Garrett, Brad Filmography

• The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
  2013, role: actor , character name: Dom
• Delhi Safari
  2012, role: actor , character name: Bagga
• Finding the Funny
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Not Fade Away
  2012, role: actor
• I Kid with Brad Garrett
  2011, role: producer
• 46th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil
  2011, role: actor , character name: The Giant
• The 8th Annual TV Land Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tangled
  2010, role: actor , character name: Hook Hand Thug
• The Clockwork Girl
  2010, role: actor , character name: T-Bolt
• Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
  2009, role: actor , character name: Easter Island Head
• Cheech & Chong: Roasted
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Best of Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• AFI's 10 Top 10: America's 10 Greatest Films in 10 Classic Genres
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 60th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Unstable Fables: 3 Pigs & a Baby
  2008, role: actor , character name: Mason Pig
• Dating Brad Garrett
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Dating Brad Garrett
  2008, role: producer
• Stand Up to Cancer
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Brad Garrett Pans Puppy Mills
  2008, role: actor
• Ratatouille
  2007, role: actor , character name: Gusteau
• Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage
  2007, role: actor , character name: Bloat
• Music and Lyrics
  2007, role: actor , character name: Chris Riley
• Christmas Is Here Again
  2007, role: actor , character name: Charlee
• Underdog
  2007, role: actor , character name: Riff Raff
• Night at the Museum
  2006, role: actor , character name: Easter Island Head
• Astérix et les Vikings
  2006, role: actor , character name: Obelix
• Comedy Club Shoot-Out: Vol. 2
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 32nd Annual People's Choice Awards
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 16th Annual American Century Championship
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Everybody Loves Raymond: The Last Laugh
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Mickey's Around the World in 80 Days
  2005, role: actor , character name: Additional Voices
• Porco Rosso: Behind the Microphone
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tarzan II
  2005, role: actor , character name: Uto
• The 57th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
• The 57th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  2005, role: actor , character name: Presenter
• The Moguls
  2005, role: actor , character name: Wally
• The Pacifier
  2005, role: actor , character name: Vice Principal Dwayne Murney
• The WIN Awards
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tom and Jerry Blast Off to Mars!
  2005, role: actor , character name: Commander Bristle
• Tom and Jerry Blast Off to Mars!
  2005, role: actor , character name: Martian Guard #3
• The 2nd Annual TV Land Awards
  2004, role: actor , character name: Host
• TV Land Landmarks: Breaking the Mold
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• TV Guide Close Up: From Comedy Club to Primetime
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Garfield
  2004, role: actor , character name: Luca
• 100 Years of Hope and Humor
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Finding Nemo
  2003, role: actor , character name: Bloat
• The 55th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
• 2003 ABC World Stunt Awards
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Trailer
  2003, role: actor , character name: Victim
• Legend of the Lost Tribe
  2002, role: actor , character name: Viking #3
• Legend of the Lost Tribe
  2002, role: actor , character name: Prancer
• The Country Bears
  2002, role: actor , character name: Fred Bedderhead
• The 54th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
• Gleason
  2002, role: actor , character name: Jackie Gleason
• Stuart Little 2
  2002, role: actor , character name: Plumber
• Club Land
  2001, role: actor , character name: Lou Montana
• The 15th Annual American Comedy Awards
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bleacher Bums
  2001, role: actor , character name: Marvin
• 3rd Annual TV Guide Awards
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• An Extremely Goofy Movie
  2000, role: actor , character name: Tank
• Hercules: Zero to Hero
  1999, role: actor , character name: Orthus
• Facade
  1999, role: actor , character name: Henry
• The 51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Hooves of Fire
  1999, role: actor , character name: Prancer
• Sweet and Lowdown
  1999, role: actor , character name: Joe Bedloe
• Postal Worker
  1998, role: actor , character name: Oren Starks
• Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
  1998, role: actor , character name: Additional voices
• A Bug's Life
  1998, role: actor , character name: Dim
• George B.
  1997, role: actor , character name: Security Guard
• Don King: Only in America
  1997, role: actor , character name: Assassin
• Mighty Ducks the Movie: The First Face-Off
  1997, role: actor , character name: Grin
• One Saturday Morning
  1997, role: actor , character name: Jelly Roll the Elephant
• Suicide Kings
  1997, role: actor , character name: Jeckyll
• Nightmare Ned
  1997, role: actor , character name: Dad
• Sea World and Busch Gardens Adventures: Alien Vacation!
  1997, role: actor , character name: Robert
• Project G.e.e.K.e.R.
  1996, role: actor , character name: Noah
• The Batman Superman Movie: World's Finest
  1996, role: actor , character name: Bibbo
• Spy Hard
  1996, role: actor , character name: Short Rancor Guard
• Siegfried & Roy: Masters of the Impossible
  1996, role: actor , character name: Additional Voices
• Superman: The Last Son of Krypton
  1996, role: actor , character name: Bibbo
• A Delicatessen Story
  1996, role: actor , character name: Sheldon Lutz
• Casper
  1995, role: actor , character name: Fatso
• The Shnookums & Meat Funny Cartoon Show
  1995, role: actor , character name: Shirley Pimple
• The Bears Who Saved Christmas
  1994, role: actor , character name: Black Bart
• Problem Child
  1993, role: actor , character name: Additional Voices
• Hollyrock-a-Bye Baby
  1993, role: actor , character name: Big Rock
• Kurenai no buta
  1992, role: actor , character name: Mamma Aiuto Boss
• Spacecats
  1991, role: actor , character name: Incidental Characters
• Jetsons: The Movie
  1990, role: actor , character name: Bertie Furbelow
• The Adventures of Don Coyote and Sancho Panda
  1990, role: actor , character name: Rosinante
• Tom & Jerry Kids Show
  1990, role: actor
• Transformers: Five Faces of Darkness
  1986, role: actor , character name: Trypticon
• Comedy Club
  1984, role: actor , character name: Himself

