Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Sequels (2012)

Actors

• Jake Busey (actor)
• Jake Busey (actor)
• Joe Chandler (actor)
• Mark Dacascos (actor)
• Adam McCabe (actor)
• Dink O'Neal (actor)
• Bob Turton (actor)
• Casper Van Dien (actor)
• Sean Boyle (producer)
• Michelle Diane Fox (producer)
• Nick Corirossi (writer)
• David Ferguson (writer)
• Nick Corirossi (director)
• Charles Ingram (director)
• Charles Ingram (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Quotes:

Millard Fillmore: I believe not in mummies... I just DON'T! [gets attacked by a mummy]

Warren G. Harding: My name is Warren G. Harding, and I can suck my own dick! [proceeds to do so]

James K. Polk: Frankenstein... you're franken MINE!

Teddy Roosevelt: Time to filibust some heads!

FDR: The only thing you had to fear... was ME! [slays defeated dragon]

Hyde Park on Hudson (2012)

Actors

• The Amersham Band (actor)
• Mark Badham (actor)
• Tim Beckmann (actor)
• Chris Bowe (actor)
• Jonathan Brewer (actor)
• The British Imperial Military Band (actor)
• Tommy Campbell (actor)
• Robert Clayton (actor)
• Sam Creed (actor)
• Morgan Deare (actor)
• Jason Durran (actor)
• Erkan Halil (actor)
• Andrew Havill (actor)
• Kevin Hudson (actor)
• Tim Ahern (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Comedy
• Drama
• History

Taglines:

The President. The First Lady. The King. The Queen. The Mother. The Mistress...One weekend would unite two great nations...After cocktails of course.

Quotes:

FDR: We think they see all our flaws. But, that's not what they are looking to find when they look to us.

Bertie: ...But, to answer your question, Elizabeth, I *am* going to eat a hot dog - five hot dogs - TEN!... I'M GOING TO SHOVE THEM IN MY MOUTH, STICK TWO UP MY NOSTRILS, TWO MORE IN MY EARS, AND WALK AROUND SO THAT PEOPLE CAN TAKE PICTURES OF THE KING OF ENGLAND WITH HOT DOGS HANGING OUT OF HIS ORIFICES!

[first lines]::Daisy: Back then - this is years ago - I couldn't afford secrets. I just had chores. As a child growing up, we had been rich. And then, well, we weren't. And like most people during the Depression, I now lived each day as it came no longer expecting anything. Waiting. For nothing. And then...

Daisy: In a time, not so very long ago, when the world still allowed itself secrets, Franklin Roosevelt was mine.

The Day the President Moved Thanksgiving (2011)

Actors

• Brett Ryan Bonowicz (actor)
• John Brody (actor)
• John Brody (actor)
• John Brody (actor)
• James Dastoli (actor)
• James Dastoli (actor)
• Robert Dastoli (actor)
• Henrik Ej Hermiz (actor)
• Philip Hersh (actor)
• Thomy Kessler (actor)
• Bruce Klefstad (actor)
• Bruce Klefstad (actor)
• Diego Kontarovsky (actor)
• Aaron Moorhead (actor)
• Brett Ryan Bonowicz (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• History
• Short

Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005)

Actors

• Tom Arntzen (actor)
• Tom Arntzen (actor)
• Dennis Arriola (actor)
• Ross Atley (actor)
• Scott Augustine (actor)
• James Bearden (actor)
• Jamie Bishton (actor)
• Jonathan Bruce (actor)
• Christian Campbell (actor)
• Tseng Chang (actor)
• Robert Clarke (actor)
• Alan Cumming (actor)
• Alan Cumming (actor)
• Alan Cumming (actor)
• Michael Antonakos (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Musical

Taglines:

The feel-good event of the year!

Quotes:

Sally DeBains: So, how tall are you, Jimmy?::Jimmy: Five feet, nine inches.::Sally DeBains: Let's forget the five feet and concentrate on the nine inches.

Jack Stone: Quit squawkin'. You got more static than the radio.

Mary Lane: I think I've been shot! [collapses, Sally screams]::Sally DeBains: She fell down!

Mary Lane: Say, is this a fraternity sweater? Is Jimmy hanging out with college boys?::Ralph Wiley: Why, yes, yes, he is. We at Phi Beta Cannabis were so taken with Jimmy, we decided to pledge him... early... while he's still in high school... to avoid the rush.::Mary Lane: Well, that's the bee's knees! Wait 'til that Suzy Mayberry hears about this!::Ralph Wiley: Let's celebrate... with a smoke!::Mary Lane: Hold on! This isn't that reefer I've read about, is it?::Ralph Wiley: Oh, no, of course not. This is a special cigarette. All the rage with the college girls... in Paris.::Mary Lane: Paris?::Ralph Wiley: Oh, yes.::Mary Lane: Well, if I'm going to be dating a fraternity man...::[Ralph shoves a reefer stick in her mouth]

FDR: A little orphan girl once told me that the sun would come out tomorrow. Her adopted father was a powerful billionaire so I suppressed the urge to laugh in her face, but now, by gum, I think she may have been on to something!

[last lines]::Parents: It's time for parents to take a stand / For the preservation of this great land / 'Till the things that scare us are burned or banned, / Or smashed to smithereens! / And once the reefer has been destroyed, / We'll start on Darwin and Sigmund Freud, / And sex depicted on celluloid, / And communists and queens!::Lecturer: When danger's near, exploit their fear!::Parents: The end will justify the means!

[Ralph, hallucinating, opens a closet door and sees Satan sodomizing Mary]::Mary Lane: Remember me, Ralph? I've been sent to hell! A pubescent edition of Jezebel. It hurts a lot to bend! But, at least, I've made a friend.::Ralph Wiley: Shut up!::Satan: You murdered her, Ralph!::Mary Lane: Murdered me!::Ralph Wiley: Murdered you!::Jimmy: Murdered me!::Ralph Wiley: Murdered them!::Jack Stone: [to Mae] What's eating him?::Ralph Wiley: Jack! I saw Satan! And the kid. And Satan! And the girl. And *Satan*!

Jimmy: Mary Jane, oh Mary Jane. You conquered me like Charlemagne.

Sally DeBains: Yes, I'm waiting for your business in this carnal carnivale. Take a one-way ticket to the Bacchanal. So come on Jimmy, come on give me, *reefer love*!

Jimmy Harper: There's blood on my hands, and mud on my name. My id threw a party and everyone came. My innocence ravished, my virtue devoured, I can't count the strangers with whom I have showered!

The Revenge of Al Capone (1989)

Actors

• Robert Benedetti (actor)
• Jim Brunner (actor)
• Keith Carradine (actor)
• Christopher Carroll (actor)
• Jordan Charney (actor)
• Jeffrey Concklin (actor)
• Nick Corello (actor)
• Donald Craig (actor)
• John DiSanti (actor)
• Peter Noel Duhamel (actor)
• Bradford English (actor)
• Troy Evans (actor)
• Marc Figueroa (actor)
• Ron Gilbert (actor)
• Tony Amendola (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Annie (1982)

Actors

• Wayne Cilento (actor)
• Jerome Collamore (actor)
• Tim Curry (actor)
• Kurtis Epper (actor)
• Albert Finney (actor)
• Jamie Flowers (actor)
• Victor Griffin (actor)
• Larry Hankin (actor)
• Edward Herrmann (actor)
• I.M. Hobson (actor)
• Geoffrey Holder (actor)
• John Huston (actor)
• Tom Lawrence (actor)
• Peter Marshall (actor)
• Frank Cagno (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Family
• Musical

Taglines:

The movie of 'Tomorrow'

Quotes:

Daddy Warbucks: Absolutely not! I'm a businessman. I love money, I love power, I love capitalism. I do not now and never will love children.

Daddy Warbucks: Miss Hannigan, I presume?::Miss Hannigan: Yes?::Daddy Warbucks: I wanna talk to you about Annie.::Miss Hannigan: You wanna return her and forget her? Or trade up?::Daddy Warbucks: I wanna adopt her.::Miss Hannigan: Would you excuse me for a moment? Aaarggghh!

Grace: Annie, how would you like to spend a week with Mr. Warbucks at his house?::Annie: Oh boy! I would love to. I would really, really love to.

Annie: Leaping Lizards!::Miss Hannigan: "Leaping Lizards!"

Annie: I don't need sunshine now to turn my skies to blue. I Don't Need Anything But You.

Annie: I love you, Daddy Warbucks.

Grace: We got Annie!::Asp: We got Annie!::Punjab: We got Annie!

Rooster: Oh sir. We are just so thrilled to have found Annie. We don't need any money.::Daddy Warbucks: I'll take it back.::Lily: Of course, we are poor people. It would help us a lot. We could buy her milk, a warm blanket.::Daddy Warbucks: Put it in your pocket, Mrs. Mudge.

Punjab: Buddha says "A child without courage is like a night without stars!"

Miss Hannigan: What are you just standing around here for? You're supposed to clean the bathroom and the kitchen before lunch, my little pig droppings, and if you skip the corners, there will be no lunch. And we're not having hot mush today...::Orphans: Yay!::Miss Hannigan: We're having *cold* mush!

The Reluctant Dragon (1941)

Actors

• Claud Allister (actor)
• Robert Benchley (actor)
• Frank Churchill (actor)
• Pinto Colvig (actor)
• John Dehner (actor)
• Walt Disney (actor)
• Lester Dorr (actor)
• Frank Faylen (actor)
• Norman Ferguson (actor)
• Art Gilmore (actor)
• Henry Hall (actor)
• Ward Kimball (actor)
• Alan Ladd (actor)
• Billy Lee (actor)
• Ernie Alexander (actor)

Genres

• Animation
• Comedy
• Family

Taglines:

A NEW WORLD OF WALT DISNEY WONDERS! (original print media ad - all caps)
Walt Disney's AMAZING, NEW FULL-LENGTH FEATURE PRODUCTION (original print media ad - many caps)
Sequences in MULTIPLANE TECHNICOLOR (original print media ad - many caps)
The big feature show with a thousand surprises!

