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Crimea Votes to Join Russia and Accelerates Ukraine Crisis!
Crimea parliament backs joining Russia, sets referendum for March 16th
Ukraine 2014 | Confrontation in Crimea | The New York Times
Russian Occupiers Sunk BOD
UN envoy forced out of Crimea by hostile pro-Russian crowd
Topless Femen anti-Putin protesters arrested in Crimea, Ukraine
Crimea
Femen in Crimea: Topless protester detained outside parliament
Femen protest in Crimea - no comment
FULL VIDEO: Putin speaks Ukraine, Yanukovich, Maidan, Crimea
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Crimea Votes to Join Russia and Accelerates Ukraine Crisis!
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Crimea Votes to Join Russia and Accelerates Ukraine Crisis!

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  • published: 06 Mar 2014
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Crimea parliament backs joining Russia, sets referendum for March 16th
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Crimea parliament backs joining Russia, sets referendum for March 16th

A referendum on the status of Crimea will be held March 16, the region's deputy prime minister announced. Crimeans will be asked to decide if the autonomous republic stays part of Ukraine or joins Russia http://on.rt.com/noxide RT LIVE http://rt.com/on-air Subscribe to RT! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=RussiaToday Like us on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/RTnews Follow us on Twitter http://twitter.com/RT_com Follow us on Instagram http://instagram.com/rt Follow us on Google+ http://plus.google.com/+RT RT (Russia Today) is a global news network broadcasting from Moscow and Washington studios. RT is the first news channel to break the 1 billion YouTube views benchmark.
  • published: 06 Mar 2014
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Ukraine 2014 | Confrontation in Crimea | The New York Times
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Ukraine 2014 | Confrontation in Crimea | The New York Times

At the Belbek military installation in Crimea, Ukrainian soldiers refuse to surrender to Russia troops and instead march, unarmed, to confront them in the face of warning shots. Read the story here: http://nyti.ms/1hJqEWt Subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/U8Ys7n Watch more videos at: http://nytimes.com/video --------------------------------------------------------------- Want more from The New York Times? Twitter: https://twitter.com/nytvideo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nytimes Google+: https://plus.google.com/+nytimes/ Whether it's reporting on conflicts abroad and political divisions at home, or covering the latest style trends and scientific developments, New York Times video journalists provide a revealing and unforgettable view of the world. It's all the news that's fit to watch. On YouTube. Ukraine 2014 | Confrontation in Crimea | The New York Times http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNewYorkTimes
  • published: 05 Mar 2014
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Russian Occupiers Sunk BOD
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Russian Occupiers Sunk BOD "Ochakov" To Block Exit For Ukrainian Ships,Crimea

Russian occupiers have sunk BOD Ochakov to block the exit of the Ukrainian ships in Crimea Ukraine. March 6, 2014 Join EuroMaidan PR: Web http://euromaidanpr.wordpress.com/category/languages/english/ You Tube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMgrofT7rfqEPxzicmfdo9w/videos Facebook https://www.facebook.com/euromaidanpr Twitter https://twitter.com/euromaidanpr With credits to ИС Original video available at http://youtu.be/Zh5iXld6a1Q
  • published: 06 Mar 2014
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UN envoy forced out of Crimea by hostile pro-Russian crowd
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UN envoy forced out of Crimea by hostile pro-Russian crowd

UN special envoy is detained and besieged inside a cafe in Ukraine's Russian-occupied Crimea region by a hostile crowd shouting "Russia! Russia!" A special UN envoy arrived at Semfiropol Airport airport after being threatened by ten to fifteen armed men on Wednesday while visiting Crimea. The UN deputy secretary-general Jan Eliasson denied reports that UN envoy Robert Serry had been kidnapped, but said that armed men had ordered Serry to leave Crimea and go to the airport. Dutch diplomat Robert Serry flew to Istanbul after the incident. His interpreter, Vadim Kastelli, said he was escorted to the airport without being given a chance to pick up his bags from his hotel and placed on the first flight out. Mr Kastelli, who was with Mr Serry at the time, said the incident began when Mr Serry was blocked by a group of men in civilian clothes after a meeting at a Ukrainian military compound. The men insisted they should take Mr Serry straight to the airport and out of the country, but Serry refused and eventually left his surrounded vehicle on foot, said Kastelli, who became separated from Serry when the envoy left the scene. The envoy later took shelter in a cafe and agreed to leave Crimea to end the stand-off. He was then escorted by police through a crowd of about 100 angry demonstrators, some waving Russian flags. Crimea is under control of Russian forces who seized it last week, although Moscow says "self defence" units of men in uniform without insignia are not under its command. Source: APTN and Reuters Get the latest headlines http://www.telegraph.co.uk/ Subscribe to The Telegraph http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=telegraphtv Like us on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/telegraph.co.uk Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/telegraph Follow us on Google+ https://plus.google.com/102891355072777008500/ Telegraph.co.uk and YouTube.com/TelegraphTV are websites of The Daily Telegraph, the UK's best-selling quality daily newspaper providing news and analysis on UK and world events, business, sport, lifestyle and culture.
  • published: 05 Mar 2014
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Topless Femen anti-Putin protesters arrested in Crimea, Ukraine
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Topless Femen anti-Putin protesters arrested in Crimea, Ukraine

Subscribe to ITN News: http://bit.ly/1bmWO8h Two topless Femen protesters have been arrested outside the regional parliament in Crimea's capital Simferopol for staging an anti-Putin demonstration. Russia supporters were gathered outside the building when the two women burst out shouting "stop Putin's war". Within seconds they were tackled by security forces, with some in the crowd shouting "shame" and "prostitutes". Both women were dragged away, forced into a security van and driven way. It is not known where they were taken. Report by Sarah Johnston. Like us on Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1aENuyJ Follow us on Twitter: http://bit.ly/1fta2Qp Add us on Google+: http://bit.ly/17z0Dpd More stories from ITN: Incredible images of galaxy being ripped apart: http://bit.ly/1hPv2TG UN envoy trapped in cafe by armed militia, caught on camera: http://bit.ly/1cwOUvZ Amazing timelapse of menacing clouds rolling in: http://bit.ly/P0T9FJ Oscar Pistorius witness receives intimidating phone calls: http://bit.ly/P0rQey Boy suspended from school for pretending his hand is gun: http://bit.ly/1jRa73y Russian troops fire 'warnings shots' at Ukrainian soldiers: http://bit.ly/OWW6am Italians pelt each other with tonnes of fruit: http://bit.ly/1okynen 33 people stabbed to death in China attack: http://bit.ly/NJ7IMQ UK treated to magical Northern Lights show: http://bit.ly/OPwtIo CCTV shows man killed by single punch: http://bit.ly/1c800HN Nando's steal giant mango in ridiculous publicity stunt: http://bit.ly/Mt1jEC Mystery virus hits children with polio-like symptoms in California: http://bit.ly/1mEt51J Is this Ukrainian President Yanukovich escaping by helicopter? http://bit.ly/MSVzow Fight breaks out between Ukrainian politicians: http://bit.ly/1p0P2Xq See 2013's Most Watched Videos: http://bit.ly/1cKAmGl See our Biggest Videos of All Time: http://bit.ly/18ZACCf
  • published: 06 Mar 2014
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Crimea
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Crimea

