The Love Guru (2008)

Actors

• Boyd Banks (actor)
• Matt Baram (actor)
• Sachin Bhatt (actor)
• Jahlani Bishop (actor)
• Frank Bishun (actor)
• Rob Blake (actor)
• Sharat Chawla (actor)
• Deepak Chopra (actor)
• Gotham Chopra (actor)
• Robert Cohen (actor)
• Stephen Colbert (actor)
• Rick Cordeiro (actor)
• Seán Cullen (actor)
• Wayne Curnew (actor)
• Bob Bainborough (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance
• Sport

Taglines:

His Karma is Huge
Get ready for the summer of love

Quotes:

Jacques Grande: Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!

Guru Pitka: Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle. Tickle, tickle.

Jacques Grande: Ding Dong. Did someone order the special Quebec pizza huh? You know, like in the porno.

Guru Pitka: Let's look at the word, guru. Ok. My goal is to get you to say "Gee You Are You", tm.

[repeated line]::Guru Pitka: Marishka Hargitay.

Rajneesh: [answering cell phone] Dell Computers, this is Chip.

Guru Pitka: If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?

Jay Kell: [from trailer] That is going to knock some change out of his coin purse!

Jacques Grande: And now, I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza.::Prudence Roanoke: What's that?::Jacques Grande: Pop-Tart with the ketchup. She's good.

Guru Pitka: Please welcome, Celine Dion!::Jacques Grande: Ah! Dis is my day of lucky!

Kilmer, Val Filmography

• Untitled Terrence Malick Project
  2014, role: actor
• Tom Sawyer & Huckleberry Finn
  2014, role: actor , character name: Mark Twain
• Riddle
  2013, role: actor , character name: Sheriff Richards
• Planes
  2013, role: actor , character name: Bravo
• Standing Up
  2013, role: actor , character name: Hofstadder
• Palo Alto
  2013, role: actor , character name: Stewart
• The Fourth Dimension
  2012, role: actor , character name: Hector
• Lotus Community Workshop
  2012, role: actor , character name: Hector
• Deep in the Heart
  2012, role: actor , character name: The Bearded Man
• 7 Below
  2012, role: actor , character name: Bill McCormick
• The Fourth Dimension
  2012, role: composer
• Breathless
  2012, role: actor , character name: Dale
• Wyatt Earp's Revenge
  2012, role: actor , character name: Wyatt Earp
• 5 Days of War
  2011, role: actor , character name: Dutchman
• Shakespeare High
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Twixt
  2011, role: actor , character name: Hall Baltimore
• Silver Cord
  2011, role: actor , character name: Rafael Griggs
• Blood Out
  2011, role: actor , character name: Arturo
• Kill the Irishman
  2011, role: actor , character name: Joe Manditski
• MacGruber
  2010, role: actor , character name: Dieter Von Cunth
• The Traveler
  2010, role: actor , character name: Mr. Nobody
• The Traveler
  2010, role: actor , character name: Drifter
• The Codfather
  2010, role: actor , character name: Travers
• Gun
  2010, role: actor , character name: Angel
• Provinces of Night
  2010, role: actor , character name: Warren Bloodworth
• Double Identity
  2009, role: actor , character name: Dr. Nicholas Pinter
• American Cowslip
  2009, role: actor , character name: Todd Inglebrink
• The Steam Experiment
  2009, role: actor , character name: Jimmy
• The Thaw
  2009, role: actor , character name: Dr. Kruipen
• 2009 American Music Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Heat
  2009, role: actor , character name: Chris Shiherlis
• Hardwired
  2009, role: actor , character name: Virgil
• Streets of Blood
  2009, role: actor , character name: Det. Andy Deveraux
• The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans
  2009, role: actor , character name: Stevie Pruit
• Delgo
  2008, role: actor , character name: Bogardus
• American Meth
  2008, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Unconquered; Allan Houser and the Legacy of One Apache Family
  2008, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• 2:22
  2008, role: actor , character name: Maz
• Columbus Day
  2008, role: actor , character name: John Cologne
• Mon clown
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Columbus Day
  2008, role: producer
• Felon
  2008, role: actor , character name: John Smith
• Conspiracy
  2008, role: actor , character name: MacPherson
• The Love Guru
  2008, role: actor , character name: Val Kilmer
• Have Dreams, Will Travel
  2007, role: actor , character name: Henderson
• Deja Vu
  2006, role: actor , character name: Agent Pryzwarra
• 10th & Wolf
  2006, role: actor , character name: Murtha
• The Ten Commandments: The Musical
  2006, role: actor , character name: Moses
• Played
  2006, role: actor , character name: Dillon
• Oliver Stone - Hollywoods Lieblingsrebell
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself