Zombieland (2013)

Actors

• John Casino (actor)
• Andy Dylan (actor)
• Mark Fichera (actor)
• Bob Fisher (actor)
• Dick Hancock (actor)
• Casey Hendershot (actor)
• Bobby Jordan (actor)
• Eric Miranda (actor)
• T. Ryan Mooney (actor)
• Matthew Austin Murray (actor)
• Christopher Place (actor)
• Tyler Ross (actor)
• Andy Rusk (actor)
• Eric R Salas (actor)
• Tim Bagley (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Horror

Taglines:

A new dead is dawning.

Quotes:

Tallahassee: Oh, I am this close to losing every last bit of my shit.

Tallahassee: We are cursed! We... are... cursed! We're cursed! It's like we picked up Bobby Brady's ass-reaming Tiki and it's just tipping us over, and just ramming us in the...::[to Little Rock]::Tallahassee: Please don't ask me who Bobby Brady is, or I'll lose my shit more than I lost it a second ago, okay?

Tallahassee: There's nothing more romantic then an old couple dying within minutes of one another.::Columbus: Yeah, that's because you smashed their heads in with a fireplace poker.::Little Rock: This is really, really fucked up.::Tallahassee: Hey-ho! Language. But you're right. It is.

Most of My Memoirs Are Plagiarized (2010)

Actors

• Dominic Burkart (actor)
• Jamie Burkart (actor)
• Dan Keezer (actor)
• Chris Wilson (actor)
• Maria Calderon (actress)
• Julia Fredenburg (actress)
• Teal Gardner (actress)
• Emily Monen (actress)
• Shayna Stevens (actress)
• Wilson Vance (actress)
• John Acquadro (producer)
• Dan Keezer (producer)
• Emily Monen (producer)
• John Acquadro (writer)
• John Acquadro (composer)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Romance

Taglines:

Not your usual doomed love story.

Quotes:

David 'Ashley' Planner: How flexible is the kitchen?

Immaculada Boxer: Oh man. Hot winter.::Gresheon: Those leaves aren't even bothering to fall this year.::Immaculada Boxer: I needed this.::Gresheon: You play hard. You deserve it.::Immaculada Boxer: Yeah, but I hate taking a break. Even though I've been goin' my whole life.

David 'Ashley' Planner: You know, I knew I shouldn't have had you guys when I was your age. I just grew out of it.

David 'Ashley' Planner: I apparently went too far, but nobody wants to consider the fact that maybe they came too close.::Eleanor: I'll post your bail.::David 'Ashley' Planner: It's the least you could do, you being one of them.::Eleanor: It'll be us someday. You go and meet Immaculada. And some day, it'll be us. Us'll be you and me.

David 'Ashley' Planner: Hey, um, do you know that doing gymnastic exercise is a way better way to generate creative thoughts than just exercise?::Immaculada Boxer: I...::David 'Ashley' Planner: I'm trying out cartwheeling because I have this big idea. It's too big to exist, but I don't think dreaming gets enough credit. People look down on you if you're not physically ambitious. So, I wanted to do this universe book thing, where instead of there being, like, footnotes that relate back to the real world, there would be... footnotes that would create an entire reality defined by the cultural references of a single novel. There would be actual films, game shows, people living in towns, a whole alternate history of popular music, that this book would define and basically create, in a way, by being written, and then I would go about making all those films, getting audiences and contestants together for those game shows, having surrogate mothers and town fathers giving birth to children and cities and raise and build them as fictionally-defined people and places who and that exist according to the life of my book. I'd get a ton of bands together, and there would be a whole new canon... I don't think I'd make rock as popular, I mean... the rhythms that people rely on that are based off of it are just... the opposite of what music is really supposed to inspire, which is a passion for... life. And there would be an alternate set of book publishers to publish any books that this book would create by referencing. We'd open a Museum of Contemporary Art that was filled with... real art.::Immaculada Boxer: What would you call it?::David 'Ashley' Planner: I'm just frustrated because there are so many options, and there's only one choice to be made in a particular situation, and I think that... a fascist art project that costs billions of dollars and requires the violation of personal rights to bring it into fruition... would relieve the desperation that comes from the limitlessness of everyone's imagination, and the finality not just of life itself but of every single moment that passes in life. Because I need something in my life to fill my life, and I need it to be the biggest thing I can think of, and the biggest thing is my thoughts. The project itself couldn't be titled. It's just a universal, impossible dream being un-realized and realized in a particular way.::Immaculada Boxer: Tell me more about my dreams.::David 'Ashley' Planner: I need something first. Something with carrots.

