Possession (2002)

Actors

• Graham Crowden (actor)
• Henry Ian Cusick (actor)
• Ray Donn (actor)
• Aaron Eckhart (actor)
• Trevor Eve (actor)
• Christopher Good (actor)
• Roger Hammond (actor)
• Richard Heffer (actor)
• Tom Hickey (actor)
• Tom Hollander (actor)
• Alexi Kaye Campbell (actor)
• Jeremy Northam (actor)
• Hugh Simon (actor)
• Jonty Stephens (actor)
• Craig Crosbie (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Mystery
• Romance

Taglines:

The past will connect them. The passion will possess them.

Quotes:

Fergus: Mitchell's late again?::Blackadder: ROLAND, asked for another day off, Fergus.::Fergus: Oh, really? Where's he gone?::Blackadder: I didn't ask, and he didn't say. He's an American for God's sake. He's probably off trafficking drugs.

[to Roland the morning after their first night together, and first kiss]::Maude: I can't imagine what you're like after you actually sleep with someone!

Christabel LaMotte: I cannot let you burn me up, nor can I resist you. No mere human can stand in a fire and not be consumed.

[first lines]::Randolph Ash: They say that women change. 'Tis so, but you are ever-constant in your changefulness. Like that still thread of falling river, one from source to last embrace, in the still pool ever-renewed and ever-moving on, from first to last, a myriad water-drops.

Randolph Ash: You cut me, Madam.::Christabel LaMotte: I'm sorry. I only meant to scratch.

Christabel LaMotte: Your hands are shaking. Are you afraid?::Randolph Ash: No... a little.

Roland Michell: So what are we gonna do now? We gonna try to beat'em to France, or - or are we just gonna stare at each other?::Maude: That is the question, isn't it?::Roland Michell: Mm-hmmm::Maude: I have another one for you.::Roland Michell: What's that?::Maude: What are you really doing here?::Roland Michell: Well, I uh - I needed to see your face. I just wanted to let you know that whatever happened at Whitby, which unfortunately was not much, is not because anything that you did. Not at all. I just didn't want to jump into something. I mean, I did and I do... want to. Badly. I just didn't want to mess this up. And I just want to see - [clears throat] I want to see if there's an us in you and me. Would-Would you like that? [Maude leans over and kisses Roland] I'll take that as a yes.

Roland Michell: Don't worry about me. I'm kind of a brush and flush kinda guy. [seeing Maude's repulsed expression] Forget I said that.::Maude: I'll try.

Maude: [the morning after they hooked up which Roland put a stop to] Okay, let's not beat the thing dead. It happened. We're both grown-ups...::Roland Michell: Speak for yourself.::Maude: I'd hate to see how you're like after you actually sleep with someone.

Maude: [they are standing on rocks in a river looking at a waterfall that Maude recalls in one of Christabell's poems that describes a cave behind the waterfall. Upon sharing that with Roland, he immediately starts taking his clothes off] I know this is an awfully repressed sort of English thing to say, but what the hell are you doing?::Roland Michell: How else are we going to find out if there's a cave?::[Dives into the water]::Maude: [smiling, and speaking to no one] We could ask someone.

Comic Relief: Behind the Nose (1992)

Actors

• Rowan Atkinson (actor)
• Rowan Atkinson (actor)
• David Baddiel (actor)
• Simon Brint (actor)
• Leon Brittan (actor)
• Frank Bruno (actor)
• George Bush (actor)
• Jasper Carrott (actor)
• Frank Carson (actor)
• Billy Connolly (actor)
• Andy Crane (actor)
• Paul Daniels (actor)
• Jim Davidson (actor)
• Hugh Dennis (actor)
• Michael Aspel (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

The Haggard Falcon (1974)

Actors

• Victor Carin (actor)
• John Carlisle (actor)
• Brian Coburn (actor)
• Martin Cochrane (actor)
• Jake D'Arcy (actor)
• Roy Hanlon (actor)
• Alec Heggie (actor)
• Martin Heller (actor)
• George Howell (actor)
• Ian Ireland (actor)
• Willie Joss (actor)
• Charles Kearney (actor)
• Patrick Lewsley (actor)
• Alex McAvoy (actor)
• Roddy McMillan (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Blackadder Goes Forth

It is 1917, and lunatic General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett is leading the British troops at the front lines against the Germans, while everyone waits for Field Marshall Haig's big push. There are various emotions throughout the camp about it. For Captain Kevin Darling, Melchett's bull-dog-like right-hand man, it makes no difference, as it appears he will be safe and sound with the general when the big push occurs. For Lieutenant George Colhurst Saint Barleigh, he is overly excited at thrashing the Germans. For Private S. (probably for Sod-Off) Baldrick, it's a terrifying experience he is not looking forward to. For Captain Edmund Blackadder, however, it's something he's too cowardly too face. Self-centered, arrogant, and sarcastic, Blackadder is always constantly searching for a way out of this silly war, and will try various, often crazy, variations on escape, all of which will take a turn he never expected. Sharing a dugout with George and Baldrick, his main obstacle for escape is Darling, who will ensure everyone is present for the big push.

Cast

• Rowan Atkinson
• Tony Robinson
• Tim McInnerny
• Stephen Fry
• Hugh Laurie
• Jeremy Hardy
• Rik Mayall
• Gabrielle Glaister
• Miranda Richardson
• Geoffrey Palmer
• Stephen Frost
• Adrian Edmondson
• Bill Wallis
• Lee Cornes
• Hugo Blick
• Paul Mark Elliott
• Jeremy Gittins

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Captain Cook
  General Melchett, Lieutenant George: Row, row, row your boat / Gently down the stream / Belts off, t...
• Episode 2: Corporal Punishment
  [while hungover]::Private Baldrick: Permission to die, sir?...
• Episode 3: Major Star
  Bob Parkhurst: I want to see how a war is fought, so badly.::Captain Blackadder: Well, you've come t...
• Episode 4: Private Plane
  Captain Blackadder: Baldrick, what are you doing?::Private Baldrick: I'm a Sopwith Camel, sir.::Capt...
• Episode 5: General Hospital
  [Blackadder is informed that a German spy is stealing battle plans]::General Melchett: You look surp...
• Episode 6: Goodbyeee
  Captain Blackadder: Well, I'm afraid it'll have to wait. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was better tha...