Crimea is a rugged strategic peninsula jutting into the Black Sea. It was gifted to Ukraine by a Soviet leader 60 years ago and is now the epicentre of a crisis pitting Russia against the West.VIDEOGRAPHIC
  • published: 05 Mar 2014
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Femen in Crimea: Topless protester detained outside parliament
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Femen in Crimea: Topless protester detained outside parliament

A Femen topless protester is dragged away kicking and screaming from outside Crimea's parliament shortly before it voted in favour of becoming part of Russia. Cossacks marched to the Crimean parliament in Simferopol on Thursday (March 6) as deputies inside voted to join Russia, and its Moscow-backed government set a referendum within 10 days on the decision. Large crowds of pro-Moscow demonstrators gathered outside the parliament building, chanting 'Russia' and applauding as the Cossacks - once the patrolmen of Russia's borderlands - walked past. But Femen protesters attempted to stage a topless demonstration at the rally, with one trying to jump on top of the steps in front of the parliament building shouting 'Stop Putin's war!'. Cossacks grabbed them and dragged the kicking and screaming women to a police vehicle, as demonstrators chanted 'Shame!' and attempted to kick them. READ MORE on Crimea: http://eurone.ws/1icF93X euronews: the most watched news channel in Europe Subscribe! http://eurone.ws/10ZCK4a euronews is available in 14 languages: http://eurone.ws/17moBCU In English: Website: http://www.euronews.com/news Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/euronews Twitter: http://twitter.com/euronews Google+: http://google.com/+euronews VKontakte: http://vk.com/en.euronews
  • published: 06 Mar 2014
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Femen protest in Crimea - no comment
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Femen protest in Crimea - no comment

Large crowds of pro-Moscow demonstrators gathered outside the parliament building, chanting 'Russia' and applauding as the Cossacks - once the patrolmen of Russia's borderlands - walked past. ... Let the pictures do the talking: subscribe to No Comment http://eurone.ws/15Dp2Hu No Comment is brought to you by euronews, the most watched news channel in Europe. Euronews is available in 14 languages: http://eurone.ws/17moBCU Find us on: Youtube http://eurone.ws/yDXQ7c Facebook http://eurone.ws/110HFkw Twitter http://eurone.ws/ZuMzJb euronews.com http://eurone.ws/17qIsCK
  • published: 06 Mar 2014
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FULL VIDEO: Putin speaks Ukraine, Yanukovich, Maidan, Crimea
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FULL VIDEO: Putin speaks Ukraine, Yanukovich, Maidan, Crimea

Russia will not go to war with the people of Ukraine, but will use its troops to protect citizens, if radicals with clout in Kiev now try to use violence against Ukrainian civilians, particularly ethnic Russians, Putin told the media - READ MORE http://on.rt.com/pmgkkh RT LIVE http://rt.com/on-air Subscribe to RT! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=RussiaToday Like us on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/RTnews Follow us on Twitter http://twitter.com/RT_com Follow us on Instagram http://instagram.com/rt Follow us on Google+ http://plus.google.com/+RT RT (Russia Today) is a global news network broadcasting from Moscow and Washington studios. RT is the first news channel to break the 1 billion YouTube views benchmark.
  • published: 04 Mar 2014
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Ukraine: Journalists rescue UN official trapped in Crimea cafe by militia
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Ukraine: Journalists rescue UN official trapped in Crimea cafe by militia

Subscribe to ITN News: http://bit.ly/1bmWO8h A United Nations special envoy was forced to seek refuge in a coffee shop in Crimea, after being confronted by armed men. This video captures the incident. After hearing rumours that Robert Serry had been seized by armed militia, an ITV News reporter travelled to the area, finding the Dutch diplomat inside a café. The building was surrounded by local militia, and it wasn't until he agreed to leave the region that he could finally leave. Serry told the media as he left that he was on his way to Turkey to brief the UN Secretary General. Report by Sarah Kerr. Like us on Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1aENuyJ Follow us on Twitter: http://bit.ly/1fta2Qp Add us on Google+: http://bit.ly/17z0Dpd More stories from ITN: Amazing timelapse of menacing clouds rolling in: http://bit.ly/P0T9FJ Oscar Pistorius witness receives intimidating phone calls: http://bit.ly/P0rQey Boy suspended from school for pretending his hand is gun: http://bit.ly/1jRa73y Russian troops fire 'warnings shots' at Ukrainian soldiers: http://bit.ly/OWW6am Italians pelt each other with tonnes of fruit: http://bit.ly/1okynen 33 people stabbed to death in China attack: http://bit.ly/NJ7IMQ UK treated to magical Northern Lights show: http://bit.ly/OPwtIo CCTV shows man killed by single punch: http://bit.ly/1c800HN Nando's steal giant mango in ridiculous publicity stunt: http://bit.ly/Mt1jEC Mystery virus hits children with polio-like symptoms in California: http://bit.ly/1mEt51J Is this Ukrainian President Yanukovich escaping by helicopter? http://bit.ly/MSVzow Fight breaks out between Ukrainian politicians: http://bit.ly/1p0P2Xq Funny bank robbery fail: Suspect drops thousands of dollars: http://bit.ly/1mhiTIS Gross! Woman discovers maggot living in her ear: http://bit.ly/1cDvtiT See 2013's Most Watched Videos: http://bit.ly/1cKAmGl See our Biggest Videos of All Time: http://bit.ly/18ZACCf
  • published: 06 Mar 2014
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http://web.archive.org./web/20140313071538/http://wn.com/Ukraine: Journalists rescue UN official trapped in Crimea cafe by militia
The face of Crimea's self defense units
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The face of Crimea's self defense units

CNN's Diana Magnay takes an inside look at pro-Russian self defense units in Crimea.
  • published: 06 Mar 2014
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http://web.archive.org./web/20140313071538/http://wn.com/The face of Crimea's self defense units
Warning shots at  Belbek Air Base in Crimea
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Warning shots at Belbek Air Base in Crimea

Warning shots fired at Ukrainian soldiers - by Russian troops - as Ukrainians march towards Belbek air base in Crimea, which is under control of Russians -- firing can be heard as Ukrainians sing national anthem.
  • published: 04 Mar 2014
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OLDEST PYRAMIDS IN THE WORLD & ALIEN MUMMY FOUND IN CRIMEA UKRAINE, RUSSIA INVADES EXACT PLACE!
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OLDEST PYRAMIDS IN THE WORLD & ALIEN MUMMY FOUND IN CRIMEA UKRAINE, RUSSIA INVADES EXACT PLACE!

