Bamboo Shark (2011)

Actors

• John Allen (actor)
• Ikenna Amaechi (actor)
• Rob Ambrose (actor)
• Michael Baczor (actor)
• Aaron Badowski (actor)
• Mark Bitner (actor)
• David Boice (actor)
• Robert Boileau (actor)
• David Born (actor)
• Ted Borodaeff (actor)
• Bob Bowersox (actor)
• Garen Boyajian (actor)
• Stewart Brodian (actor)
• Jimmy Carr (actor)
• Gary Alan (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Sylvester Stallone: You know, I played an overweight cop once.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: I played a Kindergarten cop.::Michael Jackson: Did somebody say Kindergarten?

Sean Connery: I'm Sean... double-O-7... I'm Sean!

Benjamin: Jesus! What, did you steal that off a horse?

Howard: That pig smells like old people.

Brooks: You know why I like movies? I like them because of the experience they bring. Reading is designed to stimulate the mind. Music is designed to alter emotions. But movies... movies are designed for one thing. To escape.

Francis Federman Ugli: Put the retard down!

Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)

Actors

• Noel Blanc (actor)
• Noel Blanc (actor)
• Adam Borstein (actor)
• John G. Brennan (actor)
• John G. Brennan (actor)
• Michael Clarke Duncan (actor)
• Bill Fagerbakke (actor)
• Ralph Garman (actor)
• David A. Goodman (actor)
• Seth Green (actor)
• Seth Green (actor)
• Mike Henry (actor)
• Mike Henry (actor)
• Gary Janetti (actor)
• Rene Auberjonois (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Animation
• Comedy

Taglines:

All new, Outrageous, Uncensored!
88 Minutes of Pee-in-Your-Pants Fun!

Quotes:

Chris Griffin: Mom! Look at me! [jumps in pool] How was that?::Lois Griffin: Your third somersault was a little sloppy but what do I know, huh? It's been so long since i qualified for the Olympics.::Chris Griffin: You were in the Olympics?::Lois Griffin: No, I got pregnant with Meg and couldn't go. Now I'm Pro Choice.

Odo: I'm watching your every move, Quark, so don't think you can get away with any law-breaking.::Quark Griffin: Yeah, yeah, whatever, man.::Odo: I mean it! You'll have me to deal with!::Quark Griffin: Ohhhh, I'm really scared.::Odo: I could morph into a giant python and eat you alive.::Quark Griffin: Hey, here's an idea: why don't you morph into a guy with something interesting to talk about?

Peter Griffin: We all know that no women anywhere wants to have sex with anyone and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus.::Lois Griffin: Ah, he is so right on. Women are such teases. That's why I went back to men.

Peter Griffin: Save your money, Tucker. This place doesn't have porn. They think its immoral. You know, that really grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible was way too long to read!

[repeated line]::Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears?

Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears? People in the 19th century. Why don't they get with the freakin program? It's called an automobile, folks. It's much faster than a horse!

Gandhi: [Gandhi is doing stand-up comedy]... And the black people are all like, "hey bitch!" and the Indian people, we do not call our women in such a way.

Peter Griffin: [Hosting Family Feud] How are you Betsy, welcome to the show you are a lovely young woman, [kisses her cheek] and I'll just get my hand up there and feel that one and that one [squeezes her breasts, she looks at him horrifically] and we're looking for something you shop for at the mall, three seconds.

Peter Griffin: [Dressed up as Spiderman climbing on a clothesline singing to the tune of the Batman theme] Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Spiderman, Spiderman/ Here comes Peter on a clothesline but his name's not Peter it is Spiderman, Spiderman/ Come on Lois let's get busy maybe right here in the garden Spiderman, Spiderman.

Stewie Griffin: Look, I really don't want to go to hell, but I can't stop my nature. I'm just a hateful person::Brian Griffin: You're not hateful you just need to control your anger. Like I do.::Stewie Griffin: oh, you mean by being sauced all day! Wait a minute! Of Course! That's it! If I'm drunk I'll be calm and if I'm calm I'll be nice, and if I'm nice then I won't go to hell. Fix me a highball I'm going to get good and tight!

