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They Surf with Patton Oswalt (2013)

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Policompañeros motorizados (2013)

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Esos maleantes no se patearán solos el trasero.

Bud Selig Must Die (2013)

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In the future federal chrono-regulations prohibits anyone from traveling back in time in an attempt to alter the present, but one man has a plan so crazy it might just work; Keep George W. Bush from becoming president by helping him become commissioner of baseball. All he has to do to carry out his plan is convince two clerks at ChronoCopy that Bud Selig Must Die.

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Ôgon o daite tobe (2012)

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F.A.L.T.U (2011)

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After barely making it through their Secondary School Certificate examinations, Ritesh Virani, whose father is a Kabadia, is unable to get admission in any college. He is not the only one though, his pals Pooja Nigam and Nanj Nair are also in the same leaky boat. They attempt in vain to secure admission through the father of their scholarly pal, Vishnu Vardhan. Then Ritesh's father decides to fire his hired help and get his son to do the work, and Pooja's dad decides to get her married, the desperate friends get together and concoct a fake college 'Fakirchand And Lakirchand Trust University', with the help of their money-lender friend, Google Chand. They recruit school-teacher, Baaji Rao, as Principal, whose performance is unacceptable by his school principal due to lewd references to 'Munni's Badnami' and 'Sheila's Jawani'. Google Chand offers them a derelict mansion in Panchgani, which they must renovate, invite their respective parents and show them that they have finally been accepted in college. Things get out of hand when scores of youngsters with poor marks show up, insisting on being admitted. Unable to handle the situation, the group let things ride - but not for long - for soon the police and Mr. Vardhan will get involved - threatening to burst their bubble once and for all.

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Following Mr Zero's thermo-nuclear underwear model casting.

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GOOGLE GLASS SUCKS!

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Updated: 20 Aug 2013

Bloopers & Deleted Scenes: http://smo.sh/GlassXTRAS DOWNLOAD OUR NEW GAME: http://smo.sh/HeadEsploder CHECK OUT THE SMOSH STORE: http://smo.sh/100MRHH Watch ...

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Google interns' first week

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Updated: 18 Aug 2013

Students who join Google in internships or in full-time roles work on interesting, meaningful projects and are expected to have an impact from the start. Mee...

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Google Zeitgeist | Here's to 2013

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Updated: 17 Dec 2013

Zeitgeist 2013 http://www.google.com/zeitgeist #zeitgeist2013 Discover what the world searched for with Google's year in review. Music: "Feels Like Coming Home" by Jetta http://goo.gl/O0atNn Daft Punk's Random Access Memories available now on Google Play: http://goo.gl/w1MJyQ The Rolling Stones are now on Google Play: http://goo.gl/PaJHEG Breaking Bad available now on Google Play: http://goo.gl/qkPZa4 Despicable Me 2 available now on Google Play: http://goo.gl/np16NG "1D: This is Us" available on Google Play http://goo.gl/3W1IwY © 2013 Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Additional footage provided courtesy of Centro Televisivo Vaticano

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What if Google was a Guy?

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Duration: 2:12
Updated: 21 Jan 2014

Everything you ask Google sounds a lot stupider when you actually ask Google. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com

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10 Strange Discoveries on Google Earth Part 2

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Duration: 3:06
Updated: 09 Nov 2013

10 Strange Discoveries on Google Earth Part 2 Weird discoveries litter the Earth, but happily Google have made it much easier to find them! Watch on for 10 strange discoveries on google earth part 2. Music = Midnight Ride by Richard Kimmings and Jason Pedder Click to Subscribe.. http://bit.ly/WTVC4x Where else to find All Time 10s... Facebook: http://ow.ly/3FNFR Twitter: http://ow.ly/3FNMk Minds: http://www.minds.com/Alltime10s Here are our 10 favorite videos from 2012.. Hope you have enjoyed them! :D - http://bit.ly/YfHEa4

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Google Glass How-to: Getting Started

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Updated: 18 Aug 2013

An introduction to the basics of Google Glass. Learn about the touchpad, the timeline and how to share through Glass.

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I used Google Glass

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Updated: 18 Aug 2013

Joshua Topolsky spends a day with two of Google Glass' creators and goes up close and personal with the company's visionary new computer. Read the full story...

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Google Search: Reunion

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Duration: 3:33
Updated: 13 Nov 2013

Partitions divide countries, friendships find a way The India-Pakistan partition in 1947 separated many friends and families overnight. A granddaughter in India decides to surprise her grandfather on his birthday by reuniting him with his childhood friend (who is now in Pakistan) after over 6 decades of separation, with a little help from Google Search.

