I thought I'd find you here
You've got your six in your pocket and you're full of fear
This will happen tonight
I've been looking for you and we came here to fight
It's you and me
It's time for a show
Starmie will win
Pikachu let's go!
I'm taking you down 'caus I know I can
I've been training all year and I've got a plan
I'll never admit
I think you look great
It's a Pokemon Battle it's not a date
I'm not going to falter
By how you make me feel
There's time for flirting while your Pokemon heal
So let's get this started
Before you back out
I'm going to show you what training's about
You can still disband
My team is tough and you know I'd understand
I'm not moving an inch
I'm going to destroy you
And I won't even flinch
It's you and me
It's time for a show
Starmie will win
Pikachu let's go!
I'm taking you down 'caus I know I can
I've been training all year and I've got a plan
I'll never admit
I think you look great
It's a Pokemon Battle it's not a date
I'm not going to falter
By how you make me feel
There's time for flirting while your Pokemon heal
So let's get this started,
Before you back out
I'm going to show you what training's about.
If I win this match.
I'll have my victory
If I win this match,
Will you go out with me?
If I win this match
I'll have my victory
If I win this match
Will you go out with me, Misty?
I'm taking you down 'caus I know I can
I've been training all year and I've got a plan
I'll never admit
I think you look great
It's a Pokemon Battle it's not a date
I'm not going to falter
By how you make me feel
There's time for flirting while your Pokemon heal
So let's get this started
Before you back out
L:Is this real or is this not real
I can't tell how I'm suposed to feel
They say I'll heal and I'll learn how to deal
But I can't handle all of this
When I'm with you I wan't to kill you
K:Peeta stop they've really messed you up
L:I have this memory that I loved you
K:Oh but you really did
L:But how can I trust when I'm so confused
K:Peeta believe me I'm right here with you
L:Is this real or is this not real
I can't tell how I'm supposed to feel
They say I'll heal and I'll learn how to deal
But I can't handle all of this
K:I know I act tough but inside I'm really scared
I only get by thinking of the nights we shared
It's really selfish but I know I'm gonna need you
So help me win this and I promise we'll pull through
L:Is this real or is this not real
I can't tell how I'm supposed to feel
They say I'll heal and I'll learn how to deal
But I can't handle all of this
It started with an email
You signed it with an x
Don’t try to deny it
You knew what would come next
You were charming and funny
and you even called me doll
I can’t believe that I bought it
You knew that I would fall
You knew that I would fall
Now I could just delete you (with the click of a button)
You wouldn’t even feel it
There’s no reason to keep you
You only exist in cyberspace
You were my Internet breakup
The whole world saw us fighting
And even when I cried
And even when it hurt
I couldn’t hide I couldn’t hide
cause drama is exciting
You were my Internet breakup
The whole world saw us fighting
And even when I cried
And even when it hurt
I couldn’t hide I couldn’t hide
’cause drama is exciting
You were my Internet breakup
The whole world saw us fighting
And even when I cried
And even when it hurt
I couldn’t hide I couldn’t hide
’cause drama is exciting
It ended with an email
Can’t believe you took that route
Now I have the hindsight
To know that I lucked out
Now I know what I’m wanting
And I guess I always knew
Won’t waste another minute
I know I’m done with you
I know I’m done with you
Now I could just delete you (with the click of a button)
You wouldn’t even feel it
There’s no reason to keep you
You only exist in cyberspace
You were my Internet breakup
the whole world knew about it
and even though I’m fine
and even though it’s passed
it happened and it hurt
so I cannot just forget it
You were my Internet breakup
the whole world knew about it
and even though I’m fine
and even though it’s passed
it happened and it hurt
so I cannot just forget it
I don’t ever want to see your videos
I stopped reading your blog
and you can forget about twitter
like I’d listen to your music
I’m just gonna delete you
I’m just gonna delete you
I’m just gonna DELETE YOU
You only exist in cyberspace
You were my Internet breakup (Internet breakup)
the whole world knew about it
and even though I’m fine
and even though it’s passed (You were my Internet breakup)
it happened and it hurt
so I cannot just forget it
(Are you happy now?
Have you got it all figured out?