AN AMAZING PYRAMID COMPLEX HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE CRIMEA, 37 PYRAMIDS IN TOTAL, SOME ON LAND AND SOME UNDER THE WATER!! ALL DATING BACK TO THE JURASSIC PERIOD 65 MILLION YEARS AGO!! MANY MAIN SCIENTISTS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD AGREE. RUSSIA HAS NOW INVADED THE EXACT REGION OF THE AMAZING DISCOVERY!! IS THIS THE REAL REASON FOR THE RUSSIAN INVASION OF UKRAINE? THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE! MAKE VIRAL ALL AND SPREAD FAR AND WIDE. THE PYRAMIDS EXIST & SO DOE'S THE RUSSIAN INVASION DISPATCHED TO THE EXACT REGION OF THE DISCOVERY!! STAY TUNED AND SUBSCRIBE, LOTS MORE AMAZING & EXCITING NEWS TO COME!! SOME LINKS FOR YOUR RESEARCH WITH LOTS MORE TO COME:- http://qha.com.ua/world-s-oldest-pyramid-found-in-crimea-116152en.html http://www.european-pyramids.eu/wb/pages/european-pyramids/ukraine/crimea.php MANY PEOPLE SAID THEY NEEDED PHOTOS OF THE PYRAMIDS, WHY WERE THERE NO PHOTOS? HERE IS A VIDEO/FILM OF THE DESCENT INTO THE PYRAMIDS IN THE CRIMEA THAT HAS JUST COME IN, BREAKING NEWS!! ENJOY, THE RABBIT HOLES CONTINUES ON GETTING DEEPER!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFNHgenTn50&feature;=youtu.be Also watch my series Transcendence, shadow government, raising eden & many more series for in depth information on this & Other news i have covered over the years. AND VISIT :-http://www.NewMessage.org FOR LOTS MORE INFORMATION ON THE LATEST NEWS, THE ALIEN INTERVENTION WITHIN THE WORLD, SPIRITUAL EMPOWERMENT ON ALL LEVELS , THE SOLUTIONS TO EVERYTHING & WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT ALL. JOIN THE FREE SCHOOL THERE TO JOIN WITH OTHER STUDENTS OF KNOWLEDGE FROM AROUND THE WORLD WHO ARE TAKING ACTION! IT IS AMONG THE GREATEST THING YOU WILL DO IN THIS LIFE!
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  • Crimea Votes to Join Russia and Accelerates Ukraine Crisis!
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    Crimea Votes to Join Russia and Accelerates Ukraine Crisis!
  • Crimea parliament backs joining Russia, sets referendum for March 16th
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    Crimea parliament backs joining Russia, sets referendum for March 16th
  • Ukraine 2014 | Confrontation in Crimea | The New York Times
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    Ukraine 2014 | Confrontation in Crimea | The New York Times
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    Russian Occupiers Sunk BOD "Ochakov" To Block Exit For Ukrainian Ships,Crimea
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    UN envoy forced out of Crimea by hostile pro-Russian crowd
  • Topless Femen anti-Putin protesters arrested in Crimea, Ukraine
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    Topless Femen anti-Putin protesters arrested in Crimea, Ukraine
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    Crimea
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    Femen in Crimea: Topless protester detained outside parliament
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    Femen protest in Crimea - no comment
  • FULL VIDEO: Putin speaks Ukraine, Yanukovich, Maidan, Crimea
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  • Ukraine: Journalists rescue UN official trapped in Crimea cafe by militia
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    Ukraine: Journalists rescue UN official trapped in Crimea cafe by militia
  • The face of Crimea's self defense units
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    The face of Crimea's self defense units
  • Warning shots at  Belbek Air Base in Crimea
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    Warning shots at Belbek Air Base in Crimea
  • OLDEST PYRAMIDS IN THE WORLD & ALIEN MUMMY FOUND IN CRIMEA UKRAINE, RUSSIA INVADES EXACT PLACE!
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    OLDEST PYRAMIDS IN THE WORLD & ALIEN MUMMY FOUND IN CRIMEA UKRAINE, RUSSIA INVADES EXACT PLACE!

Crimea Votes to Join Russia and Accelerates Ukraine Crisis!

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  • published: 06 Mar 2014
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Crimea Votes to Join Rus­sia and Ac­cel­er­ates Ukraine Cri­sis!
More info at link: http://​news.​yahoo.​com/​big-power-talks-ukraine-crisis-little-progress-0...​
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Crimea par­lia­ment backs join­ing Rus­sia, sets ref­er­en­dum for March 16th
A ref­er­en­dum on the sta­tus of Crimea will be held March 16, the re­gion's deputy prime mini...
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Ukraine 2014 | Con­fronta­tion in Crimea | The New York Times
At the Bel­bek mil­i­tary in­stal­la­tion in Crimea, Ukraini­an sol­diers refuse to sur­ren­der to R...
pub­lished: 05 Mar 2014
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Rus­sian Oc­cu­piers Sunk BOD "Ochakov" To Block Exit For Ukraini­an Ships,Crimea
Rus­sian oc­cu­piers have sunk BOD Ochakov to block the exit of the Ukraini­an ships in Crimea...
pub­lished: 06 Mar 2014
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UN envoy forced out of Crimea by hos­tile pro-Rus­sian crowd
UN spe­cial envoy is de­tained and be­sieged in­side a cafe in Ukraine's Rus­sian-oc­cu­pied Crim...
pub­lished: 05 Mar 2014
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Top­less Femen an­ti-Putin protesters ar­rest­ed in Crimea, Ukraine
Sub­scribe to ITN News: http://​bit.​ly/​1bmWO8h Two top­less Femen protesters have been ar­rest...
pub­lished: 06 Mar 2014
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Crimea
Crimea is a rugged strate­gic penin­su­la jut­ting into the Black Sea. It was gift­ed to Ukrain...
pub­lished: 05 Mar 2014
1:03
Femen in Crimea: Top­less protester de­tained out­side par­lia­ment
A Femen top­less protester is dragged away kick­ing and scream­ing from out­side Crimea's parl...
pub­lished: 06 Mar 2014
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Femen protest in Crimea - no com­ment
Large crowds of pro-Moscow demon­stra­tors gath­ered out­side the par­lia­ment build­ing, chantin...
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FULL VIDEO: Putin speaks Ukraine, Yanukovich, Maid­an, Crimea
Rus­sia will not go to war with the peo­ple of Ukraine, but will use its troops to pro­tect c...
pub­lished: 04 Mar 2014
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Ukraine: Jour­nal­ists res­cue UN of­fi­cial trapped in Crimea cafe by mili­tia
Sub­scribe to ITN News: http://​bit.​ly/​1bmWO8h A Unit­ed Na­tions spe­cial envoy was forced to ...
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The face of Crimea's self de­fense units
CNN's Diana Mag­nay takes an in­side look at pro-Rus­sian self de­fense units in Crimea....
pub­lished: 06 Mar 2014
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Warn­ing shots at Bel­bek Air Base in Crimea
Warn­ing shots fired at Ukraini­an sol­diers - by Rus­sian troops - as Ukraini­ans march towar...
pub­lished: 04 Mar 2014
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OLD­EST PYRA­MIDS IN THE WORLD & ALIEN MUMMY FOUND IN CRIMEA UKRAINE, RUS­SIA IN­VADES EXACT PLACE!
AN AMAZ­ING PYRA­MID COM­PLEX HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE CRIMEA, 37 PYRA­MIDS IN TOTAL, SOME ON LAN...
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Rus­sian an­chor slams Crimea 'oc­cu­pa­tion'
Lis­ten to a news an­chor with Rus­sian state spon­sored TV net­work RT slam Rus­sia's "oc­cu­pati...
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CRIMEA PYRA­MIDS Align North 133 De­grees To Ohio Ser­pent Mound, Tem­ple of Sun and Gold­en Calf City!!!
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Ac­cess de­nied: Fam­i­ly barred from Crimea base
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An explosion has destroyed two New York City apartment buildings, killing at least two people and injuring 17 others. A utility company says a resident in a nearby building in East Harlem reported smelling gas shortly before the explosion, though the cause of the blast is as yet undetermined. The odour was believed to have been coming from outside ... Witnesses said the blast was so powerful it knocked food off the shelves of nearby shops....(size: 4.6Kb)
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A member of Indonesian National Search and Rescue Agency (BASARNAS) uses a binocular to scan the horizon during a search operation for the missing Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 conducted on the waters of the Strait of Malacca off Sumatra island, Indonesia, Wednesday, March 12, 2014.
Edit Yahoo Daily News
12 Mar 2014
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) — The last message from the cockpit of the missing Malaysia Airlines flight was routine. "All right, good night," was the signoff transmitted to air traffic controllers five days ago. Then the Boeing 777 vanished as it cruised over the South China Sea toward Vietnam, and nothing has been seen or heard of the jetliner since ... Air force chief Gen ... about 200 miles (320 kilometers) northwest of Penang....(size: 7.9Kb)
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File - In this Aug. 18, 2011 photo, prison guards ride horses that were broken by inmates as they return from farm work detail at the Louisiana State Penitentiary in Angola, Louisiana.
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12 Mar 2014
Man found guilty of murder by all-white jury in deeply flawed trial had one of America’s longest ever waits for exoneration. Glenn Ford, 64, talks to the media as he leaves the maximum-security Angola prison in Louisiana. Photograph. Uncredited/AP. Glenn Ford has been freed from the notorious Angola prison in Louisiana having lived under the shadow of the death sentence for 30 years ... It feels good.” ... Sign up for the Guardian Today ... ....(size: 4.9Kb)




