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Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
9 to 5
A slave driver telling me "Get on the ball!"
A crowded store
I kneel before them
Misery beyond compare
Sweaty socks
A lady boxer
What's she got against fresh air?
I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion
Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Hardly any clothes (lifeguard)
Sand between my toes (lifeguard)
White stuff on my nose
Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
I'm getting fat
What does it matter?
Nobody cares at all
But next July, I'll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool
Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool
Summer blondes revealing tanlines
I'll make more moves than Allied Van Lines
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (be a big man, now...get a great tan, now)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Sitting on my chair (lifeguard)
In the salty air (lifeguard)
White stuff on my nose
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Lounging on the deck (lifeguard)
Whistle 'round my neck (lifeguard)
White stuff in my nose
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
- published: 23 May 2009
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Stan fakes receiving a telegram so he can go to a club with Ollie and a bottle of his unsuspecting wife's liquor, but she overhears his plans.
Director: James Parrott
Writers: Leo McCarey (story), H.M. Walker (dialogue)
Stars: Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Anita Garvin
- published: 04 Jun 2014
- views: 40716
Copyright Blottones Music
Written by Broadway Blotto
www.blotto.net
Strange sensations coming over me
Something I can't explain
Suddenly there's an endless void where I used to keep my brain
I gotta see a doctor, but I'm too wasted to phone one
Wanna customize my van and I don't even own one
I get up in the morning and I wanna shave my chest,
Get myself a skull tattoo, wear a denim vest
My friends are getting worried
They don't know me anymore
I smash my head against the wall
I don't even know what for
Ah, ah, ah, Oh!
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Ah, ah, ah
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Something makes me lose control when I hear the guitar go--
Metal head, I'm a metal head and I wanna rock and roll
When I go to a rock show I wanna raise my fist
Show my band of leather and the spikes around my wrist
I've got my Harley T-shirt, my wine skin and a six pack,
Some homegrown for the ride back home, Van Halen on the 8-track
Ah, ah, ah, WWHAAAAA!
I'm turning into a heavy metal head (Heavy metal!)
Ah, ah, ah
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Something makes me lose control when I hear the singer go--
Metal head, I'm a metal head, I just wanna rock and roll
(metal head, I'm a metal head, I wanna rock and roll)
1,2,3,4!
Strange sensations coming over me
Something I can't explain
Suddenly there's an endless void where I used to keep my brain
Ah, ah, ah, WWHAAAAA!
I'm turning into a heavy metal head (Heavy meta!)
Ah, ah, ah
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Something makes me lose control when I hear the drummer go--
Metal head, I'm a metal head, and I wanna rock and roll
(metal head, I'm a metal head, and I wanna rock and roll)
I'm a metal head, metal head
I just wanna Rock and Roll!
- published: 23 May 2009
- views: 50101
Here's a rarely shown cartoon short from the Oh Yeah! Cartoons Frederator anthology series, originally shown on Nickelodeon. It was produced and directed by the amazing and talented Emmy-award-winning Byron Vaughns.
Blotto is our hero, in an out-of-the-inkwell sort of way, albeit from a dripping brush. He sings the praises of his animated "Ink World" to a driving jazz music beat, but his main girl, the lady in red, repeats her disdainful "Ink Stinks" vocals right in his fish-eyed face.
The comic book bad guy, a goon with a perpetual word balloon nailed to his head, ponderously belts out his plans while his balloons fill with words and pictures, rebus-style. No Spoilers. You've just got to stick around for the surprise ending!
No copyright infringement intended. All copyrights belong to the respective copyright holders.
- published: 27 Jan 2015
- views: 8851
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Laurel and Hardy were one of the most popular and critically acclaimed comedy double acts of the early Classical Hollywood era of American cinema. Composed of thin Englishman Stan Laurel (1890–1965) and fat American Oliver Hardy (1892–1957), they became well known during the late 1920s to the mid-1940s for their slapstick comedy, with Laurel playing the clumsy and childlike friend of the pompous Hardy. They made over 100 films together, initially two-reelers (short films) before expanding into feature length films in the 1930s. Their films include Sons of the Desert (1933), the Academy Award winning short film The Music Box (1932), Babes in Toyland (1934), and Way Out West (1937). Hardy's catchphrase "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!" is still widely recognized.
Prior to the double act both were established actors with Laurel appearing in over 50 films and Hardy in over 250 films. Although the two comedians first worked together on the film The Lucky Dog (1921), this was a chance pairing and it was not until 1926, when both separately signed contracts with the Hal Roach film studio, that they began appearing in movie shorts together. Laurel and Hardy officially became a team the following year in the silent short film Putting Pants on Philip (1927). The pair remained with the Roach studio until 1940, then appeared in eight "B" comedies for 20th Century Fox and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer from 1941 to 1945. After finishing their movie commitments at the end of 1944, they concentrated on stage shows, embarking on a music hall tour of England, Ireland, and Scotland. In 1950 they made their last film, a French/Italian co-production called Atoll K, before retiring from the screen. In total they appeared together in 107 films. They starred in 40 short sound films, 32 short silent films and 23 full-length feature films, and made 12 guest or cameo appearances, including the recently discovered Galaxy of Stars promotional film (1936).
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25:45Laurel and Hardy -Blotto (1930)
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10:01Blotto Colorized Part 1 of 2
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4:27I Wanna Be A Lifeguard by Blotto
I Wanna Be A Lifeguard by BlottoI Wanna Be A Lifeguard by Blotto
copyright Blottones Music written by Broadway Blotto www.blotto.net Selling shoes Another loser working in a shopping mall 9 to 5 A slave driver telling me "Get on the ball!" A crowded store I kneel before them Misery beyond compare Sweaty socks A lady boxer What's she got against fresh air? I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Hardly any clothes (lifeguard) Sand between my toes (lifeguard) White stuff on my nose Selling shoes Another loser working in a shopping mall I'm getting fat What does it matter? Nobody cares at all But next July, I'll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool Summer blondes revealing tanlines I'll make more moves than Allied Van Lines I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (be a big man, now...get a great tan, now) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Sitting on my chair (lifeguard) In the salty air (lifeguard) White stuff on my nose I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Lounging on the deck (lifeguard) Whistle 'round my neck (lifeguard) White stuff in my nose I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) -
37:23Blotto (1930) Laurel and Hardy Vintage Comedy Movies
Blotto (1930) Laurel and Hardy Vintage Comedy MoviesBlotto (1930) Laurel and Hardy Vintage Comedy Movies
Stan fakes receiving a telegram so he can go to a club with Ollie and a bottle of his unsuspecting wife's liquor, but she overhears his plans. Director: James Parrott Writers: Leo McCarey (story), H.M. Walker (dialogue) Stars: Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Anita Garvin -
5:36METAL HEAD by Blotto
METAL HEAD by BlottoMETAL HEAD by Blotto
Copyright Blottones Music Written by Broadway Blotto www.blotto.net Strange sensations coming over me Something I can't explain Suddenly there's an endless void where I used to keep my brain I gotta see a doctor, but I'm too wasted to phone one Wanna customize my van and I don't even own one I get up in the morning and I wanna shave my chest, Get myself a skull tattoo, wear a denim vest My friends are getting worried They don't know me anymore I smash my head against the wall I don't even know what for Ah, ah, ah, Oh! I'm turning into a heavy metal head Ah, ah, ah I'm turning into a heavy metal head Something makes me lose control when I hear the guitar go-- Metal head, I'm a metal head and I wanna rock and roll When I go to a rock show I wanna raise my fist Show my band of leather and the spikes around my wrist I've got my Harley T-shirt, my wine skin and a six pack, Some homegrown for the ride back home, Van Halen on the 