Ted (2012)

Actors

• Michael J. Harker (miscellaneous crew)
• Tom Kenny (actor)
• Ted Danson (actor)
• Tara Strong (actress)
• Ashley Kravitz (miscellaneous crew)
• Patrick Stewart (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (producer)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (writer)
• Seth MacFarlane (writer)
• Seth MacFarlane (director)
• Johnny Carson (actor)
• Tom Skerritt (actor)
• Mark Wahlberg (actor)
• Ray Romano (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy

Quotes:

[from trailer]::[thunder is heard outside]::Lori: I don't - I don't understand. I really don't. You're 35 years old and you're still scared of a little thunder?::John: I am not!::[Ted comes running into the bed]::Ted: Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?::John: Fucking right.::Ted: Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song.::John: Alright.::John, Ted: [singing] When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don't you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / "Fuck you, thunder! / You can suck my dick! / You can't get me thunder / 'Cause you're just God's farts!" [blow raspberries]

[from trailer]::Ted: [dressed in a suit and tie] I look stupid.::John: No, you don't, you look dapper.::Ted: John, I look like something you give to your kid when you tell 'em Grandma died.

[from trailer]::Ted: Lori, hey, you're home early.::Lori: This place is a wreck! Who are these girls?::Ted: Y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.::Lori: What the hell is this?::Ted: Oh, where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night!

[from trailer]::Ted: I met a girl; she's a cashier.::John: No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name?::Ted: White trash name. Guess.::John: Mandy.::Ted: Nope.::John: Marilyn.::Ted: Nope.::John: Brittany?::Ted: Nope.::John: Tiffany.::Ted: Nope.::John: Candace.::Ted: Nope.::John: Don't fuck with me on this! I know this shit!::Ted: Do you see me fuckin' with you? I'm completely serious.::John: Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin' buzz it, okay? You got me?::Ted: You do it. I will tell you. Yeah.::John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?::Ted: No.::John: Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?::Ted: *Yes*.::John: Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you! [Ted laughs] Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn...::Ted: Tami-Lynn.::John: [Exasperated] *Fuck*!

Tom Skerritt: My daughter better still be alive you sick son of a bitch.

Ted: Oh hey listen, try this, I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that. [Ted passes a bong to John] .::John: What is this?::Ted: It's called "Mind Rape", it's actually pretty mellow.::John: It doesn't sound very mellow.::Ted: Well he only had three other batches: "Gorilla Panic", "They're coming! They're coming!" and something called "This Is Permanent"... Go on, spark it up!

John: [calling 911] This guy took my teddy bear!::[pause]::John: Hello? Hello?

John: [during a flashback to 2008] Chris Brown can do no wrong!

Ted: [to fat kid] Back off, Susan Boyle!

Robert: NO! [running towards John] You can't have my Teddy bear! [John punches him in the face]

Still (2006)

Actors

• Richard Blake (actor)
• Tim L. Cunningham (editor)
• Regina Rice (actress)
• Regina Rice (producer)
• A.I. Moore (director)
• Earl Chaney (actor)
• Sonia Mari (producer)
• Sonia Mari (actress)
• Jared Romero (writer)
• Julio Moreno (composer)

Genres

• Drama
• Short

The Gardener (1974)

Actors

• Joe Dallesandro (actor)
• Irma Torres (actress)
• Rita Gam (actress)
• Katharine Houghton (actress)
• Ivan Rodriguez (actor)
• Teodorina Bello (actress)
• James Congdon (actor)
• Esther Mari (actress)
• Anne Meacham (actress)
• Yeyita Cervoni (actress)
• Tanny McDonald (actress)
• James H. Kay (writer)
• James H. Kay (director)
• Kenneth Lane (miscellaneous crew)
• Chalmer G. Kirkbride Jr. (producer)

Genres

• Horror

Taglines:

Garden of LOVE... Garden of DEATH, He Plants the Seeds of Evil

United! (1965)

Actors

• Finlay Currie (actor)
• David Lodge (actor)
• Kynaston Reeves (actor)
• Basil Dignam (actor)
• Harold Goodwin (actor)
• Ballard Berkeley (actor)
• John Breslin (actor)
• Jean Kent (actress)
• Bryan Marshall (actor)
• Rudolph Walker (actor)
• Paul Whitsun-Jones (actor)
• Graham Armitage (actor)
• John Gabriel (actor)
• Hilary Mason (actress)
• William Lucas (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Sport

The Frog (1937)

Actors

• Noah Beery (actor)
• Edgar Wallace (writer)
• Herbert Wilcox (producer)
• Felix Aylmer (actor)
• Cyril Smith (actor)
• Jack Hawkins (actor)
• Jack Raymond (director)
• Gordon McLeod (actor)
• Gordon Harker (actor)
• Frederick Wilson (editor)
• Merrill G. White (editor)
• Esme Percy (actor)
• Ian Hay (writer)
• Gerald Elliott (writer)
• Julien Mitchell (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Crime
• Mystery
• Romance
• Thriller

Ruler of the Road (1918)

Actors

• Ernest C. Warde (director)
• Frank Sheridan (actor)
• Gilson Willets (writer)
• Frank Keenan (actor)
• John Charles (actor)
• Ned Burton (actor)
• Kathryn Lean (actress)
• Thomas Jackson (actor)
• Jennette Lee (writer)

Genres

• Drama

Tainted Money (1914)

Actors

• Burton L. King (director)
• Charles Bennett (actor)
• William Desmond Taylor (actor)
• George Holt (actor)
• Myrtle Gonzalez (actress)
• Loyola O'Connor (actress)
• William Pigott (writer)

Genres

• Drama
• Short

Hammerslaget (1914)

Actors

• Robert Dinesen (director)
• Agnes Andersen (actress)
• Oluf Billesborg (actor)
• Ingeborg Jensen (actress)
• Nicolai Johannsen (actor)
• Paula Ruff (actress)
• Christian Lange (actor)
• Betty Nansen (actress)
• Otto Rung (writer)
• Svend Aggerholm (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Bennett, John Filmography

• 50 Greatest Comedy Catchphrases
  2008, role: actor , character name: Medical Officer
• The Ties That Bind Us
  2008, role: actor , character name: Chang Lee
• Hammer Horror
  2007, role: actor , character name: Chang
• Plenty of Spoons
  2005, role: actor , character name: Jack
• Cathedral
  2005, role: actor , character name: FitzStephen
• Chaos and Cadavers
  2003, role: actor , character name: Mr. Resurrection
• Serial Thrillers
  2003, role: actor , character name: Li H'sen Chang
• The Pianist
  2002, role: actor , character name: Dr. Ehrlich
• Minority Report
  2002, role: actor , character name: Adulation #4
• Charlotte Gray
  2001, role: actor , character name: Gerard
• Beginner's Luck
  2001, role: actor , character name: Old luvvie
• Armadillo
  2001, role: actor , character name: Father
• The Infinite Worlds of H.G. Wells
  2001, role: actor , character name: Mr. Jagger
• Breathtaking
  2000, role: actor , character name: Mr. Henshow
• Jason and the Argonauts
  2000, role: actor , character name: Idas
• Bridge of Dragons
  1999, role: actor , character name: The Registrar
• The Fifth Element
  1997, role: actor , character name: Priest
• Alien Nation: Millennium
  1996, role: actor , character name: Officer Laskau
• Priest
  1994, role: actor , character name: Father Redstone
• Split Second
  1992, role: actor , character name: Dr. Schulman
• Merlin of the Crystal Cave
  1991, role: actor , character name: Maugan
• Sherlock Holmes and the Leading Lady
  1991, role: actor , character name: Dr. Sigmund Freud
• Prisoner of Honor
  1991, role: actor , character name: Magistrate
• The War That Never Ends
  1991, role: actor , character name: Corcyran Representative
• Night Angel
  1990, role: actor , character name: Louis
• The Tenth Man
  1988, role: actor , character name: Jules
• Agatha Christie's Miss Marple: Sleeping Murder
  1987, role: actor , character name: Richard Erskine
• Tai-Pan
  1986, role: actor , character name: Orlov
• Give My Regards to Broad Street
  1984, role: actor , character name: Mr. Rath
• Eye of the Needle
  1981, role: actor , character name: Kleinmann
• The Mirror Crack'd
  1980, role: actor , character name: Barnsby
• The House on Garibaldi Street
  1979, role: actor , character name: Aaron Lazar
• The Greek Tycoon
  1978, role: actor , character name: Servant
• Watership Down
  1978, role: actor , character name: Capt. Holly
• The Message
  1977, role: actor , character name: Salool
• Les douze travaux d'Astérix
  1976, role: actor , character name: Vitalstatistix
• Face of Darkness
  1976, role: actor , character name: Inquisitor
• Face of Darkness
  1976, role: actor , character name: Psychiatrist
• Smuga cienia
  1976, role: actor
• Hitler: The Last Ten Days
  1973, role: actor , character name: Josef Goebbels
• The House in Nightmare Park
  1973, role: actor , character name: Patel
• Daisy
  1973, role: actor
• Henry VIII and His Six Wives
  1972, role: actor , character name: Wriothesley
• The House That Dripped Blood
  1971, role: actor , character name: Detective Inspector Holloway
• Lulie IV
  1971, role: actor
• The Syndicate
  1968, role: actor , character name: Dr. Singh
• Kaleidoscope
  1966, role: actor , character name: Poker Player
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
  1966, role: actor
• The River Flows East
  1962, role: actor , character name: Jackman
• The Barber of Stamford Hill
  1962, role: actor , character name: Mr. Figg
• The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse
  1962, role: actor , character name: Benny Kellerman
• Postman's Knock
  1962, role: actor , character name: Pete
• Lawrence of Arabia
  1962, role: actor
• The Pirates of Blood River
  1962, role: actor , character name: Penal Colony Guard
• Crooks Anonymous
  1962, role: actor , character name: Thomas
• Victim
  1961, role: actor , character name: Undercover Detective
• The Curse of the Werewolf
  1961, role: actor , character name: Policeman
• The Trials of Oscar Wilde
  1960, role: actor , character name: Marquis of Queensberry's Friend
• The Challenge
  1960, role: actor , character name: Spider
• A Taste of Money
  1960, role: actor , character name: Waiter
• Diplomatic Passport
  1954, role: actor , character name: André

Bennett, John Filmography

• Horrorcide
  2009, role: actor , character name: Zootroy
• Horrorcide
  2009, role: actor , character name: Luciano
• Horrorcide
  2009, role: actor , character name: Irate Bookshop Customer
• Small Crimes
  2008, role: miscellaneous crew

Bennett, John Filmography

• Extremely Crazy Wrestling Fans: The Documentary
  2005, role: producer
• Extremely Crazy Wrestling Fans: The Documentary
  2005, role: director
• Extremely Crazy Wrestling Fans: The Documentary
  2005, role: editor

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