Definitely Dead (2012)

Actors

• Mads Koudal (actor)
• Maja Muhlack (actress)
• Jonas Kvist Jensen (writer)
• Jonas Kvist Jensen (editor)
• Jonas Kvist Jensen (director)
• Morten Hjorth (producer)
• Henrik Laier (producer)
• Thomas Gooseman (composer)
• Katrine Beck Ibsen (actor)
• Dorte Pedersen II (costume designer)
• Lasse Christensen (producer)
• Thorben Lundø (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Short
• Western

Hollywood Gamble (2012)

Actors

• Kevin MacLeod (composer)
• Duane A. Sikes (producer)
• Nick Afanasiev (actor)
• Dave Silberman (producer)
• Dave Silberman (writer)
• Dave Silberman (director)
• Dave Silberman (producer)
• Richard Samuels (editor)
• Norman Deesing (actor)
• Celia Aurora de Blas (actress)
• Tyler Anderson Gates (actor)
• Charlie Meany (actor)
• John Schaller (editor)
• Alex Quattlander (actor)
• Luke Primeau (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Horror
• Mystery
• Short

Taglines:

Watch out for the Hollywood Gamble...sometimes more than the odds are against you.

Helena's Flushing (2012)

Actors

• Adrian Martinez (actor)
• Dae Hoon Kim (director)
• Dae Hoon Kim (writer)
• Dae Hoon Kim (producer)
• Dae Hoon Kim (actor)
• Dae Hoon Kim (editor)
• Dae Hoon Kim (producer)
• Vivian Tong (actor)
• Celester Rich (actor)
• Didier Elysee (actor)
• Julien Delbassee Leflon (actor)
• Joonhan Lee (producer)
• Shang-Ho Huang (actor)
• Seth Shelden (actor)
• Mina Joo (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Short

Obvious Child (2009)

Actors

• Jenny Slate (actress)
• Christian McHenry (actor)
• Josh Ruben (actor)
• Gillian Robespierre (director)
• Gillian Robespierre (producer)
• Gillian Robespierre (writer)
• Anna Bean (writer)
• Karen Maine (writer)
• Anna Bean (producer)
• Karen Maine (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance
• Short

The Crew (2008)

Actors

• Chris Wilson (actor)
• James Edward Barker (composer)
• Stephen Graham (actor)
• Mem Ferda (actor)
• Rosie Fellner (actress)
• Francis Magee (actor)
• Kenny Doughty (actor)
• Goran Kostic (actor)
• Scot Williams (actor)
• Sara Doughty (miscellaneous crew)
• Justinian Buckley (editor)
• Raza Jaffrey (actor)
• Brad Wall (actor)
• Adrian Vitoria (director)
• Adrian Vitoria (writer)

Genres

• Crime
• Thriller

Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project (2007)

Actors

• Roger Corman (actor)
• Bob Hope (actor)
• Ronald Reagan (actor)
• Whoopi Goldberg (actress)
• Martin Scorsese (actor)
• Clint Eastwood (actor)
• Clint Eastwood (actor)
• Clint Eastwood (actor)
• Robin Williams (actor)
• Frank Sinatra (actor)
• Billy Crystal (actor)
• Robert De Niro (actor)
• Ernest Borgnine (actor)
• Carl Reiner (actor)
• Tony Curtis (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Documentary

Taglines:

No one is safe from the most dangerous man in America
Make way for Mr. Nice Guy
If you think he's so... why does he have so many friends?
No one is safe.

One Last Chance (2004)

Actors

• Bill Paterson (actor)
• James Cosmo (actor)
• Dougray Scott (actor)
• Dougray Scott (producer)
• Ewan Stewart (actor)
• Kevin McKidd (actor)
• St. John O'Rorke (editor)
• Rupert Vansittart (actor)
• Paul Young (actor)
• Brian Pettifer (actor)
• Jamie Sives (actor)
• Ralph Riach (actor)
• Stephen Burt (miscellaneous crew)
• Niall Greig Fulton (actor)
• Neve McIntosh (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

Taglines:

Every plan has its flaws.

Little Red (2000)

Actors

• Sean Paul Murphy (editor)
• Cisco Reyes (actor)
• Dawn Blacksten (miscellaneous crew)
• Dawn Blacksten (actress)
• Clay Valenti (actor)
• Clay Valenti (director)
• Clay Valenti (producer)
• Clay Valenti (writer)
• Pete Burris (actor)
• Kevin Goetz (miscellaneous crew)
• Jordan Baker (producer)
• Ben Hickernell (actor)
• Steve Pierson (composer)
• Andrew Wardlaw (miscellaneous crew)
• Bryan Clark (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Taglines:

One Girl, Two Boys, Three Friends....Changed Forever.

The Rat Race (1960)

Actors

• Franklyn Farnum (actor)
• Stuart Holmes (actor)
• Edith Head (costume designer)
• Elmer Bernstein (actor)
• Elmer Bernstein (composer)
• Tony Curtis (actor)
• Hal K. Dawson (actor)
• Debbie Reynolds (actress)
• Arthur Tovey (actor)
• Joe Ploski (actor)
• Dick Winslow (actor)
• Don Rickles (actor)
• Richard Mueller (miscellaneous crew)
• Jack Oakie (actor)
• Marjorie Bennett (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

Business Before Honesty (1918)

Actors

• Abe Stern (producer)
• Julius Stern (producer)
• Charley Chase (director)
• Oliver Hardy (actor)
• Harry Gribbon (actor)
• Eddie Barry (actor)
• Helen Lynch (actress)
• May Emory (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Nelly Filmography

• The Next
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cartoon Network Hall of Game Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• BET Awards 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Herself
• 2010 BET Hip Hop Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2010 VH1 Hip Hop Honors: The Dirty South
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• The Best of the World Music Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• All Star Comedy Jam
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• BET Awards '08
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Iron Ring
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A Night for Vets: An MTV Concert for the Brave
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• BET Awards 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• BET Hip Hop Awards 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Herself
• Total Finale Live
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Rip the Runway '08
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• 4th Annual VH1 Hip-Hop Honors
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Framed
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV Video Music Awards 2007
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The World Awaits: De La Hoya vs. Mayweather
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• Freedom Fries: And Other Stupidity We'll Have to Explain to Our Grandchildren
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• BET Hip-Hop Awards
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Guest
• Boost Mobile Rockcorps
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hip-Hop: Beyond Beats & Rhymes
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV New Year of Music: New Years Eve 2006
  2006, role: actor , character name: Herself
• Fashion Rocks
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Longest Yard
  2005, role: actor , character name: Megget
• Inked
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tsunami Aid: A Concert of Hope
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2nd Annual VH1 Hip-Hop Honors
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Great American Bash
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• An All-Star Salute to Patti LaBelle: Live from Atlantis
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 25 Strong: The BET Silver Anniversary Special
  2005, role: actor , character name: Performer
• Beef III
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Recording Artist
• BET Awards 2005
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 25 Strong: The BET Silver Anniversary Special
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 47th Annual Grammy Awards
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter of Best Male R&B; Vocal Performance
• MTV Video Music Awards 2005
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Notarized: Year End Video Countdown
  2005, role: actor
• 50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs... Ever
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2004 Radio Music Awards
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Beef II
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Recording Artist
• MTV Europe Music Awards 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• MTV Video Music Awards 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• Nellyville: Bonus DVD
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Tracy Morgan
  2004, role: actor , character name: Cadet Nelly
• Summer Music Mania 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Super Bowl XXXVIII
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Halftime Performer
• The 18th Annual Soul Train Music Awards
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 2004 Billboard Music Awards
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• And You Don't Stop: 30 Years of Hip-Hop
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV Bash: Carson Daly
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 45th Annual Grammy Awards
  2003, role: actor , character name: Performer
• 50 Sexiest Video Moments
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 30th Annual American Music Awards
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Weird Al Presents Al-TV
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself in "Hot in Herre" video
• 2003 Radio Music Awards
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV Video Music Awards Opening Act
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV Video Music Awards 2003
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Fuse's Summer Jam X
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hip Hop Babylon
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself - Interviewee
• MTV Europe Music Awards 2003
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 17th Annual Soul Train Music Awards
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 3rd Annual BET Awards
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Justin Timberlake: Justified - The Videos
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 29th Annual American Music Awards
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Summer Music Mania 2002
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• The 16th Annual Soul Train Music Awards
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2nd Annual BET Awards
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 44th Annual Grammy Awards
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The AXE House Party
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Teen Choice Awards 2002
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Diary Presents: VMA Superstars
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV Video Music Awards 2002
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The 2001 World Music Awards
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Summer Music Mania 2001
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV 20: Live & Almost Legal
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Super Bowl XXXV
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself - Halftime Performer
• The 2001 Billboard Music Awards
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Teen Choice Presents: Teenapalooza
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV Video Music Awards 2001
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• 1st Annual BET Awards
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Source Awards 2001
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• Super Bowl XXXV Halftime Show
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Snipes
  2001, role: actor , character name: Clarence
• The 28th Annual American Music Awards
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Snipes
  2001, role: actor , character name: Prolifik
• The 25 Hottest Stars Under 25
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• The 2000 Radio Music Awards
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• The Source Hip-Hop Music Awards 2000
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself

Nelly Filmography

• Ana Wenty Wa Sa'at Alsafar
  1985, role: actress
• Al-ghoul
  1983, role: actress , character name: Moshira
• Al eeteraf al akhir
  1978, role: actress
• Al-azab emra aa
  1977, role: actress
• Medinet al-samt
  1973, role: actress
• Mogrem taht el-ekhtebar
  1968, role: actress , character name: Aziza
• Ana al-doctor
  1968, role: actress , character name: Nadia
• El ragol el-lazi fakad zilloh
  1968, role: actress , character name: Samia Samy
• Nora
  1967, role: actress , character name: Nora
• Beit el talibat
  1967, role: actress , character name: Amal
• Aguazet seif
  1967, role: actress , character name: Hala
• El mushajibun
  1966, role: actress

Nelly Filmography

• Transsexual Babysitters 20
  2012, role: actress
• America's Next Top Tranny: Season 7
  2010, role: actress
• Transsexual Prostitutes 62
  2010, role: actress
• Transsexual Babysitters 9
  2009, role: actress
• Transsexual Cheerleaders 2
  2009, role: actress

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Honey Bun - South Pacific Soundtrack
• A Cockeyed Optimist - South Pacific Soundtrack
• Im Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair - South Pacific Soundtrack
• Twin Soliloquies - South Pacific Soundtrack
• A Wonderful Guy - South Pacific Soundtrack
• Twin Soliloquies - South Pacific
• Im Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair - South Pacific
• Honey Bun - South Pacific
• A Wonderful Guy - South Pacific
• A Cockeyed Optimist - South Pacific
• I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair - Oscar Hammerstein
• A Cock-eyed Optimist - Oscar Hammerstein

Nellie:
My doll is as dainty as a sparrow,
Her figure is somethin' to applaud.
Where she's narrow she's as narrow an arrow,
And she's broad where a broad should be broad.
A hundred and one pounds of fun,
That's my little honey bun!
Get a load of honey bun tonight.
I'm speakin' of my Sweetie Pie,
Only sixty inches high,
Ev'ry inch is packed with dynamite!
Her hair is blond and curly,
Her curls are hurly-burly.
Her lips are pips!
I call her hips 'Twirly' and 'Whirly.'
She's my baby, I'm her pap!
I'm her booby, she's my trap!
I am caught and I don't wanna run,
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with honey bun!
I am caught and I don't wanna run,
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with honey bun!
Believe me sonny!
She a cookie who can cook you 'till you're done,
Ain't bein' funny!
Sonny, put your money on my honey bun!

