Dick (1999)

Actors

• Cole Barrington (actor)
• David Berni (actor)
• Rummy Bishop (actor)
• Jim Breuer (actor)
• Kedar Brown (actor)
• Bernard Browne (actor)
• Len Doncheff (actor)
• Kerry Dorey (actor)
• Michael Dyson (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Richard Fitzpatrick (actor)
• Dave Foley (actor)
• Barry Goldwater (actor)
• Devon Gummersall (actor)
• Mike Anscombe (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

He was tricky. They were better.
The unmaking of the president

Quotes:

Bob Halderman: I have met yams with more going on upstairs than these two.

Arlene Lorenzo: War is not healthy for children and other living things.

Dick: Checkers - shut up. Or I'll feed you to the Chinese.

Betsy Jobs: You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced and you have a potty mouth.

Dick: I've got a way with young people. They trust me.

Mrs. Spinnler: Every lie is another brick in the pathway to hell.

Arlene Lorenzo: We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure.

Arlene Lorenzo: How dare those people treat us like we're stupid teenage girls.::Betsy Jobs: We are stupid teenage girls.::Arlene Lorenzo: No. We're human beings, and we're American citizens. And four score and seven years ago our forefathers... did something.

Betsy Jobs: Checkers pooped.::Rose Mary Woods: Girls, the President's dog doesn't "poop." He "does his business."

Betsy Jobs: [shouting] You can't let dick control your life.

4 Second Delay (1998)

Actors

• Mike Binder (actor)
• Rigg Kennedy (actor)
• Scoot Powell (actor)
• Kristen Shaw (actress)
• Marc Frydman (producer)
• James Spies (producer)
• Rod Lurie (writer)
• Larry Groupé (composer)
• Rod Lurie (director)
• Alan Roberts (editor)
• Jayson Wall (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Drama
• Short

Pizza Man (1991)

Actors

• Bryan Clark (actor)
• Ron Darian (actor)
• Bob Delegall (actor)
• Jeff Hawk (actor)
• Jim Jackman (actor)
• Clyde Kusatsu (actor)
• Bill Maher (actor)
• David McKnight (actor)
• John Moody (actor)
• Sam Pancake (actor)
• Wil Philip (actor)
• Simon Richards (actor)
• Andy Romano (actor)
• Arlene Banas (actress)
• Annabelle Gurwitch (actress)

Genres

• Comedy

Wired (1989)

Actors

• Ned Bellamy (actor)
• Paul Ben-Victor (actor)
• Earl Billings (actor)
• Tom Bower (actor)
• Jere Burns (actor)
• Michael Chiklis (actor)
• Blake Clark (actor)
• Keith Joe Dick (actor)
• Matthew Faison (actor)
• Richard Feldman (actor)
• Gary Groomes (actor)
• Finis Henderson III (actor)
• Charles Holman (actor)
• Clyde Kusatsu (actor)
• John Apicella (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Comedy
• Drama
• Fantasy

Taglines:

For John Belushi, every night was Saturday Night.
The laughs and times of John Belushi.

Quotes:

Angel Velasquez: Hey, I seen your movies, man.::John Belushi: [excited] Oh yeah? Which one?::Angel Velasquez: The one where you played a coke addict. You's a funny guy.::John Belushi: Oh, thanks. Thanks a lot.::Angel Velasquez: But, you died in the end... all fucked up.::John Belushi: Hey, wait a minute... who are you?::Angel Velasquez: My friends call me Angel.

Arnie Fromson: You can't abuse yourself like this.::John Belushi: LOOK, I don't pay you to be my best friend. I don't ask you what you do after six o'clock, DON'T ASK ME. NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO.

Angel Velasquez: I'm your guardian angel.::John Belushi: Well you sure fucked up...

Comedy Coach: John, there's a light within you. I want you burn it out. BURN IT OUT! BURN IT OUT! In Vietnam, Monks set themselves on Fire. Artoll. Artoll said that actors should perform like they are on fire. Signaling through the flames... THAT'S our job as comedians! To burn brightly and stand as a symbol. I will not give in to this consensous reality! Cut the demons loose, John! Let 'em loose! That's were your characters come from. Comedy is aggression. You think that's an empty phrase? Run out and kill 'em. Knock 'em dead. Hey, hey, murder them! Bullshit! Comedy is an assault. God given gift of laughter, my ass. Kill em. Make 'em laugh till it hurts. Fuck 'em where they breathe! Make 'em laugh! Make 'em laugh till it hurts! Make 'em laugh till they piss their goddamn pants! Make 'em laugh till they have a fucking hemorage! That's comedy.

