Mortal Kombat: Rebirth (2010)

Actors

• Lateef Crowder (actor)
• Lateef Crowder (actor)
• Ian Anthony Dale (actor)
• Ian Anthony Dale (actor)
• Richard Dorton (actor)
• Kirby Edwards (actor)
• Jacob Flaming (actor)
• Todd Johnson (actor)
• Kristoffer Kjornes (actor)
• James Lew (actor)
• Jon Lewis (actor)
• Gregg Martin (actor)
• Michael Medico (actor)
• Toby Moore (actor)
• John Bunch (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Crime
• Fantasy
• Thriller

Quotes:

[first lines]::Reporter: This afternoon, Governor Muldoon once again responded to accusations that he had lost faith in the ability of the Deacon City police department to maintain order. He insisted Captain Jackson Briggs and his private unit have his full backing and support. He claims the situation is under control.

Jackson Briggs: [looks at a folder] Six foot one; born with a rare disorder called harlequin ichthyosis. The skin produces too many cells, causing massive diamond-shaped cells that can retain water. Condition: the eyelids are formed inside out. Life expectancy's two weeks - this guy's thirty. He likes to rip the heads off his victim's body; he stores the heads in his refrigerator, and when he's hungry he eats them. No fatalities or double flawless. Codename: Reptile.

Jackson Briggs: [looks at a second folder] Next up: Doctor Alan Zane, a plastic surgeon. His first victim likely accidental - the next two dozen were not. Zane couldn't take being a failed doctor, so he went psychotic and turned the knife on himself. He pierced his face, sharpened his teeth into fangs, and he even surgically attached a pair of ten-inch blades to his forearms. Codename: Baraka.

Jackson Briggs: The last contact we had with Baraka was through Johnny Cage. Yeah, that's right, the old action hero. After his movie career died, he needed work. We got him working for us undercover... [cut to Cage being attacked by Baraka]

Jackson Briggs: [tosses a third folder across] We have reason to believe this man, Shang Tsung, may be behind each killer. The night before Johnny Cage was murdered, he told us about a tournament this Shang Tsung is planning, some underground death match between the world's top fighters. Serial killers, assassins... which brings me to you. [looks across the table at the silent figure seated]::Jackson Briggs: Hanzo Hasachi. Before your incarceration, you were the top assassin of the Shirai Ryu, the most lethal ninja clan.

Jackson Briggs: [to Hasachi] We want to put you back on the streets. If this tournament exists, Shang Tsung will find you. And if this tournament exists, it's our one shot to take out Baraka, Reptile and the other maniacs who've turned this city into a killing field. We want you to join the tournament, and we want you to win it. We want you to do what you do best: kill them all.

Hanzo Hasashi: You know a great deal about me. Then you must know that I surrendered my freedom voluntarily. Now what you don't seem to know is that I can have I freedom back, whenever I choose. [handcuffs drop off him]::Hanzo Hasashi: So tell me, Detective Briggs, what could you possibly offer me in exchange for my help? [a female officer appears]::Jackson Briggs: Sonya Blade. Perfect timing.

Sonya Blade: [presents a folder] Sub-Zero.::Hanzo Hasashi: That man is dead.::Sonya Blade: These pictures were taken yesterday. [Hasashi looks at the folder]::Sonya Blade: The man you killed was his brother.::Hanzo Hasashi: No, impossible...::Sonya Blade: Sub-Zero is alive and well, and will be at that tournament. You want him, you got him.

[last lines]::Sonya Blade: Leave no survivors, understand? None!::Jackson Briggs: Hasashi, are you listening? Find Shang Tsung and finish him!::Hanzo Hasashi: Hanzo Hasashi is dead. My name is Scorpion.