Nellie:
When the skies are brighter canary yellow
I forget ev'ry cloud I've ever seen,
So they called me a cockeyed optimist
Immature and incurably green.
I have heard people rant and rave and bellow
That we're done and we might as well be dead,
But I'm only a cockeyed optimist
And I can't get it into my head.
I hear the human race
Is fallin' on its face
And hasn't very far to go,
But ev'ry whippoorwill
Is sellin' me a bill,
And tellin' me it just ain't so.
I could say life is just a bowl of Jello
And appear more intelligent and smart,
But I'm stuck like a dope
With a thing called hope,
And I can't get it out of my heart!
Not this heart...

Nellie:
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
And send him on his way.
I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms,
Nellie and Girls:
I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms,
I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms,
And send him on his way.
Don't try to patch it up
Girls:
Tear it up, tear it up!
Nellie:
Wash him out, dry him out,
Girls:
Push him out, fly him out,
Nellie:
Cancel him and let him go!
Girls:
Yea, sister!
Nellie:
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
And send him on his way.
If a man don't understand you,
If you fly on separate beams,
Waste no time, make a change,
Ride that man right off your range.
Rub him out of the roll call
And drum him out of your dreams.
Girls:
Oho! If you laugh at different comics,
If you root for different teams,
Waste no time, weep no more,
Show him what the door is for.
Rub him out of the roll call
And drum him out of your dreams.
Nellie:
You can't light a fire when the woods are wet,
Girls:
Nellie:
You can't make a butterfly strong,
Girls:
Hmm, hmm!
Nellie:
You can't fix an egg when it ain't quite good,
Girls:
And you can't fix a man when he's wrong!
Nellie:
You can't put back a petal when it falls from a flower,
Or sweeten up a fellow when he starts turnin' sour
Girls:
Oh no! Oh no!
Nellie and Girls:
If his eyes get dull and fishy,
When you look for glints and gleams,
Waste no time,
Make a switch,
Drop him in the nearest ditch!
Rub him out of the roll call,
And drum him out of your dreams
Oho! Oho!
Nellie:
I went to wash that man right outa my hair,
I went to wash that man right outa my hair,
I went to wash that man right outa my hair,
And sent him on his way.
Girls:
She went to wash that man right outa my hair,
She went to wash that man right outa my hair,
She went to wash that man right outa my hair,
Nellie and Girls:
And send him on his way!

Nellie:
Wonder how I'd feel
Livin' on a hillside,
Lookin' on an ocean,
Beautiful and still.
Emile:
This is what I need,
This is what I've longed for.
Someone young and smilin'
Climbin' up my hill!
Nellie:
We are not alike.
Probably I'd bore him.
He's a cultured Frenchman,
I'm a little hick.
Emile:
Younger man than I,
Officers and doctors.
Probably pursue her,
She could have her pick.
Nellie:
Wonder why I feel
Jittery and jumpy!
I'm like a school girl
Waitin' for a dance.
Emile:
Can I ask her now?
I'm like a school boy!
What will be her answer?
Do I have a chance?

Nellie:
I expect everyone of my crowd to make fun
Of my proud protestations of faith in romance,
And they'll say I'm naïve as a babe to believe
Every fable I hear from a person in pants.
Fearlessly I'll face them and argue their doubts away,
Loudly I'll sing about flowers in spring,
Flatly I'll stand on my little flat feet and say
Love is a grand and a beautiful thing!
I'm not ashamed to reveal
The world famous feelin' I feel.
I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
I'm as normal as blueberry pie.
No more a smart little girl with no heart,
I have found me a wonderful guy!
I am in a conventional dither,
With a conventional star in my eye.
And you will note there's a lump in my throat
When I speak of that wonderful guy!
I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May,
A cliché comin' true!
I'm bromidic and bright
As a moon-happy night
Pourin' light on the dew!
I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
High as a flag on the Fourth of July!
If you'll excuse an expression I use,
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love with a wonderful guy!
I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May,
A cliché comin' true!
I'm bromidic and bright
As a moon-happy night
Pourin' light on the dew!
Girls
I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
High as a flag on the Fourth of July!
Nellie:
If you'll excuse an expression I use,
I'm in love,
Girls
I'm in love,
Nellie:
I'm in love,
Girls
I'm in love,
Nellie:
I'm in love,
Girls
I'm in love,
Nellie:
I'm in love,
Girls
I'm in love,
Nellie:
I'm in love,
Girls
I'm in love,
Nellie:
I'm in love,
Girls
I'm in love,
Nellie and Girls
I'm in love with a wonderful guy!

