Bumba atomika (2008)

Actors

• Gaetano Baiardi (actor)
• Elvio Baleani (actor)
• Thomas Bessega (actor)
• Rudi Borsella (actor)
• Rudi Borsella (actor)
• Emanuele Buresta (actor)
• Franz Carpiteti (actor)
• Lorenzo Chinellato (actor)
• Rodolfo Cingolani (actor)
• Federico Flamini (actor)
• Federico Flamini (actor)
• Giuseppe Flamini (actor)
• Luiigi Gramaccini (actor)
• Stefano Latini (actor)
• Vincenzo Aschettino (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Crime
• Horror

Cheer Filmography

• Anal Teen Tryouts 7
  2005, role: actress

Cheers

Cast

• Alberto San Juan
• Antonio Resines
• Alexandra Jiménez
• Pepón Nieto
• Joan Pera
• Chiqui Fernández
• Adam Jezierski
• Luis Bermejo
• Daniel Peña
• Isabel Jiménez
• Fernando Papa-Fragomén
• Ramón Merlo
• Sara Carbonero
• Fernando Andina
• Victoria Mora
• Fátima Baeza
• Gabriel Salas
• Cristina Collado
• Hiba Abouk
• Vanessa Cano
• Paco Obregón
• Carlos Olalla
• José Coronado
• Alberto Lozano
• Ana Belén

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Corbatas y pigmeos
  Spain:31 August 2011...
• Episode 2: Palabras para Paula
  Spain:11 September 2011...
• Episode 3: La fiesta de Blas
  Spain:18 September 2011...
• Episode 4: La hija del míster
  Spain:18 September 2011...
• Episode 5: El beso
  Spain:25 September 2011...
• Episode 6: El gatillazo
  Spain:25 September 2011...
• Episode 7: El síndrome de Blitskerg
  Spain:2 October 2011...

Cheers

Sam Malone, a former baseball star, is the head of a nice little bar where Norm, Cliff, Dr. Frasier and all the other regular customers spend together a few hours every day, talking about their problems, laughing at each other's flaws, trying to be there when someone else needs them. "Cheers" is the place where everybody knows your name...

Cast

• Ted Danson
• Woody Harrelson
• John Ratzenberger
• Kelsey Grammer
• Kirstie Alley
• George Wendt
• Rhea Perlman
• Shelley Long
• Nicholas Colasanto
• Al Rosen
• Bebe Neuwirth
• Paul Willson
• Roger Rees
• Philip Perlman
• Keene Curtis

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Give Me a Ring Sometime
  Diane: [about baseball] Well, if you were so good, why aren't you still playing?::Sam: I developed a...
• Episode 2: Sam's Women
  Brandee: My mother told me to watch out for guys in bars.::Sam Malone: Well, then let's get out of t...
• Episode 3: The Tortelli Tort
  After another loss by the Red Sox, this time to the Yankees, Carla vows for the umpteenth time that ...
• Episode 4: Sam at Eleven
  Diane Chambers: I had the most fabulous after-class discussion with my art history professor. Yeah. ...
• Episode 5: The Coach's Daughter
  Diane Chambers: Sam, I'll only ask this once. Now if you say no, it's no. But I would love to start ...
• Episode 6: Any Friend of Diane's
  Rebecca Prout: Pardon me.::Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Oh, hi.::Rebecca Prout: I'm looking for a Diane C...
• Episode 7: Friends, Romans, and Accountants
  Diane Chambers: Sam, if I am to serve both as a waitress and a butt of jokes, I think I should make ...
• Episode 8: Truce or Consequences
  Carla Tortelli: You sound like a lady who is getting tired of her teeth.::Diane Chambers: I'm tired ...
• Episode 9: Coach Returns to Action
  In the men's restroom scene when Diane and Carla are talking to Coach, graffiti can be seen on the w...
• Episode 10: Endless Slumper
  Cliff: Well, I think that's enough baseball for me. I'm going to head home. You coming, Norm?::Norm:...
• Episode 11: One for the Book
  Carla Tortelli: What are you writing, Slack?::Diane Chambers: Um, my thoughts.::Carla Tortelli: That...
• Episode 12: The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One
  A mysterious man named Eric Finch walks into the bar one evening. He has the persona of James Bond, ...
• Episode 13: Now Pitching, Sam Malone
  [the gang are talking about predicting who the next president will be]::Cliff Clavin: I've got a pet...
• Episode 14: Let Me Count the Ways
  Diane Chambers: She was the only one in my life who was always there. When everybody else was mad at...
• Episode 15: Father Knows Last
  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Yeah, Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?::Norm Peterson: I can'...
• Episode 16: The Boys in the Bar
  Diane Chambers: [durring Sams interview when he is jumped with the fact that Tom is gay and starts b...
• Episode 17: Diane's Perfect Date
  Carla Tortelli: [enthusiastically about Diane's date] Quite a catch.::Diane Chambers: Thank you.::Ca...
• Episode 18: No Contest
  Carla Tortelli: I always say, all great friendships start with one small act of vengeance....
• Episode 19: Pick a Con... Any Con
  Sam Malone: You're in a pretty good mood today.::Diane Chambers: Why not? Last night I was up until ...
• Episode 20: Someone Single, Someone Blue
  Mrs. Helen Chambers: [to Sam] You're almost as handsome as Diane says you think you are....
• Episode 21: Show Down: Part 1
  Diane Chambers: [about Sam's brother, Derek] Oh Sam, he's not that great. The man can tell an intere...
