• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Constipation - Spiderbait
• Constipation - 30 Foot Fall
• Constipation - Francky Vincent

A Complicated Song
Uh huh, extra cheese.
Uh huh, Uh huh, save a piece for me.
Pizza party at your house,
I went just to check it out.
19 extra larges,
What a shame, no one came.
Just us, eatin' all alone,
You said, "take the pizza home.
No sense lettin' all this go to waste,"
So then I faced
Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese 'round the
clock,
Is gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care for
irregularity.
Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels
evacuated,
In the bathroom.
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench
and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take a laxative or have my colon
irrigated.
No, no, no.
I was feelin' pretty down,
'Til my girlfriend came around.
We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
In fact, I just thought I might,
pop the question there that night.
I was kissin' her so tenderly,
But woe is me.
Who would've guessed, her family crest.
I'd suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
Tell me.
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me if I knew she was my cousin we never
would've dated.
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have
kids with 11 toes,
And move to Alabama where that kinda' thing is
tolerated.
No, no, no.
(no no)x11
(oooh)
I had so much on my mind,
I thought maybe I'd unwind.
Try out that new roller coaster ride,
And the guide...
Said not to stand, but that's a demand,
That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see!
Tell me!
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really
hate it.
It's such a drag now.
can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't
belch or yodel anymore,
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports
Illustrated.
Oh no!
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah
yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me
irritated.
What a bummer.
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were
separated.

Constipation - No defecation
I ate too many jalepanos
I've got burning asshole syndrome
I am sitting on the pot
A thousand farts that will not stop
I ate a little too much cheese
My pants are down below my knees
Sitting on a porcelain
Sitting in a lonely stall
I read this on the bathroom wall
"Here i sit all broken hearted
Tried to shit and only farted
Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their shit in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit!"

Ah Bien Mangé,
A bien boire
On dit bien mangé bien boire oui
Por qui bien mangé
Aprés ça j'aye caca ouais,
Tout les jours aux WC
J'y vais l'matin pour faire caca
Aujourd'hui j'y suis
Vers minuit ça ne sort pas! (ah)
J'ai tout le corp transit
Je suis plutôt dans l'embarras
J'ai mangé des goyaves
Par une chaleur suave
Je n'ai mangé que les pépins,
Qu'elle idée je suis crétin!
J'aurais du bouffer la pelure,
Mon p'tit caca serai moins dur
J'ai le front tout en sueur,
J'ai plutôt froid et puis j'ai peur
Mes Intestins dans le pétrin,
Il faut remmettre ça a demain
(A demain, A demain)
(A demain, A demain)
Aujourd'hui c'est demain,
J'suis demain j'vé èt vilain
Ca ne veux pas sowtiw
C'est toujouw un motiw
Je prend un bout de bois
Pouw faire sowtir caca
C'est évident Vincent,
T'es dans la merde maint'nant!
La prochaine fois je ne mangerai pas ça
Je choisirai sans doute de la puré
Pendant constipation,
C'est la bonne résolution!
La situation empiw,
J'ai tout le cow qui transpiw!
Ils n'en son pas même grumeau
J'ai mal aux fesses j'ai mal au dos
(Mal au dos, Mal aux fesses)
(Mal au dos)
(Il pousse, il pousse)
(Caca sort pas!)
(Il mousse, il mousse)
(Caca passe pas!)
Je n'ai mangé que les pépins,
Qu'elle idée je suis crétin!
J'aurais dû bouffer la pelure,
Mon p'tit caca serait moins dur
Jeux de mots jeux de gros mots
N'en sont pas même un grumeau
Jeux de mains je de vilains,
Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses
(Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses)
Ah, Eh, Euh
(Je le refais j'ai mal au fesses)
Ah, Eh, Euh
Eureueru
(Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses)
(Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses)
Ah bien mangé,
A bien boire
Aprés ça on a soufère
(Il pousse, il pousse)
Ouais mais il soufrre aussi hein il souffre
(Caca sort pas)
Heuhuehuue
(Il mousse, il mousse)
(Caca passe pas)
Je n'ai mangé que les pépins,
Qu'elle idée je suis crétin!
J'aurais du bouffer la pelure,
Mon p'tit caca serai moins dur
Jeux de mots jeux de gros mots
N'en sont pas même un grumeau
Jeux de mains je de vilains,
Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses
(Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses)
(Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses)
(Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses)