Plot
Low budget filmmaker, JAYSON (Glenn Plummer) has made the movie of his dreams... but to his dismay, it can't sell in Hollywood. The distributors tell him "... you have nothing exploitative in your movie. Add some sex scenes, more violence, and maybe we'll buy your film." The distraught filmmaker approaches his neophyte, semi-psychotic producer, BRAVO (Blaine Cade) and tells him, "... put together a cast and crew... we're going to re-shoot and give them what they want!" Bravo nervously tells him, "We're out of money. " Jayson screams at him, "I don't care. Do WHATEVER you have to do!" Bravo enlists a young movie crew to follow them into the remote back woods of the Great Bear Mountains by telling them "There's no money, but when we sell this, you'll all get a big piece of the profits for your efforts... and great craft service!" Various 'B' movie actors, including stuntman BURT (Edward Hendershott), and his gorgeous wannabe actress girlfriend, ASHLEY (Linda Bella), join them as Jayson has promised her a role in the movie. After a series of 'behind-the-scenes' interviews of this quirky bunch, they begin filming. Jayson is accidentally killed by his inept crew, and in the midst of all the confusion, Bravo strangely convinces them to finish the movie. They reluctantly agree, but soon after, are attacked by an unrelenting swarm of deadly 'devil dogs' from Hell. Burt, Ashley, and Bravo briefly escape the danger as they are rescued by two 'angels' sent from Heaven to battle the monsters. Unknown to them all, Bravo has made a pact with the Devil to provide twelve souls (theirs) in order to get the movie made. Mayhem ensues as the survivors attempt to kill the 'demons' and close the entrance to Hell before the whole Earth is consumed by evil!

Keywords: gore, meta, microbudget, monster, satire, splatter, woods

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The story follows Dusty, a yoga instructor from Colorado, who is on a desperate rescue mission to save her crazy brother Derek, a conspiracy theorist who is convinced 'Osama bin Laden' (qv) is still alive, despite having been buried at sea. In Afghanistan, Dusty falls in with a team of NATO special forces on a secret assignment. Turns out Derek is not so crazy after all, and that Osama has returned from his watery grave and is making an army of zombie terrorists. When the group crashes headlong into the growing zombie apocalypse, Dusty and the troops must find and destroy the root of the zombie insurgency before it infests the rest of the world.

Keywords: afghanistan, american-woman, assault-rifle, bitten-by-evil-dead, conspiracy-theorist, evil-dead, flesh-eating-zombies, independent-film, katana, killed-by-evil-dead

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Hamilton High is no place for a teacher who cares. Teacher Sam Decker doesn't care anymore. He's quitting. Sam marks his last day in the battleground of public education by getting saddled with the detention class after hours, playing warden to a pack of rebellious students, the worst troublemakers in school. But Hamilton High is about to become an all too real battleground when a well-organized group of killers armed with automatic weapons and explosives invade the supposedly deserted school after hours to use it as an operating base for meticulously planned armored car robbery. Led by the brilliant and sadistic Chester Lamb, the invaders are surprised to discover Sam and the kids from the detention room are still inside the school. The hunt is on as the killers ruthlessly stalk the teacher and students through the school's halls and classrooms, while Lamb tracks them on the surveillance cameras, turning the school's security system against his prey. Sam and the kids band together and manage to combat the armed thugs and foil Lamb's perfectly planned crime. Along the way, they discover a sinister conspiracy that reaches to the police department and even the highest level of government. But Sam Decker still has a few tricks to teach the kids, and he's got some thingfs to learn from them. Tonight at Hamilton High, the lesson is survival.

Keywords: action-hero, ak-47, ambush, anti-hero, armored-truck, assassin, auditorium, battle, behind-enemy-lines, beretta

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The Blade Squad is an experimental police chaser unit that consists of mainly cops who have screwed up and are practically off the force, who patrol the city on roller blades and have jet packs that give them speed. Presently, the department is trying to decide if whether or not they are worth keeping on. They are going after street punk who pulls flawless robberies. And what they don't know is that the man's brother was arrested by them and tried to runaway and was killed in the process, he blames and is planning to go after them.

Keywords: police, rollerblading

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Il film è una versione comica ed un po' demenziale de "I Promessi Sposi" di Alessandro Manzoni. E' tutto cinema di parodia : Don Rodrigo è timido e pauroso e deve essere spinto dai Bravi ad avvicinare Lucia ; Fra Cristoforo si esibisce in un brano rock ; i Bravi picchiano Don Abbondio e così via. Nel finale vediamo Agnese, Renzo, Lucia e Fra Cristoforo su di una barca traballante allontanarsi e salutare il pubblico.

Keywords: based-on-novel, comic