Mortal Kombat (1995)

Actors

• Leo Anastasio (actor)
• Linden Ashby (actor)
• Ed Boon (actor)
• Richard Branden (actor)
• Jaime H. Campos (actor)
• Chris Casamassa (actor)
• Keith Cooke (actor)
• Kenneth Edwards (actor)
• John Fujioka (actor)
• Trevor Goddard (actor)
• Daniel Haggard (actor)
• Sandy Helberg (actor)
• Steven Ho (actor)
• Peter Jason (actor)
• Hakim Alston (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy
• Sci-Fi
• Thriller

Taglines:

Choose Your Destiny...
FIGHT!
Nothing In This World Has Prepared You For This
Kombat Begins
Flawless Victory
Test Your Might

Quotes:

Blade: Where the hell are we?::Cage: Do I look like your travel agent?

Cage: While you're at it, why don't you call my agent?::Blade: Do I look like your secretary?

Johnny Cage: This is where you fall down.

Jax: Trust me, Sonya!::Sonya Blade: I only trust one person, Jax, and you're talking to her.

Liu Kang: I guess you knew it would end this way.::Lord Rayden: Didn't have a clue.

Johnny Cage: You know, you gotta admire her. When she sets her mind on something...::Liu Kang: It's not her mind you're admiring.::Johnny Cage: It's true.

Johnny Cage: I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass... it's like being back in high school.

Shang Tsung: Flawless victory!

Liu Kang: You can look into my soul, but you don't own it.

[about Kano]::Shang Tsung: Why else would I have chosen such a disreputable-looking cretin? Look at him! No dignity, no manners... Yet in the realm of Earth, men like him can amass great wealth, and almost god-like power.::Kano: Yeah, and I'd like to get back to my amassing as soon as possible, if you don't mind! Now when do I get paid?

Mortal Kombat: Behind the Scenes (1995)

Actors

• Hakim Alston (actor)
• Linden Ashby (actor)
• Chris Casamassa (actor)
• Keith Cooke (actor)
• Christopher Lambert (actor)
• François Petit (actor)
• Robin Shou (actor)
• Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa (actor)
• Talisa Soto (actress)
• Bridgette Wilson-Sampras (actress)
• Jonathan Sloate (composer)
• Paul W.S. Anderson (director)

Genres

• Short

The Danger Zone (1987)

Actors

• Robert Axelrod (actor)
• Robert Canada (actor)
• David Crane (actor)
• Jami Ferreira (actor)
• Michael G. Kehoe (actor)
• Michael Wayne (actor)
• Michael Shamus Wiles (actor)
• Jason Williams (actor)
• Kriss Braxton (actress)
• Dana Dowell (actress)
• Cynthia Gray (actress)
• Juanita Ranney (actress)
• Suzanne Tara (actress)
• Teresa Truesdale (actress)
• Tom Friedman (producer)

Genres

• Action

Taglines:

Where the road to Vegas crosses the highway to hell.
It's a good place for a bad time.

Just One of the Guys (1985)

Actors

• Steven Basil (actor)
• Richard Blake (actor)
• Don Blanton (actor)
• Tony Brock (actor)
• Tony Brock (actor)
• Stuart Charno (actor)
• Ramon Chavez (actor)
• Troy Clegg (actor)
• John Coury (actor)
• John Coury (actor)
• Jay W. Davis (actor)
• Jay W. Davis (actor)
• Travis Dutch (actor)
• Robert Fieldsteel (actor)
• John Apicella (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

Terry Griffith is about to go where no woman has gone before.

Quotes:

Buddy: Hey, no problem. Just a couple of clean American kids experimenting with sex.

Rick: Are those what I think they are?::Terry: I'm sorry...::Rick: Where do you get off having tits?

Denise: You were in the boys' locker room?::Terry: Yes!::Denise: Can I be your younger brother?

Rick: It's OK, everybody, it's all right. He has tits.

Terry: Budster, there's a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish, and she's all yours.::Buddy: Sounds too kinky for me.::Terry: Buddy, she needs you. I need you. You need her.::Buddy: Is she really half-naked?::Terry: Maybe more by now.::Buddy: What if you're lying?::Terry: What if I'm not?::Buddy: Good point - if I'm not back in a week, forward my mail.