Edit Newstrack India
13 Mar 2014
Washington, March 13 (IANS) US President Barack Obama Wednesday rejected the legitimacy of a referendum on the future of Ukraine's Crimea region and expressed strong support for the new government in Kiev ... Last Thursday, the Crimean parliament voted to join Russia and for a referendum March 16 on Crimea's future....(size: 2.0Kb)
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13 Mar 2014
UN human rights envoy denied access to Crimea ... 12 March 2014 - The United Nations said today that in addition to logistical challenges that hindered Assistant Secretary-General for Human Rights IvanŠimonović from traveling to the autonomous Ukrainian region of Crimea this week, he was informed by authorities that he could not be received there....(size: 2.2Kb)
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13 Mar 2014
Leaders of the Group of Seven economies told Russia yesterday to stop its work on a referendum in Ukraine’s Crimea region and “cease all efforts to change the status of Crimea” or face action. The statement came in response to Crimea’s parliament voting to join Russia and setting a referendum for Sunday on the decision in a dramatic escalation of the crisis over the Ukrainian Black Sea peninsula....(size: 3.5Kb)
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13 Mar 2014
Crimea’s referendum starts this Sunday ... in Crimea....(size: 0.2Kb)
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13 Mar 2014
“We cannot launch a military operation in Crimea, as we would expose the eastern border and Ukraine would not be protected,” Mr Turchynov said in an exclusive interview with the news agency....(size: 0.9Kb)
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13 Mar 2014
would “completely reject” a high-stakes referendum designed to allow Russia to annex Crimea. Obama derided Sunday’s vote in Crimea as a “slap-dash referendum” and warned that if it occurs, the international community “will be forced to apply a cost to Russia’s violation of international law and its encroachments on Ukraine.” ... On Tuesday, Crimea's ......(size: 2.9Kb)
Edit China Daily
13 Mar 2014
WASHINGTON -- US President Barack Obama on Wednesday rejected the legitimacy of a referendum on the future of Ukraine's Crimea region and expressed strong support for the new government in Kiev. "We reject a referendum patched together in a few weeks with Russian military personnel taking over Crimea," Obama told reporters after meeting with Ukrainian Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk at the White House....(size: 3.7Kb)
Edit STL Today
13 Mar 2014
WASHINGTON • Counting down to a high-stakes referendum about Crimea, President Barack Obama declared Wednesday that the U.S ... government to impose economic penalties on Russian officials responsible for the intervention in Crimea or culpable of gross corruption ... Shortly after Yanukovych left, Russia began moving military forces into Crimea, a strategically important peninsula where 60 percent of the population is ethnic Russian....(size: 5.4Kb)
Edit Tampa Bay Online
13 Mar 2014
Put aside for a moment the geopolitical issues and cries of “Munich” and “Sudetenland” that surround Russia’s ongoing annexation of Crimea. In human terms, Crimea’s Tatars are the reason to care ... But consider that in recent days thugs have daubed black Xs on some Tatar homes in Crimea, according to news reports, in a grim reminder of the way they were identified for the 1944 deportation....(size: 4.7Kb)
Edit Denver Post
13 Mar 2014
The measure, which next would go to the full Senate, also would allow the Obama administration to impose economic penalties on Russian officials responsible for the intervention in Crimea or culpable of gross corruption ... After Yanukovych left, Russia moved military forces into Crimea, a strategically important peninsula where 60 percent of the population is ethnic Russian....(size: 4.4Kb)
Edit The Hindu
13 Mar 2014
US President Barack Obama has vehemently rejected the Russian bid for a “slapdash” referendum in Ukraine’s Crimea region to merge it with Russia. “We completely reject a referendum patched together in a few weeks with Russian military personnel basically taking over Crimea ... called a “slapdash” referendum in Crimea....(size: 4.1Kb)
Edit Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
13 Mar 2014
WASHINGTON -- With Ukraine's interim prime minister at his side, President Barack Obama delivered an Oval Office rebuke Wednesday to Russia's President Vladimir Putin, warning that the United States and the international community would be "forced to apply a cost" should Russia refuse to withdraw from Crimea. ....(size: 0.3Kb)
Edit Xinhua
13 Mar 2014
Obama Wednesday rejected the legitimacy of a referendum on the future of Ukraine's Crimea region ... President Barack Obama on Wednesday rejected the legitimacy of a referendum on the future of Ukraine's Crimea region and expressed strong support for the new government in Kiev ... Last Thursday, the Crimean parliament voted to join Russia and for a referendum on March 16 on Crimea's future....(size: 6.1Kb)

Crimea (play /krˈmə/), or the Autonomous Republic of Crimea (Ukrainian: Автономна Республіка Крим, Avtonomna Respublika Krym; Russian: Автономная Республика Крым, Avtonomnaya Respublika Krym; Crimean Tatar: Qırım Muhtar Cumhuriyeti, Къырым Мухтар Джумхуриети), is a sub-national unit, an autonomous republic, of Ukraine. It is located on the northern coast of the Black Sea, occupying a peninsula of the same name. It was often referred to with the definite article, as the Crimea, until well into the 20th century.

The territory of Crimea was conquered and controlled many times throughout its history. The Cimmerians, Greeks, Scythians, Goths, Huns, Bulgars, Khazars, the state of Kievan Rus', Byzantine Greeks, Kipchaks, Ottoman Turks, Golden Horde Tatars and the Mongols all controlled Crimea in its early history. In the 13th century, it was partly controlled by the Venetians and by the Genovese; they were followed by the Crimean Khanate and the Ottoman Empire in the 15th to 18th centuries, the Russian Empire in the 18th to 20th centuries, Germany during World War II and the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic and later the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic, within the Soviet Union during most of the rest of the 20th century.




