cows - they're comin near me hope they don't see me they can't defeat me oh please don't eat me ! cows - won't give you butter if you pull their udder cows now longer have sad eyes they won't be served with fries they have no master they're comin faster they're sleeping in my bed they're stepping on my head ! moo!
It's true
I'm cautious
Feel blue
And nauseous
What's new
It's obvious
It's you
You're gorgeous
Cos' you pick me up the floor
I've never been so good before
You keep me going on
It's so pretty now
I can feel it
I'm not kidding ya
Can't conceal it
Ain't nobody else
Gonna feel it
I keep
Your distance
It's all
Delicious
If you're su-
Perstitious
Then I'll do
The dishes
Cos' you pick me up the floor
I've never been so good before
You keep me going on
It's so pretty now
I can feel it
I'm not kidding ya
Can't conceal it
Ain't nobody else
Gonna feel it
I'm on a mission
Don't need permission
What's new
It's obvious
It's you
I like cows, I think they're cute
Walkin' in their big cow suit
They give me milk, they give me cheese
They give me hoof and mouth disease
I like cows and that's no bull
Around the cowhouse, I got pull
If cream and butter ain't enough
She's got lots of udder stuff
Who gives me milk? Who gives me cheese?
Who gives me hoof and mouth disease?
I like to have my friends around
(But) I'll take cows when the chips are down
I dig the ducks down on the lake (quack quack quack)
They're fun to pet or roast or bake
They got no hair, and they got no teeth
Damp and fuzzy underneath
I think that worms are hard to beat
Got no ears and they got no feet
Pop 'em in the ice cube tray
Drop 'em and they ricochet
Who gives me milk? Who gives me cheese?
Who gives me hoof and mouth disease?
I like to have my friends around
Another ride - you got another place He's the one - yeah, he's the mercy case Another face - you're getting in the car All the world for one stinking bar You're a blank stare, a closed book, a red light You're sugar torch
She's alone - just like when she came in She was yours - she could be yours again Close your eyes and she's all over you No, you made it up - just like you always do She's a black smear, a flat line, a pack of lies She's sugar torch
When I drink, I ain't asking My conscience gets drowned I move in and harass it I make it my own She says unto me: Move over, leave me alone I don't care what you've done This thing's mono mono It's a monarchy - ask me
Well, I drool pretty flowers Pretend I don't mean no harm Soon she's in my powers I extend my arm Then she spoke unto me: Shut up and lay down on the floor Don't move, don't talk no more This thing's mono mono It's a monarchy - agreed
I don't know where I get off Why I can't play fair Then she cuts my head off Rolls it right down the stairs Then she says to me: Shove off and leave me alone It's too late, I can't help you now This thing's mono mono It's a monarchy - agreed
Then she says unto me: Move over, leave me alone I don't care what you've done This thing's mono mono It's a monarchy - ask me
A house with sign we all know:
Welcome, folks to come and go, give money,
Smiles and families grow
The lord says it shall be so
But two ... sound came crashing down
And hidious ruled all the town
The house was shut down
You're welcome here, but
Others are not welcome here
One voice said please come this way,
Another place, not very far
White walls and no faces painted
Underneath the moon and stars
Fat men smiling, bearded men
With blue eyes shining
... Human grace
Has nver been, nor will be
You're welcome here, but
Mother, I came out painful
Mother, I gave you grief
Mother, I gave you no relief
Mother, my mother
I love that bitch
Mother, you loved my artwork
Mother, you loved my wit
Mother, I sucked off of your tit
Mother, my mother
I love that bitch
Mother, you cleaned my throw-up
Mother, you cleaned my room
Mother, I came out of your womb
Mother, my mother
I love that bitch
Mother, you made my breakfast
Mother, you made my bed
Mother, without you I'd be dead
Mother, my mother
I love that bitch
Mother, I ate my boogers
Mother, I sucked my thumb
Mother, now I'm a fucking bum
Mother, my mother
I do what I do, I can't explain it
You did it too, you helped me make it
So spread 'em out, we all go sometime
There ain't no reason for them to accept it
Don't sit there looking all rejected
Lay down, lay down
Lay real still, until we're found
Nothing to do passive reception
Stayed in the dark still got detected
So whip it out we all go sometime
You know we both did exactly what they said
Wriggling, we got caught by the head
We came, we watched, we tried it
But we got caught
It's okay, we were wrong, but we tried
We lived it up, lived it down, now we lie
They'll forget how we look, how we sound
What's the use of talking, I'm finished again
Clean yourself up, I'm finished again
You heard what I said
What's the use of talking, I'm finished again
Everyone already knows what I am
Everywhere I go everything looks the same
And everyone says that I'm finished again
I have no more message to send
I have nothing left to defend
I can't keep my mouth shut and pretend
Cuz I'm all done, I'm finished again
My luck's all gone and so are my friends
And your love just feels like lead
It just reminds me of what I was back when
He was my friend, but what the fuck I slapped him down cuz it was fun I stole his girl, I knocked her up I had my fun
I'm allergic to myself
So, she kept the kid, went on the dole I took her checks, I spent it all Went in my lungs and up my nose She loves me so
I'm allergic to myself
Now the kid's a foul mouthed little brat Just like his dad - a fucking rat He hates his mom, he thinks I'm great What can I say?
I'm allergic to myself
Tyrannosaurus in the muck Gone extinct, don't give a fuck
Camouflage monkey Hide behind the trees Camouflage monkey Don't you bite the hand that feeds
Shoot the commies Burn the chinks He knows where to stick his dick
She got a break - who wants it? Then she lost it all - o' tragedy What can I say? I'd use it She wants to shoot She's heading home
If it's gotta go - she wants it She'll buy it up - you like that But she's seen a ghost - she's had it She shot out the light - it had to go
You want it all - go get it She'll give it up - it's all junk Pull up your pants - don't do that She wants to shoot - who wants it? She wants a shoot 'em up She wants to shoot 'em all Who wants a shot? She's heading home
Bum in the alley!
There's a bum in the alley Looking for a favor He sees your sister He's gonna rape her
There's a bum in the alley
There's a bum in the alley Looking for some wine If you don't give him yours I'll have to give him mine
Won't you please come back to me Back to eastern Tennessee Now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Throw your shit back in the truck Now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Come here! Hey you!
I'll tell you my sexy pee story, one time:
I was walking home that night
I heard her voice, she said...
So I went up to her house, scratched on the brown door
She let me in
It was dark, I saw her eyes
I felt a cold wind blow
She said, "Sit your ass down"
"We'll make us some weather - do it now!"
She squats over me, lifts up her dress
Then she goes like this...
So you no longer want me
You want to shove this horn up my ass
You want to slap these tattoos right off me
Well you can't, I'm a thirty four-sixer
Girl, please don't leave me, we're better than this
Oh it breaks my heart so, that whenever you
see me your face makes a fist
Look, I love you, I'm singing about you
Sit still and I'll show you some class
I'll play something nice we can grind to
It's gonna start slow and go fast
It's a homeopathic elixir
You say you can't date me, I already have a girl
Darling, please don't hate me, after all what
are two in a five billion world
I'm going to feel up to padre
I'm going to rassle a mountain
Then I will beat up an ocean
And wipe my ass with the sun
One night down on highway eight He's driving full of hate He's got a gun, he wants to mate
Her thumb was up He hits the gravel, pulls over and picks her up The ride is on They're both along for the ride
She's had some, she wants more She's free but she's nobody's whore She's got a knife, it's been used before
She was one the case You should've seen the look on his face The ride is on They're both along for the ride
He drives her down to Crooked Lake He moves in, it's getting late "Slow down kid this ain't a race"
Then they collide Two sacks of shit slapping in a mudslide The ride is on They're both along for the ride
A few minutes later and they're through She's nervous, he's nervous too It's time to do what they came to do
The couple down below I didn't really know They didn't get along They'd grab what they could throw They would start right after light It would go through half the night Why so, I didn't know But that was half the show
One day I'm sitting home She was out front in just her robe I thought I caught her eye I wasn't sure The day was going slow So I went down to say "hello" She said she could talk a while but then I'd have to go
She had to walk the streets So she could smoke and drink and eat If she didn't have the dough She didn't have a home
The drinks began to flow She moved over right up close Then we heard the phone She said, "Shit, you gotta go, he's coming home"
That night it woke me up I saw the cherries popping off Somebody'd called a squad I had to know They said he came out of nowhere And he'd found that I'd been there He spread her face around the place and then he run Now she's done
If you can lay eyes on it, it's mine If you can walk upon it, it's mine If you can come in here and put your hands on something, remember If there's something here to swallow, it's mine If there's something 'round to fallow, it's mine If you can hold it up and put it in your pocket Remember, it's mine
If there's something here you can blow up, it's mine If something here does make it go up, it's mine If you wanna come 'round here and help yourself to something, remember if you can latch onto it, it's mine If you can eat or screw it, it's mine If you're some commie scum who wants to share it all Remember, it's mine
HITTING THE WALL
I WOKE UP TODAY, THIS MORNING, I'M BLOODY, I'M BEATEN, I FIND THAT I HAVE BEEN ROBBED THEY TOOK MY SHOES, MY WALLET, I'M STILL DRUNK, I SAY "FUCK IT!" I GO TO MY JOB
THEN MY BOSS, HE FIRES ME FOR NO GOOD REASON NO REASON AT ALL HE SAYS "IF YOU COME BACK I WILL CALL A POLICEMAN" I'M HITTING THE WALL
SO I CALL HOME, SAY "DAD, I'M ROBBED, I'M FIRED, I NEED MONEY, I NEED MONEY BAD!" HE SAYS "THAT'S BULLSHIT! YOU'RE LYING! I KNOW YOU NEED MONEY? TOO FUCKIN' BAD!"
HE SAYS "SON, YOU GOTTA GET OUT THERE AND FIGHT, MAN! COMPETE AND STAND TALL" I SAY "DAD, THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH YOUR WHOLE DAMN WHITE MAN, I'M HITTING THE WALL"
SO I'M WALKING, THERE'S KIDS BEHIND ME THEY'RE LAUGHING, THEY THROW ROCKS AT ME I START RUNNING, THEY CHASE ME THEY'RE COMING, THEY'RE GAINING THEY'RE GONNA GET ME
NOW THERE'S NO ANSWER TO THIS I CAN THINK UP I'M TAKING A FALL SO I DUCK INTO A BAR, SIT BACK AND DRINK UP I'M HITTING THE WALL
THEN LATER THREE BIG GUYS, THEY POKE ME THEY WAKE ME, THEY SAY "BOY YOU'D BETTER PAY" I PULL OUT MY POCKETS, THEY DON'T LAUGH, THEY PUNCH ME THEY KICK ME, I'M OUT THE HARD WAY
You want your revenge, you want blood and guts
Someone took what's not his
Well that's homo, but that ain't sapient
Leave dumb dying to kids
I'm a scientist, I'm a modern man
I like my blood where it is
So I have no heart
I'm a chicken shit
Is that what you're trying to tell me?
Fuck that sacked/up scene, you don't have that gene
You want to go for a ride
When your ears get hot, whether right or not
I've always been by your side
Now you've evolved a mouth, you're evolved again
But I'm concerned for your mind
But this ain't no nature show
Fuck me if I won't go
Is that what you're trying to tell me?
Hey, you don't want to do it
That ain't your style
It's saliva of the fittest
It seems it's almost eight o'clock It's time to visit my friend Bob Pretty soon they'll lock him in In this hick town that is the law But I run, I make it there on time It's four dollars ninety, keep the dime I smuggle him home in the dark Bob's my best friend - that's no lie
My Bob, he always looks surprised My Bob makes me one of the guys My Bob, one friend who never lies My Bob, he can no longer see My Bob lost face to technology My Bob, he opens up to me My Bob, he's smarter than he looks My Bob gave better than he took My Bob, we kiss until I puke
My Bob is always cold to me But it is not because he's mean I always take him how he comes I have to cuz he's cheap Sir Bobs and I'm almost there My friends, they all want me to share They curse me as I throw him out But Bob's all mine, so I don't care
My Bob he's sitting right on top My Bob, can't see him 'til he pops My Bob, he's always in my thoughts My Bob, he takes the easy route My Bob, he slips into my mouth My Bob, he always knocks me out My Bob, he always makes me think My Bob looks better when I drink My Bob, he is the missing link
Every night I grab life by the neck
Drag it up ten flights of steps
And throw it naked upon the bed
What's it all about
It's my island
My friends all said that it's a dead end
But they got it all wrong, it's like a loose friend
I had some before, now I want it all
It's all just at my beckon call
All that walks and half that crawls
This is it and this is all
What's it all about
It's my island
I had it before I was a boyfriend
I had it before all the money was spent
I had some before, now I want it all
Sometimes I get the gift of gab
Then everything is up for grabs
Mr. Yahweh gets the tab
What's it all about
It's my island
This world ain't got a thing to show me
Ain't got a quarter of what it owes me
I had some before, now I want it all
I get up with the morning light
Grab the oyster, take a bite
And send it back if it ain't right
What's it all about
It's my island
This whole world is here to serve me
In actual fact it don't deserve me
You thought it out, you looked it up You tried to see what your place was Heard them talk, watched them watch Found that you weren't related
You were tracked, you were found You were fooled and you were baited But you had to go, you had to look You had to ask what their name was
Hey scoot over let me drive
Let's go wreck your old man's ride
Honk the horn let's scare old bags
Let's show off these bitchin' mags
There's a dog let's squish it good
Terrorize the neighborhood
On the highway drunk as shit
There's the pigs let's step on it
Hey scoot over let me drive
I wanna fuck this chick while I'm still alive
Shut your mouth or it's your ass
Slack door in the redhouse
Blue window in the redhouse
No light in the redhouse
Black dog in the redhouse
Driving through the wreckage of a maze of bones
You're talking to your mommy on the telephone
You say "Mother dear, can we please have some steaks tonight?"
While death is circling you just like a satellite
You're driving through disaster in your Cadillac
You're a fucking tourist
You've got your mind all twisted up just like a rope
Don't worry lf you buy on time you still have hope
You blast that rock-n-roll music into your ears
You're a rebel, you're a rocker--you're drunk on beer
You're driving through disaster in your Cadillac
You're a fucking tourist
You've wanted to kill yourself because you were so sad
It was the best goddamned idea that you've ever had
You had seen a dead dog lying on the road
Four billion corpses, they're all stone cold
You're driving through disaster in your Cadillac
There's...!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
Stay away from my keys
Stay away from my clothes
Stay away from my money
Stay away from my drug
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
Stay away from my sister
Stay away from my wife
Hey my wallet is missing
Somebody is going tonight
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
Shut that door!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
There's whitey in the woodpile!
As his sperm dripped from the rag
He felt used-used up-not so good
The Pictorial
He wondered what she'd look like in a bikini, or a nice dress
How she walked--why she'd done this thing
The Pictorial
He didn't think he'd like her too much-he wasn't too rich
She "liked older men" and "couldn't be tied down"
The Pictorial
She was plenty hot though, and she gave him a good stiff
So he shoved her under the mattress for later
The Pictorial
And he was feeling bad about this non-romance
So he shoved his thing back into his pants
And his sperm dripped from the rag
Weird kitchen
Owl-shit with little bones
Tracks thru the green stuff
Sewage on the snow
Weird kitchen
With star-spangled pots
Weird kitchen
Tarpits and vacant lots
My grandma buys me rubbers
My aunt's an Indian wench
The Isanti tribe grows old and dies
Roasting hot dogs on a bench
Weird kitchen
Roaches in the rice
Weird kitchen
I'm falling thru the ice
The new sperm keeps risin'
It's rasslin' with my guilt
I'm a caveman with a problem
Over all the bodies, over all the years
You were always there, I was always here
We've brushed off debris,
Now everything is clear
Now you are here, the doors are locked
Eureka! Fun Day!