Terry: You know, sometimes I just wish I was a guy.::Buddy: No, you don't! The male body needs sex at all times! It's a living hell!

[Buddy is trying to show Terry how to act like a guy by getting her to scratch her "balls". She's not doing too good a job at it]::Terry: Look, maybe my balls don't itch.::Buddy: All balls itch! It's a fact!

Terry: Aren't you embarrassed?::Buddy: Nope. I'm horny. Horny will kick embarrassment's ass anytime.

Terry: I'm just so confused.::Buddy: Of course you're confused. You're wearing my underwear.

[Terry, dressed in a tuxedo, is ready for the prom]::Terry: How do I look?::Buddy: Dashing.::Terry: My zipper's open.::Buddy: That was the dashing part.

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Reptile - Eric Clapton
• Reptile - Helloween
• Reptile - The Church
• Reptile - Nine Inch Nails
• Reptile - Church
• Reptile - Inkubus Sukkubus
• Reptile - Static-X
• Reptile - Lisa Germano
• Reptile - Dimmu Borgir
• Reptile - Lehavoth
• Reptile - Crest

by Eric Clapton
(instrumental)

(Weikath)
Coming from the sewerage creepin' thru the pipes
Born from modern chemistry a thing that is alive
Growing in this rotten crap at places no one wipes
Eating rats and stinking shit and all it needs to thrive
The scientists got no way to fight
For they can't find any weak point to get rid of it right
You live your life and you don't know what's goin' on
You just can't stop a thinking that the officials do you wrong
You're sometimes wondering what the hell bit your baby's arm
And the nuns at the holy mission can't keep the tramps from harm
Even thieves around dark corners too scared to leave the door
Frustrated businessmen needing a wank can't find themselves a whore
You won't believe 'till you know that it's real
From the pain in your stomach and the horror you feel
You need a shit so you head off to the loo
You're coming to the bog, now what you're gonna do !
Chorus There's the Reptile (Reptile)
Just see his eyes
Reptile (Reptile)
Can you see the beast arise
Chorus Reptile (Reptile)
Creepi
ng up on you
Reptile (Reptile)
There's nothing left that you can do
Solo: K/M
Chorus And there's the Reptile (Reptile)
Hidden till now
Reptile (Reptile)
But now it's there you don't know how
Chorus Reptile (Reptile)
Just watch it grow
Reptile
(Reptile)
And there's no more human being left but you

Too dangerous to keep.
Too feeble to let go.
And you want to bite the hand.
Should have stopped this long ago.
Go now, you've been set free.
Another month or so you'll be gorging on me (";poisoning me"; on 2nd and 3rd times)
With your lovely smile.
I see you slither away with your skin and your tail,
Your flickering tongue and your rattling scales
Like a real reptile.
Had you coiled around my arm.
How could you ever know
How I loved your diamond eyes?
But that was long ago. (Chorus)
And I should have believed Eve.
She said we had to blow.
She was the apple of my eye.
It wasn't long ago. (Chorus)

she spread herself wide open to let the insects in
she leaves a trail of honey to show me where she's been
she has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin
seeds from a thousand others drip down from within
oh my beautiful liar
oh my precious whore
my disease my infection
I am so impure
devils speak of the ways in which she'll manifest
angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress
need to contaminate to alleviate this loneliness
I now know the depths I reach are limitless
oh my beautiful liar
oh my precious whore
my disease my infection

Too dangerous to keep.
Too feeble to let go.
And you want to bite the hand.
Should have stopped this long ago.
Go now, you've been set free.
Another month or so you'll be poisoning me
With your lovely smile.
I see you slither away with your skin and your tail,
Your flickering tongue and your rattling scales
Like a real reptile.
Had you coiled around my arm.
How could you ever know
How I loved your diamomd eyes?
But that was long ago. (Chorus)
And I should have believed Eve.
She said we had to blow.
She was the apple of my eye.