• Episode 22: Show Down: Part 2
  Sam Malone: [to Diane] How do you think it feels to be attracted to someone who makes you sick?...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Power Play
  Cliff Clavin: Well, you know, millions believe in reincarnation.::Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: You mean, ...
• Episode 2: Little Sister, Don't Cha
  Norm Peterson: Cliff, Annette's not as innocent as you think she is.::Cliff Clavin: What's that supp...
• Episode 3: Personal Business
  Diane Chambers: I propose that you and I abstain from any sort of physical contact for a period of o...
• Episode 4: Homicidal Ham
  Diane Chambers: I happen to know Professor Sebastian DeWitt, one of America's foremost drama coaches...
• Episode 5: Sumner's Return
  Sam Malone: [looking at Norm] What time is it?::Norm Peterson: Cliff, how many beer have I had so fa...
• Episode 6: Affairs of the Heart
  Carla Tortelli: I hate it when they call me 'Cutie'.::Diane Chambers: Well, I do know how you feel. ...
• Episode 7: Old Flames
  Sam Malone: Coach, I'm having blackouts.::Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: It's kind of a nice break in the d...
• Episode 8: Manager Coach
  Sam Malone: Every guy needs a hobby, right?::Norm Peterson: I wish I had time for one.::Cliff Clavin...
• Episode 9: They Called Me Mayday
  Diane Chambers: Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing, you're Dick Cavett.::Dick Cavett: Ah, well, I c...
• Episode 10: How Do I Love Thee?... Let Me Call You Back
  [Sam came to Diane's apartment after they had a fight. She's drunk]::Sam: Wow, you're drunk.::Diane:...
• Episode 11: Just Three Friends
  Diane Chambers: [to everyone in the bar] This is Heather Landon, my oldest friend.::Carla Tortelli: ...
• Episode 12: Where There's a Will...
  Sam Malone: [on Malcolm's news that he only has 6 months to live] You know this may be none of my bu...
• Episode 13: Battle of the Exes
  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Diane, if you're looking for a place to stay, there's a lovely little inn up...
• Episode 14: No Help Wanted
  Diane Chambers: Yesterday, I saw something very disturbing.::Carla Tortelli: What, the price of pero...
• Episode 15: And Coachie Makes Three
  [Sam is in Diane's apartment. There's a knock on the door]::Sam Malone: Who's there?::Ernie 'Coach' ...
• Episode 16: Cliff's Rocky Moment
  The movie reference in the title is to the series of Rocky movies written by and starring 'Sylvester...
• Episode 17: Fortune and Men's Weight
  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: How does a beer sound, Norm?::Norm Peterson: I don't know Coach. I usually f...
• Episode 18: Snow Job
  Tommy: Here's your mail.::Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Oh, thanks.::Tommy: I'm, uh, afraid they're all bi...
• Episode 19: Coach Buries a Grudge
  Diane Chambers: [about The Coach's best friend] Scum. Making a play for his best friend's wife. Well...
• Episode 20: Norman's Conquest
  Carla Tortelli: [to Norm, about having sex with a client] Norman, I think that you better give the l...
• Episode 21: I'll Be Seeing You: Part 1
  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Sam, you don't trust Diane very much, huh?::Sam Malone: Coach, it's gotten t...
• Episode 22: I'll Be Seeing You: Part 2
  Phillip Semenko: I make love to everything I paint.::Diane Chambers: Your most famous painting is of...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Rebound: Part 1
  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: [Cliff, annoyed with The Coach, grabs his tie, places it in the blender and ...
• Episode 2: Rebound: Part 2
  Frasier Crane: Carla, why do you keep on building walls between yourself and everyone else?::Carla T...
• Episode 3: I Call Your Name
  Diane Chambers: [Diane confronts Frasier about his having told Sam that she called out Sam's name in...
• Episode 4: Fairy Tales Can Come True
  Alan: [about Cliff] Sorry Sam, but you gotta admit it's a little bit weird, isn't it? I mean, he's n...
• Episode 5: Sam Turns the Other Cheek
  Sam Malone: [Sam and his latest girlfriend, Maxine, come out of the office arm in arm] Oh, sorry it ...
• Episode 6: Coach in Love: Part 1
  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Normie, Normie, how did you propose to Vera?::Norm Peterson: Well, I ah, you...
• Episode 7: Coach in Love: Part 2
  Sam Malone: Oh, Carla, boy I hate to criticize, but I can't actually believe you read these sleazy s...
• Episode 8: Diane Meets Mom
  Phil Ryan: [walks into the bar toward Coach] Hello.::Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Oh, hi. What can I get ...
• Episode 9: An American Family
  Loretta Tortelli: I just realized that Carla and I are both women....
• Episode 10: Diane's Allergy
  Diane Chambers: Sam. Frasier and I have something important to tell you.::Frasier Crane: Sam, this m...
• Episode 11: Peterson Crusoe
  Cliff Clavin: [through a closed door] Normie, it's your best buddy.::Norm Peterson: Go away Frank....
• Episode 12: A Ditch in Time
  Larry: Hey, Norm, what's the matter? Don't you like having sex with your wife?::Norm Peterson: We're...
• Episode 13: Whodunit?
  Sam Malone: What seems to be the problem here, folks?::Frasier Crane: Well, Sam, my colleague has dr...
• Episode 14: The Heart Is a Lonely Snipehunter
  Sam Malone: Cliffy, you want to go fishing with us?::Cliff Clavin: [responds sarcastically] Well, th...