I hope you’re living large
Take another fool and break her heart)
You were my Internet breakup
the whole world knew about it
and even though I’m fine
and even though it’s passed
it happened and it hurt
so I cannot just forget it
Internet breakup
Internet breakup
With the click of a button
Internet breakup
Internet breakup
With the click of a button
Internet breakup
Internet breakup
With the click of a button
Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
I’m meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
My cell phone is ringing and it’s probably my girl
I let it go to voicemail cause I’ve entered the World
Listen, I don’t wanna nag you but
you’ve gotta stop playing this game
you’ve been walking around as that stupid cow
for the past eleven days
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
He never calls back he is too busy raiding
I hate that stupid game
I don’t have a problem I feel totally fine
but I’ve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
My cow might look stupid but he’s an engineer
how could you not love him with all his epic gear
With level 450 cooking
and level 450 fishing
Baby I don’t wanna be a pest
but you haven’t showered in a week
you’ve been running around a made up town
for at least a thousand days
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
He never calls back he is too busy raiding
I hate that stupid game
What happened to you honey
you’ve hit a new low
all the gold you farm in your game
couldn’t buy me a rose
but baby I am telling you
I’ll quit after tonight
Did you ever want to write a novel
A lot of people want to write a book
So sit down and focus cause it’s November
and I’m gonna write a freaking book
It’s only sixteen-sixty seven words a day
given up your social life and stay indoors
and forget about your grades, your boyfriend, and your job
Do it later, ’cause now I need to write a thousand words
Hit twenty thousand words and I’m feeling awesome
Man I should make writing my career
My main characters have chemistry, my setting is believable
Think I’m going to win this year
Really think I’m going to win this year
Did you ever want to write a novel
A lot of people want to write a book
So sit down and focus cause it’s November
and I’m gonna write a freaking book
I just passed thirty thousand words – I’m feeling pretty low
need inspiration but I really just have none
I just realized I have plot holes and my writing really sucks
Can you remind me why I thought this would be fun
I powered through to forty and I’m nearing the end
I’m at the climax and this part is really rad
it’s mixture of relief, perseverance. and caffeine
and just little touch of going mad
and just little touch of going mad
Wanna go see a movie?
I can’t, I’m writing
There’s this really sweet party
I can’t, I’m writing
You’ve been in your room all day
Don’t care, I’m writing
Girl this can’t be healthy
Shhh. I’m writing.
Did you ever want to write a novel
A lot of people want to write a book
So sit down and focus cause it’s November
I’ve made so many plans
after what you said last night,
didn’t know what to do with my hands
wanted to ask if this was alright,
and I pretend it’s impulsive
but you already know the truth,
I just want a picture of us
so I can put it on dailybooth,
now I squeeze your hand tight
after everything we did,
I know this is the last night
they’ll ever think of us as kids,
as we drive around and around
trying to escape this town,
I can’t quite find the words
but you listen and get it anyway
’cause who would’ve thought two nerds
would get to have their day too
and I pretend it’s not a big deal
and you don’t make a fuss,
but I almost let out a squeal;
you changed your relationship status,
now I squeeze your hand tight
after everything we did,
I know this is the last night
they’ll ever think of us as kids,
as we drive around and around
You would not believe your eyes
I know that it sounds unwise
she's so smart and yeah, she's just a friend
But she lit up the Yule Ball
My heart pushed against a wall
Just frozen staring here in the Great Hall
I'd like to make myself believe
That she would look back at me
It's hard to say that I'd rather leave than see her here with him
but everything is never as it seems (with hermione)
I've gotten a thousand hugs
just tonight from Victor Krum
that Durmstrang boy who gave me a chance
but something just isn't right
it's not how I viewed tonight
I wasted time waiting for Ron's invite
I'd like to make myself believe
that stupid boy would ask me
it's hard to say cause he's stubborn and a pig and fights with me
but everything is never as it seems (with ron weasley)
Oh Ronald Weasley you're the worst
‪please take me away from here‬
Maybe next time you should ask me first
‪please take me away from here‬
Victor's dumb but he treats me right
‪please take me away from here‬
now excuse me while I enjoy my night
cause I'd cast a thousand charms
she makes me feel so unarmed
I wonder if Harry's noticed yet
oh he can be such a swine
and even though she's not mine
I wont give up, these things just take time
I'd like to make myself believe
that someday you'll fall for me
It's not like I'm gonna tell you
to your face or anything
but 'till it happens I'll still have my dreams (of you and me)
I'd like to make myself believe
that someday you'd fall for me
It's not like I'm gonna tell you
to your face or anything
I like this nerdy girl, that does nerdy things,
That likes John Green and goes to book signings
And while I don’t claim to be
The awesome nerdy guy she might need, but
Hey Kristina
You’re one of the five awesome girls I know
ohheykristina
I’m one of the five biggest dorks I know
So today, forget about gmail chat,
That’s not where it’s at today
Why don’t you grab your coat, log outta photobucket -
You’re always on photobucket and
I’ll take you to the renaissance fair
This year there’s a Dragon’s Lair
And I could be your dashing knight
You’ll be dressed in white and
I’ll ride into the night to the rescue
and I’ll ride into the night to your rescue
I like this nerdy girl, that does nerdy things,
That likes John Green and goes to book signings
And while I don’t claim to be
The awesome nerdy guy she might need, but
Hey Kristina
You’re one of the five awesome girls I know
And hey Kristina
I’m one of the five biggest dorks I know
And tonight, forget about the Parselmouths
We’ve got bigger plans tonight
Why don’t you grab your scarf, log out of AIM and Twitter
and blogspot, and Myspace, and Youtube
I’ll take you to the new Twilight
I’ll try with all my might
To not make fun of how he sparkles in the sunlight
I must like you if I’m referencing Twilight
And we could run into the forest like Edward Cullen
But it’s you that seems to keep me running
I like this nerdy girl, that does nerdy things,
That likes John Green and goes to book signings
And while I don’t claim to be
The awesome nerdy guy she might need, but
Hey Kristina
You’re one of the five awesome girls I know
And hey Kristina
Are you happy now?
Have you got it all figured out?
I hope you’re living large
Take another fool and break his heart
Are you better now?
Everything you dreamed about?
Someone rich and you’ll fall in love
But it’s not him you’re thinking of
Take these memories
Throw them all away
So I can’t recall
the pain of yesterday
Take my broken core
Far away from here
But every place I go
I just want to disappear
Are you happy now?
Have you got it all figured out?
I hope you’re living large
Take another fool and break his heart
Are you better now?
Everything you dreamed about?
Someone rich and you’ll fall in love
But it’s not him you’re thinking of
But it’s not him you’re thinking of
When did you lose your smile?
I tried to be strong
Lifting the veil I was
the fool all along
So much more complex
Carnal through and through
Kept your secrets buried deep
But now I see right through you
I’m glad that I’ve escaped the wake of your destruction path
These scars, they’ll last forever but now I’m awake, so alive
Are you happy now?
Have you got it all figured out?
I hope you’re living large
Take another fool and break his heart
Are you better now?
Everything you dreamed about?
Someone rich and you’ll fall in love
But it’s not him you’re thinking of
Don’t unplug me
or just shut me down
Please just love me
with your steel heart
I’d reboot you
If you’d look at me
With those cold eyes
One more time
I remember, our software was compatible
I think I felt my circuit board ignite
You held my hand in your metallic grip
We may be machines but I’m in love tonight
Baby there is something I have to say
I think it’s time for my upgrade
I would look so good in version two
But I promise that it’s me, not you
Don’t unplug me
or just shut me down
Please just love me
with your steel heart
I’d reboot you
If you’d look at me
With those cold eyes
One more time
Can you hear me, you haven’t moved an inch
Is this a system failure, what should I do?
Your new interface it seems to have some bugs
You’re not responding, I think they broke you
Hello and welcome to version two
Tell me what can I do for you?
