Happy Holidays (2007)

Actors

• Matthew Stubstad (producer)
• Ludwig Goransson (composer)
• Sassy Mohen (writer)
• Sassy Mohen (producer)
• Katharine Stapleton (actress)
• Sassy Mohen (director)
• Renee Jumper (actress)
• Stacey Kattman (producer)
• Michael Sasso (actor)
• Devon Marcel Clark III (actor)
• Marissa Crisafulli (actress)
• Marissa Crisafulli (actress)
• Melanie Leftick (actress)
• Dillon Morris (producer)
• Ross Mathy (editor)

Genres

• Romance

Taglines:

The journey's what matters the most.

Quotes:

Clarissa Ryder: Who wants some California bud?

John Maher: Remember those things at the gas stations with the wrappers... I'm gonna get some pizza. You have cash right?::Margaret: Stingy Bastard::Clarissa Ryder: Margaret, Margaret. You are going to LOVE California. I mean you can get burritos at like 3 o'clock in the morning. And the other week I met this guy...::Margaret: What about Thomas?::Clarissa Ryder: Thomas is broken. I mean we're broken up. I mean, shit, I don't even know what I'm saying.::John Maher: What kind of toppings do you guys want?::Clarissa Ryder: Extra Cheese!::John Maher: Fuck yeah.

Clarissa Ryder: What's this?::Thomas Levy: I was only trying to help...::Clarissa Ryder: Don't. I don't need your help. I don't need anybody's... You know what here. Take it. I'm leaving.::Thomas Levy: ...You didn't leave.::Clarissa Ryder: I'm going to. Give me a minute.

Lindsey/Britney: These Jeans are Designer!

Clarissa Ryder: We broke up... two days ago.::Charles Edmund: No way. I thought you guys were in love and shit.

Thomas Levy: Close up on the sexiest artist in history!

Clarissa Ryder: If it wasn't for my art, none of this would be happening!::Thomas Levy: So, now that the holiday season's almost over, you can leave your high school fuck buddy and go back to your millionaire in California. Lucky you.

Veronica Ryder: You know, you went to California to be a painter. Maybe I shouldn't have let you go. But you kept bringing home all these rewards and everything kept saying how good you were... what did you bring home this time? NOTHING! Do us all a favor and make the right choice for once!

Margaret: So... how do you like DC?::Charles Edmund: Huh? Oh, it's alright.::Margaret: Have you ever been here before?::Charles Edmund: Yeah, my family took me here a few years back. We went to all those boring museum's and shit.::Margaret: Huh.

Thomas Levy: What are you doing here?::Clarissa Ryder: Oh... you know... just inspecting the parking lot! Nice... nice and solid.

Lloyd, Jake Filmography

• Stay Inside
  2013, role: actor , character name: David Greer
• The Skull Rosary of Frao' Ranggoh
  2012, role: actor , character name: Kelly Fischer
• The Skull Rosary of Frao' Ranggoh
  2012, role: writer
• The Skull Rosary of Frao' Ranggoh
  2012, role: producer
• The Skull Rosary of Frao' Ranggoh
  2012, role: editor
• The Skull Rosary of Frao' Ranggoh
  2012, role: director
• Bump in the Night
  2011, role: actor , character name: Tim
• Feels Just Like It Should
  2011, role: actor , character name: Jeffrey Palmer
• Pearblossom
  2011, role: actor , character name: Border Attendant
• X-Men First Class Rejects
  2011, role: actor , character name: Moleman
• Feels Just Like It Should
  2011, role: producer
• Feels Just Like It Should
  2011, role: writer
• Feels Just Like It Should
  2011, role: director
• Feels Just Like It Should
  2011, role: editor
• Days of Wayne: Bros
  2010, role: writer
• Gateway
  2010, role: editor
• Gateway
  2010, role: director
• Gateway
  2010, role: writer
• Days of Wayne: Bros
  2010, role: producer
• Trunked Up
  2010, role: actor , character name: Jack
• Days of Wayne: Bros
  2010, role: director
• Wet Cold American Winter
  2010, role: actor , character name: Jake
• Days of Wayne: Deal
  2009, role: producer
• Days of Wayne: Noel
  2009, role: producer
• Days of Wayne: Deal
  2009, role: director
• Days of Wayne: Rule
  2009, role: producer
• Days of Wayne: Deal
  2009, role: writer
• Days of Wayne: Noel
  2009, role: writer
• Days of Wayne: Rule
  2009, role: writer
• Days of Wayne: Deal
  2009, role: actor , character name: Jesse
• Days of Wayne: Noel
  2009, role: director
• Days of Wayne: Rule
  2009, role: director
• Days of Wayne: Rule
  2009, role: actor , character name: Googler

Lloyd, Jake Filmography

• Peer Pressure
  2009, role: miscellaneous crew
• Heart of an Empire
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Madison
  2005, role: actor , character name: Mike McCormick
• Science of Star Wars
  2005, role: actor
• The Beginning: Making 'Episode I'
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
  1999, role: actor , character name: Anakin Skywalker
• 1999 MTV Movie Awards
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Stars of 'Star Wars': Interviews from the Cast
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Host
  1998, role: actor , character name: Jack
• Apollo 11
  1996, role: actor , character name: Mark Armstrong
• Unhook the Stars
  1996, role: actor , character name: Jake 'J.J.' Warren
• Jingle All the Way
  1996, role: actor , character name: Jamie Langston

Lloyd, Jake Filmography

• D-Day 6.6.1944
  2004, role: miscellaneous crew
• Die with Me
  2001, role: actor , character name: Mickey Cooper
• Croupier
  1998, role: producer
• Saint-Ex
  1996, role: producer
• Arrivederci Millwall
  1990, role: producer

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Gigolette - Roy Orbison
• Gigolette - Vaughn Monroe
• Joy - Cult
• Juggalette - King Gordy
• Gigolette - Lucienne Boyer
• Jiggle It - Young Leek

Oh, they call you Gigolette,they say that you’re the Devil’s pet.
They say beware for you destroy,the heart and soul of everyboy.
They say that your lips are soft and warm.and they say that your touch has a magic charm
But that you’re a butterfly flying from guy to guy.
Yes you’re known as Gigolette,oh love and them and leave them Gigolette,
They say you’re laugh when lovers cry they say it’s a kiss and then goodbye.
They say that your heart is made of stone and they say stay away leave you alone.
Ah, that you're a fly by night many arms to hold you tight.
But it’s too late for me.too late now to forget,I’m under the spell of Gigolette.
*My chance to run away is past, I’m in your arms at last.
So come on and hold me.oh hold me close to you.
oh kiss me,don’t break my heart in two.

VAUGHN MONROE AND HIS ORCHESTRA
VOCAL BY VAUGHN MONROE
PAINT A SMILE UPON YOUR FACE,
GIGOLETTE, GIGOLETTE.
THAT NO TEARDROPS CAN ERASE
GIGOLETTE, GIGOLETTE.
YOU'RE FOR ARMS THAT ARE LONELY,
HEARTS THAT SEARCH FOR ROMANCE.
SO LAUGH AND BE GAY,
FOR THEY MAY NOT PAY FOR A DANCE.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND MAKE BELIEVE
YOU'RE ALL AFLAME,
GIGOLETTE, GIGOLETTE.
MAKE BELIEVE GOES WITH THE NAME,
GIGOLETTE, GIGOLETTE.
WHEN THE DANCE IS OVER YOU KNOW,
YOU'LL GO BACK TO YOUR GIGOLO,
AND THE MOMENT YOU ARE IN HIS ARMS,
YOU'LL FORGET
GIGOLETTE, GIGOLETTE.
ORCHESTRA PLAYS SOME OF THE SONG. THEN;
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND MAKE BELIEVE
YOU'RE ALL AFLAME,
GIGOLETTE, GIGOLETTE.
MAKE BELIEVE GOES WITH THE NAME,
GIGOLETTE, GIGOLETTE.
WHEN THE DANCE IS OVER YOU KNOW,
YOU'LL GO BACK TO YOUR GIGOLO,
AND THE MOMENT YOU ARE IN HIS ARMS,
YOU'LL FORGET,
GIGOLETTE, GIGOLETTE.

Yeah, I poisoned myself but I survived the thrill of life
I altered my state of mind so I could fly, mmm
Yeah, travelled beyond my pedestrian ties
My innocence, yeah, and those sweet lies
I rode in that car as far as it would take me, take me
I don't need no gun
I walk into the sun
Find what's going on
Find what's going down
I don't need no gun
I walk into your fun
Fun into the sun
Find what's going on
Your velvet tear rolled down my back
Your arms wrapped tight around me
I felt so good knowing that you could let go with me, yeah
I don't need no gun
I walk into your sun
Find what's going on
Find what's going down
I don't need no gun
I walk into your fun
I don't need the sun
To find what's going on
Crazy hippie girl
Soft lips make me swirl
More than I can feel
Mystery to me
Yeah-hey-yeah
Joy d'vivre, yeah
Mysterious life, what do you hold for us in your cloak?
I begin to shake, your horses, they are frightening me, well
I don't need no gun
I walk into your sun
Find what's going on
Find what's going down
I don't need no gun
I walk into your fun
I don't need the sun
To find what's going on
Crazy hippie girl
Soft lips make me swirl
More than I can feel
A mystery to me
Had my child son
I'm a young king now
Hey mysterious life
Holy criticised
Yeah-hey-yeah
Yeah-hey-yeah