John Landis - Film Director: My God. I just punched the star of my movie.

John Landis - Film Director: We're losing light.::John Belushi: FUCK YOU! Get the fuck outta here! If I see you in here again, I'll kill you!

Bob Woodward: Why didn't you go home, John? Why did you kill yourself?::John Belushi: Vietnam, man!::Bob Woodward: You never served.::John Belushi: Society fucked me over, like Lenny Bruce!::Bob Woodward: Lenny Bruce? John, you were a living legend! Your friend Dan Ayrkoyd called you "America's guest". Come on, what was the real reason?::John Belushi: I have no idea.::Bob Woodward: What was it? Why did you do it?::John Belushi: BECAUSE I NEEDED IT! BECAUSE IT'S MINE!

Bob Woodward: John? John! John... Answer me, John. John! Why didn't you ever want to go home? What was so painful, that you couldn't even close your eyes at night without drugs?::John Belushi: I had an unhappy childhood!::Bob Woodward: Oh, come on, John. We all had an unhappy childhood.::John Belushi: Vietnam? Agent Orange?::Bob Woodward: You didn't go.::John Belushi: Society fucked me over, like Lenny Bruce!::Bob Woodward: Like Lenny Bruce? You were a living legend, John! Your friend Aykroyd called you "America's guest". Everybody loved you!::John Belushi: Then I give up!::Bob Woodward: Oh. John, why did you shove a needle into your arm, day after...::John Belushi: BECAUSE I NEED IT! BECAUSE IT'S MINE! Cold bastard.::[pause, sweaty and breathing heavily]::John Belushi: So you're just gonna sit there and watch me die?

John Belushi: Hey, that's Arnie! That's my manager, Arnie Fromson! And he's with Woodward... Bob fucking Woodward! I can't believe it! I've always wanted to meet that guy! Hey, Arnie! Arnie! Hey Arnie! Arnie! What's Arnie talking to Bob Woodward? I can't believe it, Bob Woodward! I used to do that guy!::Angel Velasquez: And now he's doing you.::John Belushi: What do you mean?::Angel Velasquez: He's gonna be your biographer.::John Belushi: My biographer? Bob Woodward? I'll go down in history!::Angel Velasquez: Yeah! He gonna do for your what he did for Nixon.::[pause]::John Belushi: Nixon?::Angel Velasquez: Gonna call the book "Wired". He's gonna trash your good name, Hemo, from here to...::John Belushi: I'm fucked.

[Judy kisses John all over his face as he lies buried up to his neck in sand]::John Belushi: The lips! You forgot the lips! Kiss these lips! Please, I'll even marry you!::Judy Belushi: What did you say?::John Belushi: I don't know, I never said that before.::Judy Belushi: Do you mean it?::John Belushi: Why don't you come closer and I'll show you...

All the President's Men (1976)

Actors

• F. Murray Abraham (actor)
• Spiro Agnew (actor)
• David Arkin (actor)
• Martin Balsam (actor)
• Ned Beatty (actor)
• Donnlynn Bennett (actor)
• Warren Burger (actor)
• Henry Calvert (actor)
• Dominic Chianese (actor)
• Bryan Clark (actor)
• Stanley Bennett Clay (actor)
• Stephen Collins (actor)
• Nicolas Coster (actor)
• Laurence Covington (actor)
• Leroy Aarons (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• History
• Mystery
• Thriller

Taglines:

At times it looked like it might cost them their jobs, their reputations, and maybe even their lives.
The most devastating detective story of the century!

Quotes:

Bob Woodward: Well, who is Charles Colson?::Harry Rosenfeld: The most powerful man in the United States is President Nixon. You've heard of him? Charles Colson is special counsel to the President. There's a cartoon on his wall. The caption reads, "When you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."

Harry Rosenfeld: Bernstein, why don't you finish one story before trying to get on another?::Carl Bernstein: I finished it.::Harry Rosenfeld: The Virginia legislature story?::Carl Bernstein: I finished it.::Harry Rosenfeld: All right, give it to me.::Carl Bernstein: I'm just polishing it.

