Just Shoot Me!

Hot-tempered journalist Maya Gallo got herself fired from yet another job when she made an anchorwoman cry on the air with some gag copy on the teleprompter. Unable to find a job anywhere else and facing eviction, she is forced to go work for Blush, her father's fashion magazine. Personality conflicts quickly ensue with high-strung ex-model Nina van Horn, philandering photographer Elliot, and wise-guy secretary Dennis Finch.

Cast

• Laura San Giacomo
• George Segal
• Wendie Malick
• Enrico Colantoni
• David Spade
• Brian Posehn
• Rena Sofer
• Simon Templeman
• Chris Hogan
• Rhoda Gemignani
• Rebecca Romijn
• Brian Dennehy
• Kevin P. Farley
• Bobby Figueroa
• Sasha Barrese
• Tom Kenny
• Tiffani Thiessen
• David Garry
• Tyra Banks

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Back Issues
  Anchorwoman: Police officials tell me gang violence is down from last year. Police tell me they cred...
• Episode 2: The Devil and Maya Gallo
  Jack Gallo: Come see your new office.::Maya Gallo: I don't need a new office. I don't want a new off...
• Episode 3: Secretary's Day
  [Nina has on fake breasts]::Elliot DiMauro: Do you have a permit for those?::Nina Van Horn: Don't yo...
• Episode 4: Nina's Birthday
  Nina: Hello, my dear, dear friends. Although your names elude me, your presence is no less important...
• Episode 5: In Your Dreams
  Maya: It's always the same. My face gets all scrunched up, my eyes are half closed, and I end up loo...
• Episode 6: Lemon Wacky Hello
  Jack: Here, Dennis.::Dennis: Oh, another scarf. What are the odds?::Jack: No. It's an ascot. The pic...
• Episode : Just Shoot Me
  Maya Gallo: [shaking Dennis' hand] Hello, I'm Maya.::Dennis Finch: Ah, well, "bye-a."::Maya Gallo: U...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: The Experiment
  Maya Gallo: You know, Finch, they're people. They deserve respect, you little freak....
• Episode 2: The Assistant
  Nina Van Horn: Do you know why I am so happy today?::Dennis Finch: Because, according to the Aztec c...
• Episode 3: Old Boyfriends
  Maya Gallo: That was not what it looked like.::Dennis Finch: Good, 'cause it looked like you were ma...
• Episode 4: La Cage
  Jack Gallo: Five thirty and he's still not back from lunch? Even in the seventies that wouldn't fly....
• Episode 5: King Lear Jet
  Jack Gallo: [looking at a photo] Uh-oh, nipple.::Dennis Finch: Really? Give it! I see, there's Waldo...
• Episode 6: My Dinner with Woody
  Dennis Finch: [answering the phone] Morning, Blush. Underpaid phone monkey speaking....
• Episode 7: Twice Burned
  Maya Gallo: There are plenty of good schools.::Jack Gallo: I don't want a good school for Hannah. I ...
• Episode 8: Sweet Charity
  Maya: Doesn't anyone here give?::Dennis: I gave blood.::Maya: Where?::Dennis: Okay, sperm....
• Episode 9: Jesus, It's Christmas
  Elliot DiMauro: No way. Last time I took you on a photo shoot with me, you walked in on Kate Moss ta...
• Episode 10: Elliott the Geek
  Dennis: You couldn't score in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas....
• Episode 11: Sewer!
  Nina Van Horn: Is there anything worse than Monday morning?::Elliot DiMauro: It's Wednesday afternoo...
• Episode 12: In the Company of Maya
  Nina Van Horn: You remember that PR woman from Cosmo who tried to run over her boss with her car? Sh...
• Episode 13: Pass the Salt
  [Finch's father thinks he's gay, and he's trying to convince him that he's not]::Red Finch: I'm sorr...
• Episode 14: The Walk
  Dennis Finch: Maybe: Twice as sweet as no, half as good as yes....
• Episode 15: Nina in the Cantina
  Maya Gallo: Can you believe this is Nina from "Nina in the Cantina"?::Dennis Finch: Why not? It's no...
• Episode 16: College or Collagen
  Nina Van Horn: I have a little something I've been working on my spare time at the office. It's call...
• Episode 17: Nina's Bikini
  Nina Van Horn: [about her bikini poster] They put up a billboard over the Holland Tunnel. 40 plus ac...
