Shock Jock

Radio station CHAT-AM was once the 'king of the AM airwaves', then came FM, and the slow demise of the AM band as the home of the DJ. CHAT-AM's status as the number one station began to slip as listeners switched to stereo and, by the beginning of the '80s, the station was up for sale and fading fast. But then, the tide turned. AM Radio discovered talkback, an anonymous buyer discovered CHAT-AM, and CHAT-AM discovered Barry Gold. The thinking listeners were coming back to AM in their droves... as long as the Jocks were telling them what to think, and the listeners were listening to the sound of their own voices.

Cast

• Matthew Dyktynski
• Sancia Robinson
• Michael Veitch
• Tom Budge
• Tim Ferguson
• Rod Mullinar
• Tiriel Mora
• Cassandra Magrath
• Greg Stone
• Stephen Kearney
• Lesley Baker
• Reg Gorman
• Cameron Harris
• Alex Menglet
• Kate Gorman
• Wayne Hope
• Annie Jones
• Mark Oddie
• Darren Hassan
• Elise McCredie
• Vic Plume
• Alice Garner
• Syd Brisbane
• Stan Yarramunua
• Matthew Quartermaine

• Season 1
• Episode 1: The Price of Gold
  Australia:1 April 2001...
• Episode 2: It's Not What You Know
  Australia:8 April 2001...
• Episode 3: Exposure
  Australia:15 April 2001...
• Episode 4: Where the Wild Things Are
  Australia:22 April 2001...
• Episode 5: Mein Diary
  Australia:29 April 2001...
• Episode 6: One for the Road
  Australia:6 May 2001...
• Episode 7: Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep
  Australia:13 May 2001...
• Episode 8: Who Loves You Baby
  Australia:20 May 2001...
• Episode 9: Money for Nothing
  Australia:27 May 2001...
• Episode 10: Dead to Air
  Australia:3 June 2001...
• Episode 11: The Power Rush
  Australia:3 June 2001...
• Episode 12: The Real Thing
  Australia:17 June 2001...
• Episode 13: Cops and Dobbers
  Australia:24 June 2001...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Going for Gold
  Australia:10 June 2002...
• Episode 2: Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
  Australia:10 June 2002...
• Episode 3: Heaven Must Be There
  Australia:13 June 2002...
• Episode 4: Will Power
  Australia:13 June 2002...
• Episode 5: Give Him Enough Rope
  Australia:20 June 2002...
• Episode 6: Vive la différence
  Australia:27 June 2002...
• Episode 7: The Chat-A-Van
  Australia:4 July 2002...
• Episode 8: What Goes Up
  Australia:11 July 2002...
• Episode 9: Top Security
  Australia:18 July 2002...
• Episode 10: Jingle All the Way
  Australia:25 July 2002...
• Episode 11: Aggravation of a Nation
  Australia:1 August 2002...
• Episode 12: The Common Touch
  Australia:8 August 2002...
• Episode 13: Looking Out for #1
  Australia:15 August 2002...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Shock Rock - T Rex
• Shock Rock - Marc Bolan and T. Rex
• Chick Joke - Kathy Mar
• Shock Shock - Biffy Clyro
• Check 1, 2 - EPMD
• Check 217 - Pax 217 (Pax217)
• Check 217 - Pax 217
• Chugga-Chugga - Junip
• Shock Rock - Marc Bolan

Oh baby, pretty baby, oh baby your my girl,
Oh baby, pretty baby, oh baby your my, your my girl
If you know how to rock, you don't have to shock,
If you know how to rock, you don't have to shock.
If you know how to rock
You don't have to shock.

Oh baby, pretty baby, oh baby your my girl,
Oh baby, pretty baby, oh baby your my, your my girl
If you know how to rock, you don't have to shock,
If you know how to rock, you don't have to shock.
If you know how to rock
You don't have to shock.

It was the regular Tuesday luncheon
The ladies had raised a glass or two
And the talk was a little louder
And the gossip fairly flew
When a tall and beautiful
Blue-eyed blond young man
Sat down nearby
And every single lady
At the table... gave a sigh
But there was one who kept on staring
Just like a dieter at cake
And her friends tried to ignore her
Sure it was a big mistake
Till the gorgeous blond Adonis
Met her eyes and made her blush
And when he'd walked on over
Started speaking... in that hush
If you have a hundred dollars
And you will give that sum to me
I will do whatever thing you ask
No matter what it may be
No matter how strange or kinky
No problem perverse, or just absurd
With only this one condition
You must say it... in three words
The lady pulled out a crisp new bill
As she thought of what he said
And laid it on his open palm
Like a blanket on a bed
And the whole damn restaurant
Held it's breath
As still as any mouse
And in that silence she spoke these words

Well you scratch and you scratch 'til your face comes away
Replaced by a hole a vortex just waiting to play
I commend you violence
Well I enter a cave with my wrists sticking out
The soles of my feet worn down to a dusty mess
I'll stay numb to these accidents
Well you talk and you talk like you trying to shock me
I don't even know what the fuck we're still arguing about
Maintain my silence
You're a shame to your dad 'cause you're killing his days
Irresponsible life you've only yourself to blame
Maintain your friendliness
Well you talk and you talk like you trying to shock me
I don't even know what the fuck we're still arguing about
Maintain my silence
You're wondering why you're exhausted, exhausted from using these lies
I'm sure you'll regress again
Maintain your silence
I've been crippled by shock, shocked again
I'll continue to douse your violence
With kisses of hate and silence
I've been crippled by shock (shock, shock, shock, shock, shock)

