Anatomy of a Socially Awkward Situation (2008)

Actors

• Alex Beh (actor)
• Alex Beh (actor)
• Robin Collins (actor)
• Sara Fletcher (actress)
• John Krokidas (writer)
• Michael Hobert (actor)
• Michael Hobert (actor)
• Christine Haeberman (actress)
• John Ross Clark (actor)
• Sorrel Ahlfeld (writer)
• Sorrel Ahlfeld (director)
• Sorrel Ahlfeld (producer)
• Sorrel Ahlfeld (writer)
• Megan Brennan (editor)
• Eric Hunicutt (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Homo Erectus (2007)

Actors

• Ron Jeremy (actor)
• David Carradine (actor)
• David Carradine (actor)
• Sasha Grey (actress)
• Tom Arnold (actor)
• Gary Busey (actor)
• Lin Shaye (actress)
• Jacklyn Lick (actress)
• Giuseppe Andrews (actor)
• Gary Teague (actor)
• Talia Shire (actress)
• Adam Rifkin (director)
• Adam Rifkin (writer)
• Adam Rifkin (actor)
• Kerry Finlayson (actress)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

Taglines:

It's Pre-Hysterical!

Homo Erectus (2007)

Actors

• Ron Jeremy (actor)
• David Carradine (actor)
• David Carradine (actor)
• Sasha Grey (actress)
• Tom Arnold (actor)
• Gary Busey (actor)
• Lin Shaye (actress)
• Jacklyn Lick (actress)
• Giuseppe Andrews (actor)
• Gary Teague (actor)
• Talia Shire (actress)
• Adam Rifkin (director)
• Adam Rifkin (writer)
• Adam Rifkin (actor)
• Kerry Finlayson (actress)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

Taglines:

It's Pre-Hysterical!

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)

Actors

• Rance Howard (actor)
• Jack Black (actor)
• Morgan Fairchild (actress)
• Jayne Eastwood (actress)
• Jane Lynch (actress)
• Harold Ramis (actor)
• Judd Apatow (writer)
• Judd Apatow (producer)
• Paul Rudd (actor)
• John C. Reilly (actor)
• Kristen Wiig (actress)
• Jack Kehler (actor)
• Cheryl Ladd (actress)
• Chris Parnell (actor)
• Tim Meadows (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Music

Taglines:

Life made him tough. Love made him strong. Music made him hard.

Quotes:

[after Dewey accidentally barges in a room filled with smoke and groupies]::Sam: [coughs] Get outta here, Dewey!::Dewey Cox: What are y'all doin' in here?::Sam: We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit.::Dewey Cox: You're smoking *reefers*?::Sam: Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it?::Dewey Cox: [Dewey doesn't have a sense of smell] No, Sam. I can't.::Reefer Girl: Come on, Dewey! Join the party!::[takes a hit off a joint]::Sam: No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here!::Dewey Cox: You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.::Sam: It doesn't give you a hangover!::Dewey Cox: Wha-I get addicted to it or something?::Sam: It's not habit-forming!::Dewey Cox: Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it.::Sam: You can't OD on it!::Dewey Cox: It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?::Sam: It makes sex even better!::Dewey Cox: Sounds kind of expensive.::Sam: It's the cheapest drug there is.::Dewey Cox: [at a loss and out of excuses] Hmm.::Sam: You don't want it!::Dewey Cox: I think I kinda want it.::Sam: Okay, but just this once. Come on in.

Edith: It's illegal to be married to two people at the same time, Dewey!::Dewey Cox: What about if, if you're famous?

Elvis Presley: It's called Karate, man. Only two kinds of people know it, The Chinese and The King. And one of them is me.

Dewey Cox: You know what? Go ahead! Take the children, I don't care! All I need is my music. I don't need you. [pointing to the babies] And I don't need "you". And I don't need "you". And I don't need "you". You're just sitting there all high and mighty in your diaper. If anything, you need me, you're a baby.

[singing while moving hay]::Pa Cox: The wrong kid died / The wrong kid died...

Dewey Cox: [speaking of his complex song] It's still not finished yet. I'm hearing... more Aboriginal percussionists. And I want an army of digeridoos. Fifty thousand digeridoos!

[repeated line]::Sam: And you never once paid for drugs. Not once!

Edith: What about my dreams?::Dewey Cox: Edith I told you I can't build your candy house! It will fall apart, the sun will melt the candy, it won't work!

Dewey Cox: Goddamnit, this is a dark fucking period!

[while Dewey's in and out of conscience in rehab]::Pa Cox: Dewey, I don't know if you can hear me in there... but the wrong kid died!