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Google and NASA's Quantum Artificial Intelligence Lab

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Duration: 6:29
Updated: 11 Oct 2013

A peek at the early days of the Quantum AI Lab: a partnership between NASA, Google, and a 512-qubit D-Wave Two quantum computer. Learn more at http://google.com/+QuantumAILab

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10 Strange Discoveries On Google Earth

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Updated: 19 Aug 2013

10 Strange Discoveries On Google Earth From giant rabbits to cruise missile tests, here are 10 of the strangest things found on Google Earth. If anyone wants...

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Google Now vs. Siri: The results speak for themselves

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Updated: 19 Aug 2013

http://cnet.co/16CSssc Watch as we pit Siri against **Google Now** in a live test to find out which one offers the fastest, most accurate, and richest voice ...

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Google Glass Review

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Updated: 20 Aug 2013

Unboxing and testing out Google Glass! LIKE IT! :D PREV: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3mabUQ4sZg SUBSCRIBE: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add...

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Google Secrets You Need To See

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Updated: 07 Jan 2014

How to make Google into a video game. Post to Facebook: http://on.fb.me/KvKSa3 Like BuzzFeedVideo on Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1ilcE7k Post to Twitter: http://bit.ly/KvKUi2 Music credit: spazzkid http://soundcloud.com/spazzkid/loving-free-1 Google secrets... Atari breakout barrel roll anagram custom Street View (Lego and astronaut) Kevin Bacon number zerg rush Happy Google-ing! For more fun tech stuff, check out... http://www.buzzfeed.com/tech More videos here... youtube.com/buzzfeedvideo youtube.com/buzzfeedyellow youtube.com/zefrank1

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How BIG Is Google?

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Duration: 12:39
Updated: 06 Feb 2014

My Video On The Google Robots // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUncbfJaf8Q *Had to release it early because reddit got a hold of it =D Many of us use Google services each day but very few of us ask the question, "How BIG is Google?" Obviously this question cannot be answered directly, however, the sheer size of Google can be realised by the hard facts and figures shown in this short film. Please enjoy and don't be evil. More ColdfusTion » Google + | http://gplus.to/ColdfusTion » Facebook | http://www.facebook.com/coldfustion » My music | http://burnwater.bandcamp.com or » http://www.soundcloud.com/gogomusic Thanks for watching!

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Google Buys Scary Military Robot Maker

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Updated: 16 Dec 2013

Google has purchased the cutting-edge robotics firm which supplies mobile research robots for the Pentagon. The tech giant is keeping secret what it will produce with the acquired technology. Boston Dynamics, an engineering company that designs robots like BigDog, Cheetah, WildCat, and Atlas, is now the eighth robotic company to join Google's ranks in the last six months, the company confirmed Friday, according to The New York Times. The robotics company - based in Waltham, Massachusetts - is known for its fascinating robots that have a sense of balance and can walk and run on almost any kind of terrain. Boston Dynamics was established in 1992 and is known for supplying robotics technology mostly for Pentagon clients, including the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA). Google has so far refused to reveal what it is planning to do with the new technology, but the internet giant's robotic efforts, headed by Andy Rubin, will certainly have impressive capability due to the new acquisition. The company also said it will keep the financial aspect of the deal confidential. The tech giant said that it intends to honor the existing military contracts the firm has, but does not plan to become a military contractor. As of now, Boston Dynamics has a $10.8 million contract with DARPA to supply several humanoid Atlas robots. The machines are set to participate in the DARPA Robotics Challenge, which awards the winning maker with a $2 million prize. The contest evaluates robots' ability to function during natural disasters and catastrophes such as an earthquake or a nuclear power meltdown. The company's robots are famous for their abilities to walk through terrain which is difficult even for humans. One of its four-legged robots, BigDog, can climb hills, walk through snow, travel through ice, and remain standing even after being kicked by a human, according to a video of the robot released in 2008. One of the company's recent creations is WildCat, a four-legged outdoor runner capable of rising, turning, and reaching running speeds of up to 16 miles per hour (mph) on flat ground. The robotics firm has also designed robots that can climb walls and trees, as well as run faster than any human being on earth. A video recorded the Cheetah robot running 29mph faster than the fastest human, Usain Bolt. The Jamaican sprinter's top speed is 27.78 mph (44.7km/h). Other robotics companies purchased by Google are based in the US and Japan, and focus on software for advanced robotic arms, grasping technology, and computer vision.

