This video was created for our school's annual staff talent show. Written and directed by Dave Weikert (www.davepc.me) Director of photography: Kaiser Shaffer (http://vimeo.com/kaisershaffer) Vocal performance and recording by Dave Weikert Casting by Dave Weikert Vocal remastering by Kristian Walker (www.kristianwalker.com) Inspired by Brian Geller This parody is based on "Thrift Shop", a single by Maclemore and Ryan Lewis featuring Wanz from the album "The Heist". Released August 27, 2012 by the label Maclemore LLC. Written by Ben Haggerty and Ryan Lewis, and produced by Ryan Lewis. Parody Lyrics Chorus I'm gonna pop a quiz Gonna get the scantrons from my desk drawer. These students gonna wish they had studied Not like I didn't warn them. Verse Nah, walk up to the class like, what up, how ya doin' teach? I did my homework: went ahead and wrote my speech hand wrote it out 'cause my printer outta ink The teacher like "What? Do you ever try to think?" Walkin' back to my seat, headin' to the fourth row S'up to my friend he says "Really smooth move bro." Sit down in my seat, but I'm facein' in the wrong direction Lookin' at the girl who likes to show me a little affection Kiiissssssss Voted 2013 Homecoming Queen! Get'in up stepin' up 'bout to hear a sermon You should have studied last night instead of not workin' Hangin' out and playin' games Everyday the same old way You should be learn'in for your future. -- Dude witch. Down to the office! Get on down to the office! No for real - go get down there. Do you think I'm Playin'? You don't need to have a pass just get your butt goin'! Go tell Mr. Gay about the words that you be throwin'. And for the rest of you here, I've got a little surprise! You could see she had a sick, crazy look in her eyes. Clear the stuff off your desks, put your phones away Get a number 2 pencil... No pens today! Put your name and the date and the class at the top. Oh please Lord, please Lord, please make it stop! Chorus I'm gonna pop a quiz Gonna get the scantrons from my desk drawer. These students gonna wish they had studied Not like I didn't warn them. Chorus I'm gonna pop a quiz Gonna get the scantrons from my desk drawer. These students gonna wish they had studied Not like I didn't warn them. Bridge I'll grade the quiz you took Then put it in the book Don't care what face you make It's not a quiz you can retake. I'll grade the quiz you took Then put it in the book Don't care what face you make It's not a quiz you can retake. Chorus I'm gonna pop a quiz Gonna get the scantrons from my desk drawer. These students gonna wish they had studied Not like I didn't warn them. **Students** David Ankney Jason Bass Matt Beck Chris Boyer Sarabi Cornish Kaylee Depew Emily Gibbs Lane Gross Jonathan Maher Nathaniel Mixon Kody Reeser Tanner Riddle Kyleigh Smeltzer Emily Springer Kalie Stroup Louis Tongay Zachary Williams Kathranne Witmer Drew Wolfgang Haley Zimmer Cody Zinn **Staff*** Shannon Alamo Kathie Boop Beth Ann Brown Donna Burns Brittany Byrne Greg Cauller Ashley Clemens Connie Cieszynski Laura Davenport Rhonda Decker Ann Dellinger Jarrett DeMent Jon Eyster Chad Forry Michael Garrigan Mathew Gay Jennifer Gerhart Jessica Keister Jay Kipp Tana Kling Emily Knezic Hope Kowalewski Lynette Lehman Dan Leiphart Mark Lentz John Marrs Kevin Miller Jessica Mohr Cathy Muraco Mike Muraco Sarah Sentz Bradley Schaefer Sarah Smith Shari Steager Duane Swartz Debbie Reeder Matt Sipe Amande Sodl Justin Tate Ben Weaver Dave Weikert Greg Zirkle Thanks to all of the staff at Northeastern who were able to participate in the production of this video. A HUGE thank you to Ann Dellinger for her awesome performance, dedication of her time, and the use of her classroom. Thanks to all of the 2013-14 Fall Semester multimedia students for being in the video, and helping setup lighting and equipment. Thanks to Jarret Dement , Jon Eyster, Lane Gross, Dan Leiphart, Shari Steager, and Justin Tate for memorizing those lines! You did a great job! Thanks to Pastor Kristian Walker for his donation of time to do the equalization on the vocal track. You are the man! Thanks to Robert Stump for lending us the vice-grip! Thanks to Coulson Miller and Leah Shaffer for being runners during production. Thanks most of all to Kaiser Shaffer! You have been blessed with wonderful talents, and it was a privilege to have you use them on this project. Can't wait to see what the future has in store for you! **Production Equipment** Canon Rebel T3i Camera GoPro Hero 3 Camera Blue Snowball USB Microphone LED Lighting by Elation **Post Production Software** Adobe Audition Adobe AfterEffects Adobe Premiere Pro Avid Pro Tools No Animals were harmed during the production of this video.

• published: 31 Jan 2014
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