Hold my heart in your cold clenched fist and squeeze until you bleed me dry
Take what you will of my life force and leave the pain behind
You would take it all from me and only leave my suffering
What not take my hope, you demon, you are welcome to that now
You my idol
You my teacher
You my laughter
You my crying
You my daybreak
You my sunset
You my living
You my dying
Twist the threads much tighter and to you my last breath will belong
You will know my broken form will honour you forevermore
I would give my life to you, my dreams, my talents are forgotten
What a trophy to inscribe beside the ones who've gone before
(x2)
You my idol
You my teacher
You my laughter
You my crying
You my daybreak
You my sunset
You my living
You my dying
Lace your kiss with cyanide and plant it when I contradict you
Razor-sharp are fingernails that trace a line to yielding pulse
Shower me with useless gifts, I'll drown in insincerity
Lover, take your love away and use it on yourself
You my idol
You my teacher
You my laughter
You my crying
You my daybreak
You my sunset
You my living

Shedding your skin
It's falling to pieces
Feeling within
Body is cold
Cold to the bone
Bestial sin
You're trying to keep it
Feeling within
Spirit is old
Let me in
It can never happen
Biting me with a poisionous mouth
A venomous shout
Tear me apart
Chewing the gristle
Chewing it up
Spitting me out

Extraterrestrial
Down on the corner
So unfamiliar
And making me wonder
All of the robots
Around it are dying
Craving emotions
And constantly fighting
The sun came out
And it didn't go away
No, it didn't
It didn't go away
Extraterrestrial
Counting his fingers
Handing out pamphlets
Of light to us sinners
The sun came out
And it didn't go away
No, it didn't
It didn't go away
So unfamiliar
Making me wonder
'Cause it says that God
Is a soul masturbator
Higher vibrations
Frequency flying
Living in light
'Cause the light freaks out dyin'
The sun came out
And it didn't go away
No, it didn't
It didn't go away
The sun came out
And it didn't go away
No, it wouldn't

Glowing eyes, staring eyes
Manifest of evil presence
With entities swept in disease of betrayal
A fall from paradise beyond redemption
Wrath child's afterglow
He who speaks of nightly treasures
He who wraps the serpent around my neck
He who pours poisonous wine in my chalice
He who lets me serve and slip away
And so I will take shelter
In the absence of the light
Hiding like a masked miniature in the dark
A revenant without relief it seems
For the art of becoming a progeny
And to be raised in such curse
Is to forever creep among have mortals
Infesting the dead in herds
Infesting the dead in herds
His grandeur of guidance in round trips obscure
He who immersed my hands in sullen throes
His paths on which domination linger
He who dares to prove the sanity of mine
He who speaks of nightly treasures
He who lets me serve and slip away
Black unearthly void creature crawling
Forbidden, forgotten, fairly underrated
Bastards in the shape of angels holding my hands
Passing me what is left of the wine
Bastards in the shape of angels holding my hands
Passing me what's left of the wine

Extraterrestrial
Down on the corner
So unfamiliar
And making me wonder
All of the robots
Around it are dying
Craving emotions
And constantly fighting
The sun came out and it didn't go away
No, it didn't
It didn't go away
Extraterrestrial
Counting his fingers
Handing out pamphlets
Of light to us sinners
The sun came out and it didn't go away
No, it didn't
It didn't go away
So unfamiliar
Making me wonder
'Cause it says that god
Is a soul masturbator
Higher vibrations
Frequency flying
Living in light
'Cause the light freaks out dyin'
The sun came out and it didn't go away
No, it didn't
It didn't go away
The sun came out and it didn't go awayhg
No, it wouldn't

Too dangerous to keep.
Too feeble to let go.
And you want to bite the hand.
Should have stopped this long ago.
Go now, youve been set free.
Another month or so youll be gorging on me (poisoning me on 2nd and 3rd times)
With your lovely smile.
I see you slither away with your skin and your tail,
Your flickering tongue and your rattling scales
Like a real reptile.
Had you coiled around my arm.
How could you ever know
How I loved your diamond eyes?
But that was long ago. (chorus)
And I should have believed eve.
She said we had to blow.
She was the apple of my eye.