8-track Ah, ah, ah, WWHAAAAA! I'm turning into a heavy metal head (Heavy metal!) Ah, ah, ah I'm turning into a heavy metal head Something makes me lose control when I hear the singer go-- Metal head, I'm a metal head, I just wanna rock and roll (metal head, I'm a metal head, I wanna rock and roll) 1,2,3,4! Strange sensations coming over me Something I can't explain Suddenly there's an endless void where I used to keep my brain Ah, ah, ah, WWHAAAAA! I'm turning into a heavy metal head (Heavy meta!) Ah, ah, ah I'm turning into a heavy metal head Something makes me lose control when I hear the drummer go-- Metal head, I'm a metal head, and I wanna rock and roll (metal head, I'm a metal head, and I wanna rock and roll) I'm a metal head, metal head I just wanna Rock and Roll! -
6:51Blotto HQ
Blotto HQBlotto HQ
Here's a rarely shown cartoon short from the Oh Yeah! Cartoons Frederator anthology series, originally shown on Nickelodeon. It was produced and directed by the amazing and talented Emmy-award-winning Byron Vaughns. Blotto is our hero, in an out-of-the-inkwell sort of way, albeit from a dripping brush. He sings the praises of his animated "Ink World" to a driving jazz music beat, but his main girl, the lady in red, repeats her disdainful "Ink Stinks" vocals right in his fish-eyed face. The comic book bad guy, a goon with a perpetual word balloon nailed to his head, ponderously belts out his plans while his balloons fill with words and pictures, rebus-style. No Spoilers. You've just got to stick around for the surprise ending! No copyright infringement intended. All copyrights belong to the respective copyright holders. -
3:52Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, Blotto (1930)
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13:26Stanley Drunk #1 Blotto (Laurel & Hardy)
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6:45Blotto - My Baby's The Star of a Driver's Ed Movie - Exit Dome THREEEE - 2/13/2010
Blotto - My Baby's The Star of a Driver's Ed Movie - Exit Dome THREEEE - 2/13/2010Blotto - My Baby's The Star of a Driver's Ed Movie - Exit Dome THREEEE - 2/13/2010
- Al Kilgore
- Anita Garvin
- Arthur Housman
- Baldwin Cooke
- Ben Turpin
- Bernard Delfont
- Billy Gilbert
- Blake Edwards
- Bronson Pinchot
- Charley Chase
- Charley Rogers
- Charlie Chaplin
- Chuck McCann
- Daphne Pollard
- Dick Cavett
- Dick Van Dyke
- Edgar Kennedy
- Fred Karno
- Gailard Sartain
- Hal Roach
- Harry Bernard
- James Parrott
- Jean Harlow
- Jerry Lewis
- Jimmy Aubrey
- Joe Rock
- Kyp Harness
- Larry Harmon
- Larry Semon
- Laurel and Hardy
- Leo McCarey
- Leroy Shield
- Mae Busch
- Mae Dahlberg
- Marcel Marceau
- Marvin Hatley
- Maurice Sendak
- Oliver Hardy
- Orson Bean
- Peter Cushing
- Peter Sellers
- Ralph Edwards
- Robert Youngson
- Sam Lufkin
- Scott MacGillivray
- Stan Laurel
- Stanley Kramer
- Thelma Todd
- Tiny Sandford
- Wikipedia Persondata
'Blotto' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Dead Man Down (2013)
Actors: Steven Squillante (producer), Judy Dickerson (miscellaneous crew), Isabelle Huppert (actress), Ante Novakovic (actor), Neal H. Moritz (producer), Joe Cappelletti (miscellaneous crew), Raymond Mamrak (actor), Armand Assante (actor), Colin Farrell (actor), Robert Bizik (actor), F. Murray Abraham (actor), Dominic Cooper (actor), Terrence Howard (actor), Gine Lui (miscellaneous crew), Mela Lee (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: Victor, a rising gangland player, has infiltrated the crime empire run by ruthless kingpin Alphonse, with the single purpose of making Alphonse pay for destroying his once happy life. As he meticulously orchestrates his vengeance from his high-rise home, Victor watches and is watched by Beatrice, a mysterious young woman who lives in the apartment across from his. On the surface a fragile woman-child, Beatrice seethes with a rage of her own. When she uncovers Victor's dark secrets, she threatens to expose him unless he helps her carry out her own campaign of retribution. Each fixated on avenging the past, they devise a violent and cathartic plan that could change their worlds forever.