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Say hello to Project Tango!

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Updated: 20 Feb 2014

Project Tango is an exploration into giving mobile devices a human-scale understanding of space and motion. What if you never found yourself lost in a new building again? What if directions to a new location didn't stop at the street address? Imagine playing hide-and-seek in your house with your favorite game character. Imagine competing against a friend for control over physical space with your own miniature army. We hope you will take this journey with us. We believe it will be one worth traveling. To find out more, and apply for a development kit visit http://g.co/ProjectTango. The future is awesome. Let's build it together.

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Self-Driving Car Test: Steve Mahan

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Duration: 3:02
Updated: 28 Mar 2012

We announced our self-driving car project in 2010 to make driving safer, more enjoyable, and more efficient. Having safely completed over 200,000 miles of computer-led driving, we wanted to share one of our favorite moments. Here's Steve, who joined us for a special drive on a carefully programmed route to experience being behind the wheel in a whole new way. We organized this test as a technical experiment, but we think it's also a promising look at what autonomous technology may one day deliver if rigorous technology and safety standards can be met. A version of this video with audio captions is available here: http://youtu.be/peDy2st2XpQ Music: The Album Leaf - "We Need Help"

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Explore Views of the Burj Khalifa with Google Maps

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Updated: 24 Jun 2013

Get a behind-the-scenes look at how the new Trekker technology is able to capture Street View imagery of the Burj Khalifa, the world's tallest building at 828 meters (2,717 feet). Read more on Lat Long: http://goo.gl/RLVHH

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Zeitgeist 2012: Year In Review

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Updated: 12 Dec 2012

See how the world searched with Google's 2012 Zeitgeist: http://www.google.com/zeitgeist Music: "All I Want" by Kodaline Video production by Whirled Creative

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Las 7 ubicaciones más aterradoras de Google Maps y Google Earth

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Updated: 15 Dec 2013

Si el video te entretiene por favor dale pulgar arriba y compártelo. ¡Muchas gracias! ::UBICACIONES:: 7. La cara de Satán (Atlanta, USA)- https://goo.gl/maps/zuzvJ 6. El lago de sangre (Bagdad, Irak) - https://goo.gl/maps/exqGH 5. El pueblo fantasma de Prípiat (Ucrania): https://goo.gl/maps/NR8z5 4.- La caverna de la Antártida (Antártida): https://goo.gl/maps/uH4R7 3.- La ciudad de Linfen (China): https://goo.gl/maps/azU1C 2.- Puerto de Chittagong (Bangladesh) https://goo.gl/maps/cQooP 1.- SITIOS CENSURADOS SUSCRÍBETE: http://bit.ly/1a1sm3k SÍGUEME EN GOOGLE+: http://goo.gl/UpfvVr SÍGUEME EN TWITTER: http://bit.ly/1aCnKiW ¡LIKE EN FACEBOOK!: http://on.fb.me/16XIVcT MI BLOG: www.dross.com.ar APP PARA ANDROID (gracias a ClorithApps): http://goo.gl/JI4FPC HAZME LA PREGUNTA QUE QUIERAS: http://ask.fm/diariodedross APP PARA CHROME O FIREFOX: http://bit.ly/1aCnWid (te avisa cada vez que subo un video nuevo. Sólo los campeones lo usan)

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Explore a Google data center with Street View

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Updated: 17 Oct 2012

See inside one of Google's data centers in this guided tour. See what powers our products, and then explore on your own in Street View: http://www.google.com/about/datacenters/streetview

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The Harlem Shake (Google Office Edition)

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Updated: 16 Aug 2013

(Enterprise) Googlers doing the Harlem Shake on the Google Campus in the Android garden.

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Introducing Google Nose

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Updated: 20 Aug 2013

We're excited to announce our newest addition to Search: Google Nose. What do wet dogs smell like? Google Nose! How about victory? Google Nose! Try searching...

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Pro Russian soldiers guard Ukraine's infantry base in Perevalne, Ukraine, Tuesday, March 4, 2014.

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Ukraine crisis: US and Russia to hold key talks

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05 Mar 2014

US Secretary of State John Kerry and Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov are due to hold crucial talks to try to ease tensions over the Ukraine crisis. The US accuses Moscow of deploying troops in Ukraine's Crimea region, describing it as an "act of aggression" - a claim denied by the Kremlin. Despite the sharp differences, both sides have hinted they would prefer to start a dialogue ... In other developments ... ....(size: 6.8Kb)

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A man carries bouquets of flowers as riot police stand at the entrance of the regional administrative building in Donetsk, Ukraine, Friday, March 7, 2014.

