The Twelve Steps of Jason Mewes: Get Greedo (2013)

Actors

• Chris Bain (actor)
• Chris Bain (actor)
• Elgin Bathgate (actor)
• Git 'Em Steve Dave (actor)
• Christopher Downie (actor)
• Jack Fox (actor)
• Jack Fox (actor)
• Mark Frost (actor)
• Mark Frost (actor)
• Brett Murray (actor)
• Dale Murray (actor)
• Brian O'Halloran (actor)
• Kevin Pender (actor)
• Kit Prakkamakul (actor)
• Christopher Downie (producer)

Genres

• Biography
• Short

Taglines:

Kickin' it, Old Schooll!

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Actors

• Ben Affleck (actor)
• Jeff Anderson (actor)
• Diedrich Bader (actor)
• Jerome Benton (actor)
• Jason Biggs (actor)
• Marc Blucas (actor)
• Gavin Brooks (actor)
• Thomas Burke (actor)
• George Carlin (actor)
• Wes Craven (actor)
• Matt Damon (actor)
• Matt Damon (actor)
• William B. Davis (actor)
• Morris Day (actor)
• Ben Affleck (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Hollywood had it coming
Someone is making their life story into a movie, and they haven't been paid. So they're on their way to Hollywood to get even.
Scooping the Money!
Scooping the Monkey
Strike Back... August 24th 2001

Quotes:

Jay: Yo lunchbox, hurry it up.

Sissy: Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. It's really a fucking drag.

Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck::[referring to Silent Bob]::Jay: , none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Whillenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.::Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.

Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.::Jay: What buzz?::Holden: The Internet buzz.::Jay: What the fuck is the Internet?::Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

Banky: Stop the movie? What are you, crazy?::Jay: All these assholes on the internet are calling us names because of this stupid fucking movie.::Banky: That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that.::Jay: This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.::Banky: You know what? I feel for you boys, I really do, but Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for Bluntman and Chronic. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website, is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN!::Silent Bob: Oh, but I think it is... We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position.::Jay: Yeah.

Tricia Jones: [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Well! That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up.::Alyssa Jones: Yeah, sis. But it was better than "Mallrats". At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it.::Tricia Jones: Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"?::Alyssa Jones: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? That would never work as a movie.

Jay: Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie?::Holden: No, but it's Miramax. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They put those guys in a bunch of movies.::Jay: Who?::Holden: You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting?::Jay: You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it?::Holden: Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either... but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms".::Jay: Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker.

Jay: Affleck, you the *bomb* in Phantoms yo!

Chaka's Production Assistant: [after asked to get a new clean latte] Here's your coffee sir, booger-free.::Chaka Luther King: [slaps it out his hands] Get that shit the fuck out of here.

The Chris Moore Challenge (2001)

Actors

• Dave Aylmer (actor)
• John Crockett (actor)
• Joel Geist (actor)
• Brian McCulley (actor)
• Dave Aylmer (producer)
• John Crockett (producer)
• Brian McCulley (producer)
• John Crockett (writer)
• Brian McCulley (director)
• Brian McCulley (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Affleck, Ben Filmography

• Live by Night
  2015, role: producer
• Live by Night
  2015, role: director
• Live by Night
  2015, role: actor
• Live by Night
  2015, role: writer
• Batman vs. Superman
  2015, role: actor , character name: Bruce Wayne
• Batman vs. Superman
  2015, role: actor , character name: Batman
• The Middle Man
  2014, role: producer
• Film Hawk
  2014, role: actor
• The Middle Man
  2014, role: director
• Gone Girl
  2014, role: actor , character name: Nick Dunne
• 18th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 85th Oscars
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter & Winner
• Live from the Red Carpet: The 2013 Academy Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 19th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Runner Runner
  2013, role: actor , character name: Ivan Block
• The EE British Academy Film Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Les Coulisses des Golden Globes
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• EE British Academy Film Awards: Red Carpet Show
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Vanity Fair's Hollywood
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee
• CinemAbility
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tales from the Warner Bros. Lot
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Argo
  2012, role: actor , character name: Tony Mendez
• Argo
  2012, role: producer
• Argo
  2012, role: director
• 2012 Do Something Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MSN Exclusives
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• To the Wonder
  2012, role: actor , character name: Neil
• Unite for Japan
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Guys Choice Awards 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Award Winner
• The Company Men
  2010, role: actor , character name: Bobby Walker
• Almost Famous III
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Town
  2010, role: director
• Hollywood Salutes Matt Damon: An American Cinematheque Tribute
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Guys Choice
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sundance Skippy
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Oprah Winfrey Oscar Special
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Behind the Scenes with Joe Carnahan
  2010, role: actor , character name: Jack Dupree
• The Town
  2010, role: actor , character name: Doug MacRay
• The Blade Itself
  2010, role: producer
• The Town
  2010, role: writer
• Untitled Ben Affleck/Arizona Project
  2010, role: director
• Reporter
  2009, role: producer
• He's Just Not That Into You
  2009, role: actor , character name: Neil
• Almost Famous II
  2009, role: actor
• State of Play
  2009, role: actor , character name: Stephen Collins
• Extract
  2009, role: actor , character name: Dean
• Los mejores momentos de 'Sé lo que hicisteis'
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tracing Amy: The Chasing Amy Doc
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself