Forman, Joey Filmography

• Working with Lucy: A Conversation with Gino Conforti
  2009, role: actor , character name: Clip from 'Lucy Gets Lucky'
• Hollywood Out-takes and Rare Footage
  1983, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Double Exposure
  1983, role: actor , character name: Son
• Den Tüchtigen gehört die Welt
  1982, role: actor , character name: Eddie Owen
• Earthbound
  1981, role: actor , character name: Madden
• The Scarlett O'Hara War
  1980, role: actor , character name: Walter Winchell
• The Nude Bomb
  1980, role: actor , character name: Agent 13
• Stone
  1979, role: actor , character name: Morty Ruskin
• Lucy Calls the President
  1977, role: actor , character name: Agent Thatcher
• New York, New York
  1977, role: actor , character name: Argumentative Man
• Linda Lovelace for President
  1975, role: actor , character name: Chow Ming
• Lucy Gets Lucky
  1975, role: actor , character name: Eddie
• The Boatniks
  1970, role: actor , character name: Lt. Jordan
• The Wicked Dreams of Paula Schultz
  1968, role: actor , character name: Herbert Sweeney
• Candy
  1968, role: actor , character name: Charlie the cop
• Sid Caesar - Edie Adams Together
  1963, role: actor
• The Wheeler Dealers
  1963, role: actor , character name: Buster Yarrow
• The Errand Boy
  1961, role: actor , character name: Jedson
• The Big Operator
  1959, role: actor , character name: Ray Bailey
• Andy Hardy Comes Home
  1958, role: actor , character name: Beezy 'Beez' Anderson
• Hot Rod Rumble
  1957, role: actor , character name: Benny, club president
• The Twinkle in God's Eye
  1955, role: actor , character name: Ted
• A Star Is Born World Premiere
  1954, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Atomic Kid
  1954, role: actor , character name: MP in Hospital

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• The Procrastinator - Jay Foreman
• Moon Chavs - Jay Foreman
• Martin Was A Monkey - Jay Foreman

I am the procrastinator
Make way for me
i will do everything
eventually
but first i'll
fold my clothes and pile them up in order
so the largest thing is on the floor
and then i'll
take my phone and get rid of the messages
that i don't need anymore
i'll make a numbered list of things i have to do
sit long on the toilet, even though i don't need to
build a playing card tower
have a power shower
pick my nails, bite my nails
doing nothing never fails
la la la la la la
la la la la
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
I am the procrastinator
Make way for me
i will do everything
eventually
but first i'll
go outside and get a bit of exercise
by riding around on my bike
and then i'll
go next door and spend hours talking to the
guy that i don't even like
i'll take my posters down and put them up again
go on my computer, log on MSN
MSN! MSN? Who said MSN!??!
If you go on MSN
a terrible thing will happen to you
you will sit and stare for hours
and people you don't like will talk to you
don't go on MSN!
Don't go on MSN!
don't go on MSN!
don't go on M S N!
they say "hi"
you say "hi" back
they say "how r u"
you say "fine thanx how r u"
they say "fine thanx"
and you'll say nothing else all afternoon!
don't go on MSN!
don't go on MSN!
don't go on MSN!
don't go on MSN!
build another tower
have another shower
paint my nails
eat my nails
doing nothing never fails
la la la la la la
la la la la
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
I am the procrastinator
Make way for me
i will do everything

Moon chavs
Chavs on the moon
In a burberry spaceship
Chavs on the moon
Wouldn't the world be much better today
If all chavs were miles and miles away
Where there's far more craters than wankers and thugs
Nothing but each other and clangers to mug
Moon chavs
Chavs on the moon
In a burberry spaceship
Chavs on the moon
What would they do there? Nobody knows.
But who'd care anyway if every chav goes
To where there's no KFC, no McD's, no high street
Nothing but moon cheese and clangers to eat.
Moon chavs
Chavs on the moon
In a burberry spaceship

Martin was a monkey
He lived in London zoo
He had a monkey tyre
And a monkey tree branch too
But Martin wasn't happy there
He sat and dreamt all day
About the thing he wanted most
A skiing holiday
He'd shoot off down the mountain
And whizz across the snow
He'd slalom in between the flags
He couldn't wait to go
But he never did go skiing
He couldn't go because
Martin was a monkey
And a monkey's what he was.
He told his friends about it
They thought that it was daft
They laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed
And laughed and laughed and laughed.
But he left his branch, he left his tree
He leapt apon the floor
But he couldn't leave the cage
Because a lock was on the door
He talked to the zookeepers
He asked to be set free
But nobody would listen
'Cos they couldn't speak monkey
He never did go skiing
He couldn't go because
Martin was a monkey
And a monkey's what he was.
He stood and looked out from the cage
It simply wasn't fair
Why did he have to stay inside
When skiing was out there?
But that's the way life was
And there was nothing he could do
It seemed that all things had a place
And his was in the zoo.
So Martin never got his dream
He simply sat and cried
He spent his life in London Zoo
Until the day he died.
He never did go skiing
He couldn't go because
Martin was a monkey
And a monkey's what he was.
A monkey's what he was.