Team America: World Police (2004)

Actors

• Phil Hendrie (actor)
• John D. Kim (actor)
• John D. Kim (actor)
• John D. Kim (actor)
• Maurice LaMarche (actor)
• Josiah D. Lee (actor)
• Paul Louis (actor)
• David Michie (actor)
• Daran Norris (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Phil Hendrie (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Music

Taglines:

Putting The "F" Back In Freedom.
Freedom Hangs By A Thread.

Quotes:

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".::Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is.

Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.::Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.

Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.::Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...::Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.::Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

Spottswoode: Go get'em, cowboy.

Chris: All right, we fuckin' did it.

Spottswoode: Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.

Lisa: Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.

Kim Jong Il: I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf / I had a twiffic pran - I thought it would work / I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y'see / But it all went wrong and now I must decree / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You have faiwred in every way / and now my stock in you has fawren / Your career is stawrin' / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / That's why I brew your head off / And your chirdren are all bawrin' / Pranet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods rike me / But arso with Balmacs who are giant bees / The Xipods and the Balmacs are at constant war / So we wanted a new home and that's what Earf was for / But you are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You fucked up my whole plan / and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac porren / Your garbage needs some hawring / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / Now I must return home a faiwrure / I'm afraid the pit of Cryrock is cawrin'.

Kim Jong Il: You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!

Saltlake Van Sant (2003)

Actors

• Matt Damon (actor)
• Felix Andrew (director)
• Felix Andrew (editor)

Genres

• Documentary
• Short

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Actors

• Ben Affleck (actor)
• Jeff Anderson (actor)
• Diedrich Bader (actor)
• Jerome Benton (actor)
• Jason Biggs (actor)
• Marc Blucas (actor)
• Gavin Brooks (actor)
• Thomas Burke (actor)
• George Carlin (actor)
• Wes Craven (actor)
• Matt Damon (actor)
• Matt Damon (actor)
• William B. Davis (actor)
• Morris Day (actor)
• Ben Affleck (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Hollywood had it coming
Someone is making their life story into a movie, and they haven't been paid. So they're on their way to Hollywood to get even.
Scooping the Money!
Scooping the Monkey
Strike Back... August 24th 2001

Quotes:

Jay: Yo lunchbox, hurry it up.

Sissy: Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. It's really a fucking drag.

Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck::[referring to Silent Bob]::Jay: , none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Whillenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.::Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.

Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.::Jay: What buzz?::Holden: The Internet buzz.::Jay: What the fuck is the Internet?::Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

Banky: Stop the movie? What are you, crazy?::Jay: All these assholes on the internet are calling us names because of this stupid fucking movie.::Banky: That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that.::Jay: This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.::Banky: You know what? I feel for you boys, I really do, but Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for Bluntman and Chronic. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website, is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN!::Silent Bob: Oh, but I think it is... We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position.::Jay: Yeah.

Tricia Jones: [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Well! That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up.::Alyssa Jones: Yeah, sis. But it was better than "Mallrats". At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it.::Tricia Jones: Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"?::Alyssa Jones: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? That would never work as a movie.

Jay: Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie?::Holden: No, but it's Miramax. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They put those guys in a bunch of movies.::Jay: Who?::Holden: You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting?::Jay: You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it?::Holden: Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either... but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms".::Jay: Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker.

Jay: Affleck, you the *bomb* in Phantoms yo!

Chaka's Production Assistant: [after asked to get a new clean latte] Here's your coffee sir, booger-free.::Chaka Luther King: [slaps it out his hands] Get that shit the fuck out of here.

Damon, Matt Filmography

• A Foreigner
  2015, role: director
• Interstellar
  2014, role: actor
• Years of Living Dangerously
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Monuments Men
  2014, role: actor , character name: James Rorimer
• The Zero Theorem
  2013, role: actor , character name: Management
• Les Coulisses des Golden Globes
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Journey to Elysium: A Filmaker's Log: Capturing Elysium
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Nominee
• Elysium
  2013, role: actor , character name: Max
• The Hero, the Psychopath and the Characters of Elysium
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Man Who Saved the World
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Behind the Candelabra
  2013, role: actor , character name: Scott Thorson
• The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Promised Land
  2012, role: actor , character name: Steve Butler
• Inside Fenway Park: An Icon at 100
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Narrator
• Radioman
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Stand Up to Cancer
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• G4 Presents Comic Con 2012 Live
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Promised Land
  2012, role: producer
• Promised Land
  2012, role: writer
• American Teacher
  2011, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• We Bought a Zoo
  2011, role: actor , character name: Benjamin Mee
• 16th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Joel Siegel Award Recipient
• His Way
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Contagion
  2011, role: actor , character name: Mitch Emhoff
• A Decade of Difference: A Concert Celebrating 10 Years of the William J. Clinton Foundation
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Happy Feet Two
  2011, role: actor , character name: Bill the Krill
• Clinton Foundation: Celebrity Division
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Cecil B. DeMille Award
• Unite for Japan
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Margaret
  2011, role: actor , character name: Mr. Aaron
• The Adjustment Bureau
  2011, role: actor , character name: David Norris
• Unauthorized: The Harvey Weinstein Project
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Inside 'The Green Zone'
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 16th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Plan B
  2010, role: actor
• True Grit
  2010, role: actor , character name: LaBoeuf
• Green Zone
  2010, role: actor , character name: Miller
• Teenage Paparazzo
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Orange British Academy Film Awards: Red Carpet
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Inside Job
  2010, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Hollywood Salutes Matt Damon: An American Cinematheque Tribute
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 82nd Annual Academy Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Supporting Role & Presenter: Best Documentary Feature
• Ponyo: The Producer's Perspective - Telling the Story
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 15th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy & Best Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
• Ponyo: The Nursery
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Matt Damon: Ready for Action
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ponyo: Behind the Microphone - The Voices of Ponyo
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself