse tonight?

The Queen: Kiss me quick!::The Fool: Yes!... where is your quick?

The Queen: Ah, 'tis the chastity belt that the jealous King hath fastened upon me that no one but he shalst have the goods of the body.::The Fool: Yeah, it's a pretty bad break for all of us at the Palace.

[the Fool standing next to the Queen in her bedroom]::The King: [to the Queen] Come, give me a kiss.::The Fool: 'Course, Milord - stick out your tongue.

The Fool: Before you know it, the Renaissance will be here and we'll all be painting.

The Fool: With most grievous dispatch I shall open the latch to get at her snatch!

Philbin, Regis Filmography

• Betty White's 2nd Annual 90th Birthday
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Super Bowl's Greatest Commercials 2012
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The New Guy on New Girl with Zooey Deschanel
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Macy's 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• America's Greatest Family
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• WWE Tribute to the Troops
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen: Servant of All
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Interviewee
• The 9th Annual TV Land Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bob Ross: The Happy Painter
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jack and Jill
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Shrek Forever After
  2010, role: actor , character name: Mabel
• The Battle for Late Night
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 37th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Lost: The Final Season - Beginning of the End
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Just Laugh!
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• I'm Still Here
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• New York Street Games
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Streisand: Live in Concert
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience
• 2009 New York City Video Voter Guide
  2009, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• The Legendary Bing Crosby
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Disney Parks Christmas Parade Special
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• WWE: The Rise and Fall of WCW
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• TV's 50 Funniest Catch Phrases
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2009 Game Show Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hallmark Heroes with Regis Philbin
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• The Great Buck Howard
  2008, role: actor , character name: Regis Philbin
• Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• The 35th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Lifetime Achievement Award Recipient
• A Tribute to Seymour Heller
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Wrangler: Anatomy of an Icon
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 35th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Nominee
• Chabad: To Life Telethon
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• An Evening at the Academy Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Oscar's Red Carpet 2008 with Regis Philbin
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Shrek the Third
  2007, role: actor , character name: Mabel
• Live from the Red Carpet: The 2007 Academy Awards
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hulk Hogan: The Ultimate Anthology
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Commentator
• Forbes Celebrity 100: Who Made Bank?
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Cingular ABC Sports All-America Team
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Cheers: America's Most Inspiring Movies
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Little Miss Sunshine
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 75th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Diamond Jubilee Grand Marshal
• God, Country, Notre Dame: The Story of Father Ted Hesburgh, C.S.C.
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• New Years Eve Live 2006
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Cingular ABC Sports All-America Team
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host

Famous quotes by Regis Philbin:

"I'm going to call upon the nation to usher in a period of personal responsibility. I want each and every American to know for certain that I'm responsible for the decisions I make and each of you are as well."

"He gave Oprah a kiss, but he wore my shirt and tie."

"Those who just blurt out an answer and then later regret it."

"Here's the chance to become the TV star you always knew you could be."

"Good Morning Cindy"

"It's my favorite awards show, because it's about people who are helping people."

"Late Show."

"I think there's a little bit of sizzling here. Honestly, I can feel it. The ions are flying back and forth."

"What's so wonderful about being 6'3". What is this mythical edge tall men have over average and short men?"

"I'm involved in the stock market, which is fun and, sometimes, very painful."

"Is that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers, taxi cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people just yell it out to me. So that was a lot of fun."

"A lot of guys really I get the feeling don't care whether you like their show or not, you know. I want people to enjoy what I do, and understand what I'm doing is for their enjoyment, it's all I can ask for."

"I gotta tell you, right at the top of my list would be taking vitamins. I know that over the years doctors have said they're ridiculous and all that. But I started taking my vitamins at an early age. And I take them every day. Every bloody day! So I think that's number one. For whatever reason, I feel active and pretty good at my age."

"So when I got the chance to do my first talk show, 50 years ago last month, I never had any writers. There was no budget - it was just me and the camera and my friend who was the director. I talked about what I'd done that week."

"As a matter of fact I don't like politics. I really don't. I think it's so jaded now and everybody has to follow the party line."

"I try to stay in shape, I work out in the gym, take my vitamins every day, and I guess maybe I have some good genes, but lately I've been feeling it. You know, after all these years it does catch up with you. But just for now."

"I'm moving on. I should have made that clear when I made the announcement. I guess I wasn't clear. If people think you're leaving a show after all these years, you might be retiring. So I understand where they're coming from, but I should have impressed the fact that I hope I'm just moving on right now."

"You know, I never knew if I had any talent when I started in this business. My first job was being a page at The Tonight Show. I saw Jack Paar come out one night and sit on the edge of his desk and talk about what he'd done the night before. I thought, 'I can do that!' I used to do that on a street corner in the Bronx with all my buddies."

"I made it a morning show. We have the coffee cup, we have the morning papers. It's got that feel to it, that's what I wanted."

"I've done the best I can with the morning show. I made it a morning show. We have the coffee cup, you have the morning papers, you know, it's got that feel to it, that's what I wanted."