Wilbur: You'll get your kids back when the gallery show is over.

Immaculada Boxer: Wow, this is pretty... amazing.::David 'Ashley' Planner: Yeah, it's really good for tension, and it's also cooling to the skin.::Immaculada Boxer: Is it going to dry up?::David 'Ashley' Planner: You have to keep it wet... almost constantly.

Wichita: Good to see you're free.::Immaculada Boxer: Submission is the greatest expression of agency as long as you're a fucking genius in the moment.::Wichita: What are you gonna do with this memento?::Immaculada Boxer: I need to baptize something!

Wilbur: So where do you see yourselves?::Health: Splitting up. I'd like to go with a family of realists.::Wilbur: Open-minded realists or close-minded?::Health: Open-minded.::Yates: And what about you, Emily?::Emily: I'll find my own way, which is the Lord's way. So, I guess the closeminded realists.::Yates: There are actually a lot of other options...::Emily: Close-minded realists.

Wichita: Now, Immaculada, as you travel, you should know that there will be several treasure options. Many of the treasures you find will be intangible, yet invaluable, and otherwise unobtainable, treasures that you will be able to choose over more materialistically rewarding prizes. It's almost like you're following the clues to get to the next treasure on the ground and also in your own heart. Are you ready to go?::Immaculada Boxer: I'm so ready!::Wichita: Okay, here's the first trick. The first clue-trick.

Zombieland (2009)

Actors

• Jacob G. Akins (actor)
• Hunter Aldridge (actor)
• Michael August (actor)
• Daniel Burnley (actor)
• Chris Burns (actor)
• Dalton Cole (actor)
• Blaise Corrigan (actor)
• Ernest Dancy (actor)
• Jesse Eisenberg (actor)
• Chase Fitzgerald (actor)
• Jon Gould (actor)
• Derek Graf (actor)
• Travis Grant (actor)
• Woody Harrelson (actor)
• Cesar Aguirre (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Horror

Taglines:

Our land is their land.
Welcome to Zombieland.
This place is so dead
Nut up or shut up.
Survival rule #21: Avoid strip clubs.
Survival rule #28: Get a kickass partner.
Survival rule#4: Don't be a hero.
Survival rule #1: Cardio.
A comedy that kills.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.::Columbus: I've actually been meaning to ask you, have you been to Columbus, because I've been trying to...::Wichita: Have you never played the quiet game?

[from trailer]::Tallahassee: Time to nut up or shut up!

Columbus: [after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.

Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells, so, uh, that'll do, pig.::Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard, and you stole it from a movie.

Columbus: Fuck this clown.

Columbus: The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.

Columbus: I could tell she knew what I was feeling, we all are orphans in Zombieland.

Columbus: [to Tallahassee] You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab.

Tallahassee: [discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the fucking Twinkies?::Columbus: I love Sno-Balls.::Tallahassee: I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency.::Columbus: [eats a Sno Ball] Fresh.::Tallahassee: Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet.

Tallahassee: [Columbus kisses Wichita] Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck.

Happy Campers (2001)

Actors

• Jordan Bridges (actor)
• Trevor Christensen (actor)
• Graham Frye (actor)
• Xavier Hernandez (actor)
• Daniel Kumatz (actor)
• Amir Lamei (actor)
• Justin Long (actor)
• Keram Malicki-Sánchez (actor)
• Cliff Moore (actor)
• Brad Renfro (actor)
• Dustin Rubin (actor)
• Peter Stormare (actor)
• Ryan Triebold (actor)
• Bradley Waters (actor)
• Ryan Adams (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

The excitement is In-tents!

Quotes:

Donald: Life sucks - in a good way. Falling in love, falling in hate, getting laid, getting hurt - what's one without the other? When it comes to the ritual of growing up, sometimes you smile because you're happy. Other times, you smile just because you've survived. But hey, a smile is a smile.

Oberon: Nobody tells you how to be an adult. You just keep getting older anyway.

Wendy: Don't get all Breakfast Club on me, bitch!

[after getting hit in the face with a water-filled condom]::Adam: Aah! Spermicidally lubricated.

Pixel: Most stories with a bunch of camp counselors have some serial psycho who systematically butchers everyone one by one.::Wendy: Yeah. And?::Pixel: I don't know, it's kind of funny. I mean who needs a serial psycho with a chainsaw when we have ourselves?