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Ukraine crisis: Crimea vote 'will not be recognised'

BBC News

07 Mar 2014

Ukraine's interim prime minister has warned the Crimean parliament "no-one in the civilised world" will recognise its referendum on joining Russia. Arseniy Yatsenyuk and others in the Kiev government have called the vote "unconstitutional" and "illegitimate". But the referendum has the support of the Russian parliament ... Continue reading the main story Analysis. Mark Lowen BBC News, Sevastopol ... loading ... ....(size: 7.2Kb)

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In this photo taken Wednesday, March 5, 2014, a local resident holds Russian flag during a rally at a central square in Simferopol, Ukraine.

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Crimean Parliament votes to join Russia

The Hindu

06 Mar 2014

Lawmakers in Crimea called a March 16 referendum on whether to break away from Ukraine and join Russia instead, voting unanimously on Thursday to declare their preference for doing so. “This is our response to the disorder and lawlessness in Kiev,” Sergei Shuvainikov, a member of the local Crimean legislature, said. “We will decide our future ourselves.” ... Yatsenyuk said ... “This is crazy ... Keywords....(size: 5.6Kb)

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Aishwarya Rai most searched successful Indian woman on Google

Khaleej Times

08 Mar 2014

Aishwarya, Vidya Balan, Kiran Bedi among most searched on Google. Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai has topped the list of 20 most searched successful Indian women on Google followed by Vidya Balan and UPA chairperson Sonia Gandhi, an official statement said....(size: 1.4Kb)

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Google celebrates International Women’s Day with doodle one day ahead

The Examiner

08 Mar 2014

Google has done it again and celebrated with an inspiring, entertaining, interactive Google doodle one day ahead ... More information including more resource links at the AllThingsDigitalMarketing blog titled “Women around the world are celebrating the 103rd International Women's Day and Google celebrates with a doodle one day ahead.”. And don't forget to check out the interactive and entertaining Google doodle....(size: 2.5Kb)

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Google cited as bothered by Android-Windows hybrid

CNET

08 Mar 2014

Google is the one not keen on the idea of a dual-boot Windows-Android tablet-laptop, according to a fresh report from Asia and a CNET source ... Google is the force behind a potential delay in the first tablet to instantly switch between Windows 8.1 and Android 4.X using Intel technology, a fresh report from Asia says ... A from Digitimes fingers Google as holding up the , a novel laptop-tablet hybrid that can instantly switch between and ....(size: 3.5Kb)

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International Women's Day celebrated in Google doodle

The Guardian

08 Mar 2014

Google is celebrating International Women's Day with a homepage doodle featuring footage of women from around the world including the education rights campaigner Malala Yousafzai and the British businesswoman and charity worker, Camila Batmanghelidjh ... The doodle was designed by Google with the intention of providing "a glimpse" of what some ......(size: 1.8Kb)

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Schmidt: Not even US gov't can get at Google user data

CNET

08 Mar 2014

Google chairman Eric Schmidt tells the crowd at South by Southwest that the company's efforts to secure its user data from attacks are now complete ... Schmidt said that he saw government intrusions, including the revelation that the National Security Agency had accessed Google user data without Google's knowledge, were no different from similar incursions by other governments ... image Google +....(size: 4.5Kb)

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10 low cost ways to promote your business in Los Angeles (Video)

The Examiner

08 Mar 2014

Los Angeles is massive and media buys are too expensive for small businesses, but here are 10 low cost ways to promote your business in the greater LA area. 1 ... 2. Google Places for Business and Google Plus – Google is the ten-billion pound gorilla on the Internet – unfortunately in some ways. Four years ago, I helped a hair salon in Pasadena that has a 1-page web site get a listing on Google Places and no updates have been made since ... 3 ... ....(size: 2.4Kb)

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Congress shopping for 'reins' for Obama

WorldNetDaily

08 Mar 2014

Obama's 'Google government' is watching you ... Killer way to slay the Google beast! ... Google honors Veterans Day for 3rd straight year ... Google blocks blog exposing homosexual agenda. On D-Day Google honors video game's anniversary. Google goes ape for 'missing link'. Salute! Google honors Vet's Day for 2nd time. Google urges voters ... Google blinks, allows Christian ads. Anti-Obama messages targeted by Google? ... Google....(size: 13.6Kb)