• Episode 18: The Kiss
  Maya Gallo: [watching Nina drink coffee straight from the pot] You know, if you need a stronger jolt...
• Episode 19: Bravefinch
  Dennis Finch: If I get killed, tell Courtney in accounting I love her and erase all the porn on my c...
• Episode 20: Jack's Old Partner
  Elliot DiMauro: Nina, what's going on?::Nina Van Horn: These are my children, Estée and Vidal.::Elli...
• Episode 21: Amblushed
  [Nina is covered in gold body paint]::Nina: And what are you looking at?::Dennis: [stands next to he...
• Episode 22: The Emperor
  Maya Gallo: Dennis, did you see that? Robert De Niro just spilt his drink on me. This is the best pa...
• Episode 23: Rescue Me
  Dennis Finch: Yeah, well who needs your stupid job anyway?::Jack Gallo: You do, don't you?::Dennis F...
• Episode 24: Eve of Destruction
  Maya Gallo: Dad, please don't run away.::Jack Gallo: I'm not running, I'm surviving. Does the antelo...
• Episode 25: War & Sleaze
  Elliot DiMauro: [all reading from newspaper] Congressman Michael Tenzer was lost in a tragic duck hu...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: What the Teddy Bear Saw
  [to Nina, in response to a stupid comment]::Elliot DiMauro: Let me ask you something - when you tilt...
• Episode 2: Steamed
  Nina Van Horn: Greta, if you had something on the side of your mouth, would you want me to tell you?...
• Episode 3: The Mask
  [Maya is the only one in costume at the office]::Maya Gallo: That memo telling everyone to dress up,...
• Episode 4: Funny Girl
  Maya Gallo: No hard feelings. Peanut brittle?::Dennis Finch: Oh, I wonder what will happen when I op...
• Episode 5: Two Girls for Every Boy
  Dennis: All women are two drinks away from a girl-on-girl adventure.::Nina: According to who?::Denni...
• Episode 6: The Withholder
  Nina: I like to think of my body as a temple.::Dennis: Which explains why there's a line to get in o...
• Episode 7: Puppetmaster
  Maya Gallo: Quick, quick! Channel six, fast.::Jack Gallo: Why?::Maya Gallo: My blind date is on. I w...
• Episode 8: The List
  Nina Van Horn: Guess what I have?::Dennis Finch: Why, are they baffled down at the clinic?...
• Episode 9: How Nina Got Her Groove Back
  Margo Langhorne: So how did you fare in the blackout?::Nina Van Horn: What blackout?::Margo Langhorn...
• Episode 10: How the Finch Stole Christmas
  Narrator: In a borough just north of the island of Staten / Neath the towers that tower over the isl...
• Episode 11: Slow Donnie
  Elliot: You'll have good food, good wine, it'll be like you're family. Just don't wear any makeup.::...
• Episode 12: A Spy in the House of Me
  Jack Gallo: [admiring his new engraved Louisville Slugger bat] Check it out, right there: Jack Gallo...
• Episode 13: Lies & Dolls
  Jack Gallo: Come on, have a little faith in the girl. Nina could play that part.::Nina Van Horn: Wel...
• Episode 14: Nina Sees Red: Part 1
  Elliot DiMauro: Jack, what are two words that sell magazines?::Jack Gallo: Multiple orgasms....
• Episode 15: Nina Sees Red: Part 2
  Jack Gallo: The Kid is not about "cute"! The Kid is about bullfights and bar fights and old fisherme...
• Episode 16: Hostess to Murder
  Maya Gallo: Here, Nina. It's your character for my murder mystery party.::Nina Van Horn: Oh, thank G...
• Episode 17: Toy Story
  Jack Gallo: Dennis, what's that smell I like?::Dennis Finch: Meadow after a rain storm?::Jack Gallo:...
• Episode 18: Miss Pretty
  Jack Gallo: Our meetings have been a disorganized mess lately. So last night I wrote down ideas on h...
• Episode 19: Maya's Nude Photos
  Jack Gallo: Nina, how are the interviews for the new assistant going?::Nina Van Horn: I'm just about...
• Episode 20: And the Femmy Goes To...
  Jack Gallo: Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this statue?::Elliot DiMauro: It has no genitals.::...
• Episode 21: Softball
  Maya Gallo: What position do you play?::Dennis Finch: Catcher. Also the manager. Because of the thre...
• Episode 22: Shaking Private Trainer
  Nina Van Horn: I guarantee you, in no time he'll have you running a six-minute mile.::Dennis Finch: ...
• Episode 23: Nina's Choice
  Justin: Hello, I'm Special Agent Justin.::Nina Van Horn: My, somebody has a high opinion of himself....
• Episode 24: The Odd Couple: Part 1
  Nina Van Horn: Adrenne, we're ready for make-up. Are you feeling all right?::Adrienne Barker: Not re...
• Episode 25: The Odd Couple: Part 2
  Dennis Finch: Adrienne and I are getting married.::Jack Gallo: Are you on the crack, boy?::Dennis Fi...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: A Divorce to Remember
  Maya Gallo: Nina, will you please tell your cult that Elliot and I are not really married?::Nina Van...
• Episode 2: When Nina Met Elliott
  Bouncer: Hold on there, buddy. You can't go it.::Dennis Finch: That's my wife in there.::Bouncer: Wh...
• Episode 3: Blackmail Photographer
  Nina Van Horn: I bet this is about that little incident in China.::Elliot DiMauro: You gave the Mini...
• Episode 4: Finch Gets Dick
  Maya Gallo: So how did it go in court?::Nina Van Horn: Guilty. Can you imagine? A man in a black rob...
• Episode 5: Jack Vents
  Dennis Finch: Jack, your sounds of the jungle tape just came in.::Jack Gallo: Is it any good?::Denni...
• Episode 6: Hello Goodbye
  Maya Gallo: I had no idea Dagget was doing so badly.::Jack Gallo: He's no worse than the others. But...
• Episode 7: An Axe to Grind
  Maya: Are you all coming to my painting-party on Saturday? We'll paint the walls and have some fun!:...
• Episode 8: First Date
  Maya Gallo: Here's my proposal. We go out for dinner tonight.::Elliot DiMauro: You mean a dinner dat...
• Episode 9: Love Is in the Air
  Jack Gallo: You're a deal maker now. Everything you do must say, "Here I am. I am powerful. I am imp...
• Episode 10: Jack Gets Tough
  Elliot DiMauro: Do you bring greetings from the future?::Dennis Finch: Yes, and there's still no cur...
• Episode 11: Prescription for Love
  Nina Van Horn: So sorry I'm late. My friend Binnie and I had a huge fight. Her new fiancee moved int...
• Episode 12: When Nina Met Elliott's Mother
  Maya Gallo: Hi, Nina.::Nina Van Horn: Morning, Steve.::[kisses Maya on the mouth; stops, looks over ...
• Episode 13: Dial 'N' for Murder
  Dennis Finch: Let me guess? She discovered you, taught you everything she knows, and then you dumped...
• Episode 14: Paradise by the Dashboard Light
  Maya Gallo: Hey, What's with the outfit?::Kaylene: We're doing a Lover's Lane shoot.::Jack Gallo: Ba...
• Episode 15: Tea & Secrecy
  Maya Gallo: To avoid suspicion, we're not going to be able to be affectionate at work.::Elliot DiMau...
• Episode 16: The Pirate of Love
  Jack Gallo: Of course, buying cookies is completely voluntary, so no pressure. Dennis?::Dennis Finch...
• Episode 17: With Thee I Swing
  Elliot DiMauro: I'm sorry, but it was a boring people discussion about a boring book.::Maya Gallo: B...
• Episode 18: Blackjack
  Nina Van Horn: How do I look, Finch?::Dennis Finch: Like a desperate woman hanging on to a youth she...
• Episode 19: Blinded by the Right
  Jack Gallo: Dennis, get me a bodyguard.::Elliot DiMauro: Here. Strong enough for a man.::Jack Gallo:...
• Episode 20: Hot Nights in Paris
  Nina Van Horn: Well, well, well. Look what the incredibly late cat dragged in.::Maya Gallo: I slept ...
• Episode 21: When Nina Met Her Parents
  Elliot DiMauro: Jack, would you consider yourself a fan of nature?::Jack Gallo: Of course. As a boy ...
• Episode 22: Finch on Ice
  Nina Van Horn: Friends, clear your calendars. Two nights from tonight, the A&E; network is airing my ...
• Episode 23: A&E; Biography: Nina Van Horn
  Sammy Rivers: The first thing I did was to change her name. I wanted something exotic and sophistica...