Wendy: Wichita and I were a dream come true, but you know, we have a lot more dreams left. I mean, really, who wants happily ever after when you're nineteen? Before you can be the love of someone's life, you have to have a life first.

Wendy: Isn't fun great?

Little boy: I got stung by a bee.::Wendy: That's terrible, I know how you feel.::Little boy: No you don't.::Wendy: He's right I have absolutely no idea what it feels like.

Adam: Hey, have you ever had a pussy wrapped completely around your head?::Wichitaesque Wes: Eh... no.::Adam: Then what are you... a butthole baby?... haha butthole baby.

Wichita: You know, this reminds me of the time when, uh, we were just talking about something and all of a sudden started to kiss.

Machismo: 40 Graves for 40 Guns (1971)

Actors

• Hank Adams (actor)
• Stanley Adams (actor)
• Alfie (actor)
• Liberty Angelo (actor)
• Vincent Barbi (actor)
• Bethel Buckalew (actor)
• Bartlett Carson (actor)
• Ron Castro (actor)
• Noble 'Kid' Chissel (actor)
• Royal Dano (actor)
• Thomas Duran (actor)
• Frisco Estes (actor)
• Silas Everett (actor)
• Bob Feiner (actor)
• Ben Adams (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Western

Die Flußpiraten vom Mississippi (1963)

Actors

• Luigi Batzella (actor)
• Erich Ebert (actor)
• Heinz Engelmann (actor)
• Heinz Engelmann (actor)
• Hansjörg Felmy (actor)
• Horst Frank (actor)
• Norbert Gastell (actor)
• Reinhard Glemnitz (actor)
• Brad Harris (actor)
• Wolf C. Hartwig (actor)
• Tony Kendall (actor)
• Karl Lieffen (actor)
• Werner Lieven (actor)
• Christian Marschall (actor)
• Vladimir Bacic (actor)

Genres

• Western

Die Flußpiraten vom Mississippi (1963)

Actors

• Luigi Batzella (actor)
• Erich Ebert (actor)
• Heinz Engelmann (actor)
• Heinz Engelmann (actor)
• Hansjörg Felmy (actor)
• Horst Frank (actor)
• Norbert Gastell (actor)
• Reinhard Glemnitz (actor)
• Brad Harris (actor)
• Wolf C. Hartwig (actor)
• Tony Kendall (actor)
• Karl Lieffen (actor)
• Werner Lieven (actor)
• Christian Marschall (actor)
• Vladimir Bacic (actor)

Genres

• Western

Prairie Thunder (1937)

Actors

• Ralph Bucko (actor)
• Bob Burns (actor)
• Yakima Canutt (actor)
• George Chesebro (actor)
• Iron Eyes Cody (actor)
• Buck Connors (actor)
• Ben Corbett (actor)
• Jim Corey (actor)
• Frank Ellis (actor)
• Dick Foran (actor)
• George Guhl (actor)
• John Harron (actor)
• Stuart Holmes (actor)
• Wilfred Lucas (actor)
• Chief John Big Tree (actor)

Genres

• Western

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Wichita - Jayhawks
• Wichita - XV
• Wichita - Virginia Coalition
• Wichita - Gary Jules

(Olson/Louris/Perlman)
come to Wichita
won't be there in forty days
this is an evil land
brings a devil's cloud
take a message
to abide in what you own
and there'll be no more
no more people singing
la la la
in one morning you will be mine
where the fields are smiling
no more people singing
la la la
in one morning you will be mine
where the fields are smiling
where the fields are smiling
there by crook and fire
and the squatter's rights
don't your cheek get sore
and your mouth get dry
sevens on your sleeve
haven't counted days
then he slouches home
to your loved ones gates
la la la
in one morning you will be mine
where the fields are smiling
no more people singing
la la la
in one morning you will be mine
where the fields are smiling
where the fields are smiling
with my pockets torn
by a whirlwind
man takes what it needs
turns you inside out
come to Wichita
won't be there in forty days
this is an evil land
brings a devil's cloud
la la la
in one morning you will be mine
where the fields are smiling
no more people singing
la la la
in one morning you will be mine
where the fields are smiling

[Verse 1: XV]
Small town, big dreams
And a young boy, the age of fifteen
Had a premonition that his city would get seen
Now I'm winning, get Sheen in the city, uh
The home of a hero
Heroin stay back, this is dope on a needle
Do it for the people, with an anchorman ego
Sex panther cologne in a speedo
Coming live from
Everyday I have to
It's kamikaze blowing up cities you can't come back to
Through all of their don'ts I paid mad dues
I just want the world to feel me like a masseuse
Take em to Kansas,
I ran shit, no ringtones, no dances
Just real music coming out, the fucking answers
Painted ya'll a picture on this Just Blaze canvas
[Hook:]
Small town, big dreams
And a young boy the age of fifteen
Had a premonition that his city would get seen
Big dreams, big dreams, and
Big dreams
Small town, big dreams
And a young boy, the age of fifteen
Had a premenition that his city would get seen
Big dreams, big dreams, and
[Verse 2:]
I'm in the crib dropping shit, no baby diaper
Posted on twitter, showed them niggas that they ain't nicer
Given for free, but when I sell it better pay the piper
You want bars, well this page is Rikers
Thank ya'll the
My home is, I roll with
The coldest, so know this
I won't stop, so know this
I go in, show out
Then you, close in
The dub is gon blow out
Tell me who is gonna hit up
I'm cool not being you
Whether you ran to my music, or just walk through my tombs
Hope you feel it in your sole, like a rock in your shoe
Middle finger to the motherfuckers who thought I should move, away from
As I instruct this, get the memo
Kill instrumentals, as I'm instructed
Time to tell them about the kid from Kansa niggas can't fuck with
And I'm a show the world what the dub is, in the city of
[Hook:]
Small town, big dreams
And a young boy the age of fifteen
Had a premonition that his city would get seen
Big dreams, big dreams, and
Big dreams
Big dreams
And a young boy at the age of fifteen
Had a premonition that his city would get seen
Big dreams, big dreams, and
[Bridge:]
In the city, in the city, in the city of Wichita
In the city, in the city of, in the city of (Wichita)
In the city, in the city, in the city of Wichita
In the city, in the city of, in the city of
(Wichita)
[Just Blaze:]
Oh yeah, it ain't over motherfuckers
[Bridge:]
In the city of, in the city of, in the city of Wichita
In the city of, in the city of, in the city of
In the city of, in the city of, in the city of Wichita
In the city of, in the city of, in the city of
[Verse 3:]
Where I grew up, yeah where I grew up
Read rhymes that blew up, at bedtime they shoot up
Robble blocks, the one that wanna deuce up
Met Sev, we hooped up
That's where I first got stoned, looking for Medusa
And, music was my calling
Where I tried get to get rich bitch, Donnell Rawlings
I'm a heist, how it started, northeast brawling
Southeast walking in a town, needs small in
Due from
When I was at school, with that green backpack on my back fool
That's who, had a dream that my city would be seen
Passed the cliche, wizard of oz movie scenes
They don't know yo
Ain't from KC, but next to it like JoJo
And if you wanna see all kind liz, well here's some photos
No yellow brick road though
Just hit the concrete, made cotton and I'm home bro

Kansas bound lost and found
Isabella with a heart of gold
Thought I'd see her through it but the devil made me do it
It's a story I never told
Spent a little time never learn to rhyme
Guess I never will
She sang a song about Wichita
Now I can't sit still...

Buffalo are out among the falling stars tonight
Shadows cross the kitchen in the afternoon
Daylight break on the hemisphere
I jumped in the water
You left too soon
Blood red sun, moon on the water
Everything is frozen north of Wichita
And the rails bear a dangerous cargo there
Through the latter days of dreamtime
And the screen door is busted
And the hours fall and wither away
Everything is frozen north of Wichita
I’m standing in this truckstop in Coeur D’ Alene
Yeah I come from sad stories
Yeah I come from lonely people too
Yeah I come from California
Where god is green and eyes are blue
Where god is green and eyes are blue
And the bird is flown already
Like the guns are drawn already
Blood red sun, moon on the water
Everything is frozen north of Wichita
And the rails bear a dangerous cargo there
Through the latter days of dreamtime
And the screen door is busted
And the hours fall and wither away
Everything is frozen north of Wichita
I’m standing here just waiting on my judgment day
Buffalo are out among the falling stars tonight
Shadows cross the kitchen in the afternoon
Daylight break on the hemisphere
I jumped in the water
You left too soon
And the screen door is busted
And the hours fall and wither away
Everything is frozen north of Wichita