Nellie:
Wonder how I'd feel
Livin' on a hillside,
Lookin' on an ocean,
Beautiful and still.
Emile:
This is what I need,
This is what I've longed for.
Someone young and smilin'
Climbin' up my hill!
Nellie:
We are not alike.
Probably I'd bore him.
He's a cultured Frenchman,
I'm a little hick.
Emile:
Younger man than I,
Officers and doctors.
Probably pursue her,
She could have her pick.
Nellie:
Wonder why I feel
Jittery and jumpy!
I'm like a school girl
Waitin' for a dance.
Emile:
Can I ask her now?
I'm like a school boy!
What will be her answer?

Nellie:
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
And send him on his way.
I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms,
Nellie and Girls:
I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms,
I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms,
And send him on his way.
Don't try to patch it up
Girls:
Tear it up, tear it up!
Nellie:
Wash him out, dry him out,
Girls:
Push him out, fly him out,
Nellie:
Cancel him and let him go!
Girls:
Yea, sister!
Nellie:
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
And send him on his way.
If a man don't understand you,
If you fly on separate beams,
Waste no time, make a change,
Ride that man right off your range.
Rub him out of the roll call
And drum him out of your dreams.
Girls:
Oho! If you laugh at different comics,
If you root for different teams,
Waste no time, weep no more,
Show him what the door is for.
Rub him out of the roll call
And drum him out of your dreams.
Nellie:
You can't light a fire when the woods are wet,
Girls:
Nellie:
You can't make a butterfly strong,
Girls:
Hmm, hmm!
Nellie:
You can't fix an egg when it ain't quite good,
Girls:
And you can't fix a man when he's wrong!
Nellie:
You can't put back a petal when it falls from a flower,
Or sweeten up a fellow when he starts turnin' sour
Girls:
Oh no! Oh no!
Nellie and Girls:
If his eyes get dull and fishy,
When you look for glints and gleams,
Waste no time,
Make a switch,
Drop him in the nearest ditch!
Rub him out of the roll call,
And drum him out of your dreams
Oho! Oho!
Nellie:
I went to wash that man right outa my hair,
I went to wash that man right outa my hair,
I went to wash that man right outa my hair,
And sent him on his way.
Girls:
She went to wash that man right outa my hair,
She went to wash that man right outa my hair,
She went to wash that man right outa my hair,
Nellie and Girls:

Nellie:
My doll is as dainty as a sparrow,
Her figure is somethin' to applaud.
Where she's narrow she's as narrow an arrow,
And she's broad where a broad should be broad.
A hundred and one pounds of fun,
That's my little honey bun!
Get a load of honey bun tonight.
I'm speakin' of my Sweetie Pie,
Only sixty inches high,
Ev'ry inch is packed with dynamite!
Her hair is blond and curly,
Her curls are hurly-burly.
Her lips are pips!
I call her hips 'Twirly' and 'Whirly.'
She's my baby, I'm her pap!
I'm her booby, she's my trap!
I am caught and I don't wanna run,
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with honey bun!
I am caught and I don't wanna run,
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with honey bun!
Believe me sonny!
She a cookie who can cook you 'till you're done,
Ain't bein' funny!

Nellie:
I expect everyone of my crowd to make fun
Of my proud protestations of faith in romance,
And they'll say I'm naïve as a babe to believe
Every fable I hear from a person in pants.
Fearlessly I'll face them and argue their doubts away,
Loudly I'll sing about flowers in spring,
Flatly I'll stand on my little flat feet and say
Love is a grand and a beautiful thing!
I'm not ashamed to reveal
The world famous feelin' I feel.
I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
I'm as normal as blueberry pie.
No more a smart little girl with no heart,
I have found me a wonderful guy!
I am in a conventional dither,
With a conventional star in my eye.
And you will note there's a lump in my throat
When I speak of that wonderful guy!
I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May,
A cliché comin' true!
I'm bromidic and bright
As a moon-happy night
Pourin' light on the dew!
I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
High as a flag on the Fourth of July!
If you'll excuse an expression I use,
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love with a wonderful guy!
I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May,
A cliché comin' true!
I'm bromidic and bright
As a moon-happy night
Pourin' light on the dew!
Girls
I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
High as a flag on the Fourth of July!
Nellie:
If you'll excuse an expression I use,
I'm in love,
Girls
I'm in love,
Nellie:
I'm in love,
Girls
I'm in love,
Nellie:
I'm in love,
Girls
I'm in love,
Nellie:
I'm in love,
Girls
I'm in love,
Nellie:
I'm in love,
Girls
I'm in love,
Nellie:
I'm in love,
Girls
I'm in love,
Nellie and Girls

Nellie:
When the skies are brighter canary yellow
I forget ev'ry cloud I've ever seen,
So they called me a cockeyed optimist
Immature and incurably green.
I have heard people rant and rave and bellow
That we're done and we might as well be dead,
But I'm only a cockeyed optimist
And I can't get it into my head.
I hear the human race
Is fallin' on its face
And hasn't very far to go,
But ev'ry whippoorwill
Is sellin' me a bill,
And tellin' me it just ain't so.
I could say life is just a bowl of Jello
And appear more intelligent and smart,
But I'm stuck like a dope
With a thing called hope,
And I can't get it out of my heart!

Nellie:
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
And send him on his way.
I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms,
Nellie and Girls:
I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms,
I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms,
And send him on his way.
Don't try to patch it up
Girls:
Tear it up, tear it up!
Nellie:
Wash him out, dry him out,
Girls:
Push him out, fly him out,
Nellie:
Cancel him and let him go!
Girls:
Yea, sister!
Nellie:
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
And send him on his way.
If a man don't understand you,
If you fly on separate beams,
Waste no time, make a change,
Ride that man right off your range.
Rub him out of the roll call
And drum him out of your dreams.
Girls:
Oho! If you laugh at different comics,
If you root for different teams,
Waste no time, weep no more,
Show him what the door is for.
Rub him out of the roll call
And drum him out of your dreams.
Nellie:
You can't light a fire when the woods are wet,
Girls:
Nellie:
You can't make a butterfly strong,
Girls:
Hmm, hmm!
Nellie:
You can't fix an egg when it ain't quite good,
Girls:
And you can't fix a man when he's wrong!
Nellie:
You can't put back a petal when it falls from a flower,
Or sweeten up a fellow when he starts turnin' sour
Girls:
Oh no! Oh no!
Nellie and Girls:
If his eyes get dull and fishy,
When you look for glints and gleams,
Waste no time,
Make a switch,
Drop him in the nearest ditch!
Rub him out of the roll call,
And drum him out of your dreams
Oho! Oho!
Nellie:
I went to wash that man right outa my hair,
I went to wash that man right outa my hair,
I went to wash that man right outa my hair,
And sent him on his way.
Girls:
She went to wash that man right outa my hair,
She went to wash that man right outa my hair,
She went to wash that man right outa my hair,
Nellie and Girls:

Nellie:
When the skies are brighter canary yellow
I forget ev'ry cloud I've ever seen,
So they called me a cockeyed optimist
Immature and incurably green.
I have heard people rant and rave and bellow
That we're done and we might as well be dead,
But I'm only a cockeyed optimist
And I can't get it into my head.
I hear the human race
Is fallin' on its face
And hasn't very far to go,
But ev'ry whippoorwill
Is sellin' me a bill,
And tellin' me it just ain't so.
I could say life is just a bowl of Jello
And appear more intelligent and smart,
But I'm stuck like a dope
With a thing called hope,
And I can't get it out of my heart!