Quotes:

The Dragon: You've got to be mad to breathe fire, but I'm not mad at anybody.::The Boy: But try real hard. Concentrate.::[the dragon tries, but all he can muster is a puny smoke ring]::The Dragon: Not very good, is it?::The Boy: Nope. Too bad you're not a real dragon, instead of a punk poet.::The Dragon: [Angry] "Punk poet"? [Now fire is coming out of his mouth] Ooh, say that again.::The Boy: Punk poet.::The Dragon: Again.::The Boy: Punk poet.::The Dragon: Again.::The Boy: Punk poet.::The Dragon: [Delighted] Ooh, I'm mad! I'm mad! I'm mad!::The Boy: Punk poet! Punk poet! Punk poet!

Sir Giles: Radish so red / Radish so red / Plucked from the heart of your warm little bed / Sprinkle some salt on the top of your head / [eats radish] Delicious.

Robert Benchley: Very good. I like the way you handle that fowl language.::Clarence Nash: [as Donald Duck] Foul language? Why the very idea!

Sir Giles: Uh, the time has come, you know.::The Dragon: [clapping excitedly] You mean... I die now?::Sir Giles: Oh yes indeed. As per-agreed, we'll seal our pact, old thing.::[placing the lance under the Dragon's arm]::Sir Giles: Take that!

[first lines]::Mrs. Benchley: [Reading] "So they set off up the hill, arm in arm, the knight, the dragon, and the boy. The lights in the little village began to go out one by one." [Is interrupted by a toy rifle going off] "But there were stars and a late moon as they climbed the downs together." [Toy rifle again] Robert, please. [Pan to Robert Benchley lying on a raft in the pool, with the toy rifle]::Robert Benchley: Go on, I can hear in any position. [Shoots a dart at a duck decoy in the pool]::Mrs. Benchley: [Continues reading] "And as they turned the last corner and disappeared from view, snatches of an old song were borne back on the night breeze. I can't be certain which of them was singing, but I think it was the dragon."::Robert Benchley: Go on, I'm listening.::Mrs. Benchley: That was the end, and a very lovely end, too.::Robert Benchley: Yeah, charming, charming. It's funny. No matter which way I aim, I always hit the same duck.::Mrs. Benchley: Robert, I have a wonderful idea. We'll sell this book to Walt Disney.::Robert Benchley: Well, you can't. It belongs to your nephew. [Looks at rifle] So does this, too. I wonder what he'd take for it.::Mrs. Benchley: I mean the idea, for a movie. I'm sure if you went to his studio and suggested it to him, he'd jump at it.::Robert Benchley: Me suggest a story to Walt Disney? Why, I hardly know him.::Mrs. Benchley: Well, you hardly knew me when you suggested marriage.::Robert Benchley: Yeah, look at the trouble I got into. He can't listen to every crackpot with a wild idea.::Mrs. Benchley: You might be the exception. All you would have to do would be to go to his studio and show him the book.::Robert Benchley: I wouldn't dream of it!::Mrs. Benchley: They're always open to new ideas. Get your things on, and stop shilly-shallying.::Robert Benchley: [Stands up on raft] I am not shillying and I am not shallying. But once and for all, I will not go to the studio. I will not make myself look ridiculous. [Falls through]::Robert Benchley: [Bubbles come out of his mouth] And that's final.

[after watching a sound effects recording session for a cartoon train]::Doris: How did you like it?::Robert Benchley: Oh, fine, fine. Only after all, wouldn't it be a lot easier just to wreck a real train?

Doris: [Holding up a cel of Bambi in front of her] Like it?::Robert Benchley: I'd be all right if you could get that reindeer out of the way.::Doris: I'll see if I can scare up the background that goes with it.::Robert Benchley: Nothing wrong with the one I just saw.::Doris: [a man hands her a painting] Thanks. This is his background. He fits right on top of it, like this. There.::Robert Benchley: And very cunning, too. I'd like to take him home with me. [Bambi suddenly comes to life and hides behind a rock in the background]::Robert Benchley: What do you know? He took me seriously.

Nurse: You're a quiet little fellow, aren't you?::Baby Weems: Well, there really isn't much to talk about.::Nurse: He talks!::Baby Weems: Why? Is it against the rules?::Nurse: Oh, Doctor! [Faints]

Narrator: Yes, the horse, the servant of mankind, the aristocrat of the animal kingdom. Noble, faithful, obedient, and kind, most magnificent of all dumb animals::Horse: Dumb?

The Dragon: Sweet little upside-down cake / Cares and woes, you've got'em / Poor little upside-down cake / Your top is on your bottom / Alas, little upside-down cake / Your troubles never stop / Because, little upside-down cake / Your bottom's on your top.