Keywords: abandoned-ship, ak-47, albanian, bare-chested-male, bilingualism, blackmail, blood-spatter, bomb, box-office-flop, brokem-wristwatchGenres: Action, Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Revenge is coming. Blood demands blood.
Quotes:
Victor: Alphonse. Don't go anywhere.::Alphonse: You coming for me?::Victor: No, I'm coming for her.Alphonse: What happened to your face?::Beatrice: Car accident. What happened to yours?
[last lines]::Darcy: Did you choose not to kill me 'cause I've got a wife and a kid?::Victor: No. I didn't kill you because they've got you.
Beatrice: [to Victor] I never thought about it before. Revenge. But... when I saw you kill that man in your apartment... I knew I had my answer.
[first lines]::Darcy: [holding infant son] It wasn't meant to be this way, you know? We make our plans, sure. But life... life is what happens to you along the way. You know, first I didn't want this. I didn't want to connect. I didn't want to get involved. But she kept on with me, you know. This is what life is. This is why we're here. To connect. To... to build. We're here to build something. And then we had Theo. And then I understood that... you know, she was right. We're not meant to be alone. You know what she said to me? She said that even the most damaged heart can be mended. Even the most damaged heart.
Beatrice: You speak French?::Victor: I'd like to.::Beatrice: Yeah?::Victor: Sure.::Beatrice: Another language?::Victor: Hungarian.::Beatrice: You're Hungarian?::[Victor silently nods]::Beatrice: You don't have an accent.::Victor: I work very hard to get rid of it.
Beatrice: I was involved in a car accident last year. I was a beautician before. They rebuilt part of my face, but it's... it's kind of hard to give advice on beauty now. And, uh, I have to smile a lot in my job, and most of the time it hurts to smile.::Victor: I don't get to smile so much. My work.::Beatrice: No?::Victor: No. Maybe you and I should switch jobs.
Beatrice: I swear sometimes. Especially when I drink.::Victor: Me too.::Beatrice: Fuck.::Victor: Shit.
Victor: I thought you talk a lot.::Beatrice: I thought you don't.::Victor: It must be the company. Usually I don't.
Beatrice: He didn't pay!::Victor: Stop saying that! I understand.::Beatrice: You're going to do it.::Victor: What I did has nothing to do with you!::Beatrice: You have to do this. He ruined my life. I have nothing. I am nothing. I want it done as soon as possible. Then I will forget. I will begin my life. And I will forget that I ever met you.::Victor: [yelling] Do you know what it is to kill a man?::Beatrice: I will forget that I ever met you.::Victor: Well it's not a bug! It's not a rat!::Beatrice: I will never kill a bug or a rat. He's much worse than these things!::Victor: You don't know what you're getting into with me. You've no fucking idea!
The High Five Apprentice (2012)
Actors: Eric Bauza (actor), Sheila Sofian (miscellaneous crew), Mar Elepano (miscellaneous crew), Dustin Painter (composer), Julia Bellows (actor), Tom Kanter (writer), Tom Kanter (writer), Tom Kanter (editor), Adam Williams (actor), David Kanter (actor),
Plot: After Ray, a well-meaning but wimpy man, loses his job as well as his girlfriend, he encounters Blotto, a cat who is the self-proclaimed Cat-God of High Fives. Blotto whisks Ray off to the High Five Realm, where he teaches him the joys of high fives, and in turn, reveals to Ray the true meaning of paying it forward.
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Short,Hold That Kiss (1938)
Actors: Edwin Maxwell (actor), Frank McClure (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Edward Brophy (actor), Frank Albertson (actor), Leonard Carey (actor), William 'Billy' Benedict (actor), James Conaty (actor), Edgar Dearing (actor), Martin Faust (actor), George Barbier (actor), Charles Judels (actor), Jack Luden (actor), Tully Marshall (actor), Buddy Messinger (actor),
Plot: June Evans, clothing model, and Tommy Bradford, travel agent, both dream of being rich. When they meet at millionaire, J. Westley Piermont's daughter's wedding, they both assume each other is wealthy. Each being there to do errands. Piermont having a very poor memory unknowingly helps June and Tommy confirm their lies. The two begin to date, resulting in each other trying to outdo the other. But both have no money.
Keywords: betting-parlor, bookie, butler, clarinet, deception, dog, dog-show, family-relationships, fashion-show, kleptomaniaGenres: Comedy, Romance,
Quotes:
Steven 'Steve' Evans: Hey, Aunt Lucy, how'd you like to pick up a few extra bucks?::Aunt Lucy McCaffey: On a horse, I suppose.::Steven 'Steve' Evans: Yeah.::Aunt Lucy McCaffey: Awww. [waves her hand]::Steven 'Steve' Evans: But this one's different.::Aunt Lucy McCaffey: What does he do, run backwards?Al: Listen, if they got dough, they're not screwy, they're eccentric!
Aunt Lucy McCaffey: Say, Fred: we're having a little party tonight and I thought mayeb you'd like to help out.::Fred, the Elevator Operator: [smiling broadly] Yes, ma'am!::Aunt Lucy McCaffey: Have you ever done any serving?::Fred, the Elevator Operator: Yes, ma'am, I served six months once in Georgia!::Aunt Lucy McCaffey: Oh, well, we only need you for a couple of hours.
Blotto
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- Blotto / These Are My People released: 2010
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- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen I Wanna Be a Lifeguard
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen (We Are) The Nowtones
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Too Much Fun
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen It's Only Money
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Scream
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen I Quit
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Metal Head
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen It's Not You
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Occupational Hazard
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen When the Second Feature Starts
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Goodbye, Mr. Bond
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen She's Got a Big Boyfriend
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Gimme the Girl
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen My Baby's the Star Of a Driver's Ed Movie
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen H. S. H.
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Stop! In the Name Of Love
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen Lightning Strikes
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen I Wanna Be a Lifeguard (Live)
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen The B Side
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I Wanna Be A Lifeguard by Blotto
copyright Blottones Music written by Broadway Blotto www.blotto.net Selling shoes Another loser working in a shopping mall 9 to 5 A slave driver telling me "Get on the ball!" A crowded store I kneel before them Misery beyond compare Sweaty socks A lady boxer What's she got against fresh air? I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Hardly any clothes (lifeguard) Sand between my toes (lifeguard) White stuff on my nose Selling shoes Another loser working in a shopping mall I'm getting fat What does it matter? Nobody cares at all But next July, I'll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool Co... -
Blotto (1930) Laurel and Hardy Vintage Comedy Movies
Stan fakes receiving a telegram so he can go to a club with Ollie and a bottle of his unsuspecting wife's liquor, but she overhears his plans. Director: James Parrott Writers: Leo McCarey (story), H.M. Walker (dialogue) Stars: Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Anita Garvin -
METAL HEAD by Blotto
Copyright Blottones Music Written by Broadway Blotto www.blotto.net Strange sensations coming over me Something I can't explain Suddenly there's an endless void where I used to keep my brain I gotta see a doctor, but I'm too wasted to phone one Wanna customize my van and I don't even own one I get up in the morning and I wanna shave my chest, Get myself a skull tattoo, wear a denim vest My friends are getting worried They don't know me anymore I smash my head against the wall I don't even know what for Ah, ah, ah, Oh! I'm turning into a heavy metal head Ah, ah, ah I'm turning into a heavy metal head Something makes me lose control when I hear the guitar go-- Metal head, I'm a metal head and I wanna rock and roll When I go to a rock show I wanna raise my fist Show m... -
Blotto HQ
Here's a rarely shown cartoon short from the Oh Yeah! Cartoons Frederator anthology series, originally shown on Nickelodeon. It was produced and directed by the amazing and talented Emmy-award-winning Byron Vaughns. Blotto is our hero, in an out-of-the-inkwell sort of way, albeit from a dripping brush. He sings the praises of his animated "Ink World" to a driving jazz music beat, but his main girl, the lady in red, repeats her disdainful "Ink Stinks" vocals right in his fish-eyed face. The comic book bad guy, a goon with a perpetual word balloon nailed to his head, ponderously belts out his plans while his balloons fill with words and pictures, rebus-style. No Spoilers. You've just got to stick around for the surprise ending! No copyright infringement intended. All copyrights belong to ... -
Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, Blotto (1930)
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Stanley Drunk #1 Blotto (Laurel & Hardy)
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Blotto - My Baby's The Star of a Driver's Ed Movie - Exit Dome THREEEE - 2/13/2010
Laurel and Hardy -Blotto (1930)
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 25:45
- Updated: 08 May 2016
- views: 1432
- published: 08 May 2016
- views: 1432
Blotto Colorized Part 1 of 2
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 10:01
- Updated: 15 May 2015
- views: 8140
- published: 15 May 2015
- views: 8140
Blotto Colorized Part 2 of 2
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 15:01
- Updated: 15 May 2015
- views: 15418
- published: 15 May 2015
- views: 15418
I Wanna Be A Lifeguard by Blotto
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:27
- Updated: 23 May 2009
- views: 153319
copyright Blottones Music
written by Broadway Blotto
www.blotto.net
Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
9 to 5
A slave driver telling me "...
copyright Blottones Music
written by Broadway Blotto
www.blotto.net
Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
9 to 5
A slave driver telling me "Get on the ball!"
A crowded store
I kneel before them
Misery beyond compare
Sweaty socks
A lady boxer
What's she got against fresh air?
I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion
Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Hardly any clothes (lifeguard)
Sand between my toes (lifeguard)
White stuff on my nose
Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
I'm getting fat
What does it matter?
Nobody cares at all
But next July, I'll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool
Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool
Summer blondes revealing tanlines
I'll make more moves than Allied Van Lines
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (be a big man, now...get a great tan, now)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Sitting on my chair (lifeguard)
In the salty air (lifeguard)
White stuff on my nose
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Lounging on the deck (lifeguard)
Whistle 'round my neck (lifeguard)
White stuff in my nose
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
wn.com/I Wanna Be A Lifeguard By Blotto
copyright Blottones Music
written by Broadway Blotto
www.blotto.net
Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
9 to 5
A slave driver telling me "Get on the ball!"
A crowded store
I kneel before them
Misery beyond compare
Sweaty socks
A lady boxer
What's she got against fresh air?
I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion
Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Hardly any clothes (lifeguard)
Sand between my toes (lifeguard)
White stuff on my nose
Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
I'm getting fat
What does it matter?
Nobody cares at all
But next July, I'll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool
Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool
Summer blondes revealing tanlines
I'll make more moves than Allied Van Lines
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (be a big man, now...get a great tan, now)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Sitting on my chair (lifeguard)
In the salty air (lifeguard)
White stuff on my nose
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Lounging on the deck (lifeguard)
Whistle 'round my neck (lifeguard)
White stuff in my nose
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
- published: 23 May 2009
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Blotto (1930) Laurel and Hardy Vintage Comedy Movies
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- Duration: 37:23
- Updated: 04 Jun 2014
- views: 40716
Stan fakes receiving a telegram so he can go to a club with Ollie and a bottle of his unsuspecting wife's liquor, but she overhears his plans.
Director: James ...
Stan fakes receiving a telegram so he can go to a club with Ollie and a bottle of his unsuspecting wife's liquor, but she overhears his plans.
Director: James Parrott
Writers: Leo McCarey (story), H.M. Walker (dialogue)
Stars: Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Anita Garvin
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Stan fakes receiving a telegram so he can go to a club with Ollie and a bottle of his unsuspecting wife's liquor, but she overhears his plans.
Director: James Parrott
Writers: Leo McCarey (story), H.M. Walker (dialogue)
Stars: Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Anita Garvin
- published: 04 Jun 2014
- views: 40716
METAL HEAD by Blotto
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- Duration: 5:36
- Updated: 23 May 2009
- views: 50101
Copyright Blottones Music
Written by Broadway Blotto
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Strange sensations coming over me
Something I can't explain
Suddenly there's an end...