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Straight out of high school and into the jungle
Searching for Tarzan who might be dead
You kick like a mule, short of an Oscar
And screaming blue murder at newly weds
Who knows what goes on in her pretty little head
Who knows what goes on in her pretty little head
Who knows, who knows
Who knows what goes on in her pretty little head
Who knows what goes on in her pretty little head
You talk like a fish in nonsensical bubbles
Then blow the word bitch through your smoke ring
You cause only trouble, you bring only suffering
Just get in the spaceship and stop bleeding
Who knows what goes on in her pretty little head
Who knows what goes on in her pretty little head
Who knows, who knows
Who knows what goes on in her pretty little head
Who knows what goes on in her pretty little head
Why do you never sing in church on Sundays?
Why won't you ever go all the way?
You're floating towards heavenly hell
Hanging from the rafters like a church bell
You're light years away from reality
Lonely, lost in a white Russian galaxy
Who knows, who knows, who knows, who knows
Who knows what goes on in her pretty little head
Who knows what goes on in her pretty little head
Who knows what goes on in her pretty little head
Who knows what goes on in her pretty little head
Who knows what goes on, who knows what goes on
Who knows what goes on, who knows what goes on
Who knows what goes on, who knows what goes on

Teradactols take on the helicopter gunships.
Brace yourself, this is the appocolypse.
Two worlds colide, two worlds colide,
in a blaze of black and white the moon explodes in the dark, dark, dark night.
See this cave, see this canyon,
see this black hole, see this casm.
See the storm brew, feel the Earth move,
take a quantum leap with all the other freaks.
It's not easy being weird in a world with no idea how.
(?) (?) more therapy.
Throw down your... oh, sorry, how stupid of me.
'Til kingdom come, 'til my time on Earth is done.
In a blaze of black and white the moon explodes in the dark, dark, dark night.
See this cave, see this canyon,
see this black hole, see this casm.
See the storm brew, feel the Earth move,
take a quantum leap with all the other freaks.
It isn't easy being weird in a world with no idea how.
Teradactols take on the helicopter gunships,
Teradactols take on the helicopter gunships,
Teradactols take on the helicopter gunships,

Only when I know
You are impossible
More so than the arrival of a little fat Greek
With bow and arrow
Only then can this old dog get up and go
To where there's no tomorrow
Just the answer no
Just the answer no
Everything's so big, colossal
Everything's so big, big, big, colossal
Don't expect I'll reach thirty
If this is life on earth, hasta la vista
Still waiting to be collected from lost property
Forsaken and stripped of dignity
Attractive head seeks giulotine
Ready now to face the great unknown
Happens to the best of us I know
Everybody loves a crisis
Everybody loves, loves, loves a crisis
The meaning of the word
Is no joke
Left my suicide note
By the tv remote
Still waiting to be collected from lost property
Forsaken and stripped of dignity
Attractive head seeks giulotine
Ready now to face the great unknown

Born loser. Born free, with two left feet.
Born stupid. Born drunk. Born different,
To my fellow earthlings.
Born beneath that wondering star,
Though I don't feel alone (though I don't feel alone)
Way out where the ocean meets oblivion.
On a seat beside the pretty girl
On the bus back home (on the bus back home)
Born frightened, born scared, born in despair.
Born writer that time forgot.
Born out of sin... with my fellow robots.
Swore I'd never get this far, though I won't give up hope
Won't ever give up hope.
Way out where the ocean meets oblivion.
Drunken conversation, vicious undertone.
When you passed your stop three quarters of an hour ago,
On a seat beside the pretty girl on the bus back home.
I won't, I won't, I won't,
I won't feel alone,

Someone’s crying Lord, someone’s crying
Someone’s in trouble Lord, someone’s in danger
Someone’s on their last legs Lord, someone’s on the way out
Someone’s been totaled Lord, someone’s been smoked
Someone made the finest apple pie
This side of the after life
Someone’s never reached the big 30
How could you let her go
How could you let her go, oh silent one
Someone’s crying Lord, someone’s crying
Someone who meant something to me Lord, someone I needed
Someone came along Lord, someone stopped me in my tracks
Someone’s been butchered Lord, someone’s not coming back
Someone made the finest apple pie
This side of the after life
Someone never made it through their teens
Still you failed to intervene
Still you failed to intervene
Oh silent one
Someone gargantuan Lord
Someone titanic
Someone of substance Lord
Someone of granite
Someone’s no longer Lord
Somebody’s had it
And where was your magic Lord

For you my feather
The war is over
Six shoulders divide your six stone
Jesus Christ the coward
Only lasted 40 days,
My baby went all the way
Everything's funny when
the reaper is lost in your neighbourhood
Now your cortege awaits outside the gates
You're going to hell's kitchen
I'll see you in a couple of hours' time
It's a perfect day to kiss the earth goodbye
You are the perfect reason why
I won't be far behind
I'm under the next train out of here
It's a perfect day to kiss the earth goodbye
You are the perfect reason why
In the last few days you were
full of the joys of emptiness
You build a desert in your kitchen
Jesus Christ the coward
Only lasted 40 days
My baby went all the way
Everything's funny when
the reaper is lost in your neighbourhood
Now your cortege awaits outside the gates
You're going to hell's kitchen
I'll see you in a couple of hours' time
It's a perfect day to kiss the earth goodbye
You are the perfect reason why
I won't be far behind
I'm under the next train out of here
It's a perfect day to kiss the earth goodbye
You are the perfect reason why
Are you happy now?

for endless possibility
for food inside my belly
for hands that do as I say
for the beached whale that sings underneath my atlantic duvet.
for never giving up
for something approaching happiness
for ben & jerry's icecream
for the one woman in a thousand who's got a thing for guys with missing front teeth
I thank my luck star
I thank my luck star
I thank my luck star
for landing on the moon
for fairy tale in new york
for two world wars
sixty years on and we all seem to have conveniently forgotten
we must
thank our lucky star x6
when all is said and done
we are not worthy
of this world we do our damndest to destroy
but it's not ---
there is still time
to repent
for several thousand years of talking nonsense

When your eyelids flicker, and liquor is your oldest friend.
When you dream of silence, silence on which life depends.
When the full moon won't leave you alone,
Watches you stagger all the way home,
Stares in through your bedroom window.
Love, love, love.
Love, it comes in strange disguises.
All through the night... I was seventeen again.
Love, 'til requiem aeternam.
When I feel her heartbeat... boom.
When she tells me secrets, secrets of the witching hour.
When the full moon's there all afternoon,
All smiles when your lips turn blue,
Back flips when they try to revive you.
Love, love, love.
Love, it keeps the goldfish swimming.
Saw Basic Instinct
When I was seventeen years old.
Love. Still got the scars to show.
I need you like a Siamese twin,
I feel you like a broken wing.
Like floating down from outer space,
Like falling on to helicopter blades.
Happiness is possible, just keep rolling the snowball up the hill.
Love. Concentrate on survival,
Your ship will come in, just keep on stumbling.
Love, towards requiem aeternam.
Love, 'til requiem aeternam.