Ray (2004)

Actors

• Michael Arata (actor)
• Curtis Armstrong (actor)
• Vernel Bagneris (actor)
• Patrick Bauchau (actor)
• Terrone Bell (actor)
• Matthew Benjamin (actor)
• Julian Bond (actor)
• Lee Boquet (actor)
• Alonzo Bowens (actor)
• Bill Breaux (actor)
• Thomas Jefferson Byrd (actor)
• Ray Charles (actor)
• Tom Clark (actor)
• Rutherford Cravens (actor)
• Edward Anderson (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama
• Music

Taglines:

The extraordinary life story of Ray Charles. A man who fought harder and went farther than anyone thought possible.
The only thing more extraordinary than the music is the man behind it: Ray Charles.
The extraordinary life story of Ray Charles.

Quotes:

Ray Charles: From now on you guys are gonna be called the Raylettes.::Margie Hendricks: Does that mean we have to "let Ray"?

[as Ray is going blind]::Aretha Robinson: I'll show you how to do something once, I'll help you if you mess up twice, but the third time you're on your own. 'Cause that's how it is in the world.

Ray Charles: I hear like you see. Like that hummingbird outside the window, for instance.::Della Bea Robinson: [astonished] I can't hear her.::Ray Charles: You have to listen.::Della Bea Robinson: [closes her eyes, hears the hummingbird] Yes!::Ray Charles: Yeah. Yes, you can... Uh-oh. Did you hear that?::Della Bea Robinson: What?::Ray Charles: Her heart just skipped a beat.

[repeated line]::Ray Charles: Don't jive me, man.

Marlene: Gossie been cattin' with one of my waitresses since he got here. He never told me his partner was a blind 'Bama boy.::Oberon: Marlene, Demure called. Thurman's sick.::Marlene: What about Sassie.::Oberon: Flat tire.::Marlene: Alright, 'Bama, why don't you get up there and show me what you got.::Ray Charles: Well, I, I'm not really prepared to do my thing, I mean, right now, tonight.::Marlene: Well, this is the only audition you're gonna get, Puddin', so either get on up there or you and Gossie can haul your asses back down south.::Oberon: [hands Ray a joint] Here smoke some of this.::Ray Charles: [coughs] That ain't no tobacco, man!::Oberon: No. Hold it in. It'll calm you down.::Marlene: Alright, Oberon, get up there and introduce him.::Oberon: Yes, Maam!::Marlene: Come on, 'Bama.::Ray Charles: Yeah!::Oberon: I got a special treat for all you satin dolls and I'm not talking about Oberon's big thunder. No, that's for another show. We got some new blood for ya. Fresh off the bus from Florida I give you Ray "Don't Call Me Sugar" Robinson.::Ray Charles: How y'all doin' tonight?::Man in Bar: Better than you!::Oberon: Relax, Ray, relax!::Ray Charles: I got it. What do y'all wanna hear?::Aretha Robinson: How 'bout a little Nat King Cole?::Ray Charles: Y'all like Nat King Cole?::[begins playing]::Marlene: 'Bama ain't bad.::Oberon: I'd say he saved our asses.

Fathead Newman: This ain't no weed, Ray. And we ain't snorting no bitch. This is boy! Boy'll make your ass null and void.::Ray Charles: Null and void, just like my life.

Milt Shaw: You know, Ray, your contract with Atlantic expires in 4 months.::Ray Charles: Yeah, I know. Ahmet and Jerry sent me my new contract. They're gonna double my royalties.::Milt Shaw: Before we go down that road again I thought I'd check and see what else was out there.::Ray Charles: Now, who told you to do that? Atlantic is family. Just like the Shaw agency.::Milt Shaw: Ray, my job is to find you the best deal out there. Now, I had a very productive meeting with the folks at ABC Paramount and they are very interested.::Ray Charles: No. How interested?::Milt Shaw: How about a 50 thousand dollar advance every year for the first three years? You choose your own music. They'll deduct recording costs and pay you 75 percent. Now, look, Ahmet and Jerry are flying in tomorrow night. Will you at least put them off until I have a chance to talk to the boys at ABC?::Ray Charles: Well, my mama always said there was nothin' wrong with talkin'.

Gossie McKee: What the hell's Ray doin' up there?::Marlene: Auditionin' for you Gossie.::Gossie McKee: He ain't no good without me.::Marlene: How'd you and the 'Bama like to do a week here at the Chair. I know a good bass player. Nice jazz trio can score big. With the right manager.::Gossie McKee: Manager?::Marlene: Come on now, Gossie, don't be so small minded. You know you have to give to get.::Gossie McKee: What exactly do I have to give?::Marlene: Twenty-five percent. But I'll be gettin' you other gigs.::Gossie McKee: Alright. Next question. What do I get?::Marlene: What do you need?::Gossie McKee: Double scale as leader. Plus ten percent.::Marlene: What about the 'Bama?::Gossie McKee: He's about as green as a blade of grass. I can handle him.::Marlene: Yeah, he's green alright. So, Gossie, you don't have to worry about finding a hotel room for the 'Bama. He can flop at my place.::Gossie McKee: You don't never change.

Ray Charles: [responding to knock on his door] Who is it?::Ahmet Ertegun: Mr. Charles, my name is Ahmet Ertegun. May I have a moment of your time?::Ray Charles: [opening door] What do you want, man? I'm at church.::Ahmet Ertegun: I'm sorry. I'll come back later.::Ray Charles: You're here now, what do you want?::Ahmet Ertegun: Mr. Charles, my company, Atlantic Records, has just acquired your contract from Swingtime. I'd like to talk about your future.::Ray Charles: Hold on, man. Don't jive me now. I ain't for sale.::Ahmet Ertegun: May I sit down?::[Sits in chair]::Ahmet Ertegun: You see it seems that Jack Lauderdale has found himself, shall we say, a little over extended and has had to unload some of his talent. When your name came up I jumped at the chance to work with you. I'm a big fan.::Ray Charles: What if I want to go to another company? There's a guy out there right now that's willing to pay me seven cents a record. Can you do that?::Ahmet Ertegun: Man, I could promise you fifteen cents a record but you won't get it. Anymore than he'll pay you seven. What I will do is promise you five cents a record and pay you five cents a record. You think pennies, Mr. Charles, you get pennies. You think dollars, you get dollars.::Ray Charles: I like the way you put things together. Omlet, you're alright with me.::Ahmet Ertegun: Ahmet.::Ray Charles: Ahmet. What kind of a name is that anyway.::Ahmet Ertegun: I'm Turkish.::Ray Charles: Well, it looks like Jack Lauderdale's bad luck is my good fortune. I always knew Atlantic was bigger than Swingtime. You do great music there. I dig Atlantic.::Ahmet Ertegun: You could have fooled me.::Ray Charles: Well, I gotta keep my eye on you city boys. Back home they call it country dumb. [Starts laughing] It ain't Turkish.

Ahmet Ertegun: Ray, I'm gonna tell you something and I don't want you to take it the wrong way.::Ray Charles: Well, then give it to me right then.::Ahmet Ertegun: I signed you because I sensed something special in you not because you sound like Nate Cole or Charles Brown.::Ray Charles: But I thought you liked what I do.::Ahmet Ertegun: Look we love the tenor of your voice, your vituosity, your energy...::Ray Charles: But not my music.::Ahmet Ertegun: Man, I didn't say that.::Ray Charles: Look, Ahmet, this is what I do. I gotta make a living. This is what the people want. I don't know no other way.::Ahmet Ertegun: Well we gotta help you find one. Look, let's try a little change of pace. Your familiar with stride piano?::Ray Charles: You kidding me, man? The man I learned the piano from was a stride player.::Ahmet Ertegun: Okay, I've got a song. It's called the Mess Around.::Ray Charles: Mess around. Cute title. Who wrote it?::Ahmet Ertegun: I did.::Ray Charles: Oh. You wrote it. Well, sing it to me, man.::Ahmet Ertegun: Sing it?::Ray Charles: Yeah, it's not like I can read the lyrics.::Ahmet Ertegun: Alright. It's in the key of G.::Ray Charles: Key of G.::[Begins playing]::Ahmet Ertegun: No. More like a Pete Johnson kind of thing.::Ray Charles: Pete Johnson.::[Begins playing again]::Ahmet Ertegun: Yeah, yeah. That's good.::Ray Charles: Oh, you like that? Okay, let's go.

The Extreme Adventures of Super Dave (2000)

Actors

• Vernon Ballesteros (actor)
• Billy Barty (actor)
• Michael Buffer (actor)
• E.J. Callahan (actor)
• Ray Charles (actor)
• Mike Connors (actor)
• David E. Cousin (actor)
• Casey Deguchi (actor)
• Rich DiDonato (actor)
• Charlie DiPinto (actor)
• Jim Doughan (actor)
• Bob Einstein (actor)
• John Elway (actor)
• Nanu Ferrari (actor)
• Michael Angarano (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Accidents Happen
Two Broken Thumbs Way Up!

Just the Ticket (1999)

Actors

• Luis Aponte (actor)
• Fred Asparagus (actor)
• Andre B. Blake (actor)
• Sully Boyar (actor)
• Richard Bradford (actor)
• Patrick Breen (actor)
• Jack Cafferty (actor)
• Robert W. Castle (actor)
• Vince Collura (actor)
• Anthony DeSando (actor)
• Joe Drago (actor)
• Wally Dunn (actor)
• Joe Frazier (actor)
• Andy Garcia (actor)
• Carlos Antonio (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

Irresponsible, Unreliable, Unpredictable and totally Irresistible.

Charles, Ray Filmography

• 20 Feet from Stardom
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• CMT: 40 Greatest Love Songs
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michel Legrand and Friends
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sid Bernstein Presents...
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• My Music: Aretha Franklin Presents Soul Rewind
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Best of the World Music Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Country's Greatest Stars Live: Vol. 1
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Johnny Mercer: The Dream's on Me
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• WWE: The Rise and Fall of WCW
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hair, Let the Sun Shine In
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Before the Music Dies
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - 'Agent Double O Soul'
• CMT: The Greatest - 40 Greatest Albums
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Super Bowl XXXIX
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cavett Remembers Ray
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A Capitol Fourth
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 47th Annual Grammy Awards
  2005, role: actor
• Transposing the Music
  2005, role: actor , character name: Ray
• 50 y más
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 11th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Memorial Tribute
• Live from New York: The First 5 Years of Saturday Night Live
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Andy Williams: My Favorite Duets
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ray
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• World's Funniest & Cleverest Commercials
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• TV in Black: The First Fifty Years
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 35th NAACP Image Awards
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• I'm Only Looking: The Best of INXS
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• CMT 100 Greatest Songs of Country Music Concert
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• Willie Nelson & Friends: Live and Kickin'
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tom Dowd & the Language of Music
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• TV Land Awards: A Celebration of Classic TV
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ray Charles Celebrates Gospel Christmas with the Voices of Jubilation
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• God Only Knows: Vocal Harmony - The Voice
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ed Sullivan's Rock 'n' Roll Classics, Vol. 4: Elvis & Other Rock Greats
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Liza and David
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ray Charles: Live at the Montreux Jazz Festival
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Playboy: Inside the Playboy Mansion
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Kennedy Center Honors: A Celebration of the Performing Arts
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Super Bowl XXXV
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself - National Anthem Performer
• Billy Joel: The Essential Video Collection
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Extreme Adventures of Super Dave
  2000, role: actor , character name: Ray Charles
• Blue's Big Musical Movie
  2000, role: actor , character name: G-Clef
• The 72nd Annual Academy Awards
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• ABC 2000: The Millennium
  1999, role: actor
• SNL: 25 Years of Music
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Quincy Jones... The First 50 Years
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Goodwill Games Opening Celebration
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ray Charles Live in Belgrade
  1997, role: actor , character name: Singer
• North Sea Jazz Festival
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Billy Joel: Greatest Hits Volume III
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Caesars Palace 30th Anniversary Celebration
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself

Charles, Ray Filmography

• The Kennedy Center Honors: A Celebration of the Performing Arts
  2010, role: composer
• The Kennedy Center Honors: A Celebration of the Performing Arts
  2007, role: composer
• A Capitol Fourth
  2001, role: composer
• To Life! America Celebrates Israel's 50th
  1998, role: composer
• The 16th Annual People's Choice Awards
  1990, role: composer
• The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years
  1986, role: composer
• Andy Williams' Early New England Christmas
  1982, role: composer
• Christmas in the Holy Land
  1980, role: composer
• Danny Thomas: Young & Foolish
  1978, role: composer
• The Television Critics Circle Awards
  1977, role: composer
• The First Nine Months Are the Hardest
  1971, role: composer
• Your Hit Parade
  1950, role: actor

Charles, Ray Filmography

• Octopussy
  1983, role: actor , character name: Thug