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Report: Golden Plains, Melbourne 2014 - Day 2

Golden Plains - Day 2

Golden Plains, Meredith, VIC

Sunday 9th March 2014

By Marcus Teague and Jake Cleland (Photos: Anthony Smith)

Read our Day 1 report here on TheVine.

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Marcus: Phone Note - "Good things come out in the dark. Don't let it push you down. Do good things." - Michael Leunig


I thought the folksy wisdom of author and cartoonist Michael Leunig was beginning to get away from him in the post-awake, pre-lunch "keynote" slot on Sunday morning, but he pulled his wobbly narrative together with the above kiss-off. Behind a lectern, shaggy grey bonce, and glasses, he seemed like a knowing professor of life. Judging from the applause, the morning's returning soldiers thought so too.

Jake: It's important to admit when you're wrong. If you read the New Oz Music column you know how I've felt about Hiatus Kaiyote (below), but I think I've rushed to misjudge them. On the record it still sounds like Centrelink hold music to me, and maybe everything in the arena of light jazz always will, but there's no denying the skill with which Hiatus Kaiyote ply their craft. Nai Palm belts her vocals on a Sunday morning after having taken a 5am flight from Adelaide, and sitting in the shade, softened and calm, it sounded ideal. But Hiatus Kaiyote don't particularly move me. No matter how much appreciation you have of technique, at least for me, it's hard to abide what lacks some inherently moving spirit. Something about music needs to lie within the realm of the miraculous, as someone much smarter than me once put it. There are chintzy elements of Hiatus Kaiyote's music which grounds it in the distinctly un-miraculous. And yet, as I watched them play I could feel the groove, and I wondered if one day I might hear what you all seem to. 

Marcus: I don't. I wanted to enjoy Hiatus Kaiyote and let their "neo-soul" explorations dazzle me in the lovely morning shade, but instead the band's set just bugged me. Like the worst of music-store, VCA workmanship, the group plugged through incredible feats of individual skill that studiously avoided good tunes. Perhaps they'd get more graft playing in the early evening, but in the lazy lull before the day's growing heat their set of run-on songs felt selfish and incompatible. (There's that scheduling ghost again.) Or maybe just, as a friend said: "Bit busy for me mate. I'm off."

Jake: Lying in the shade at Inspiration Point and listening to the music float from the stage is some of the most fun a guy can have without taking his clothes off. With refuge from the sun found beneath the pines, the flaxen tundra hosted its own kind of entertainment. 

Tall, skinny lads kicked a footy, another kid practiced his kung fu for what seemed like hours, and over the way a group had begun to gather for some mysterious purpose. Every now and then a cheer would ripple outwards but the wall of people meant nothing could be seen. I wandered over to see freaks of all stripes had formed a ring to watch someone hit a pinata, one called "the scrotum" in honour of its leathery, veiny appearance. Its attacker was any volunteer who was willing to put on a mask that appeared to be made from a mutilated rabbit carcass, and while the crowd threw plastic balls as both guidance and torture. I didn't stick around long enough to see it crack open but damn, that thing was tough. Some later speculated that it was full of drugs, but could you imagine someone spending thousands of dollars on such a thing for the entertainment of us freeloaders? At Golden Plains, you never really know. 

There was also the Ranga Parade. I wandered over to see a guy spraying sunscreen at a ring of onlookers gathered around the Red/Pink Tree at the Amphitheatre. Dozens of redheads were standing defiantly beneath the sun's cruel gaze in a moment of solidarity. A photographer friend came out of the crowd: "That was incredible," she said. These things happen and you have to be in the right place at the right time or they're missed completely, but then it's their spontaneity that makes them as singular as they are. 

Marcus: Seekae were a blazing highlight of Golden Plains in 2012, despite (or because of) not starting until deep in the morning at 1:40am. That year their set felt like a real coming out; a blitzkrieg of a light show introducing their then new-found confidence as a festival act. Here at 4pm they seemed hung out to dry in a no-man's land. It didn't make them any less great but it sure diluted their usual eerie presence. Having drummer Alex Cameron step up to the front to sing on a selection of new tunes from their forthcoming third LP gave their spectral glitch a welcome New Romantic vibe, and by set's end there almost felt a grand chill in the baking heat. Still, was it as good as their arvo promotional video? Not sure.

There's always regret. WTF was I doing that was so important as to miss the majority of Japanese funk band Osaka Monaurail? Giddy in their snazzy suits and bastard funk/rnb/disco, at set's end the 9-piece seemed to have made that kind of first-kiss connection with the Amphitheatre that should see them return asap. Dear Neko Case: maybe it was just the hands on my back and the late sun on the bare soles of my feet, but your set forged an intimate connection; at least between the generous hippie chick in the massage tent and the oil on and in my rhomboid major muscles. Non-standing-in-front-of-the-stage musical highlight by a dreamy mile. 


Back in the land of the living and Tim Rogers' husky voice led You Am I (above) down the trenches and finally to glory as the sun set. Things seemed to be sinking during a ragged 'Get Up' and a dirge version of 'Heavy Heart' that was subbed in for what might have been a sing-a-long to the pastoral original. But then a run of classics in 'Mr Milk', 'Cathy's Clown', 'Good Mornin'' and the inevitable 'Berlin Chair' coalesced into a victory for the home team. The moment was nearly marred when a shoe was flung at Rogers in the outro, the singer grabbing it and smashing himself in the head with it a bunch of times, as if to say "You fucking fuck: who are you to take this moment from me?", before storming off stage ahead of the band. I was with him on that one.