When we are alone
I am not a pet, you are not a whore
And I'm not really bad, And you're not
Really cold
I had a dream and I woke up
I had a dream that we broke up
I rolled over to tell you
You were awake and you spoke up
You said "I have something to tell you
You know that I want you to trust me
And I swear that I'll always
Make all your dreams come true"
Love is like a lions mouth
I put my head inside it
I put my heart beside it
Nobody forced me to do it
It was a thrilling feeling
To feel the lion's breath
My head's a parliament, I've got a whole debate going They poke, they prod, they're picking on me I've got noise upstairs, I can't participate I'm gonna call the pigs on my own party
Am I a schizoid or a schizophrenic? When I ask my beam I'm both
I've got whistles, bells I've got a stock car race going What I thought's a stick is an automatic
When they gave out brains Yeah, I got screwed There's two kinds of fool I'm Both
My right brain shaves, my left wears a dress I'm a cop, a snitch, a dick, and asshole But the girl's approve, my friends all think it's great You see, I'm not nuts, I'm complicated
I shit outside I sleep in stores I'm between floors I'm both
My heads an empty lot It's easy to find a spot Any God damned thing can park there
It's twice the work And half the fun I'm formed, I'm done I'm both
They paint the walls And spray for bugs But it's in my blood I'm both
The doc says, "You! Who are you talking to? Hey!" I said, "Can't you see that I'm busy?" He shakes his head, and then he checks his watch again He yawns and writes out my prescription
I don't wanna do it But I need the money I can't keep a job Cuz I'm too fucking stupid So I'm in the alley And I'm through the window Yeah, this one is easy I see there's nobody around
Well, how did this happen? The whole place is empty There ain't nothing in there I hear the alarm Then I see the camera Then I see the spotlight And I know that I've put my foot in the bucket again
Yes, he was my best friend A long time and way back And he looks like shit so I invite him over But the next day he's back And he's got his duffel Then he's sleeping over The next thing I know he's moved in
I feel blind cause you're out there There's a crime happening somewhere I'm doing time and it ain't fair Hope you're crying, but you don't care
You said I wasn't enough So I went and called your bluff Now I'm outside standing in line
Well that's okay, I'm alright I'm just fine I got prospects, I got pride Don't need your sex Of course I'd come back if I could But I've been filed under "dead wood"
We make the same moves, the same sounds Why ever would we change it around? We're doing the obvious again
It's nice to watch you take it in You know repetition ain't a sin when We're doing the obvious again
He sits alone In the park Until after dark He sits there rocking back and forth He rocks alone While he talks Talk's to himself He's got a story that he likes to tell alone While he drinks, gets warm He might stink a little But he stinks alone He's got a right Cuz he walks alone It's hard now
Then he stands He does a dance A little jig He's spinning all around He spins alone While he shakes Takes a swig He stares into the sun He stares alone Don't wanna fight Don't wanna kiss Cuz what he has to do He has to do alone Cuz he's mad He's pissed He walks alone It's a hard row he hoes
He comes from the north Up in the woods It's understood He rode a bottle to city Rode alone Blank trip, bad shit Some passing car is wondering How he got alone Was it the law? Was it a chick? The answers sitting up inside his head alone Up in his dome Bone globe He walks alone
Red socks, plaid pants, stripped shirt The cops don't like his little dance "Are you alone?" "Where do you live?" "What did you drink?" "We're gonna throw you in the clink, Walks Alone" Then Walks pukes They grab his arms But he's quicker with his dukes He stands alone Cuz he's the chief He's a king He walks alone
My head is a helmet Yellowbelly, c'mon
My legs are pillars Yellowbelly, c'mon
My eyes are shields Yellowbelly, c'mon
Give it up, you're never gonna make it Don't even try You think it doesn't matter Cuz you're a nice guy
Load up the barrel Roll up the apparel Yeah come up and make bombs away Your McAlienation is contamination It's contamination to me
Talk it up It's a piece of fucking genius But it don't apply
Your pointy shoed science is just an appliance For all you to say "no" to me But it's all one plantation It's contamination It's a contamination to me
Pat my back First you call me "buddy" Then you attack But you're still bored With a pocket full of nothing That's just the facts
Load up the barrel Roll up the apparel Yeah come up and make bombs away Your McAlienation is contamination It's contamination to me
Hide your eyes Pretend it doesn't happen It might go away Laugh it up You can call 'em hicks and rednecks But you're gonna pay
Yo girl I love it when you make my asshole bleed That's when I get the shakes inside me
I'm shaking from your big bone I'm shaking in my colon I'm shaking in my back door I'm shaking all over
Yo girl I love it when you bend me over and do me free That's when I get the shakes inside me
I'm shaking from your big bone I'm shaking in my colon I'm shaking in my back door I'm shaking all over
Yo girl I love it when you make my asshole bleed That's when I get the shakes inside me
I'm gone I've lost sight I don't care I can't try Cuz I'm missing
I can't stay I've lost touch I'm washed up I'm not right Cuz I'm missing
I sold you what you needed You couldn't do without it Now you don't want to know me Don't want to talk about it
But you owe, you owe me You know, you know you owe me You'll never change How could you change?
I know what I latched onto And I know how it tore you Just come downtown to see me You know I'm always right there for you
Cuz you owe, you owe me You know, you know you owe me You'll never break You're starting to break
I saw you and him together I saw how he looks at you I saw you walk away Does he know what's eating at you?