Sally Aiken: Ken Clawson told me he wrote the Canuck letter.::Carl Bernstein: The letter that said Muskie was slurring the Canadians.::Bob Woodward: Clawson.::Carl Bernstein: The deputy director of White House communications wrote the Canuck letter. When'd he tell you this?::Sally Aiken: When we were having drinks.::Carl Bernstein: Where were you?::Sally Aiken: My apartment.::Carl Bernstein: When did you say he told you?::Sally Aiken: Two weeks ago.::Carl Bernstein: What else did he say? He didn't say anything? Come on, you're hedging.::Bob Woodward: Do you think he said it to impress you, to try to get you to go to bed with him?::Carl Bernstein: Jesus!::Bob Woodward: No, I want to hear her say it. Do you think he said that to impress you, to try to get you to go to bed with him?::Carl Bernstein: Why did it take you two weeks to tell us this, Sally?::Sally Aiken: I guess I don't have the taste for the jugular you guys have.

[Bernstein has taken one of Woodward's stories off his desk and turned it in]::Bob Woodward: If you're gonna do it, do it right. If you're gonna hype it, hype it with the facts. I don't mind what you did. I mind the way you did it.

Scott, Foreign Editor: It's a dangerous story for this paper.::Ben Bradlee: How dangerous?::Scott, Foreign Editor: Well, it's not that we're using nameless sources that bothers me. Or that everything we print, the White House denies. Or that no other papers are reprinting our stuff.::Howard Simons: What then?::Scott, Foreign Editor: Look, there are two thousand reporters in this town, are there five on Watergate? When did the Washington Post suddenly get the monopoly on wisdom? Why would the Republicans do it? McGovern's self-destructed just like Humphrey, Muskie, the bunch of them. I don't believe this story. It doesn't make sense.

Ken Clawson: Please, listen, now, if you're going to refer to that alleged conversation with Sally Aiken, you can't print that it took place in her apartment. I have a wife and a family and a dog and a cat.::Ben Bradlee: A wife and a family and a dog and a cat. Right, Ken, right, yeah. Uh, Ken, I don't want to print that you were in Sally's apartment...::Ken Clawson: Thank God.::Ben Bradlee: I just want to know what you said, in Sally's apartment.

Carl Bernstein: Boy, that woman was paranoid! At one point I - I suddenly wondered how high up this thing goes, and her paranoia finally got to me, and I thought what we had was so hot that any minute CBS or NBC were going to come in through the windows and take the story away.::Bob Woodward: You're both paranoid. She's afraid of John Mitchell, and you're afraid of Walter Cronkite.

Deep Throat: You'll have to figure that on your own.::Bob Woodward: Look, I'm tired of your chicken shit games! I don't want hints! I need to know what you know!::[pause]::Deep Throat: [very reluctant tone] The Watergate burglary... it was a Haldeman operation. The whole business was run by Haldeman, the money... everything. It won't be easy getting at him. He was insulated somehow, you'll have to find out how. Mitchell started doing covert stuff before anyone else. The list of the people involved is longer than anyone can imagine. It involves the entire U.S. Intelligence Community. FBI... CIA... Justice... it's incredible. The cover-up had little to do with the Watergate foul-up. It was mainly to protect the covert operations. It leads everywhere. Get out your notebook. There's more. Your lives are in danger.

Deep Throat: [angry tone] You let Haldeman slip away.::Bob Woodward: Yes.::Deep Throat: You've done worse than let Haldeman slip away: you've got people feeling sorry for him. I didn't think that was possible. In a conspiracy like this, you build from the outer edges and go step by step. If you shoot too high and miss, everybody feels more secure. You've put the investigation back months.::Bob Woodward: Yes, we know that. And if we're wrong, we're resigning. Were we wrong?

Bob Woodward: Segretti crisscrossed the country, at least a dozen times. And always stayed in cities where there were Democratic primaries.::Carl Bernstein: So if the break-in was just one incident in a campaign of sabotage that began a whole year before Watergate...::Bob Woodward: Then for the first time the break-in makes sense.::Carl Bernstein: This isn't so crazy. This whole thing didn't start with the bugging of the headquarters.::Bob Woodward: Segretti was doing this a year before the bugging.::Carl Bernstein: And a year before, Nixon wasn't slaughtering Muskie, he was running behind Muskie, before Muskie self-destructed.::Bob Woodward: *If* he self-destructed!

