Moltz

Moltz ‏@Moltz 9 t

@jimray BAAAAAAAAAARF

Moltz ‏@Moltz 9 t

Wait, did I write Apple’s SSL code? Guys, I think maybe I wrote it. It seems like something I’d do. Too many “goto fail”? That’s classic me.

Moltz ‏@Moltz 13 t

@counternotions Now for a post on Medium about how this proves misandry is the real problem.

Moltz ‏@Moltz 15 t

@matthewbaldwin Pride goeth before a splash.

Moltz ‏@Moltz 16 t

@ryanmcgowan @lexfri @dayoneapp Cool! Another satisfied customer.

Moltz ‏@Moltz 22. feb.

@tomcarmony Hope not. Poor guy is miserable.

Moltz ‏@Moltz 21. feb.

@ldunlop I FOLLOW TOO MANY PEOPLE. This is a problem.

Moltz ‏@Moltz 21. feb.

Phew. Sonos to the rescue. Faith in technology restored. Blue pill swallowed. “Get up in the morning, look in the mirror…”

Moltz ‏@Moltz 21. feb.

3 GB of digital music on my smartphone and not one song by Hall & Oates. What dark, dystopian future of my own devising is this?

Moltz ‏@Moltz 21. feb.

@shanecyr You know what you did.

Moltz ‏@Moltz 20. feb.

@texburgher You’re good at running and tweeting.

Moltz ‏@Moltz 20. feb.

@darth Shortly before the cavity search.

Moltz ‏@Moltz 20. feb.

@CcSteff @rynbtmn “It’s the spoon for you, you little dickens!”

Moltz ‏@Moltz 20. feb.

@thomasqbrady @jsnell GOOD HOMES ONLY

Moltz ‏@Moltz 20. feb.

@rynbtmn Good to hear.

Moltz ‏@Moltz 20. feb.

@jsnell You’ve been trying to sell them on Etsy for four years.

Moltz ‏@Moltz 20. feb.

Do you ever wonder how things are going in the original Star Trek universe? Does it ever wake you up at night? Do you make little dioramas?

Moltz ‏@Moltz 20. feb.

If there’s a more annoying political email than a campaign asking you to sign a politician’s birthday card then let’s just try anarchy.