Copyright Blottones Music
Written by Broadway Blotto
www.blotto.net
Strange sensations coming over me
Something I can't explain
Suddenly there's an endless void where I used to keep my brain
I gotta see a doctor, but I'm too wasted to phone one
Wanna customize my van and I don't even own one
I get up in the morning and I wanna shave my chest,
Get myself a skull tattoo, wear a denim vest
My friends are getting worried
They don't know me anymore
I smash my head against the wall
I don't even know what for
Ah, ah, ah, Oh!
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Ah, ah, ah
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Something makes me lose control when I hear the guitar go--
Metal head, I'm a metal head and I wanna rock and roll
When I go to a rock show I wanna raise my fist
Show my band of leather and the spikes around my wrist
I've got my Harley T-shirt, my wine skin and a six pack,
Some homegrown for the ride back home, Van Halen on the 8-track
Ah, ah, ah, WWHAAAAA!
I'm turning into a heavy metal head (Heavy metal!)
Ah, ah, ah
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Something makes me lose control when I hear the singer go--
Metal head, I'm a metal head, I just wanna rock and roll
(metal head, I'm a metal head, I wanna rock and roll)
1,2,3,4!
Strange sensations coming over me
Something I can't explain
Suddenly there's an endless void where I used to keep my brain
Ah, ah, ah, WWHAAAAA!
I'm turning into a heavy metal head (Heavy meta!)
Ah, ah, ah
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Something makes me lose control when I hear the drummer go--
Metal head, I'm a metal head, and I wanna rock and roll
(metal head, I'm a metal head, and I wanna rock and roll)
I'm a metal head, metal head
I just wanna Rock and Roll!
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Copyright Blottones Music
Written by Broadway Blotto
www.blotto.net
Strange sensations coming over me
Something I can't explain
Suddenly there's an endless void where I used to keep my brain
I gotta see a doctor, but I'm too wasted to phone one
Wanna customize my van and I don't even own one
I get up in the morning and I wanna shave my chest,
Get myself a skull tattoo, wear a denim vest
My friends are getting worried
They don't know me anymore
I smash my head against the wall
I don't even know what for
Ah, ah, ah, Oh!
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Ah, ah, ah
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Something makes me lose control when I hear the guitar go--
Metal head, I'm a metal head and I wanna rock and roll
When I go to a rock show I wanna raise my fist
Show my band of leather and the spikes around my wrist
I've got my Harley T-shirt, my wine skin and a six pack,
Some homegrown for the ride back home, Van Halen on the 8-track
Ah, ah, ah, WWHAAAAA!
I'm turning into a heavy metal head (Heavy metal!)
Ah, ah, ah
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Something makes me lose control when I hear the singer go--
Metal head, I'm a metal head, I just wanna rock and roll
(metal head, I'm a metal head, I wanna rock and roll)
1,2,3,4!
Strange sensations coming over me
Something I can't explain
Suddenly there's an endless void where I used to keep my brain
Ah, ah, ah, WWHAAAAA!
I'm turning into a heavy metal head (Heavy meta!)
Ah, ah, ah
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Something makes me lose control when I hear the drummer go--
Metal head, I'm a metal head, and I wanna rock and roll
(metal head, I'm a metal head, and I wanna rock and roll)
I'm a metal head, metal head
I just wanna Rock and Roll!
- published: 23 May 2009
- views: 50101
Blotto HQ
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 6:51
- Updated: 27 Jan 2015
- views: 8851
Here's a rarely shown cartoon short from the Oh Yeah! Cartoons Frederator anthology series, originally shown on Nickelodeon. It was produced and directed by the...
Here's a rarely shown cartoon short from the Oh Yeah! Cartoons Frederator anthology series, originally shown on Nickelodeon. It was produced and directed by the amazing and talented Emmy-award-winning Byron Vaughns.
Blotto is our hero, in an out-of-the-inkwell sort of way, albeit from a dripping brush. He sings the praises of his animated "Ink World" to a driving jazz music beat, but his main girl, the lady in red, repeats her disdainful "Ink Stinks" vocals right in his fish-eyed face.
The comic book bad guy, a goon with a perpetual word balloon nailed to his head, ponderously belts out his plans while his balloons fill with words and pictures, rebus-style. No Spoilers. You've just got to stick around for the surprise ending!
No copyright infringement intended. All copyrights belong to the respective copyright holders.
wn.com/Blotto Hq
Here's a rarely shown cartoon short from the Oh Yeah! Cartoons Frederator anthology series, originally shown on Nickelodeon. It was produced and directed by the amazing and talented Emmy-award-winning Byron Vaughns.
Blotto is our hero, in an out-of-the-inkwell sort of way, albeit from a dripping brush. He sings the praises of his animated "Ink World" to a driving jazz music beat, but his main girl, the lady in red, repeats her disdainful "Ink Stinks" vocals right in his fish-eyed face.
The comic book bad guy, a goon with a perpetual word balloon nailed to his head, ponderously belts out his plans while his balloons fill with words and pictures, rebus-style. No Spoilers. You've just got to stick around for the surprise ending!
No copyright infringement intended. All copyrights belong to the respective copyright holders.
- published: 27 Jan 2015
- views: 8851
Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, Blotto (1930)
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:52
- Updated: 02 Apr 2015
- views: 5225
- published: 02 Apr 2015
- views: 5225
Stanley Drunk #1 Blotto (Laurel & Hardy)
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- Duration: 13:26
- Updated: 14 Aug 2015
- views: 1591
- published: 14 Aug 2015
- views: 1591
Blotto - My Baby's The Star of a Driver's Ed Movie - Exit Dome THREEEE - 2/13/2010
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 6:45
- Updated: 16 Feb 2010
- views: 2682
- published: 16 Feb 2010
- views: 2682
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Laurel and Hardy -Blotto (1930)
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Blotto Colorized Part 1 of 2
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Blotto Colorized Part 1 of 2
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I Wanna Be A Lifeguard by Blotto
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written by Broadway Blotto
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Selling shoes
Anoth...
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I Wanna Be A Lifeguard by Blotto
I Wanna Be A Lifeguard by Blotto
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Blotto (1930) Laurel and Hardy Vintage Comedy Movies
Stan fakes receiving a telegram so he can go to a club with Ollie and a bottle of his unsu...
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Blotto (1930) Laurel and Hardy Vintage Comedy Movies
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METAL HEAD by Blotto
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Strange sensati...
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METAL HEAD by Blotto
METAL HEAD by Blotto
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Blotto HQ
Here's a rarely shown cartoon short from the Oh Yeah! Cartoons Frederator anthology series...
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Blotto HQ
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Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, Blotto (1930)
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Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, Blotto (1930)
Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, Blotto (1930)
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Stanley Drunk #1 Blotto (Laurel & Hardy)
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Stanley Drunk #1 Blotto (Laurel & Hardy)
Stanley Drunk #1 Blotto (Laurel & Hardy)
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6:45
Blotto - My Baby's The Star of a Driver's Ed Movie - Exit Dome THREEEE - 2/13/2010
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Blotto - My Baby's The Star of a Driver's Ed Movie - Exit Dome THREEEE - 2/13/2010
Blotto - My Baby's The Star of a Driver's Ed Movie - Exit Dome THREEEE - 2/13/2010
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I Don't Keep with Liars Anymore
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Glitterbomb
Shatter the mirror on the wall and turn me into beautiful broken pieces.
I am a slave to my own reflection.
Hollywood in a soft syringe push it in and make a star out of me.
Hollywood in a soft syringe and I'll forget who I am.
I wanna be your new big nothing, glowing on a silver screen.x3
I'd like to thank the academy.
And all my family and friends.
We'll make another masterpiece.
A monologue and a eulogy.
I couldn't have done this without you.
I couldn't have made it this far without you.
I forget who I am sometimes.
I forget my lines.
I forget who i am sometimes.
I forget my lines.