Currently residing in the 'Where are they now?' file
Burnt out and in denial
Throwing shapes at the mirror with your hairbrush
Singing along to 'Ever Fallen In Love' by The Buzzcocks.
End up working in the Domino's Pizza, shades on, incognito.
Turned down for the manager's position for carrying on
Where the Fonz left off, in the Sixties.
They're freaking me out... vultures are circling now.
The end of the world, it's only the end of the world.
There's no need to start freaking out.
Last seen holding up a Seven Eleven, strung out, dishevelled.
They could tell it was a water pistol, the cops turned up

Isobelle remember how it used to feel
Isobelle remember how it used to feel
Isobelle...
Done something real bad this time,
Practically signed my own death warrant
She was staring right at me burning my eyelashes
Just the two of us left in this rusty old tub
Neither overjoyed to be out of love
Takes one black cloud to spoil the bright day
I was the black cloud, she was the bright day
Isobelle remember how it used to feel, feel, feel, feel
You and I are not those screaming animals
With yellow jealous eyes
And not the decoration of the battle last night
When we wake up in the morning both at opposite ends
Wake up in the morning both at opposite ends
Isobelle...
You look so good I want to see hundreds and thousands of you
Crawling through the desert like a crusade of half dead blue bottles
Our brains leave their skulls
Walk the type of a rabbit in their headlight stares
Melted together like pink and white marshmellows
Yeah I was a fool, yes you were a fool
But who can name a penny who has not been in the pocket of a fool, of a fool, of a fool
Isobelle remember how it used to feel, feel, feel, feel
You and I are not those screaming animals
With yellow jealous eyes
And not the decoration of the battle last night
When we wake up in the morning both at opposite ends
Wake up in the morning both at opposite ends
It's hardly the stuff of legend
I ask the questions
Get down off your broomstick and sweep the floor
Sometimes I think you could be more
Than just a punchbag with lipstick on
When I'm half baked and the red mist is gone
I see you lying there and wish that it could always be this way
That I could die this day
You always lying there, me always half baked
Without a care in the stupid world
Without a stupid world to care about
Isobelle remember how it used to feel

The Hunt for Red October... ain't over
Tornado Alley relax.
The nightmare they call Summer
Ain't coming this year or the next.
CHORUS:
On a mission, Mission Impossible.
What if you don't come back?
Will I still be your man? (x4)
You should have seen the other canine
If you think I look beat up...
From one dog to another hound,
This is more than puppy love.
CHORUS
When Armageddon comes, when time begins again,
Will you still work the earth; will I still be your man?
When there is no more us, when everything is dust?
When there is no more us, when everything is dust?
Will I still be your man? (x4)

If she gets a black eye, I want a black eye
If she gets a splinter, I want a splinter too
If she gets a disease, I want a disease
If she goes tripping, I go falling over
We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid
Everything she say I was thinking anyway
We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid
Everything she say I was thinking anyway
If she like Gordons, I like Gordons
If she likes the black stuff, I like the black stuff too
If she gets scabies, I want scabies
If she goes tripping, I go falling over
We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid
Everything she say I was thinking anyway
We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid
Everything she say I was thinking anyway
If your momma could see you know
What would she think of her boy?
What would she think of her boy?
We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid
Everything she say I was thinking anyway
We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid
Everything she say I was thinking anyway
We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid

Wanna start again, be a kid again,
'Cause baby I'm not that person you pretend.
CHORUS:
Damn girl gone loop,
Loop a loop a loop.
Loop a loop a loop a loo.
Damn girl gone loop,
Loop a loop a loop.
Loop a loop a loop a loo.
Wanna start again, wanna change my name,
'Cause baby I'm not an angel
You cannot be saved.
CHORUS
Just like Hamburger Hill...
Throw another small child on the fire.
I'm trying to build an empire.
One steps forward, baby, two steps back,
Moonwalking beneath that harlot's flat.
Damn world gone loop,
Loop a loop a loop a loop a loo.
Damn world gone loop loop a loop a loo,
Loop a loop a loop a loo.
As we fall through the hoops
Going loop a loop.
As we fall through the hoops

We take no prisoners, leave nothing, only ghosts.
Now everybody knows,
We take no prisoners, leave nothing left alive.
Don't understand who I am or how it all began.
CHORUS:
Send in the couch potatoes,
Lowest common denominators.
Bring down the hit parade,
Send in the Light Brigade.
We are not alone; there was footprints in the snow,
Now everybody knows,
We are not alone, there was sightings of UFOs...
Don't understand who I am or how it all began.
CHORUS
Jerusalem, Nazareth, Paris,
Houston, Mexico City, Berlin, Madrid.
Burn down all your cities, your precious cities
Will be destroyed.
Send in the Light Brigade (x4)

We're just a bunch of buffalos
Getting slaughtered
We're all Red Indians
We love firewater
We're just a bunch of buffalos
Getting slaughtered
We're all Red Indians
We love firewater
You can call me Fred Flintstone
Tarzan King of the jungle
I guess I was a little prehistoric pumpkin
At your place this afternoon
I guess you just weren't interested
In getting drunk and trying to start a baby boom
We're just a bunch of buffalos
Getting slaughtered
We're all Red Indians
We love firewater
You can call me Fred Flintstone
Tarzan King of the jungle
I guess I was a little prehistoric pumpkin
At your place this afternoon
I guess you just weren't interested
In getting drunk and trying to start a baby boom
You can call me Fred Flintstone
Tarzan King of the jungle
I guess I was a little prehistoric pumpkin
At your place this afternoon
You can call me Fred Flintstone
Tarzan King of the jungle
I guess I was a little prehistoric pumpkin
At your place this afternoon
I guess you just weren't interested
In getting drunk and trying to start a baby boom
No one said it?s gonna be easy darling
It won?t get better
No one said it's gonna be hard

Seven different girls, seven different times I cursed myself,
always scared the real one might arrive.
Seven different times, seven diffrent nights I hated myself,
always scared that the real one might just appear.
I come in two halves,
really good and really bad.
I come in two halves,
really good and really bad.
If you wanna see my happy side
better tell me that my girl just died.
If you wanna see my happy side
better tell me that my girl just died,
my girl just died.
Seven different Santas and seven different Grotos at the same time,
all scared that the real one might arive.
Seven different Gods and seven different churches at the same time,
all scared that the real one might just appear.
I come in two halves,
really good and really bad.
I come in two halves,
really good and really bad.
If you wanna see my happy side
better tell me that my girl just died.
If you wanna see my happy side
better tell me that my girl just died,
my girl just died.
Made the same mistakes again,
entered the lions den.
Learnt nothing down memory lane
only that we'll never change.
Made the same mistakes again...
If you wanna see the beast in me,
keep on talking and eventually
you will see the beast in me,
my girl just...
If you wanna see my happy side
better tell me that my girl just died.
If you wanna see my happy side
better tell me that my girl just died,
If you wanna see me fall apart,
if you wanna break my purple heart,
if you wanna see my happy side
better tell me that my girl just died,