• Episode 24: Fast Times at Finchmont High
  Nina Van Horn: You know what? I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be celibate.::[Maya laughs as she passes by...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Hit the Road, Jack
  Jack Gallo: You two are still here?::Dennis Finch: Um... there was supposed to be a meteor shower.::...
• Episode 2: A Night at the Plaza
  Jack Gallo: Dennis, who do I call to buy this glorious day?::Dennis Finch: Uh... the rich weird guy ...
• Episode 3: Mum's the Word
  Dennis Finch: You know what this is?::Jack Gallo: The outside of the office you're supposed to be in...
• Episode 4: Donnie Returns
  Nina Van Horn: Why did I just tell you all that?::Dennis Finch: I say nothing, you confess. A little...
• Episode 5: Choosing to Be Super
  Jack Gallo: Maya, great job on that piece on women astronauts.::Maya Gallo: Thank you. You see? Seri...
• Episode 6: Brandi, You're a Fine Girl
  Nina Van Horn: Wow, Tommy Hilfiger... He's like the president of things I care about....
• Episode 7: The First Thanksgiving
  Nina Van Horn: Sorry if I'm late. I stopped at a rave on the way out....
• Episode 8: Slamming Jack
  Jack Gallo: You found these in his drawer?::Jarod: Yes sir. Along with maps for a country called Fin...
• Episode 9: Dog Day Afternoon
  Jack Gallo: Dennis, did you get my dry cleaning?::Dennis Finch: [not looking at him] Yep.::Jack Gall...
• Episode 10: Finch and the Fighter
  Kelly: This is such a turn off.::Dennis Finch: What?::Kelly: I liked you because you were gentle and...
• Episode 11: The Gift Piggy
  Jack Gallo: Hey, is that a tarantula?::Kevin Liotta: She's my pet.::Dennis Finch: That's no pet. A p...
• Episode 12: The Proposal: Part 1
  Nina Van Horn: Oh, Maya. You're like my cowardly scarecrow with the tin hat....
• Episode 13: The Proposal: Part 2
  Jack Gallo: I think we should go see how they're doing with Dennis' toe. Maya, we'll be in pediatric...
• Episode 14: The Auction
  Nina Van Horn: I know the perfect woman for you. She's cute and charming, and she's a successful sur...
• Episode 15: Mayas and Tigers and Deans, Oh My
  Maya Gallo: Have you seen my new intern?::Dennis Finch: No. Maybe that's why I had to buy my own lic...
• Episode 16: Sid & Nina
  Sid: Oh, my God. Is that Nina Van Horn?::Dennis Finch: About 20%. The rest is an experimental plasti...
• Episode 17: Where's Poppa?
  Maya Gallo: Nina, we're going to a memorial. I don't think that dress is appropiate.::Nina Van Horn:...
• Episode 18: Erlene and Boo
  Maya Gallo: Is Erlene the one who's married to the sharecropper?::Nina Van Horn: No, that's Lurlene,...
• Episode 19: Fanny Finch
  Fanny Finch, Dennis Finch's Mother: Dennis Quimby Finch.::Dennis Finch: Mommy! I mean, hello, mother...
• Episode 20: Sugar Momma
  Maya Gallo: Do you have a title yet?::Allison Spencer: Either "Love on the Wings of Passion" or "Slu...
• Episode 21: Maya Stops Thinking
  Nina Van Horn: You think too much.::Maya Gallo: That's my style.::Nina Van Horn: Yeah, well, you've ...
• Episode 22: At Long Last Allie
  Maya Gallo: If you want a new job, maybe I can ask my father to find you something else.::Kevin Liot...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: Finch in the Dogg House
  Elliot DiMauro: So Jack just stood there, saying nothing?::Kevin Liotta: He looked angry, like how a...
• Episode 2: The Two Faces of Finch: Part 1
  Jack Gallo: I've been giving this a lot of thought, and I've decided that the all G-string issue is ...
• Episode 3: The Two Faces of Finch: Part 2
  Maya Gallo: It's just a salary negotiation. It's not like it's the Paris Peace Accord.::Nina Van Hor...
• Episode 4: Bye Bye Binnie
  Nina Van Horn: My friend Binnie insisted we go to a pagan fertility ritual. Talk about a night of de...
• Episode 5: Maya Judging Amy
  Maya Gallo: I had no idea finding an assistant was so hard.::Jack Gallo: Be patient. The right one w...
• Episode 6: Finch Chasing Amy
  Dennis Finch: That's it, time for a Finch attack! Crank it, spank it, smack it on the bing-bong!...