I fucked a dog last night, Joan Baez I fucked a dog last night, Joan Baez No more drinking rum, Joan Baez Oh lord, Joan Baez
I shit a brick last night, Joan Baez I shit a brick last night, Joan Baez No more fucking rum, Joan Baez Oh lord, Joan Baez
Seems the votes are all in on my zen Stalin Now the tanks are rolling You've finally figured out that it's not all in your head You got a plan, you wanna be free If you think I'm gonna stop you then you don't know me Cuz I ain't got the strength, I ain't got the muscle So if you're gonna go then go man, go I've shown you what I've got, I told you what I know I'm blown
I hit the ol' sack with my thirteen pack My head's a whorehouse Got nothing in my pockets, I can't get out of bed I just want a hug, I just want a beer You wanna ride but I don't wanna steer Cuz I ain't got the strength, I ain't got the muscle So if you're gonna go then go man, go You're a little fast and I'm a little slow And I'm blown
You're looking awesome you're one curve blossom You want to talk some But I'm trying to watch the tube and you're getting in the way You still have your looks you still have your friends I got a bad poem, I guess that's where it ends Cuz I ain't got the strength, I ain't got the muscle So if you're gonna go then go man, go I'm doing all my tricks, I'm putting on a show But I'm blown
Today I saw my parents killed on TV But it makes no difference to me That's what I think, it's terrifique
Now I'm all decked out in my father's best And the dog's looking good in my mother's dress That's what I think, it's terrifique
All my friends they have me surrounded
All the same I'm not coming out
Though they try they cannot defeat me
Can't defeat me can't beat me
But I'm impressed
They all know that they're not invited
I won't leave while I'm breathing
It's my house
Mom and Dad when you read about this
Just remember I warned them
I first saw her sitting on the Ferris Wheel
That is when the rubber began to peel
I said "Cmon baby, let's go for a ride"
She said "Give me 20 bucks and you can come inside"
And that is when that bitch took me for a carnival ride
I saw her squat in the alley for to take a piss
I said "Excuse me ma'am, but don't I know you miss?"
She said "Hey you motherfuck, I never saw you before in my life"
But the way she wiped herself, we both knew that she was a liar
And that is when that bitch took me for a carnival ride
I went over to her house, I thought that we could talk
But she'd have none of it, she just told me to walk
She said "Hey asshole, I thought I told you to hit the road"
Then she laid across my lap and she said "hey, welcome home..."
You long You're longing for the past First time went by too fast Well you're wrong You're wrong about those times
You always take what's left behind You never seem to mind You always take what's left behind But you're never mine
Still got the clothes, still got the hair Got the records Could it all be for nothing Couldn't be, no way
You're home You're waiting on the line You think you're made of time Well he's gone He's never coming back Except to hit the sack
You always take what's left behind You never seem to mind You always take what's left behind But you're never mine
He doesn't want her He doesn't mean it No, how could he? After what he said last night Couldn't be, no way
You're on You're always on your guard You always try too hard I knock, you never let me in I won't be back again
One day my shrink told me to let it all out He got my oral fixation in the mouth
My teacher caught me signing my trout I ended up putting words in her mouth
Sick of that boss man, he had to go down He got what's coming in the mouth
My girl likes to travel, she wants to go south From the head waters down to the mouth
She made me see red like I was Mao Tse-tung When I got the red menace in my mouth
That God damned landlord, thrusting me out He got my notice in mouth
My old friend likes to talk It don't respect the clock Into my home it creeps To wreck me in my sleep It climbs, oh it climbs, it climbs All over me It climbs, oh it climbs, yes it climbs It climbs, the cold black vine It climbs on me
It leaves me all undone It does it just for fun Its roots break up my bones It won't leave me alone It climbs, oh it climbs, it climbs All over me It climbs, oh it climbs, yes it climbs It climbs, the cold black vine
Those uptown suckers They're all my pals They pinch my bags And they pitch my gal They drink my beer Then call me a fag They are tough guys Yeah, they a wags
Those uptown suckers Got smiling hands They steal my T.V. Then cheer my band They spend my money And I am glad They're here to make history That's the plan
Those uptown suckers They're taking turns They light things up Just to see what burns They know what's what Yeah they're just the right blend They dig their own graves And hop right in