[Erick Sermon]
EPMD.. Def Jam.. blazin..
Check it, uh-huh, YO
It's E-Dub on the microphone
My style be Elektra, I'm the male Syl Rhome
Homes, walk around with forty-four chrome
on safety, spike the mic in the endzone
This here ain't the average shit, you used to
Front, and automatic rounds, will shoot you
So knock it off, like Biggie Smalls said Duke you soft
Why you wanna fuck with the boss?
[Parrish Smith]
Where should I start? Breakin MC's or shatterin charts?
It's Diablo, PMD Mic Doc with the purple heart
The go-getter, getter, get wit 'er, hit 'er-split 'er
Front and back, and if she wit it, straight in the shitter
So heidi heidi heidi hydro, pack gats and ammo
+Funky Piano+, van like the fuckin ?tano?
with more cheese than Lambeau, more heat than Rambo
Break down dismantle when I scramble
Chorus: Erick Sermon (Parrish Smith) *repeat 2X*
I just get down, and I go for mines
Say check 1, 2 -- and run down the line
(Inclined to shine) with techs and (forty-four mags and nines)
Don't get too close because you might get shot
[Erick Sermon]
Uhh, yo, ey, and yo
EPMD, fuckin with us is bad news
Me and you got different views
What you might say is dope, I say's not
What I might call wack, you'll call hot
The best thing for you, is to think and hope
or get choked, and hung with +The Velvet Rope+
Cause you too theatrical, mess around
and end up smackin you, jackin you, attackin you
[Parrish Smith]
That's why it's crucial, so stay neutral to collect the cash
double beaucoup, just rippin up mics, is what my crew do
Whatever suits you, pull out the burner, fuck the shoot through
roadblocks and smear campaigns, with the two-two
or tech nine, that'll chew, through your waistline
I'm accurate, don't waste mine, spit on bassline
Run with the unseen potential to be on Dateline
I don't fake mine, you blaze crazy, while I pace mine
[Erick Sermon]
Yeah, now why y'all wanna mess with the vets?
We've been doin this shit, since _Dear Yvette_, check
I make shit that make you wanna smack your producer
and ice grill him, and make you wanna kill him dead
and walk around leakin, in the bed for the weekend
for playin with the last Mohican
?Madi gon? - that's fuck you in Puerto Rican
Keep quiet when you hear grown men speakin
[Parrish Smith]
Or get smacked, this ain't no game, the shit is serious
Delerious, that's how we leave cats and niggaz curious
The true legend, got caught shit you better call Kevin
Big like Dog 40 and the Dutch from the 7-11
I'm danger like Norris the Texas Ranger
The mic strangler, PMD, the fuckin _Head Banger_
Mo' skills fo' real for them cats that kill
Pump a nine on the reg behind penetentiary steel
Chorus

You better check yourself (check yourself)
Before you check on me (check on me)
Check the 217 (Rejoicing)
Come one the family (unity)
Ask me where I stand and what's my reason
Ask me what's my rhyme and who I'm pleasin'
Ask me why I love and why I'm breathin'
Ask me what's the time and the season
The times are changin' but my status stays the same
We all got the purpose and the purpose aint fame
The almighty Christ is my redemptive claim
People are created now on in the same
Universe come together
Servants comeer
Culture come together
Family come together
You better check yourself (Check yourself)
Before you check on me (Check on me)
Check the 217 (rejoicing)
Come one the family (unity)
Tell me where I stand and whats my reason
Tell me what's my rhyme and who I'm pleasin'
Tell me why I love and why I'm breathin'
Tell me what's the time and the season
I'd like to inform the humans are the norm
We all like to swarm but the curtain was torn
Outpouring of redemption
That sinks to the core open the door
Come one come rock the voices resound
Come one come rock
Check yourself

You better check yourself (check yourself)
Before you check on me (check on me)
Check the 217 (Rejoicing)
Come one the family (unity)
Ask me where I stand and what's my reason
Ask me what's my rhyme and who I'm pleasin'
Ask me why I love and why I'm breathin'
Ask me what's the time and the season
The times are changin' but my status stays the same
We all got the purpose and the purpose aint fame
The almighty Christ is my redemptive claim
People are created now on in the same
Universe come together
Servants comeer
Culture come together
Family come together
You better check yourself (Check yourself)
Before you check on me (Check on me)
Check the 217 (rejoicing)
Come one the family (unity)
Tell me where I stand and whats my reason
Tell me what's my rhyme and who I'm pleasin'
Tell me why I love and why I'm breathin'
Tell me what's the time and the season
I'd like to inform the humans are the norm
We all like to swarm but the curtain was torn
Outpouring of redemption
That sinks to the core open the door
Come one come rock the voices resound
Come one come rock

Jennifer Juniper lives upon the hill
Jennifer Juniper, sitting very still
Is she sleeping? I don't think so
Is she breathing? Yes, very low
Whatcha doing Jennifer, my love?
Jennifer Juniper rides a dappled mare
Jennifer Juniper, lilacs in her hair
Is she dreaming? Yes, I think so
Is she pretty? Yes, ever so
Whatcha doing Jennifer, my love?
I'm thinking of what it would be like if she loved me
You know just lately this happy song it came along
And I like to somehow try and tell you
Jennifer Juniper, hair of golden flax
Jennifer Juniper longs for what she lacks
Do you like her? Yes, I do, sir
Would you love her? Yes, I would, sir
Whatcha doing Jennifer, my love?
Jennifer Juniper, Jennifer Juniper, Jennifer Juniper
Jennifer Juniper vit sur la colline
Jennifer Juniper assise trs tranquille
Dort-elle? Je ne crois pas
Respire-t-elle? Oui, mais tout bas
Qu'est-ce que tu fais, Jenny mon amour?

Oh baby, pretty baby, oh baby your my girl,
Oh baby, pretty baby, oh baby your my, your my girl
If you know how to rock, you don't have to shock,
If you know how to rock, you don't have to shock.
If you know how to rock