On the street where I was born,
By the acorn tree where we first made love,
Legs akimbo, sunny side up,
I remember you buttercup.
Another muder mystery
Rock the neighbourhood
Rock the neighbourhood
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre don't compare to my disaster.
All goes strangely quiet
A gazillion of miniature violins
Gazillions of miniature violins
Breaking the silence, breaking the silence
All aboard the sinking ship
You sailed the thing I'll crack the whip
Let's have ourselves a scary trip
All aboard the sinking ship
On the street where I was born
In the alleyway where I saw the truth
All of us in Liverpool
Couldn't light a candle to you
All goes strangely quiet
A gazillion of miniature violins
Gazillions of miniature violins
Breaking the silence, breaking the silence
Life goes on don't fight it
Life goes on don't fight it
Life goes on don't fight it
Life goes on don't fight it
I know how it feels like to cost me the earth, christ
Take pleasure in the pain
Don't forget to go insane
I know how it feels like to cost me the earth, christ
Take pleasure in the pain

When the lights go out in the land of the free,
All that I have is a need, all that I need is unclear to me.
And it's all downhill once you learn how kids are made,
Even the dogs on the street have a little more dignity.
Hell... is a frozen lake... breaking up in spring, changes everything.
Don't close your eyes on me.
You can dream,
But everyday wake up again.
Don't slip away from me,
You can dream... but you can't have everything.
When you find yourself beyond the point of no return,
Think of the chances you missed, think of the years you were out of it.
As the limbo bar gets lower and there's less limboists.
Disaster stands on my doorstep, a Lucky Strike in her white lips.
Hell... is a crowded room.
Heaven's just got you... naked on all fours.
Don't close your eyes on me.
You can dream,
But everyday wake up again.
Don't slip away from me,
You can dream
But you can't have everything.
Through it all, never surrender.
And through it all, I'll never surrender.
And you can't stand up anymore.
Never surrender.
Don't close your eyes on me.
You can dream,

Wanted to go to the white fluffy
Clouds in a Bombay Sapphire coma
Been several shades of broken
Ever since I disowned her
I wanted to be with my woman
In a sensimilia haze
I wanted to go to the white fluffy clouds
And start the happy days
I was just a has-been, gone there, done that, got the T-shirt
She laughed when I told her, "I was seriously hurt"
She said, "Don't want your money, pain comes free
You hooked up with pain, when you hooked up with me"
Wanted to go to the white fluffy clouds
Utopia granted my wish
But when I looked under the blankets
I saw the legs of a fish
I wanted to be with my woman
In a sensimilia haze
I wanted to go to the white fluffy clouds
And start the happy days
I was just a has-been, gone there, done that, got the T-shirt
She laughed when I told her, "I was seriously hurt"
She said, "Don't want your money, pain comes free
You hooked up with pain, when you hooked up with me"
She said, "Don't want your money, pain comes free
You hooked up with pain, when you hooked up with me"
Don't want your money, pain comes free

All this talk about Adam and Eve
Doesn’t make much sense to this little piggy
When people start going ballistic
It’s just not cricket
All these words best left unsaid
Shoulda been said
Long time ago no question
When people start firing missiles
That’s not tactile
With all these germs about
Feel the hurt, feel the pain
Feel the bad vibrations
All this talk about love and peace
Doesn’t make much sense to this old soldier
When people start losing the handle
That’s my angle
All this mixed up chemistry
Leaves us feeling cold and empty
When people start causing trouble

"Children behave",
that's what they say when we're together.
"And watch how you play".
They don't understand,
and so we're
Running just as fast as we can,
holding on to one another's hand.
Trying to get away into the night,
and then you put your arms around me
and we tumble to the ground,
and then you say
I think we're alone now,
there doesn't seem to be anyone around.
I think we're alone now,
the beating of our heart is the only sound.
Look at the way
we gotta hide what we're doing,
'Cos what would they say
if they only knew?
And so we're
Running just as fast as we can,
holding on to one another's hand.
Trying to get away into the night,
and then you put your arms around me
and we tumble to the ground,
and then you say
I think we're alone now,
there doesn't seem to be anyone around.
I think we're alone now,
the beating of our heart is the only sound.
Running just as fast as we can,
holding on to one another's hand.
Trying to get away into the night,
and then you put your arms around me
and we tumble to the ground,
and then you say
All of a sudden I find myself hurtling through space
with only the taste of your lips as evidence
that I once battled against your chronic indifference.
When we couldn't go the distance I was left crippled,
dead sure of the outcome, you lose some, you get thrashed in some...
I think we're alone now,
there doesn't seem to be anyone around.
I think we're alone now,
the beating of our heart is the only sound.
I think we're alone now,
there doesn't seem to be anyone around.
I think we're alone now,

In violent rage,
in violent rage,
in violent rage,
in violent rage,
just can't get laid,
just can't get laid,
just can't get laid,
just can't get laid...
Allah was wrong.
Allah was wrong.
Jesus Christ was wrong,
Allah was wrong.
Allah was wrong.
Allah was wrong.
Jesus Christ was wrong,
Allah was wrong.
In future life,
in future life,
in future life,
in future life,
I wanna be a dog,
I wanna be a little Chiwawa.
I wanna be a dog,
I wanna be a little Chiwawa.
Allah was wrong.
Allah was wrong.
Jesus Christ was wrong,
Allah was wrong.
Allah was wrong.
Allah was wrong.
Jesus Christ was wrong,
Allah was wrong.
Josanna, Josanna, Josanna in the highest was wrong.
Josanna, Josanna, Josanna in the highest was wrong.
Josanna, Josanna, Josanna in the highest was wrong.
Allah was wrong.
Allah was wrong.
Jesus Christ was wrong,
Allah was wrong.
Allah was wrong.
Allah was wrong.
Jesus Christ was wrong,

I struggle to think of a beastier beast
than the beast I became
Gone to the pub in pyjamas and slippers again
Driven only by the Herculean desire
To fill my body with anything
that helps me forget it's a body in the first place
Gone to the pub in pyjamas and slippers again
Humankind, never stood a chance
Too scared to leave the house
Far from the madding crowd
Gonna be a fatcamp hero now
So began, the chronicles of man
This weak distorted thing
Evil and all that jazz
Came out of Africa
Follow the Yellow Brick Road wherever
the damn thing goes
Winter just hangs around,
like a smoker's cough of sixty years
Stumbling through a no-frills life with a chip
on my shoulder the size of an iceberg
Winter just hangs around like a smoker's
cough of sixty years
Human Kind, never stood a chance
Too scared to leave the house
Far from the madding crowd
Gonna be a fatcamp hero now
So began, the chronicles of man
This weak distorted thing
Evil and all that jazz
Came out of Africa
Does winter just hang around
Like a smoker's cough of sixty years
We go where the bad people go
Gonna be a fatcamp hero now
So began, the chronicles of man
This weak distorted thing
Evil and all that jazz

Ching ching, here comes the money
Ching ching, here comes the cash
Oh no, I won't be a minute
Oh no, I never come back
And it's getting dangerous now
All sorts of trouble is looming
Ching ching, here comes the money
Ching ching, here comes the cash
Ching ching ching, here comes the suffering
Ching ching here come the green backs
Ching Ching here comes the cash
Oh no I won't be a minute
Oh no, make a quick dash
And it's getting hard to stay straight
All sorts of danger is lying in wait
Ching ching here come the flashbacks
Crash, bang here comes the pain
We're invincible now
Look out
Here comes the suffering
That's all folks
May the best man lose
I'm on millionaire's row now

What ever happened to Tuesday, it's so slow.
Furious anger, found love in the big smoke.
Victorious evil up to it's usual no good.
In the beggining, life was all sweet talk in Bluebell Wood.
Silouettes of kids in fall
like little rabbits on the wall.
Moments that won't be forgotten, be forgotten, yeah...
Not that we don't care, not that we're not driven to distraction.
Death is our first love, killing our only passion.
Victorious evil up to it's usual no good.
In the beggining, life was all sweet talk in Bluebell Wood.
Sillouettes of kids in fall
like little rabbits on the wall.
Moments that won't be forgotten, be forgotten, yeah...
Moments that won't be forgotten, be forgotten, yeah...
Moments that won't be forgotten, be forgotten, yeah...
Moments that won't be forgotten, be forgotten, yeah...