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Houston Chronicle

08 Mar 2014

Home Local US & World Sports Business Opinion Arts & Entertainment Lifestyle. Sections. Sections ... Editorials Outlook Letters to the Editor Columnists ... Share ... Email LinkedIn Facebook Google + Twitter Pinterest Print this Article ... Share. Email LinkedIn Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest Print this Article Jump To Comments ... Email LinkedIn Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest Print this Article Jump To Comments ... Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Google+....(size: 3.1Kb)

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Top 5 Reasons to use WordPress for your Digital Marketing

The Examiner

08 Mar 2014

To generate leads using Inbound Marketing you will only need to develop relevant content and publish it online for search engines such as Google, Yahoo and Bing ... Using Google Analytics you will be able to find out where your traffic is coming from and what they are looking for! Can you imagine running a restaurant and knowing ahead of time what ......(size: 2.4Kb)

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>Android Puzzle Game Reaches Record Downloads

Seattle Post

08 Mar 2014

Phantom Data Services reports a record number of downloads for its Android gravity puzzle game, Gravitate 2.0 ... In the past month, Gravitate received a record number of over 1100 downloads and an average rating of 4 stars on Google Play. Previous months showed very slow growth ... Gravitate is a free app, available for download from the Google Play Store. https.//play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.phantomdataservices.gravitate.app1....(size: 2.0Kb)

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Android Puzzle Game Reaches Record Downloads

Houston Chronicle

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The 14 Weirdest Things You Can Buy From Apple

Business Insider

08 Mar 2014

 . Join The Discussion. OR. Login With Facebook Login With Twitter Login With Google. Submit the comment for Insider Status. Insiders 0 All Comments 0 Apply To Be An "Insider" ». Loading. The 14 Weirdest Things You Can Buy From Apple. The 14 Weirdest Things You Can Buy From Apple ... You are logged in with Google ... These articles have been added to your Google activity log ... 6 This is the smartwatch Apple or Google needs to make Verge ... ....(size: 8.2Kb)

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>San Francisco Billionaire Tells The Tech Industry: Don't Be 'The Wolf Of Wall Street' (CRM)

Seattle Post

08 Mar 2014

Tech companies are paying record high wages these days. That has caused housing prices to skyrocket. And that has led to some pretty scary protests ... In a few days of working the phones, Benioff says he's already raised $5 million from companies like LinkedIn, Google, Zynga, PopSugar, IfOnly, Jawbone and Box ... He told Garofoli. ... .. ... Recently, companies like Pinterest, Twitter, Google and Mozilla opened up big offices there....(size: 2.3Kb)

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Google - Garfunkel & Oates

Top Garfunkel & Oates, Google

The sky isn't blue, and the ocean's not grand
And string theory is easy to understand
The grass isn't green, and the sun isn't bright
Healthcare will be resolved overnight
The world isn't round, and the Buddha's not Zen
And we both have really good taste in men
And there really is a Black Forest land
Where everyone gets all their ham...
And I swear, I fuckin' swear
I didn't Google you...
Okay, I did, I admit it
It was so easy to do
7, 008 results
And I know everything about you
You're not a sex offender
But you failed home ec in 1997
It really isn't that weird
Come on, we're all adults here...
Everybody Googles each other
Everybody does their Facebook research
It's how we get to know one another
To make sure that we don't get raped.
I don't have any mental disorder
And I don't spend my weekends watching "Law & Order"
It takes forever to get in my pants
This old-fashioned girl likes romance
I am not fearful of being alone
And Zack Morris had a really small phone
Ring ring ring r-ring ring r-ring ring
Cell phones in the '80s...
And I swear, shit fuckin' swear
I didn't Google you...
Okay, I did, I admit it
And I know that you Googled me too
How else would you have known
That my dog contracted herpes?
Sing it again, 'cause this melody
Feels really good to sing
Stop pretending it's taboo
Like masturbation in the '50s...
Everybody Googles each other
Everybody does their Facebook research
It's how we get to know one another
To make sure that you're not in porn.
I do not mean to be jealous already
But who is that girl in those pictures? She's pretty
I think you may have dated her
Or maybe she's your lesbian friend
I see that you got really drunk on your birthday
Was it sadness-related, or were you just thirsty?
I do not mean to make judgments now
But if we date, some things will have to change...
Everybody Googles each other
Everybody does their Facebook research
It's how we get to know one another