• Episode 7: The Impossible Dream
  Dennis Finch: Elliot, come here, there's something I want you to hear.::Elliot DiMauro: Yeah?::Denni...
• Episode 8: The Haves and the Have-Mores
  Kevin Liotta: Hi, Nina. I got you a present.::Nina Van Horn: Oh... How nice. It's a doll.::Kevin Lio...
• Episode 9: Christmas? Christmas!
  Maya Gallo: Where's your Christmas spirit?::Staffer #1: I'm Jewish.::Maya Gallo: [singing] Ooooh, dr...
• Episode 10: Nina Van Mom
  Jack Gallo: Nina, can I help you?::Dennis Finch: No one can help her until she helps herself....
• Episode 11: Nina Van Grandma
  Nina Van Horn: Okay, I'm in a hotel room floor, I'm fully clothed and there are no empty orange vial...
• Episode 12: Liotta? Liotta!
  Jack Gallo: Look at that bridge. That's the George Washington Bridge.::Dennis Finch: Oh, no.::Jack G...
• Episode 13: About a Boy
  Elliot DiMauro: It's really flattering.::Nina Van Horn: Unlike those hideous cargo pants. Change the...
• Episode 14: Friends and Neighbors
  Kevin Liotta: I don't need much, just a kitchen, a bedroom, and a place for my karaoke machine. If I...
• Episode 15: Blind Ambition
  Jack Gallo: Dennis, these grades stink. They're C's and D's, and an F that you changed to an E.::Den...
• Episode 16: A Beautiful Mind
  [upon receiving a gift of a fish tank containing an exotic fish from Jack]::Kevin Liotta: Oh, wow. I...
• Episode 17: Educating Finch
  Kevin Liotta: In what year did the Spanish-American War began?::Dennis Finch: Wait a minute. That's ...
• Episode 18: The Book of Jack
  Maya Gallo: I just spent the weekend with Grammy and guess what she gave me?::Nina Van Horn: A glimp...
• Episode 19: Blush Gets Some Therapy
  Nina Van Horn: How about this? Your feet will float on the street...::Maya Gallo: You've pitched tha...
• Episode 20: The Burning House
  David Hasselhoff: This little guy approached me at racquetball with a script. I try to refer him to ...
• Episode 21: The Bad Grandma
  Nina Van Horn: Jack, I love this country as much as anyone. We have the best nightclubs in the world...
• Episode 22: The Boys in the Band
  Dennis Finch: [wearing a funny hat] Rock and Roll!::Nina Van Horn: What is wrong with you?::Dennis F...
• Season 7
• Episode 1: Guess Who's Coming to Blush
  Vicki Costa: I don't need twelve ways to fake an orgasm. You got one good one, you're covered....
• Episode 2: Mr. Jealousy
  Dennis Finch: [Elliot has been talking to a Russian model] Dude, she's hot. You gonna Vladimir her P...
• Episode 3: Nina and the Rocker
  Simon Leeds: You are like two 25 year olds, or three 17 year olds, only better because we can fit in...
• Episode 4: Halloween? Halloween!
  Kelly: You're having a costume party?::Nina Van Horn: Not just a costume party, the Halloween party ...
• Episode 5: Da Sister Who Loved DiMauro
  Elliot DiMauro: It was nothing like that. We just talked. She says I'm a good listener.::Dennis Finc...
• Episode 6: That Burning Passion
  Nina Van Horn: Check out the guy getting off the elevator.::Maya Gallo: Who is he?::Nina Van Horn: W...
• Episode 7: The Write Stuff
  Jack Gallo: Our next issue is one article short. I need new ideas.::Dennis Finch: How about a featur...
• Episode 8: It's Raining Babies
  Dennis Finch: You know George Lucas is my idol. Just this year I've written fourteen Star Wars, eigh...
• Episode 9: Watch Your Backdraft
  Kevin Liotta: Do you hear that voice too?::Dennis Finch: Yeah, that's Jack's new intercom system.::K...
• Episode 10: Pictures of Lily
  Simon Leeds: I'm taking you to Maine for lunch. There's this place there that serves genuine New Yor...
• Episode 11: The Comedy Stylings of Rivers & Red
  Jack Gallo: Don't worry. I'll do with him like I do with all my employees. I'll crush his spirit unt...
• Episode 12: The Talented Mr. Finch
  Nina Van Horn: If you want your video to play on MTV, you need some hot girls.::Simon Leeds: I don't...