Woodward, Bob Filmography

• Herblock: The Black & the White
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The World According to Dick Cheney
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Washington Post
• Black and White and Dead All Over
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• State of Play
  2009, role: actor , character name: Extra
• Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• David Halberstam: The Coldest Winter
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Interviewee
• Out of the Shadows: The Man Who Was Deep Throat
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Author of 'All the President's Men'
• Woodward and Bernstein: Lighting the Fire
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Author of 'All the President's Men'
• Telling the Truth About Lies: The Making of 'All the President's Men'
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself, author of 'All the President's Men'
• Best Sellers or: Peter Sellers and Dr. Strangelove
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• No Fighting in the War Room or Dr. Strangelove and the Nuclear Threat
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Watergate Plus 30: Shadow of History
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Wired
  1989, role: writer
• The Final Days
  1989, role: writer
• Up Your Alley
  1989, role: actor , character name: Husband in Park
• Under Siege
  1986, role: writer
• Under Siege
  1986, role: writer
• Pressure and the Press: The Making of 'All the President's Men'
  1976, role: actor , character name: Himself
• All the President's Men
  1976, role: writer

Woodward, Bob Filmography

• Knowledge is for Acting Upon: The Manhattan Raid
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Inside the Presidency with Bob Woodward
  2005, role: actor

Woodward, Bob Filmography

• Red Runs the River
  1963, role: actor , character name: Gen. Ewell's Aide
• Gun Fight
  1961, role: actor , character name: Mantz
• Oklahoma Territory
  1960, role: actor , character name: Bigelow Henchman
• Five Guns to Tombstone
  1960, role: actor , character name: Gang Member
• Apache Territory
  1958, role: actor , character name: Graves
• The Lone Ranger and the Lost City of Gold
  1958, role: actor , character name: Henchman
• Drums Across the River
  1954, role: actor , character name: Deputy
• Wyoming Renegades
  1954, role: actor , character name: Matt Garner
• Cattle Queen of Montana
  1954, role: actor
• The Black Dakotas
  1954, role: actor , character name: Posse Rider
• Winning of the West
  1953, role: actor , character name: Stagecoach Driver
• Jack Slade
  1953, role: actor , character name: Stage Driver
• The Stranger Wore a Gun
  1953, role: actor , character name: Degas Man
• Wagon Team
  1952, role: actor , character name: Unshaven Henchman
• Blue Canadian Rockies
  1952, role: actor , character name: Dusty
• Night Stage to Galveston
  1952, role: actor , character name: Stage Driver
• Barbed Wire
  1952, role: actor , character name: Rake
• The Old West
  1952, role: actor , character name: Lockwood Wrangler
• The Rough, Tough West
  1952, role: actor , character name: Henchman
• Junction City
  1952, role: actor , character name: Keely
• Apache Country
  1952, role: actor , character name: Henchman
• Stagecoach Driver
  1951, role: actor , character name: Henchman
• Silver Canyon
  1951, role: actor , character name: Wagon Driver
• The Hills of Utah
  1951, role: actor , character name: Miner
• Gene Autry and The Mounties
  1951, role: actor , character name: Wagon Driver
• Nevada Badmen
  1951, role: actor , character name: Stage Passenger
• Radar Secret Service
  1950, role: actor , character name: Gus
• Stage to Tucson
  1950, role: actor , character name: Henchman
• Mule Train
  1950, role: actor , character name: Gives Directions
• Vigilante Hideout
  1950, role: actor , character name: Henchman
• Outlaws of Texas
  1950, role: actor , character name: Henchman
• The Blazing Sun
  1950, role: actor , character name: 2nd Telegrapher
• Across the Badlands
  1950, role: actor , character name: Henchman
• Over the Border
  1950, role: actor , character name: Henchman
• Range Justice
  1949, role: actor , character name: Henchman Bob
• West of El Dorado
  1949, role: actor , character name: Henchman
• Across the Rio Grande
  1949, role: actor , character name: Henchman
• Stampede
  1949, role: actor , character name: Whiskey
• Law of the West
  1949, role: actor , character name: Henchman Spence
• Trouble at Melody Mesa
  1949, role: actor , character name: Henchman
• Haunted Trails
  1949, role: actor , character name: Henchman
• Crashing Thru
  1949, role: actor , character name: Stagecoach Driver
• Gun Runner
  1949, role: actor , character name: Wagon Driver Sam
• Gun Law Justice
  1949, role: actor , character name: Stage Driver Bob Davis
• Riders in the Sky
  1949, role: actor , character name: Henchman
• Roaring Westward
  1949, role: actor , character name: Bob
• Rustlers
  1949, role: actor , character name: Deputy Joe
• Shadows of the West
  1949, role: actor , character name: Henchman Gus
• Dead Man's Gold
  1948, role: actor , character name: Card Player
• Back Trail
  1948, role: actor , character name: Henchman Turk