Ooga Ooga (2005)

Actors

• Sandra J. Payne (producer)
• Sandra J. Payne (writer)
• Sandra J. Payne (director)
• Perry Payne (editor)
• Matt Augspurger (actor)
• Shannon Smith Grant (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Stuck on You! (1982)

Actors

• Lloyd Kaufman (writer)
• Lloyd Kaufman (producer)
• Lloyd Kaufman (director)
• Mark Damon (actor)
• Michael Herz (writer)
• Michael Herz (producer)
• Michael Herz (director)
• Ralph Rosenblum (editor)
• Richard W. Haines (editor)
• Patricia Tallman (actress)
• Roma Maffia (actress)
• Jacques d'Amboise (miscellaneous crew)
• Irwin Corey (actor)
• Charles Kaufman (actor)
• Scott MacQueen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

The Crazy Comedy for Couples!
You'll come UNGLUED with laughter!
It's Boys, It's Girls, It's Crazy...It's A Stuckin' Good Time!!!

Caveman (1981)

Actors

• Ringo Starr (actor)
• Lalo Schifrin (composer)
• Gerardo Zepeda (actor)
• Dennis Quaid (actor)
• Shelley Long (actress)
• Richard Moll (actor)
• Gerardo Albarrán (actor)
• Carl Gottlieb (writer)
• Carl Gottlieb (director)
• Anaís de Melo (actress)
• Peter J. Silbermann (miscellaneous crew)
• Gene Fowler Jr. (editor)
• David Foster (producer)
• Avery Schreiber (actor)
• Miguel Ángel Fuentes (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

A pre-histerical comedy!
Back when you had to beat it before you could eat it...

Quotes:

[the Misfits are digging with sticks and their hands in a pile of foul-smelling mud looking for Ta, who seems to have disappeared]::Ta: [re-appearing from behind a rock and pointing at the 'mud'] Doo-doo!::[Ta giggles, and the Misfits all stop and turn, staring at Ta]::Atouk: [Angrily] Ca-ca.::Nook: [looking with disgust at his fingers and then right into the camera] Shit.::[the Misfits all grab Ta and throw him into the doo-doo]

Atouk: Zug zug!

[last lines]::Lar: [whispering to Gog] Atouk alounda Tala.

Atouk: [as Bork holds up the corpse of a slain bird-like creature] Ool!::Nook: Ool, no. Food.::Atouk: [not knowing what Nook is talking about] *Ool.*::Nook: [pointing to the campfire] That's fire.::Atouk: [looking at Nook like he's lost a few marbles] Haraka.::[Nook puts his face in his palm, looking frustrated]::Atouk: Bobo.::Nook: Friend.::Atouk: 'Fend?' *Bobo!*::[Nook looks back, frustrated]::Atouk: Alounda.::Nook: Love.::Atouk: Zug-Zug.::Nook: [pauses, looking puzzled]::[Atouk looks at Lar and they both begin to chuckle triumphantly]::Nook: [shrugging in defeat] All right... Zug-Zug.

Atouk: [draws in the dirt a stick figure with huge breasts, representing Lana] Hmmmmm, Lana! Atouk alounda Lana.::Lar: Nya! Lana alounda Tonda. [He draws in the dirt a stick figure with an enormous nose, representing Atouk, and points to it] Atouk. [He makes a fist and shows it to Atouk] Tonda. [Blowing a raspberry, he smears the Atouk figure into oblivion, then holds up his hand and lets some dirt trickle from it] Atouk.

Caveman (1981)

Actors

• Ringo Starr (actor)
• Lalo Schifrin (composer)
• Gerardo Zepeda (actor)
• Dennis Quaid (actor)
• Shelley Long (actress)
• Richard Moll (actor)
• Gerardo Albarrán (actor)
• Carl Gottlieb (writer)
• Carl Gottlieb (director)
• Anaís de Melo (actress)
• Peter J. Silbermann (miscellaneous crew)
• Gene Fowler Jr. (editor)
• David Foster (producer)
• Avery Schreiber (actor)
• Miguel Ángel Fuentes (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

A pre-histerical comedy!
Back when you had to beat it before you could eat it...

Quotes:

[the Misfits are digging with sticks and their hands in a pile of foul-smelling mud looking for Ta, who seems to have disappeared]::Ta: [re-appearing from behind a rock and pointing at the 'mud'] Doo-doo!::[Ta giggles, and the Misfits all stop and turn, staring at Ta]::Atouk: [Angrily] Ca-ca.::Nook: [looking with disgust at his fingers and then right into the camera] Shit.::[the Misfits all grab Ta and throw him into the doo-doo]

Atouk: Zug zug!

[last lines]::Lar: [whispering to Gog] Atouk alounda Tala.

Atouk: [as Bork holds up the corpse of a slain bird-like creature] Ool!::Nook: Ool, no. Food.::Atouk: [not knowing what Nook is talking about] *Ool.*::Nook: [pointing to the campfire] That's fire.::Atouk: [looking at Nook like he's lost a few marbles] Haraka.::[Nook puts his face in his palm, looking frustrated]::Atouk: Bobo.::Nook: Friend.::Atouk: 'Fend?' *Bobo!*::[Nook looks back, frustrated]::Atouk: Alounda.::Nook: Love.::Atouk: Zug-Zug.::Nook: [pauses, looking puzzled]::[Atouk looks at Lar and they both begin to chuckle triumphantly]::Nook: [shrugging in defeat] All right... Zug-Zug.

Atouk: [draws in the dirt a stick figure with huge breasts, representing Lana] Hmmmmm, Lana! Atouk alounda Lana.::Lar: Nya! Lana alounda Tonda. [He draws in the dirt a stick figure with an enormous nose, representing Atouk, and points to it] Atouk. [He makes a fist and shows it to Atouk] Tonda. [Blowing a raspberry, he smears the Atouk figure into oblivion, then holds up his hand and lets some dirt trickle from it] Atouk.

La isla de los dinosaurios (1967)

Actors

• Jorge Bustos (editor)
• Gustavo César Carrión (composer)
• Victorio Blanco (actor)
• Cecilia Leger (actress)
• Armando Silvestre (actor)
• Guillermo Calderón (producer)
• Rafael Portillo (director)
• Elsa Cárdenas (actress)
• Crox Alvarado (actor)
• Alfredo Salazar (writer)
• Manuel Fábregas (actor)
• Alma Delia Fuentes (actress)
• Jesús Murcielago Velázquez (actor)
• Cavernario Galindo (actor)
• Gustavo Andrade (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Adventure
• Fantasy
• Sci-Fi

Dizzy Dinosaurs (1952)

Actors

• Jack Mercer (actor)
• Jack Mercer (actor)
• Jack Mercer (actor)
• Jack Mercer (actor)
• Seymour Kneitel (producer)
• Seymour Kneitel (director)
• Winston Sharples (composer)
• Izzy Sparber (producer)
• Jackson Beck (actor)
• Jackson Beck (actor)
• Sid Raymond (actor)
• Sid Raymond (actor)
• Isadore Klein (writer)

Genres

• Animation
• Comedy
• Family
• Music
• Short

Caveman Filmography

• Buckets
  2008, role: actor , character name: Dancer

Caveman Filmography

• Entre-Nous
  2009, role: producer

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Caveman - Jimmy Eat World
• Caveman - Cursive
• Caveman - The Bears
• Caveman - Cramps
• Caveman - Lillingtons

A monster lives in your backyard.
the 2x4's are making their way around.
the big get bigger when the fight's done.
i found that secret door.
a man with a shovel's gonna dig deep down to find out where it feeds.
a house.
a catalog full of nothing good.
the white house ponders no remourse.
the big get bigger when the fight's done.
i found that secret door.
a man with a shovel's gonna dig deep down to find out where it feeds.
a house.
it seems like a drag to be torn apart by unexpected hands.

I want to live life duty free
Let my instincts take the lead
I want to take what I can get
Don't want to choose don't want to beg
I want down from this family tree
I don't need no upward mobility
I want to unlearn what I've learned
Want to unearn what I've earned
Want to burn my bridges down
Find a place I can't be found
This is my manifesto destiny
Tear down this awkward mobility
Because I'm tired of standing upright
The taller we become the more dollars we can grab from that highest branch
And then step on your back given the chance
But not me I'm a bipedal backpedaler just as sure-footed as I can
I'm no high society man
No suit and tie, no Dapper Dan
I'm no happy family man
I'm no husband, ain't no dad
I'm a goddamn caveman
This upward mobility is more than I can understand
I won't stand, no, I won't stand for it
I won't stand, no, I won't stand for it
I won't stand, no, I won't stand for it
I'd rather be all hands and knees
Yeah, I'd rather be swinging in the trees
With the monkeys and the junkies and bums and sloths and jailbird canaries

i am a modern caveman
sittin' here by the fire
these hands of mine been busy
they never seem to tire
i am a fearless hunter
look at all these bones
sometimes i sit and wonder
who i am and what I'm for
i'm a caveman
i painted lots of pictures
and made up my own songs
i shivered through the winters
the pain has made me strong
I'm looking for a woman
to help me count these stars
then maybe she could show me
who i am and what i'm for
i'm a caveman
i named the constellations
and taught myself to swim
created my creator
and made me look like him
i pondered my condition
till my head began to ache
right now I'm going fishin'
it's good to be at the top of the food chain

downtown caveman look man i made a tool caveman ain't no fool we rock good meat caveman rock me caveman say "ooh;" caveman say "ooh;" caveman say "ooh; ooh" caveman say "ahh;"

Call me Atouk
Like to eat ool
I'll zugzug Lana
Then I'll be cool
Yeah my friend Lar
Went down the river
When he got to the end
He started to shiver
[Chorus:]
Just call me caveman
Just call me caveman
Hit you in the head with my club
[x2]