• Episode 13: There's Something About Allison
  Maya Gallo: So Elliot, are you still coming by tonight to... help me move my couch?::Elliot DiMauro:...
• Episode 14: Rivals in Romance
  Elliot DiMauro: There are hundreds of people who would give their eye teeth to spend a day with me.:...
• Episode 15: A Simple Kiss of Fate
  Jack Gallo: There he is! How's my favorite lawyer doing?::Martin: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to...
• Episode 16: The Goodbye Girl
  Dennis Finch: All I need is your social security card and your mother's maiden name.::Elliot DiMauro...
• Episode 17: Donnie Redeemed
  Jack Gallo: Nina, will you put that down? I spent all day buffing my putter.::Dennis Finch: Yeah, an...
• Episode 18: My Fair Finchy
  [Dennis and Rhonda come out of the elevator after making out]::Jack Gallo: We've been waiting for th...
• Episode 19: Son of a Preacher Man
  Nina Van Horn: Simon's parents are driving me crazy. They are so judgemental. And Simon just goes al...
• Episode 20: The Last Temptation of Elliot
  Jack Gallo: I can't stand interns. They're always fawning over you. I hate fawning.::Dennis Finch: H...
• Episode 21: For the Last Time, I Do
  Nina Van Horn: For the first time in my life I know what's it like to be high on life. It's not as m...
• Episode 22: Future Issues
  Nina Van Horn: You may think this is sappy and old-fashioned, but you know where I met your dad? At ...
• Episode 23: Evaluate This!
  Nina Van Horn: Honesty is one of those things people say they want, but they really don't, like educ...
• Episode 24: Strange Bedfellows
  Nina Van Horn: Oh, Maya! How I wish I could live in your fantasy world of unicorns and moon landings...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Shoot Me... - Krypteria
• Shoot Me... - Miss Li
• Shoot Me... - Grief
• Shoot Me... - Johnny Philko
• Shoot Me... - With All Sincerity

Tell me do you remember all the pain you put me through?
You forgot? I did not, I never will
I really hate you right now, I really do
I'm gonna make you pay now
There's only one way out of this left for you:
Shoot me, better shoot me now
Shoot before I knock you out
Yes, I'm gonna knock you out
Shoot me, better shoot me now
Shoot or else you're going down
You'll pay the price for every single thing you did to me
You can run, you can hide, I'll chase you down
Crying won't help you, no one will rescue you
It's time for you to pay now
There's only one way out of this left for you:
Shoot me, better shoot me now
Shoot before I knock you out
Yes, I'm gonna knock you out
Shoot me, better shoot me now
Shoot or else you're going down
So now you say you're sorry about the things you did to me
It's too late, way too late, you're going down
Shoot me (shoot me), better shoot me now
Shoot before I knock you out
Yes, I'm gonna knock you out
Shoot me, better shoot me now

Walking down the street
But I can't move my feet
No more guarantee
For you but not for me
Thousand pills a day
A million days away
And all the things they say
Just hit to my face
Stuck out in the rain
It's running through my veins
Shoot me with the pain
Until I go Insane
Walls are falling down
Falling down on me
I'm stuck between the sheets
And I can hardly breathe
Stuck out in the rain
It's running through my veins
Shoot me with the pain
It's running through my veins
Shoot me with me pain
Shoot me with the pain
Shoot me with the pain

in my sleep
unsuspecting
put a gun to my head
I hate my pathetic life

Copyright Kinkead 2000
It's been a long hard road, the one I'm livin'
and I've been taking all it's got and I keep on grinning
And now I realize, as I'm halfway through,
There's only one thing I need for you to do.
Oh won't you shoot me, before I get old
So won't you shoot me, now you've been told
So won't you shoot me.......... before I get old
-----------Lead Break-------------------------------
Don't want to live out my life in a wheel chair
Don't want to sit around the home and play solitaire
Don't want to be sedated and left to die
I just wanna live 'till I'm twenty-five.
There's gotta be a better way than an institution
Indignity and shame are no solution
You can take my car, or my home my friend
But, I'm wanna keep my pride 'till the bitter end
So won't you shoot me, before I get old
So won't you shoot me, now you've been told

away from my true self all that i ever wanted went away
and with all my heart i wish you stayed because i went
wrong with blood on my hands i knew this would end i
sleep alone tonight with all the words i can say to you