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Blankman (1994)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Crime

Taglines:

Coming to save your butt!
Look, there on the ground, it's a nerd, he's insane, it's...
Fighting crime on a budget. Fighting crime in his underwear. The world's biggest nerd is about to become its newest hero!

Quotes:

Darryl Walker: [discussing Blankman] Kevin, this is my calling. I have to make the world a safer place for my children.::Kevin Walker: Your children? You've got to be with a *woman* first! You've got to knock some boots, man! You're a virgin.::Darryl Walker: No, I'm a gentleman.::Kevin Walker: Obviously this is what you need to do to work through Grandma's death. *But*... we're gonna do it my way.::Darryl Walker: Okay, Karate Man!::Kevin Walker: What?::Darryl Walker: That's your crimefighter name.

[after "Blankman" and "Other Guy" have broken into his lair]::Michael 'The Suit' Minelli: Ah, Blankman. I see you've finally found someone to work with who dresses worse than you do.

Mr. Stone: Ratings give me a woody.

Blankman: Slap me around and call me Susan.

Blankman: [searching for explosives in a bathroom] Did you find the bomb yet?::Other Guy: [emerges from a toilet stall] Not the one we're looking for.

Michael 'The Suit' Minelli: Now... where is the Blankman? [he pours hot coffee onto Mr. Stone, who sits in a wheelchair]::Mr. Stone: Hey, Einstein. In case you haven't noticed, this isn't a boil on my ass. I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel a thing. [Minelli slaps him in the face] I felt that.

Kimberly Jonz: Is that a purse snatcher? That's a job for Blankman.::Darryl Walker: You mean you knew?

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