P.J. O'Rourke: The Movie (2012)

Actors

• Joshua Benton (actor)
• Paul Michael Bolan (actor)
• Stephen Brewster (actor)
• Andy Forrest (actor)
• Tom Konkle (actor)
• J. Anthony McCarthy (actor)
• Steve Pinto (actor)
• Ian Scott Rudolph (actor)
• Terri Gibbons (actress)
• Andy Forrest (producer)
• Andy Forrest (writer)
• Andy Forrest (director)
• Randy Kent (director)
• Andy Forrest (editor)
• Terri Gibbons (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Bamboo Shark (2011)

Actors

• John Allen (actor)
• Ikenna Amaechi (actor)
• Rob Ambrose (actor)
• Michael Baczor (actor)
• Aaron Badowski (actor)
• Mark Bitner (actor)
• David Boice (actor)
• Robert Boileau (actor)
• David Born (actor)
• Ted Borodaeff (actor)
• Bob Bowersox (actor)
• Garen Boyajian (actor)
• Stewart Brodian (actor)
• Jimmy Carr (actor)
• Gary Alan (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Sylvester Stallone: You know, I played an overweight cop once.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: I played a Kindergarten cop.::Michael Jackson: Did somebody say Kindergarten?

Sean Connery: I'm Sean... double-O-7... I'm Sean!

Benjamin: Jesus! What, did you steal that off a horse?

Howard: That pig smells like old people.

Brooks: You know why I like movies? I like them because of the experience they bring. Reading is designed to stimulate the mind. Music is designed to alter emotions. But movies... movies are designed for one thing. To escape.

Francis Federman Ugli: Put the retard down!

Connery & Danza (2008)

Actors

• Brian Barrett (actor)
• Rob Lathan (actor)
• Dyna Moe (actress)
• Will Hines (producer)
• Kelly Kubik (producer)
• Stephen Levinson (producer)
• Will Hines (writer)
• Will Hines (writer)
• Will Hines (composer)
• Will Hines (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Retarded Animal Babies (2003)

Actors

• Peter Bradley (actor)
• Peter Bradley (actor)
• Peter Bradley (actor)
• Ryan Brechlin (actor)
• Holden Johnson (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• Peter Bradley (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Animation
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Sci-Fi
• Short

Taglines:

It's everyone's favorite, foul mouthed, perverted cartoon animals!

Quotes:

Donkey: Our retarded minds are one!::Hamster: Yay! We am the averagest!

Donkey: Stick this hot glue gun in my ear? OkeeDokee!

Puppy: Yes, I am the fucking fucker, lead fucker of Fuck. How can I fuck you today?

Hamster: A is for ass!::Puppy: B is for balls!::Bunny: C is for clam-hat.::Cat: D is for lysdexsia.::Donkey: E is... E is for pants... Heh heh.::Hamster: G is for green!::Puppy: 3 is for tricycles!::Cat: 4 is for... tha-that's what it is.::Hamster: Splunge is for Splunge.::Donkey: Ham Salad is for lunch. Gulp gulp gulp, s'good!::Puppy: This is my pee-pee place! Yeah!::Cat: XXX is for porno! And beer!::Animal Babies: Y? Because we kill things!::Puppy: Z is kind of a useless letter, but we like it anyway.

Bunny: Hey everyone, let's be superheroes today!::Cat: Hells yeah, dude! We could fly around and be cool. And have powers!::Puppy: And get our dicks wet.::Hamster: Maybe I'll find my mommy!::Donkey: [eating from a jar labeled Monkey Semen] I'm eatin' butter!

Donkey: If there's a rusty coat hanger in there, I've got an idea for a game.

Adult Hamster: [after seeing a bad performance of his idol, Bruce Willis] I can't believe I sucked that guy off one time!::Adult Bunny: I wouldn't spread that around too much, Hamster.

Donkey: Well choke my goats with Ovaltine!

Cat: Shit.::Puppy: Fuck.::Donkey: Potaters.

Donkey: I don't wanna be P-PPPU. English robots are gay, can i be Pants Poo Pee Poo instead?::Cat: Sure knock yourself out::Donkey: Okey Dokey [Smack]

Almost (2002)

Actors

• Jeff Hoferer (actor)
• John C. Hogwood (actor)
• Gavin Mulloy (actor)
• Roger Sampson (actor)
• Jeff West (actor)
• Nicole Allen (actress)
• Janet Dodd (actress)
• Margaret Sue Kelley (actress)
• Stephanie Kelley (actress)
• Michelle Terry (actress)
• Ryan Paige (writer)
• Ryan Paige (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Quotes:

Patrick Lazenby: You are so octopussywhipped.

Saturday Night Live Primetime Extra 2 (2001)

Actors

• Jimmy Fallon (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Darrell Hammond (actor)
• Darrell Hammond (actor)
• Darrell Hammond (actor)
• Chris Kattan (actor)
• Tracy Morgan (actor)
• Horatio Sanz (actor)
• Tina Fey (actress)
• Ana Gasteyer (actress)
• Jennifer Lopez (actress)
• Andrew Steele (writer)
• Mary Lambert (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Quotes:

Jimmy Fallon: It was reported this week that Britney Spears has signed a new endorsement deal with Pepsi. The company chose Spears, because just like Pepsi, she's sweet, bubbly, and has an instantly recognizable can.

Python Night: 30 Years of Monty Python (1999)

Actors

• John Cleese (actor)
• John Cleese (actor)
• John Cleese (actor)
• John Cleese (actor)
• John Cleese (actor)
• John Cleese (actor)
• Phil Collins (actor)
• Ronnie Corbett (actor)
• Ian Davidson (actor)
• David Frost (actor)
• Terry Gilliam (actor)
• Terry Gilliam (actor)
• Terry Gilliam (actor)
• Terry Gilliam (actor)
• Graham Chapman (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Documentary

Quotes:

[Four pepperpots have been asked what they would like to see on the BBC]::First pepperpot: I'd like to see that nice Michael Palet doing one of his travel programmes. You know when he says Hello, I'm Michael Palin and they say oh hello Michael how are you. And he says oh I'm very very well thank. What a nice hat you have. Would you like to come in and he says oh good idea and on and on and on.

Eric: Is Monty Python still alive? Well, technically, yes. He is on a wife support system in an old jokes' home in Surrey. When reached for tonight's tribute, he said, "Coo," then asked for a new bedpan. So the legendary wit has not gone with the passing of time... or his colon.

Eric: Well, John's obviously the cruel heartless bastard.::Doctor: [archive footage] Now I know some hospitals where you get the patients lying around in beds.::Eric: Michael's the sweet, slightly ineffective lower middle class one.::Silly Walker: [archive footage] I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a government grant to help me develop it.::Eric: Terry is the ratbag woman.::Ratbag Woman: [archive footage] [cackles with laughter]::Eric: and Gilliam is anything with unpleasant makeup jobs. [archive footage of Gilliam with a ferret through his head]

Eric: It's ridiculous, there's no sense to it at all. Why are the Vikings there? Why are they dressed as Vikings? Why are they singing love songs to pressed meat?

Eric: [about 'Sit on My Face'] Gracie would have loved my version I'm sure.

Michael Palin: [archive footage - debate in defence of Life of Brian] Yes, you started out with an open mind.

John Cleese: [archive footage - debate in defence of Life of Brian] 400 years ago we would have be burned for this film. Now I am suggesting we have made an advance.

Connery, Sean Filmography

• Sir Billi
  2012, role: actor , character name: Sir Billi
• Sir Billi
  2012, role: producer
• Ever to Excel
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Everything or Nothing
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Gilles Jacob, l'arpenteur de la croisette
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Casper och den förbjudna filmen
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Franco Cristaldi e il suo cinema Paradiso
  2009, role: actor
• Hollywood sul Tevere
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Age of Believing: The Disney Live Action Classics
  2008, role: actor , character name: Michael McBride
• Oscar, que empiece el espectáculo
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Infinite Space: The Architecture of John Lautner
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Al Pacino
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Modern Greeks: C.P. Cavafy
  2007, role: actor , character name: Narrator - recitation of 'Ithaka'
• Ein Leben wie im Flug
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• True Bond
  2007, role: actor , character name: James Bond
• Cannes, 60 ans d'histoires
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Thunderball Boat Show Promo
  2006, role: actor , character name: James Bond
• Ken Adam's Production Films: You Only Live Twice
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• I Love the '70s: Volume 2
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bill Suitor: The Rocket Man Movies
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Premiere Bond: Opening Nights
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Sean Connery
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sir Billi the Vet
  2006, role: actor , character name: Sir Billi
• On Tour with the Aston Martin DB5
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Animated Storyboard Sequence: The Boat Chase
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bill Suitor: The Rocket Man Movies
  2006, role: actor , character name: James Bond
• Sean Connery 1971: The BBC Interview
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ken Adam's Production Films: Thunderball
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Lesson #007: Close Quarters Combat
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sir Billi the Vet
  2006, role: producer
• World of Robin Hood
  2006, role: actor , character name: Robin Hood
• The Untouchables: The Script, the Cast
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Untouchables: Production Stories
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 76th Annual Academy Awards
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Opening Announcer
• Making 'Murder on the Orient Express'
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Le nom de la rose
  2004, role: actor , character name: William of Baskerville
• 101 Biggest Celebrity Oops
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - #65: Things They Shouldn't Say
• 30 veces 31
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
  2003, role: producer
• The Light and Magic of 'Indiana Jones'
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 75th Annual Academy Awards
  2003, role: actor , character name: Past Winner
• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
  2003, role: actor , character name: Allan Quatermain
• Sex at 24 Frames Per Second
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 75th Annual Academy Awards
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Actress in a Supporting Role
• Assembling the League
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself - 'Allan Quatermain'
• Indiana Jones: Making the Trilogy
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Queen: Greatest Video Hits 2
  2003, role: actor , character name: Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez
• James Bond: A BAFTA Tribute
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Happy Anniversary Mr. Bond
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bond Girls Are Forever
  2002, role: actor , character name: James Bond