I was looking for a fatal attraction in my life
I was hoping you were also.
I was looking for a little, little action in my life
I was hoping you were also.
Blowjob or nine to five,
Blowjob or nine to five,
Blowjob or nine to five,
Blowjob or nine to five,
Blowjob from nine to five.
I was looking for a close encounter in my life
I was hoping you were also.
I was looking for a royal rumble each and every night
I was hoping you were also.
Blowjob or nine to five,
Blowjob or nine to five,
Blowjob or nine to five,
Blowjob or nine to five,
Blowjob from nine to five.
Blowjob or nine to five,
Blowjob or nine to five,
Blowjob or nine to five,
Blowjob or nine to five,

Girl with a smile
Says to guy on his knees
Have you lost your mind
Or were you just dropped as a child
Guy who's had enough
Says to girl who's had enough
Might as well give up
The future would look better from above
And if you just don't get it raise your hand
An evil voice is giving us commands
Me and Dusty dance The Miserablist Tango
To Chopsticks badly played
On an out of tune piano
Girl who's seen it all Says to guy who's seen it all
Are we naturally unkind
Or haven't you noticed that
Something's wrong with our lives
Guy who's had enough
says to girl who's had enough
Might as well give up
The future would look better from above
And if you just don't get it raise your hand
An evil voice is giving us commands
Me and Dusty danced
The Miserablist Tango
To Chopsticks badly played

Tragedy rocks,
misery rolls,
disaster stands on my doorstep.
A lucky strike in her white lips.
On the other side
everything's strange and elusive,
everyone's stuck in the mud covered in blood
on a recent trip to Bollywood.
It was magnifico while it lasted,
it was kookee, as kookee could be
but everytime, look what happened,
darkness broke free.
It was magnifico while it lasted,
it was kookee, as kookee could be
but everytime, look what happened,
darkness broke free.
Been like forever
since last we made love,
let's get horizontal
before the future catches up.
Been like a lifetime
since last you were here,
I could eat you for breakfast sugar,
before the future disapears.
It was magnifico while it lasted,
it was kookee, as kookee could be
but everytime, look what happened,
darkness broke free.
It was magnifico while it lasted,
it was kookee, as kookee could be
but everytime, look what happened,

Though we seldom get annoyed
That's our choice
On this bad ass earth
On a scale of one to ten
Let's pretend
Life's a six or seven
Could have sworn that i was right
Over and over
Tornadoes are nothing compared to the power
The glory, the chaos, the nightmare recurring
Howling at the moon won't make it better
Idiots, animals, klutzes, buffoons
Philistines, sodomites, everywhere, everywhere
Howling at the moon won't make it better
When i looked into her eyes
I was surprised
To see signs of life
I'm her liver, I'm her lung
I bring this message
Have some fun
Could have sworn that I was right
Over and over
Tornadoes are nothing compared to the power
The glory, the chaos, the nightmare recurring
Howling at the moon won't make it better
Idiots, animals, klutzes, buffoons
Philistines, sodomites, everywhere, everywhere
Howling at the moon won't make it better
Don't leave me in this world
Life becoming, fast becoming
Broken, choked, hideous, insipid

When the lights go out in the land of the free,
all that I have is a need, all that I need is unclear to
And it's all downhill once you learn how kids are made,
even the dogs on the street have a little more dignity.
Hell is a crowded room,
Heaven's just got you
naked on all fours.
Don't close your eyes on me,
you can dream,
but you can't have everything.
Don't close your eyes on me,
you can dream,
but you can't have everything.
When the lights go out in Oxford, Missisipi,
all that I know self combusts, all that I see turns to
dust.
And it's all downhill once you reach the seventh grade,
even the dogs on the street know all your darkest
secrets.
Hell is a broken chair
on the bathroom floor,
dirty drunken whore.
Don't close your eyes on me,
you can dream,
but you can't have everything.
Don't close your eyes on me,
you can dream,

In a world gone loopty loo,
there's no room for me and you.
Under the influence of narcotics
my baby, my baby, she's got it.
What if it all goes wrong,
what if they never find a cure?
Evil,
Evil
I'm the only living boy,
you're the only living girl.
Under the influence of narcotics
my baby, my baby, she's a chronic.
What if it all goes wrong,
what if they never find a cure?
Evil,
Evil
What if it all goes wrong,
what if there is no known cure?
Evil
Then I see her face,
cold influcence.
And I see her face,
cold influcence.
Evil
Evil
What if it all goes wrong,
what if they never find a cure?
What if it all goes wrong,
what if they never find a cure?
I'm the only living boy,

I would like you to know
it was stupid of me
to not notice the world
on your shoulders.
I would like to say or so
it was wrong of me
to laugh when your skin
grew colder.
It was a black day in old Lasinoco
when I believed I could see through her eyes.
It was a black day in old Lasinoco
when I believed I could see through her eyes.
We hated each other
from the moment we met.
She was scared of the dark
I was black as a pot bellied pig.
It was sink or sink
It was kill or be killed
It was I'm going and you're coming
with me.
It was a black day in old Lasinoco
when I believed I could see through her eyes.
It was a black day in old Lasinoco
when I believed I could see through her eyes.
Lasinocoooo...
Lasinocoooo...
It was a black day in old Lasinoco
when I believed I could see through her eyes.
It was a black day in old Lasinoco
when I believed I could see through her eyes.
It was a black day in old Lasinoco
when I believed I could see through her eyes.
It was a black day in old Lasinoco

There's a swinger in the bar, over the kicked chair,
been hanging their since Tuesday, just don't mention Tuesday.
How d'you treat a stranger, how d'you keep her warm at night?
When all is said and done you know it's barely worth your while.
Loosing, loosing my hair.
Loosing, loosing my hair.
There's no two ways about it, this is the Grand Finale.
Peace talks in a cafe, just dont mention Tuesday.
Robbed of our sanity by that old chestnut vanity.
Lost in the lonely street you know it's barely worth your while.
Loosing, loosing my hair.
Loosing, loosing my hair.
Somewhere between the Zanzibar and the second coming;
We crossed the great divide with fortune on our side.
All through the night we drove by the ghosts of road accidents past,
women and children like half eaten apples on the roadside verge.
Falling, falling, falling ever closer to
We're falling, falling, falling ever closer to
And we're falling, falling, falling, falling, falling, falling, falling
We're falling, falling, falling ever closer to...
And we're falling, falling, falling, falling, falling, falling, falling








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