Garrett, Brad Filmography

• Leather Bears at Play
  1997, role: actor

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Partie De Carte - Johnny Hallyday
• Birthday card - Tweak
• Birthday card - Example

Comme une partie de cartes inachevée
Qui te ressemblait
Un jeu jamais complet qu'on distribuait
Sans grand succès
J'avais peur de mourir
Je suppliais
Puisqu'il fallait souffrir
Je murmurais
Des restes de prières des mélopées
On entendait
Je ne suis plus rien pour toi j'ai déserté
Je t'ai laissée
Je n'avais plus envie
De continuer
Je ne voyais partout
Que terre brûlée
J'avais peur de mourir
Je me noyais
Je ne voulais plus te suivre
Je m'ennuyais
Mais sans aucune pitié
Tu riais
De ce dont j'avais rêvé
Pourquoi faut-il toujours s'agenouiller
Rendre des comptes au passé
J'avais peur de mourir
J'imaginais
Des châteaux forts étranges
Que je détruisais
Comme une partie de cartes
Inachevée
Un jeu jamais complet
Qui te ressemblait
J'avais peur de mourir
Oui, j'avais peur de mourir

I wanna thank you for the birthday card
I like to read it every now and then
When I get bored
And let me thank you for the kind words
You did so well to hide the facts:
You only wanted to score.
Chorus
*Here's a song to say
Thank you very much
It's unbelievable how
You don't give a fuck
About a damn thing
You don't care
You never did
I wonna say thank you
For giving me nothing good
I know It must have been hard but
You have always been giving
PS. Don't expect a birthday card
Next year.*
Looking back at all the games you played
I probably should have
But you know that I just didn't see
I have learned from the mistakes I made
And I could never be the person that you want me to be
*Chorus*
And now I'm staring at that birthday card
I got a packet of matches
And the feeling is strong
I light it up and as I watch it burn,
I try to figure out the planet that
You came from

I was on my last warning from Mrs Example,
Clean up my act stop being an asshole,
Didn't help my debacle,
I'd just woken up from an all day, all night, filthy (barkle),
Something quite (bait) about today's date,
I'd was hard to locate I'd drunk too much Pernod,
Took another swipe with my Mach 3 Turbo,
Then it hit me like a raging inferno.
I don't believe it I,
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
She wont be a happy gal,
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
She's gonna scream and yell,
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
She'll leave me man, she might as well,
Forgot her bloody birthday card.
I try to keep things relative,
Never give headheaches to myself if I can,
But I can only think negative,
Used to tell her shit like I'd lost my pen,
Now there's a chance I'll never see her face again,
So I walk a fine line, but it's not the end,
See I bought her a voucher for H and M,
She can get a new skirt and she'll look the part,
And if it don't work pour out my heart,
Look, yeah, I'm going to be completely honest with you,
You know I love you, you know I respect you,
At the end of the day, a birthday card,
It's just a piece of paper isn't it?
In an envelope.
Yeah I know a voucher is a piece of paper too,
Yeah, but you can get a skirt with that,
Well you can get shoes then.
Wait, nah that's bullshit,
I can't do that,
Cant sound like a wanker, (a girly chat),
So I gotta make a dash for the petrol station,
Cause their cards are perfect for any occasion,
I drop my razor and splash my (boat),
I grab some tracky-d's and a random coat,
Then I'm on it with a wallet,
And I hit the pavement,
I'm running down the street with my face half shaven,
I'm getting stronger and stronger my legs are burning,
There's still hope yet just a couple of turn-in's,
See the longer I wander the more I scream,
She gets here at 10 and it's quarter to.
I don't believe it I,
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
She wont be a happy gal,
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
She's gonna scream and yell,
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
She'll leave me man, she might as well,
Forgot her bloody birthday card.
I get to the garage,
Panic scanning the rack,
99 percent of the range is all crap,
Happy Birthday Dad, Worlds Best Mother,
I Love You Sister, You're a Special Brother,
No other bloody card with a cover for a lover,
Plus I'm getting kinda stressed as I search for another,
But this one struck me,
It's pink and funky,
With a cartoon print of a drunken monkey.
There's a chance I'll make it I'm nearly done,
I hand him the coins and it's time to run,
Now it's 5 minutes too and I'm nearly home,
I feel a vibration and check my phone.
The message reads, “Honey, I'll be there shortly”,
“I just got off the bus and I've started walking”,
So like Kelly Holmes I sprint the home straight,
I rip my tracky-d's as I hurdle the gate,
I crash through the door, I fall up the stairs,
Looking like I've been in intensive care,
The Biro's fucked, the pencil's broken,
I grab a Magic Marker and write a token,
Of my appreciation for her,
And the things that make her so per-fect,
Shitt, there's the bell,
I seal the envelope it should all be swell,
Look, here she is, my Kiera Knightly,
She gives me a kiss and I hug her tightly,
She asks why I've only shaved half my face,
And sweating like I've just come first in some race,
I got up extra early,
To exercise and stretch my thighs,
So I could see my special girly,
She looks in my eyes and sees my lies,
With a dubious face she accepts the card,
She reads it, drops it and slaps me hard,
I open it up and prepare for doom,
The text in the card reads Get Well Soon.
I don't believe it I,
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
She wont be a happy gal,
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
She's gonna scream and yell,
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
She'll leave me man, she might as well,
Forgot her bloody birthday card.
Ok, I admit, yeah, I messed up big time,
But have I got a surprise for you?
Yep, nah man, wait for it,
I booked us a table,
At Nandos,
No ser. where you going?,
Serious, where you going?,