• Episode 15: King of the Hill
  Diane Chambers: [to Sam, about the Playboy Playmates] You could make love to all five of those women...
• Episode 16: Teacher's Pet
  Diane Chambers: [after Sam walks into his office and the door closes behind him] He's locked his doo...
• Episode 17: The Mail Goes to Jail
  Larry: So Norm. Any luck impregnating Vera?::Norm Peterson: I kind of miss the good old days when pe...
• Episode 18: Bar Bet
  Carla Tortelli: Hey, wait, I got an idea.::Diane Chambers: You mean you actually conceived something...
• Episode 19: Behind Every Great Man
  Sam Malone: Guys, does anybody remember anything that Diane has ever said about impressionism?::Carl...
• Episode 20: If Ever I Would Leave You
  Loretta Tortelli: [to Nick] Well, this isn't easy to say, and I don't know what song it's from, but ...
• Episode 21: The Executive's Executioner
  Carla Tortelli: [approaches a seated customer] Bye. It's been a pleasure, sir.::Michael: Thanks. [ge...
• Episode 22: Cheerio, Cheers
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Diane, I've got the most exciting news. It just couldn't wait.::Diane Chambers: W...
• Episode 23: The Bartender's Tale
  Carla Tortelli: [to Sam, about qualifications for a new waitress] All I want is someone who doesn't ...
• Episode 24: The Belles of St. Clete's
  [Diane is on the telephone talking to Sam, while Frasier is very noisily building a fire in the fire...
• Episode 25: Rescue Me
  This was the second episode filmed after 'Nicholas Colasanto' (qv)'s death. A previously deleted sce...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Birth, Death, Love and Rice
  Norm Peterson: You know how I've been trying to get Vera pregnant? Congratulate me.::Sam Malone: Hey...
• Episode 2: Woody Goes Belly Up
  Diane Chambers: [rhetorically] Do I beg men to fall in love with me?::Sam Malone: I certainly hope n...
• Episode 3: Someday My Prince Will Come
  Diane Chambers: Didn't you ever fantasize about me?::Sam Malone: Yeah, I guess I did.::Diane Chamber...
• Episode 4: The Groom Wore Clearasil
  Carla Tortelli: Where's Diane anyway?::Sam Malone: Ah, I gave her the night off. She trying to inter...
• Episode 5: Diane's Nightmare
  Woody Boyd: You know, I used to be afraid of the dark, but I got myself over it.::Sam Malone: Oh yea...
• Episode 6: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday
  Diane Chambers: Sorry guys, I'm a little distracted tonight.::Norm Peterson: Oh yeah, you got some p...
• Episode 7: 2 Good 2 Be 4 Real
  Carla Tortelli: [about her brutally honest personal ad] Oh sure, I could tell 'em I got no kids, rig...
• Episode 8: Love Thy Neighbor
  Santo Carbone: You're Diane Chambers, aren't you?::Diane Chambers: Yes I am. You look familiar. Were...
• Episode 9: From Beer to Eternity
  Gary: [to the gang at Cheers about Gary's Old Towne Tavern beating them in a baseball game] You guys...
• Episode 10: The Bar Stoolie
  Norm Peterson: I know how these father-son relationships can be. I remember my dad didn't want me to...
• Episode 11: Don Juan Is Hell
  Diane Chambers: I have to come up with a topic for my psychology paper by tonight. I'm at complete l...
• Episode 12: Fools and Their Money
  Woody Boyd: Do you guys know a real bookie?::Sam Malone: I've got a friend who's got a friend who's ...
• Episode 13: Take My Shirt... Please?
  Diane Chambers: [Diane walks into the bar] Hello everyone.::Sam Malone: [quietly] Hey.::[the there a...
• Episode 14: Suspicion
  Diane Chambers: Good Lord, Sam, have you been swimming laps in that cologne of yours?::Sam Malone: [...
• Episode 15: The Triangle
  Diane Chambers: Sam, Sam, Sam, do this for me, and I'll owe you a big, big favor, that doesn't invol...
• Episode 16: Cliffie's Big Score
  Woody Boyd: [the telephone at the bar rings and Woody picks it up] Cheers. [pauses to listen] Yes ma...
• Episode 17: Second Time Around
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Everybody, I'd like you to meet my date, Dr. Lilith Sternin, M.D., Ph.D., Ed.D., ...
• Episode 18: The Peterson Principle
  Sam Malone: [to Frasier] Well, hey, I've got a projector and screen in the back room there.::Diane C...
• Episode 19: Dark Imaginings
  Woody Boyd: So, what rock groups do you like Bonnie?::Bonnie: I like The Thompson Twins, Tears for F...
• Episode 20: Save the Last Dance for Me
  Nick Tortelli: Hello, Sweetcakes. You been thinking about me?::Diane Chambers: Only during flea and ...
• Episode 21: Fear Is My Co-Pilot
  Diane Chambers: He was a man I dated a bit in Europe.::Woody Boyd: Oh, was that before or after you ...
• Episode 22: Diane Chambers Day
  Sam Malone: Hey, where's this relief waitress you hired?::Woody Boyd: Oh, don't worry, Sam. She's a ...
• Episode 23: Relief Bartender
  Although Diane and Sam were on the verge of rekindling their relationship following Diane Chambers D...
• Episode 24: Strange Bedfellows: Part 1
  Cliff Clavin: [about a beautiful woman who walks by] Holy guacamole. Terre hauttie Indiana. I wouldn...
• Episode 25: Strange Bedfellows: Part 2
  Sam Malone: Hey Senator.::Gary Hart: Hi Sam. You left your coat in my car last night.::[hands Sam hi...
• Episode 26: Strange Bedfellows: Part 3
  Woody Boyd: [about Janet and Sam] She's telling him what to say and what not to say at the press con...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: The Proposal
  [Woody's got a frown on his face]::Norm Peterson: Woody, are you in pain buddy?::Woody Boyd: No, no,...
• Episode 2: The Cape Cad
  Diane Chambers: [at a Cape Cod inn] I'm kind of glad you're here. I've been sitting here driving mys...
• Episode 3: Money Dearest
  Cliff Clavin: Normie. Call all my friends.::Norm Peterson: I think he moved....
• Episode 4: Abnormal Psychology
  Diane Chambers: Everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.::Sam Malone: ...
• Episode 5: House of Horrors with Formal Dining and Used Brick
  Woody Boyd: Hey Mr. Peterson. I'm a Leo. What's my horoscope say?::Norm Peterson: "Young bartender s...
• Episode 6: Tan 'N' Wash
  [the gang at Cheers are talking about dreams, specifically common dreams universal to everyone]::Woo...
• Episode 7: Young Dr. Weinstein
  Diane Chambers: I have the most exciting news everyone. Tonight, I'm eating dinner at The Cafe.::Sam...
• Episode 8: Knights of the Scimitar
  [Cliff has just joined the lodge The Knights of the Scimitar, and wants Sam, Norm and Woody to join ...
• Episode 9: Thanksgiving Orphans
  Woody Boyd: Yeah, this is my first Thanksgiving away from home. I mean, unless you count last year....
• Episode 10: Everyone Imitates Art
  Carla Tortelli: Of all the stinkin', dirty, rotten, maggot-sucking, vermin-infested stinkweeds...::N...
• Episode 11: The Book of Samuel
  Dr. Frasier Crane: I'll tell you Woody, the psychiatric profession can really get rough sometimes. I...
• Episode 12: Dance, Diane, Dance
  Diane: [to the dance coaches at Boston Ballet] I have a dream. To be a dancer. And for it to become ...
• Episode 13: Chambers vs. Malone
  Diane Chambers: Do you believe in intuition?::Woody Boyd: No, but I have the strange feeling that so...
• Episode 14: Diamond Sam
  Diane Chambers: This may sound frivolous, but every woman wants to keep the box that her engagement ...
• Episode 15: Spellbound
  Diane and Carla console Loretta, who has caught Nick cheating on her. They counsel her to stand on h...
• Episode 16: Never Love a Goalie: Part 1
  Woody Boyd: [about a professional hockey goalie] Wow, Eddie Lebec. Sure is exciting seeing a sports ...
• Episode 17: Never Love a Goalie: Part 2
  Carla and Eddie are now in a relationship. Ever since Carla blew him the kiss and Eddie let in that ...
• Episode 18: One Last Fling
  For the bachelor party the guys at the bar throw for Sam, Woody offhandedly asks Diane if she would ...
• Episode 19: Dog Bites Cliff
  Cliff Clavin: I guess we were like a pair of lovers that were never meant to be. Like Romeo and Juli...
• Episode 20: Dinner at Eight-ish
  [Carla catches Sam and Diane in a lie in not babysitting for her]::Carla Tortelli: [to Sam, angrily]...
• Episode 21: Simon Says
  Dr. Frasier Crane: [about Dr. Simon Finch-Royce] We were students together when I was a Rhodes schol...
• Episode 22: The Godfather: Part 3
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Next week marks the anniversary my beloved Lilith and I first met. As a show of m...
• Episode 23: Norm's First Hurrah
  Cliff Clavin: Boy oh boy, talk about your lucky days, huh, I just found twenty smackers back there i...
• Episode 24: Cheers: The Motion Picture
  Cliff Clavin: [about his role in the US Postal Service] I'm only one link in this chain - a strong l...
• Episode 25: A House Is Not a Home
  Carla Tortelli: My life's the pits. Seems like good things happen to everybody except me, you know. ...
• Episode 26: I Do, Adieu
  Diane Chambers: [to Sumner about one of her old unfinished novels] Published?! I knew it, I felt it....
• Season 6
• Episode 1: Home Is the Sailor
  Dr. Frasier Crane: "O Death in Life, the days that are no more." Who said that?::Woody Boyd: Who sai...
• Episode 2: 'I' on Sports
  Joanne: [as part of her on-screen newscast] And Keller is scheduled to be executed on Friday. I gues...
• Episode 3: Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1
  Norm Peterson: [reading a sleazy tabloid] Geez, Cliff, listen to this. "Scientists Discover Wild Par...
• Episode 4: Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 2
  Eddie LeBec: [about Carla] I can't face her right now. I mean if I did change my mind and decide to ...
• Episode 5: The Crane Mutiny
  Woody Boyd: Sam, I found an apartment.::Sam Malone: Hey, good for you, Woody.::Woody Boyd: It's got ...
• Episode 6: Paint Your Office
  Rebecca Howe: Norm?::Norm Peterson: Yeah?::Rebecca Howe: Do you find me cold?::Norm Peterson: You? C...
• Episode 7: The Last Angry Mailman
  Esther Clavin: [looking at photos in a scrapbook with Cliff] Oh look, there's your favorite hiding p...
• Episode 8: Bidding on the Boys
  Dr. Frasier Crane: [after Lilith buys Sam in a bachelor auction] Oh Sam, Sam, I've got to talk to yo...
• Episode 9: Pudd'n Head Boyd
  [At Cheers, Woody is dressed as Mark Twain]::Carla LeBec: Woody, you have been coming in here dresse...
• Episode 10: A Kiss Is Still a Kiss
  Woody Boyd: Oh boy, I need change for this fifty.::Harry 'The Hat' Gittes: You need change? Maybe I ...
• Episode 11: My Fair Clavin
  Cliff Clavin: Listen up everybody. Clifford Clavin has decided to make a major life change.::Carla L...
• Episode 12: Christmas Cheers
  Woody Boyd: I landed a part in our children theater's production of "The Story of Snow". I play the ...
• Episode 13: Woody for Hire, Meets Norman of the Apes
  Sam Malone: [about using the pool room on Sundays] Sunday is the night that we have our weekly pool ...
• Episode 14: And God Created Woodman
  Sam Malone: Is it me, or is that woman gorgeous?::Woody Boyd: You look nice Sam, but I'd have to go ...
• Episode 15: Tale of Two Cuties
  Rebecca Howe: So, did you get a chance to see Carla's babies?::Sam Malone: Oh, we sure did. They are...
• Episode 16: Yacht of Fools
  Evan Drake invites Sam and a date onto his yacht for the weekend, Evan implying that it should be Re...
• Episode 17: To All the Girls I've Loved Before
  Dr. Lilith Sternin: I only wish there was some way I could repay you, Rebecca.::Rebecca Howe: Oh, do...
• Episode 18: Let Sleeping Drakes Lie
  [Rebecca is trapped in Evan Drake's closet]::Rebecca Howe: [to Norm, about Evan Drake] If he finds m...
• Episode 19: Airport V
  Carla LeBec: [explaining why she's afraid to fly] The first time in an airplane, it was on my honeym...
• Episode 20: The Sam in the Grey Flannel Suit
  Rebecca Howe: [about Evan Drake and Sam having lunch] What does this mean? When did Evan start takin...
• Episode 21: Our Hourly Bread
  [Woody has just been given the title Senior Bartender]::Carla LeBec: So Wood, now that you've scratc...
• Episode 22: Slumber Party Massacred
  Carla LeBec: Sam, I gotta get this over with. Listen, there's something I gotta ask you and I don't ...
• Episode 23: Bar Wars
  Carla LeBec: I'd like to do something to Gary to make him really miserable.::Cliff Clavin: Why don't...
• Episode 24: The Big Kiss-Off
  Norm Peterson: There's nothing wrong with sweating. I myself have perspired once or twice.::Carla Le...
• Episode 25: Backseat Becky, Up Front
  [Sam talks about throwing a bon voyage party for Evan Drake, who is taking a job in Japan]::Sam Malo...
• Season 7
• Episode 1: How to Recede in Business
  Sam Malone: So what have you got there?::Rebecca Howe: A Mercedes catalogue. I'm thinking of getting...
• Episode 2: Swear to God
  Suzanne Porter: Boy, what a day.::Sam Malone: Yeah?::Suzanne Porter: Yeah. I can't wait for it to en...
• Episode 3: Executive Sweet
  Rebecca Howe: You know, Martin could pick up the phone and get a reservation at any top restaurant i...
• Episode 4: One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape
  [Rebecca is trying to telephone Sam in Cancun]::Rebecca Howe: [talking on the telephone] Hello, oper...
• Episode 5: Those Lips, Those Ice
  Cliff Clavin: Say, Rebecca. Was it a big hassle getting those company tickets for Woody?::Rebecca Ho...
• Episode 6: Norm, Is That You?
  Carla LeBec: [on the telephone] I don't know Eddie, try, try under the bed. Uh, well, if they're not...
• Episode 7: How to Win Friends and Electrocute People
  [Woody, alone in the bar after closing, is sweeping up, while the television is on in the background...
• Episode 8: Jumping Jerks
  Rebecca Howe: Don't you guys ever watch anything but The Magnificent Seven?::Cliff Clavin: Ah, as a ...
• Episode 9: Send in the Crane
  Sam Malone: [to Norm, Cliff and Pete] Why do you guys remember my love life better than I do?::Norm ...
• Episode 10: Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back
  Rebecca Howe: Sam, guess what I've got under my coat.::Sam Malone: If I guess right, can I keep 'em?...
• Episode 11: Adventures in Housesitting
  Rebecca Howe: [about having a non-sexual relationship] Have you ever heard of conversation?::Sam Mal...
• Episode 12: Please Mr. Postman
  Cliff Clavin: [facetiously] Was it my imagination, or was that woman coming on to me?::Norm Peterson...
• Episode 13: Golden Boyd
  [after her date with Woody, Kelly is about ready to take off with boyfriend Nash]::Kelly Gaines: So,...
• Episode 14: I Kid You Not
  [Frasier got some gum on his pants]::Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: We'll swing by our place and pick up ...
• Episode 15: Don't Paint Your Chickens
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Congratulate the doctor. I'm doing a piece on the psychological ramifications of ...
• Episode 16: The Cranemakers
  Rebecca Howe: Woody.::Woody Boyd: Yes, Miss Howe.::Rebecca Howe: I just got my butt chewed out on yo...
• Episode 17: Hot Rocks
  Sam Malone: Wait a minute. You spent all day getting dressed up. Are you trying to tell me you'd rat...
• Episode 18: What's Up, Doc?
  Norm Peterson: I've always had this terrible fear of being a failure.::Carla LeBec: You are a failur...
• Episode 19: The Gift of the Woodi
  Rebecca Howe: Do you think that you could help me develop a more business-like appearance?::Dr. Lili...
• Episode 20: Call Me, Irresponsible
  Marge: Say, aren't you Sam Malone?::Sam Malone: Guilty as charged.::Marge: Small world. Marge Thornh...
• Episode 21: Sisterly Love
  Sam Malone: You are Susan Howe, the actress. I loved you in that two-headed movie.::Susan Howe: Oh, ...
• Episode 22: The Visiting Lecher
  Woody Boyd: Dr. Crandell. Telephone. It's Mrs. Dr. Crandell....
• Season 8
• Episode 1: The Improbable Dream: Part 1
  Norm Peterson: Call me old fashioned Cliff, but the only thing I like floating in beer is my liver....
• Episode 2: The Improbable Dream: Part 2
  Dr. Frasier Crane: So Sam, do you remember anything else about the dream?::Sam Malone: No, that was ...
• Episode 3: A Bar Is Born
  Sam Malone: Don't you think this place could be as fun as Cheers?::Carla LeBec: Sam, I don't think t...
• Episode 4: How to Marry a Mailman
  Margaret 'Maggie' O'Keefe: I can't tell you how hard these months of separation have been. The men u...
• Episode 5: The Two Faces of Norm
  Gordon: Is Sam Malone here?::Carla LeBec: He'll be back in a minute. Can I give him a message?::Gord...
• Episode 6: The Stork Brings a Crane
  Sam Malone: [reading a newspaper article] "100 years ago today, a new tavern opened at 112-1/2 Beaco...
• Episode 7: Death Takes a Holiday on Ice
  Gloria LeBec: I want to talk to you.::Carla LeBec: Yeah? I want to scratch you bald, paint your butt...
• Episode 8: For Real Men Only
  Woody Boyd: It's a memory quilt that all the women in my family made for me when I graduated from hi...
• Episode 9: Two Girls for Every Boyd
  [Norm gives Woody relationship advice while Carla answers the phone]::Norm: Okay, what you should do...
• Episode 10: The Art of the Steal
  Sam Malone: [walks into the bar] Sorry I'm late. I just got back from my stylist.::Woody Boyd: Well ...
• Episode 11: Feeble Attraction
  Woody Boyd: Hey Mr. Peterson. Jack Frost nipping at your nose?::Norm Peterson: Yeah. Now let's get J...
• Episode 12: Sam Ahoy
  Woody Boyd: Miss Howe? Can I have tomorrow off?::Rebecca Howe: Woody, I pay you for a forty hours a ...
• Episode 13: Sammy and the Professor
  Alice Anne Volkman: You had a question about how to buy Cheers.::Sam Malone: Yes I do.::Alice Anne V...
• Episode 14: What is... Cliff Clavin?
  [Woody answers the phone]::Woody Boyd: Sam, it's for you. Someone named Carmen.::Sam Malone: [excite...
• Episode 15: Finally!: Part 1
  Rebecca Howe: Robin is back in town and tonight he is mine. So, would you like to know where we are ...
• Episode 16: Finally!: Part 2
  Cliff Clavin: Hey, ah, I hope you don't mind all these questions Bill, but after all we are paying f...
• Episode 17: Woody or Won't He
  [Woody is trying to choose a tie to wear to meet Kelly's mom for the first time]::Sam Malone: Woody,...
• Episode 18: Severe Crane Damage
  Frasier: Now, all right everyone, pay attention. I have a little announcement to make, and I only ha...
• Episode 19: Indoor Fun with Sammy and Robby
  Cliff Clavin: Ah, pubescence. An emotional time. I don't mind saying that puberty was one, long nigh...
• Episode 20: Fifty-Fifty Carla
  Rebecca Howe: Woody. Are you really doing Hair?::Woody Boyd: Yeah.::Rebecca Howe: How do you feel ab...
• Episode 21: Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh
  Dr. Frasier Crane: [about himself and Lilith] We're having a devil of a time trying to find a babysi...
• Episode 22: Loverboyd
  [Sam enters the bar]::Sam Malone: Hey everybody.::Woody Boyd: Oh, Sam. You're just the guy I've been...
• Episode 23: The Ghost and Mrs. LeBec
  Darryl Mead: Is Sam around?::Woody Boyd: No - ah - he's not feeling well. He won't be in today.::Dar...
• Episode 24: Mr. Otis Regrets
  Woody Boyd: I'm advertising for a roommate. My landlord just raised my rent.::Sam Malone: Why don't ...
• Episode 25: Cry Hard
  Norm: [about Cliff] Frasier, straighten him out, OK. What happens to old, dead skin?::Frasier: Appar...
• Episode 26: Cry Harder
  Frasier: Well, it's always good to see justice done, but I have to tell you, I hate to think of that...
• Season 9
• Episode 1: Love Is a Really, Really Perfectly Okay Thing
  Norm Peterson: Whoa, guys, do you think Sammy finally bagged Rebecca?::[the guys do a bunch of high ...
• Episode 2: Cheers Fouls Out
  Norm Peterson: [about an argument between Frasier and Lilith] So, uh, what kind of punishment are yo...
• Episode 3: Rebecca Redux
  [a delivery man enters the bar]::Deliveryman #2: I got a truck-load of sorghum for a Sam Malone.::Sa...
• Episode 4: Where Nobody Knows Your Name
  Cliff Clavin: Anyone seen my gum? I left it around here somewhere.::Norm Peterson: What did you take...
• Episode 5: Ma Always Liked You Better
  Rebecca Howe: I think we'll just make an entrance through the alley.::Sam Malone: Oh, you got to be ...
• Episode 6: Grease
  Woody Boyd: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?::Norm Peterson: Pretty nervous when I'm in the room...
• Episode 7: Breaking in Is Hard to Do
  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: If I had a problem and needed to talk to someone about it, would it be per...
• Episode 8: 200th Anniversary Special
  John McLaughlin: Young man, a beer please.::Woody: Hey, you're on Sunday morning TV, aren't you.::Jo...
• Episode 9: Bad Neighbor Sam
  John Allen Hill: [about Woody] He's cute. Does he come with his own duelling banjo?...
• Episode 10: Veggie-Boyd
  Sam Malone: So, Jill, it's great to meet such a talented actress. Is there anything I can look forwa...
• Episode 11: Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: You know, Frasier, after hearing you complain about that for the umpteenth...
• Episode 12: Woody Interruptus
  Sam Malone: I'm Sam Malone by the way.::Henrí: Oh, I've heard about you in France.::Sam Malone: Oh, ...
• Episode 13: Honor Thy Mother
  Angeline: Bitch.::Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Slut.::Zia: [to Sam] It's nice to see them talking....
• Episode 14: Achilles Hill
  [Valerie, who Sam has never met, has come down from Melville's to talk to Sam about a check he made ...
• Episode 15: The Days of Wine and Neuroses
  Rebecca Howe: [Rebecca is making a toast to hers and Robin's engagement] To my sweet baby, Robin. We...
• Episode 16: Wedding Bell Blues
  Rebecca Howe: Guys. I have my new wedding dress. Now all I need is something old, something borrowed...
• Episode 17: I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face
  [Frasier is reading A Tale of Two Cities to the guys at the bar]::Dr. Frasier Crane: "It was the bes...
• Episode 18: Sam Time Next Year
  [Frasier is examining Sam's back after Sam takes a tumble down the stairs]::Dr. Frasier Crane: Let m...
• Episode 19: Crash of the Titans
  Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Buy yourself a melon in case you misplace your head.::John Allen Hill: Thank y...
• Episode 20: It's a Wonderful Wife
  Norm Peterson: Oh, Rebecca, there you are. I've been looking everywhere for you.::Rebecca Howe: What...
• Episode 21: Cheers Has Chili
  Woody Boyd: Mom finally sent out Grandma Meg's pressure cooker, so last night I whipped up a batch o...
• Episode 22: Carla Loves Clavin
  Sam Malone: [about the organizers changing the Miss Boston Barmaid contest to a skills based contest...
• Episode 23: Pitch It Again, Sam
  Sam: [about Dutch Richards, an old baseball nemesis who could always hit home runs off Sam] I could ...
• Episode 24: Rat Girl
  Rebecca: If I eat these, I will live longer.::Woody: I have a question. You know how you're always t...
• Episode 25: Home Malone
  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: [talking about Sam babysitting Frederick] I don't know how comfortable I f...
• Episode 26: Uncle Sam Wants You
  Lilith: [to Sam, about her and Frasier] We're not saying that we want to be intimate with each other...
• Season 10
• Episode 1: Baby Balk
  Sam and Rebecca have definitely decided that they are going to have a baby together. Rebecca wants t...
• Episode 2: Get Your Kicks on Route 666
  Dr. Frasier Crane: [about Frasier, Sam, Norm and Cliff taking a road trip] We're all dropping our in...
• Episode 3: Madame LaCarla
  [Woody is appearing in a stage production of Arsenic and Old Lace]::Cliff Clavin: All I can tell you...
• Episode 4: The Norm Who Came to Dinner
  Rebecca Howe: Carla, do you think I'm going to make a good mother?::Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Nope?::Reb...
• Episode 5: Ma's Little Maggie
  Margaret 'Maggie' O'Keefe: Command of trivia is one of the things that attracted me to Cliff. That a...
• Episode 6: Unplanned Parenthood
  Everyone at the bar is questioning Sam and Rebecca's want to have a baby. Some are dismayed that the...
• Episode 7: Bar Wars V: The Final Judgement
  [Phil puts a quarter in the jukebox and "The Monster Mash" starts playing]::Phil: Hey! This isn't "F...
• Episode 8: Where Have All the Floorboards Gone?
  Woody Boyd: Dr. Crane. Can you help me with something?::Dr. Frasier Crane: Of course, Woody.::Woody ...
• Episode 9: Head Over Hill
  [Woody is on the phone with an unknown person]::Woody Boyd: Hold on. I'll check.::[Woody goes over t...
• Episode 10: A Fine French Whine
  [Henri is about to be deported]::Woody: [sadly] What kind of country kicks a guy like that out and l...
• Episode 11: I'm Okay, You're Defective
  Paul Krapence: Where's Norm and Cliff?::Woody Boyd: Ah, I guess they're at work. I don't know.::Paul...
• Episode 12: Go Make
  It's freezing outside and so is Sam and Rebecca's relationship. The stress of not having yet conceiv...
• Episode 13: Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist
  Sam Malone: Tony, my hair stylist, was making a left on Boylston and this bus cut him off. The car j...
• Episode 14: No Rest for the Woody
  [the bar is dark and seemingly empty as it's closed for the evening. The telephone rings, and the an...
• Episode 15: My Son, the Father
  After getting one of his jokes published in a postal newsletter, Cliff thinks he's the jokemeister o...
• Episode 16: One Hugs, the Other Doesn't
  [Carla is talking on the telephone]::Carla Tortelli-LeBec: [yelling] This is sick. Just stop harrass...
• Episode 17: A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff
  Woody Boyd: [looking in the direction of Frasier and Lilith] There's something different about Dr. S...
• Episode 18: License to Hill
  John Allen Hill: Right now, I'm entertaining two hundred elderly women from the Daughters of the Ame...
• Episode 19: Rich Man, Wood Man
  Dr. Frasier Crane: [to the gang at the bar] You may not have noticed, but over the last year, I have...
• Episode 20: Smotherly Love
  [Frasier is complaining about his mother-in-law, Betty Sternin]::Dr. Frasier Crane: I suppose it's w...
• Episode 21: Take Me Out of the Ball Game
  [Carla doesn't want to manage the bar in Sam's absence]::Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Oh, no, no, no, not m...
• Episode 22: Rebecca's Lover... Not
  Prior to their wedding, Kelly wants to get to know all of Woody's friends. She's been spending quali...
• Episode 23: Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real
  Dr. Frasier Crane: As that famous prankster Santayana once said, "Those who do not learn from histor...
• Episode 24: Heeeeeere's... Cliffy!
  Cliff Clavin: [laughing] Yeah, there'll be a lawsuit, that's for sure. In a year, this is gonna be t...
• Episode 25: An Old-Fashioned Wedding
  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: [to Frasier] Do you realize when I publish my book on borderline psychosis...
• Season 11
• Episode 1: The Little Match Girl
  Carla: OK Sammy, I'm going home. I put away all the glasses, the, uh, bottles are in the store room,...
• Episode 2: The Beer Is Always Greener
  Norm Peterson: Listen, I guess we have to start a new tab, huh? It's too bad we lost my old bar tab ...
• Episode 3: The King of Beers
  Norm Peterson: Listen, if you don't mind, right now I've been tasting beer all morning, OK, so I'm j...
• Episode 4: The Magnificent Six
  Carla Tortelli-LeBec: What kind of cologne is that?::Sam Malone: It's a special blend: Old Spice, Ha...
• Episode 5: Do Not Forsake Me, O' My Postman
  [Andy Schroeder, the murderer who once dated Diane, comes into the bar with dynamite strapped to his...
• Episode 6: Teaching with the Enemy
  Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Can you believe this guy, winning twelve million bucks in the lottery. I mean,...
• Episode 7: The Girl in the Plastic Bubble
  [the police are trying to talk Frasier off a window ledge. The potential jumper's identity is unknow...
• Episode 8: Ill-Gotten Gaines
  Rebecca Howe: I really think I can put together a great Thanksgiving dinner. This will be the second...
• Episode 9: Feelings... Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
  Kelly Boyd: Don't play dumb with me, Miss Howe. I invented it....
• Episode 10: Daddy's Little Middle-Aged Girl
  Rebecca Howe: Everybody, I want you to meet my father. You can just call him Brig - that's his nickn...
• Episode 11: Love Me, Love My Car
  Rebecca Howe: [about Woody's pig, which she has in her arms] Oh, he's shivering. Should we cover him...
• Episode 12: Sunday Dinner
  [the bar is empty and closed for the evening. The telephone rings; the answering machine picks up]::...
• Episode 13: Norm's Big Audit
  Norm Peterson: Hey Cliffy. Whatcha doing?::Cliff Clavin: I'm filling out an application for the Bost...
• Episode 14: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Bar
  Carla Tortelli-LeBec: [about getting someone to do some kidnapping and torture work] Leave this to m...
• Episode 15: Loathe and Marriage
  Woody Boyd: Hey Sam. Sorry I'm late. I had to stop at the drugstore.::Sam Malone: That's OK, Woody.:...
• Episode 16: Is There a Doctor in the Howe?
  [Sam is outside the bar's front door, cleaning graffiti off the wall, namely the initials N.R.P. Cli...
• Episode 17: The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover
  Cliff Clavin: [about Dr. Pascal] Boy, look at that poor moolyak, huh? I really pity him. It really m...
• Episode 18: The Last Picture Show
  Newscaster on Television: We're going live now to the Route 93 overpass where an unidentified woman ...
• Episode 19: Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey
  Sam Malone: Hello, Harry.::Harry 'The Hat' Gittes: Hey Sam.::Sam Malone: [looking at tableful of wat...
• Episode 20: Look Before You Sleep
  Sam Malone: I think I'll just stretch out on the couch here.::Norm Peterson: Oh, no, no, I'm going t...
• Episode 21: Woody Gets an Election
  City Councilman Kevin Fogerty: Kevin Fogarty, City Council. I hope I have your vote on election day....
• Episode 22: It's Lonely on the Top
  Carla Tortelli-LeBec: [after she admits she probably slept with one of the Cheers regulars] You don'...
• Episode 23: Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses
  Mr. Walter Gaines: [to Rebecca, about her knowledge of classical music] Obviously, when you worked a...
• Episode 24: The Guy Can't Help It
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Let's get a woman's opinion. Carla will suffice....
• Episode 25: One for the Road
  [Last line of the series]::Sam Malone: Boy, I tell you, I'm the luckiest son of a bitch on earth. [a...
• Season
• Episode : Uncle Sam Malone
  Carla Tortelli: Look, Cliff, I got bills to pay, you know?: rent, food, birth control pills......