Jake: Public Enemy. A turn in the tone. Suddenly, an entire festival, poised for the headliners, were radicalised by the rage and fury of Chuck D and Flavor Flav. With the exception of a couple attempts to get everyone to whip out their phones and go to publicenemy.com/free for some terrible promo stunt, age has done nothing to diminish Public Enemy's energy. Surrounded by a live band decked out in army fatigues, the two led the crowd through their revolutionary chants. It had the same rare feeling as Chic's set at Meredith: I knew I would never see Public Enemy like this again, but boy do I still wish I could. 

Marcus: I really thought Public Enemy (above) might be a disaster. A 27-year old rap crew with nothing resembling a hit in the last 23 years - a time period that coincides with one of their frontmen, the notoriously unreliable Flav, being in and out of jail on drug, domestic violence, and firearm charges. But you know what? They owned Golden Plains. A huge crowd amassed to witness Chuck D arrive on stage with the still hilarious/awesome S1Ws and full live band, including DJ Lord on decks. Finally Flav appeared with a speech about the Hall of Fame having his clock and so he's not wearing a clock and then only j/k there's his clock and we're off.

Turns out that being ahead of the curve twenty years ago makes you sound entirely relevant today; 'Don't Believe The Hype', '911 Is A Joke', a snippet from 'Welcome To The Terrordome', a fantastic 'Bring The Noise' (which had the crowd outright bouncing) and 'He Got Game' all transformed the scene. Chuck even seemed a little swept up in Flav's horrible social media plugs ("Be smarter than your dumb ass phone. [Pause] Go to rapstation.com and tweet.") but the pair's indelible chemistry and commitment to giving great show survives all these years. (As does the Bomb Squad's ageless production. And the overall slightly unhinged quality of the men on stage.) That they saw fit to bring it to Golden Plains was a highlight for the ages.

Phone Note [Discussion]: "Is his clock really big enough, though? Does an older man need a smaller clock?"

Jake: The consensus seems to be that Cut Copy (below) have slipped with their latest record. Yet with the collective consciousness of the audience surging with every word of 'Hearts On Fire', critical thought was banished in favour of some kinda universal peace. I wasn't up the front this time, instead just below the third lantern on the left, and at least from here the mood was jubilant without restraint. A friend introduced me to someone there and we shook hands and he said, "Hey, it's great to meet you. It's great to be here on Earth with you. We're all a part of humanity, of the same sentience, and for that I love you." It flowed out of him without pause as if he'd known this truth his entire life. It was so loud, though. How could I have possibly heard all that? Did I imagine it? It's so vivid in my mind though, and I remember smiling and having nothing to add, saying only, "Yes, I completely feel you."



Marcus: And/or: they closed with 'Lights & Music'. They could come back forevermore and flail about in front of that one tune and everything would be just fine. [Program: 1.40am - 1.44am - Cut Copy play 'Lights and Music', as is annual tradition.] See? Fine. Cut Copy work hard so you don't have to, and sometimes you need to be on a field at 1am to be reminded of that. Just as well too, because Mark Pritchard led us towards the rabbit hole. Like his set I saw at Dark Mofo last year, Pritchard began with woofy, dark stabs and loping brass blasts (hello Kanye's 'Blood On The Leaves') before sending things down busy jungle and drum n bass avenues. Light and shade in quick succession. Do I deeply regret not sticking around for Tornado Wallace at 3:30am? Yes I do



Jake: 4:55 on Monday morning. The crowd had thinned and suddenly for the first time all weekend it was like everyone I knew was lit up, illuminated in their twos and threes. Racing to the front to jump up and down, we had to squeeze the most out of the second wind with minutes to spare. Whatever disco track Wallace was spinning felt rapturous. In that moment there was nothing left to fear. Finally the PA thumped its last beat and then silence. We hugged and high-fived and clapped and cheered, punched the sky in celebration for making it through to the end. Even writing about it now I can feel the quiet sadness; winter would be upon us soon. There was no more Golden Plains to anticipate. 

Life is sometimes brutal in confusing and uncontrollable ways and makes children of everyone foolish enough to attempt it. Due to a recent series of personally devastating events spanning from last Meredith, this weekend stood on the slick precipice of irrepressible sadness for me. And yet: Golden Plains is the kind of place where one can not only distract themselves from a frightening reality but begin to confront it, too. 



I was talking to this girl on Sunday night while dancing between sets. She was dressed up in incandescent silver, looking spectacular in the literal sense. She said, "What's so great about Plains is you can come here and you can be whoever you want." Not to escape yourself, but to decide who you are - to take total agency over your identity and maybe have those around you accept it as they acknowledge that same belief in themselves. Maybe we won't all go home and continue to dress like we've bathed in the remains of thousands of shattered disco balls but, hell, if we could find the confidence to be ourselves here, maybe one day we could begin to do it there too.

You might think this the effluvial, gushing quality of a victim of too many uppers. Hey, it's just a music festival, isn't it? And maybe it is naive, but reflect with me on the idea that something as mundane as a few folks getting together to watch folks pluck strings and tap things makes the world, in all its infinite confusion and capacity for hurt, seem equally capable of inspiring something as revolutionary - and in such seemingly short supply - as love for one another. 

We could talk about how that's why Golden Plains and Meredith are the most consistently-attractive festivals in this condemnable era for live music, but let's instead consider that it's also why they are the most unforgettable. Nothing more than a music festival, nothing less than the realm of the miraculous, indeed.

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