So how u doin misses juggalette?
Face painted, lookin all sexy with that hatchet tatted on your breast?
You are my morbid thing, my horror whore queen,
My wicked witch of the Midwest; my east coast mistress;
My down south, big breast, juggalette.
But when i'm out west, I love to rub against your ass.
You are so gothic, my dick is gettin hard, and I can't stop it.
Baby, you are the hottest!
They say you always say this song's for the juggalos,
What about us pretty girls in the front row?
King Gordy you won't fire, we can smell smoke!
Baby I keep the fire just a nail slow!
Now when we get to the hotel room
I assume, we be eatin these mushrooms, then I’ll be fuckin you!
You say u gotta boyfriend; we'll give him somethin to do;
Stand outside and watch my truck get on the move.
You say I ain't the best; all you do is talk about me,
That I ain't even fame to Shelly, but your girlfriend still goes jockin me.
Your only mad cuz you’re a juggalette, your bitchin at every song that I sing.
I am the star, that’s why a girl is in my car, and she’s givin’ me head.
I have not had this type of love before, after this I shall love no more.
Let her on stage, come on baby, dance with me,
Wiggle that ass for me; wait in the back for me.
I'll be on my way to show you something.
And when the show is over, oh yes, we gon’ be fuckin,
My name is Cobain, I don't care if you gotta man,
Imma rock star. I'm pretty sure your dude will understand.
And if not, security will put your fuckin hands on his ass so fast,
He won't have a second chance.
Now me and you can continue our lil romance.
This is wicked stock; Let Gordy play in your pants.
When I live in Colorado, they give head in advance.
The fabled lovers know all them juggalettes,
And damn it feels so good. I never felt this happy inside.
I wanna take a juggalette as my bride
Will you marry me?
You say I ain't the best; all you do is talk about me,
That I ain't even fame to Shelly, but your girlfriend still goes jockin me.
Your only mad cuz you’re a juggalette, you bitch at every song that I sing.
I am the star, that’s why a girl is in my car, and she’s givin’ me head.
You say I ain't the best; all you do is talk about me,
That I ain't even fame to Shelly, but your girlfriend still goes jockin me.
Your only mad cuz you’re a juggalette, you bitch at every song that I sing.

Lorsque la nuit s'?panouit
Myst?rieusement comme une fleur fun?bre
Le dernier bruit s'?vanouit
Et la ville s'endort dans le xx des l?vres
Il c'est alors que dans l'ombre qui les prot?ge
Et tout xxxxxx parlant tout bas
L'attach? xxxxx sous le ciel lourd de neige
Cachant au ras des murs leur ?trange man?ge
Et le beau gars serrant dans ses bras
Sa gigolette, sa gigolette
Lui sourit et tendre lui dit :
Ma gigolette, ma gigolette
J'te f'rai jamais gagner l'gros lot
Mais quand fortune tape au rideau
Les rupins coquins s'amenaient toujours
?a c'est la vraie amour
Sur le boulevard, il se fait tard
Et le bourgeois craintif se rend vers sa demeure
Un jeune f?tard, au teint blafard
S'avance en frissonnant sous la bise qui pleure
Et c'est alors que dans l'ombre qui le prot?ge
Et tout xxxxxxx on n'entend pas
Brusquement la xxxxx se jette sur le gibier pris au pi?ge
Un cri d'angoisse, un r?le et du sang sur la terre
Et le beau gars serrant dans ses bras
Sa gigolette, sa gigolette
Lui sourit et tendre lui dit :
Ma gigolette, ma gigolette
Je viens de d?crocher le gros lot
Mais ta vraie fortune c'est Julot
Les rupins peuvent bien s'amener toujours

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Yo i pull up to the club with spinning rims
I got tires bigger then a mercades benz
You kno ima ladies man
I even got all the girls just going crazy man
I'm north side boy, the girls like how i talk
even some girls like the way i walk
come and fly as eva i'm fresh ta deaf
when i come already you better catch your breathe
i'm like hey shorti drop that thing, i just want to see you fricken pop that thing
Young Leek back with a track to blow ur mind
who you kno got seven girls at the same time,
using them same lines, stayin wit them pretty dimes
If you don't like the dance i'll be like nevermind
...............
just get on the floor and do it, all you gotta do is put your back into it
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Jiggle it and do your thing in the club
this is young leek you kno i'm ruling on them dubs
ima young dude but you kno i'm street smart
i had this girl, she was sweet just like a sweettart
If you see me in the club kno that i ain't a retard
i'm young, fly and flashy, and thats what you thought
girl you can dance well let me see something u can roll with the team, if you want to be something
just pop it ... and shake it on the dance floor like millan you can dip if you get low
ooo show me what your working with... you look so fine u need a disco jiggle it
my teeth glissing they shine when i'm whipserin i smile for a second and the crowd
start shivering we bout to blow dis track up so back up! Jiggle it Jiggle it
i want to see you act up Jiggle it
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Yo this club is off the hook
Looking at Leek you know i'm off the books
Come on Shorti shake that thing
Just show me how ya work that frame
Body of a diva shape like a bottle up in the club looking like a model
mabye america's next shinning like the diamonds up in my rollex
Young Leek ..... Def Jam .... Next Level
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