Team America: World Police (2004)

Actors

• Phil Hendrie (actor)
• John D. Kim (actor)
• John D. Kim (actor)
• John D. Kim (actor)
• Maurice LaMarche (actor)
• Josiah D. Lee (actor)
• Paul Louis (actor)
• David Michie (actor)
• Daran Norris (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Phil Hendrie (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Music

Taglines:

Putting The "F" Back In Freedom.
Freedom Hangs By A Thread.

Quotes:

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".::Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is.

Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.::Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.

Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.::Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...::Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.::Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

Spottswoode: Go get'em, cowboy.

Chris: All right, we fuckin' did it.

Spottswoode: Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.

Lisa: Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.

Kim Jong Il: I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf / I had a twiffic pran - I thought it would work / I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y'see / But it all went wrong and now I must decree / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You have faiwred in every way / and now my stock in you has fawren / Your career is stawrin' / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / That's why I brew your head off / And your chirdren are all bawrin' / Pranet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods rike me / But arso with Balmacs who are giant bees / The Xipods and the Balmacs are at constant war / So we wanted a new home and that's what Earf was for / But you are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You fucked up my whole plan / and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac porren / Your garbage needs some hawring / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / Now I must return home a faiwrure / I'm afraid the pit of Cryrock is cawrin'.

Kim Jong Il: You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!

Baldwin, Alec Filmography

• Untitled Warren Beatty Project
  2015, role: actor
• Untitled Cameron Crowe Project
  2014, role: actor
• Broadway: Beyond the Golden Age
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Caught Stealing
  2014, role: actor , character name: Roman
• The Harry Benson Project
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me
  2013, role: producer
• Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Seduced and Abandoned
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 19th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Nominee
• Saturday Night Live: Christmas
  2013, role: actor , character name: Winter's Breath
• 19th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Nominee
• Blue Jasmine
  2013, role: actor , character name: Hal
• Saturday Night Live: Christmas
  2013, role: actor , character name: Pete Schweddy
• The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Seduced and Abandoned
  2013, role: producer
• A Night of Exploration
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• AmeriQua
  2013, role: actor , character name: Mr. Edwards
• 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• NFL Alumni Player of the Year Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• The 64th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
• To Rome with Love
  2012, role: actor , character name: John
• National Football League Honors
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Rock of Ages
  2012, role: actor , character name: Dennis Dupree
• Rise of the Guardians
  2012, role: actor , character name: North
• The Kennedy Center Honors
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The Annual 2011 Actors Fund Gala Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 56th Annual Obie Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Television Series - Musical or Comedy & Presenter: Best Original Song & Best Original Score
• 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Backstage
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 65th Annual Tony Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Featured Actress in a Play
• Saturday Night Live Backstage
  2011, role: actor , character name: Various
• Hick
  2011, role: actor , character name: Beau
• Saturday Night Live Backstage
  2011, role: actor , character name: Pete Schwetty
• Method to the Madness of Jerry Lewis
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 2011 Comedy Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Plastiki and the Material of the Future
  2011, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• The Kennedy Center Honors: A Celebration of the Performing Arts
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Fairmont Banff Springs Sports Invitational
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 82nd Annual Academy Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Teenage Paparazzo
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Women of SNL
  2010, role: actor , character name: Various
• Saturday Night Live in the 2000s: Time and Again
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tina Fey: The Mark Twain Prize
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 16th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Last Play at Shea
  2010, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• The Simpsons: Celebrity Friends
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Tragedy of Bataan
  2010, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Under the Boardwalk: The Monopoly Story
  2010, role: actor , character name: Jack Donaghy