What is a hug that does not compute
Please stand by for my system reboot
Don’t unplug me
or just shut me down
Please just love me
with your steel heart
I’d reboot you
If you’d look at me
With those cold eyes
One more time
I just got the memo
about this upgrade to version two
it removes extraneous programs
that means emotions like loving you
I don’t wanna lose myself
or ever have to say goodbye
I want to hold on to my consciousness
I don’t want to die
Don’t unplug me
or just shut me down
Please just love me
with your steel heart
I’d reboot you
If you’d look at me
With those cold eyes
This year, instead of movies or a motorcycle please
There’s just one thing that I want under the tree
I’m just asking you for the single perfect girl of my dreams
Like an angel who is five-eight and divine
If she plays hard to get then that will be just fine
Because I’ll call the tooth fairy and ask her for some advice
If Santa Claus comes through this year
I’ll have my dream girl, only she’ll be real
It may seem like I play my video games all the time
It’s just because I don’t have a fairytale girlfriend who is mine
But grant me a Christmas wish
A pair of red lips for me to kiss
Under this mistletoe that’s hanging here
Now I, I understand you’ve gotta give to get
I promise you that I did not forget
Gotta leave some milk and cookies out for her tonight
I hope that she will come down the chimney
And when she’s standing there all dirty and ashy
I’ll offer her a shower and I will lay out a towel
If Santa Claus comes through this year
I’ll have my dream girl, only she’ll be real
It may seem like I play my video games all the time
It’s just because I don’t have a fairytale girlfriend who is mine
But grant me a Christmas wish
A pair of red lips for me to kiss
Under this mistletoe that’s hanging here
Excuse me, you are out of hot water
Got all this soot off but now I’m really cold
This power rangers towel is faded at best and
I think your drainpipe is growing mold
You know Christmas girlfriends only
stick around for just a day or two
You’ve got less than twenty hours now
to prove your love for me is true.
I could really see a future for us both
I feel ready to walk aisles and take oaths
I wish she wouldn’t have to disappear at midnight
It may seem like I play my video games all the time
It’s just because I don’t have a fairytale girlfriend who is mine
But grant me a Christmas wish
A pair of red lips for me to kiss
Under this mistletoe thatss hanging here
Can’t say goodbye
I can’t put into words
Just how she made me melt
She molded folded, pasted and cut
His edited heart was my favorite work of art
And it surprised him every day
They way I made him obey
Yeah, made him obey
His edited heart
Yeah, made him obey
I can’t see clearly
Through love tinted eyes
My erotic, robotic bedroom lies
Paid off in a blur
For the minute I was let inside her
He can’t complain about the strain
Of my relationship games
For the minute I was let inside her
Strain of her relationship games
He can’t say goodbye
For the minute I was let inside her
Enough
She molded and folded my heart
Enough
I molded and folded his heart
I can’t dream vividly
While nightmares run wild
She locked, blocked and mocked my smile
He’s been destroyed
Tears come falling from my trained toy
And with a sigh he can’t say why
But he can’t
Say goodbye
Goodbye
He can’t say goodbye
Goodbye
Can’t say goodbye (Enough)
Can’t say goodbye (Enough)
Enough
Think that I’m in love with you
And there’s nothing more that I can do
But every breath I take
Longs for you
Remember when we used to find ourselves without interruption
We’d be just playing guitar, making melodies, and strumming along with the beat
Singing how we hate the world the pain
But together we can start a band without a name
I’ll sing the lows, you sing the highs
We’ll sing until our voices are dry
I think that I’m in love with you
And there’s nothing more that I can do
But every breath I take
Longs for you
It’s not the same without you here
And I’m trying to persevere
But even when you’re so far away
I love you
I love you
Remember the time that I picked you up from the airport
I was just waiting by my car, smile on my face, and my heart was all in a whirl
Thinking how the hell did I end up here
My heart was closed but now I want you near
Then you wrapped your arms and I held you tight
I had the feeling we might make some music tonight
I think that I’m in love with you
And there’s nothing more that I can do
But every breath I take
Longs for you
It’s not the same without you here
And I’m trying to persevere
But even when you’re so far away
I love you
Just to hear you sing
The joy your song brings
That would be music to my ears
Your voice is so far away
This world is so dark and gray
Please let’s play that song again
I think that I’m in love with you (Just to hear you sing)
And there’s nothing more that I can do (The joy your song brings)
But every breath I take (That would be music to my ears)
Longs for you
It’s not the same without you here (Your voice is so far away)
And I’m trying to persevere (This world is so dark and gray)
But even when you’re so far away (Please let’s play that song again)
I wanna save my life right now
I'm stopping this game
Let the choices play out
And if I don't like the outcome
I'll try again
I'd like to pause this for a moment
And I don't think that you'd oppose
And I wish I could freeze time and space
Like Hiro from Heroes
‘Cause I wanna be able to
Teleport back to this spot
Whenever I want you
A super awesome hero that can
Teleport back to this spot
Whenever you need me
But I need you
I wanna save my life right now
I'm stopping this game
Let the choices play out
And if I don't like the outcome
I can't do this here on my own
How can I save Princess Toadstool alone
‘Cause if you're not here with me
I'll try again
I know I'm not the same without you
And I think you need me too
But don't think that for a moment
I wouldn't bail out to save you
Just like Sawyer jumped out of a plane to save his crew
I'd throw my fat ass off that place.
If meant seeing you again in Level 2
When we take down Benjamin Linus
‘Cause that guy's a douche
Remember when we were younger and pretended to be
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I was Michelangelo 'cause he
likes pizza and he likes to party
Anyways, you'd always be Raphael
'cause he's super tough like I always thought you were
Shredder never stood a chance
fighting against us
COWABUNGA dude
I wanna save my life right now (right now)
I'm stopping this game
Let the choices play out (play out)
And if I don't like the outcome
I'll try again
(right now) I wanna save my life right now
‘Cause if you're not here with me (right now)
I'll try again
I just need to save
This moment forever
Don't unplug me
or just shut me down
Please just love me
with your steel heart
I'd reboot you
If you'd look at me
With those cold eyes
One more time
I remember, our software was compatible
I think I felt my circuit board ignite
You held my hand in your metallic grip
We may be machines but I'm in love tonight
Baby there is something I have to say
I think it's time for my upgrade
I would look so good in version two
But I promise that it's me, not you
Don't unplug me
or just shut me down
Please just love me
with your steel heart
I'd reboot you
If you'd look at me
With those cold eyes
One more time
Can you hear me, you haven't moved an inch
Is this a system failure, what should I do?
Your new interface it seems to have some bugs
You're not responding, I think they broke you
Hello and welcome to version two
Tell me what can I do for you?
What is a hug that does not compute
Please stand by for my system reboot
Just got the memo
about this upgrade to version two
it removes extraneous programs
that means emotions like loving you
I don't wanna lose myself
or ever have to say goodbye
I want to hold on to my consciousness
I am just a receptionist
I pick the phone up and I say
“Dunder Mifflin this is Pam”
But then I look across the office
You're sitting right in your chair
Sometimes we smile at each other
I was scared
You were strong
Thought I was doing the right thing
But you knew it was wrong (I don't care if it's wrong)
You knew it was wrong (don't care if it's wrong)
I had a ring on my finger
But I had a hole in my heart
And I almost made a really big mistake on my part
But then you kissed me at the Dundies
You know you kissed me at the Dundies too
Now everything is gonna change
And I don't think you like me for the whiteness of my shoes
But then you kissed me at the Dundies
You know you kissed me at the Dundies too
Now everything is gonna change
So please forgive me if I don't know what to do
We had a date on the roof
And we watched the fireworks
But I was only watching you
I hope this doesn't freak you out
You know I bought the ring
After only one week
Then you kissed me at the Dundies
You know you kissed me at the Dundies too
Now everything is gonna change (Now everything is gonna change)
And I don't think you like me for pranks I play on Dwight Schrute
You kissed me at the Dundies (then you kissed me at the Dundies)
You know you kissed me at the Dundies too
(You know you kissed me at the Dundies too)
Now everything is gonna change
So please forgive me if I don't know what to do
(So please forgive me if I don't know what to do)
I remember what you told me you said
“you gotta take a chance on something sometime”
Well I'm gonna take a chance on you,
I remember what you told me you said
“you gotta take a chance on something sometime”
Well I'm gonna take a chance on you,
They met by chance
at the kings royal ball
They fell in love
like leaves in the fall
They went to dance
and never let go
With eyes likey gems
that began to glow
And he said:
I'll be your dashing knight
You'll be my princess, fair lady
We'll ride into the night
you are like sunlight fair lady
Born the daughter of noble birthright
She's wrapped in pearls and dressed in white
Seventeen, soon to be married to her knight,
whose wrapped in armour and dressed to fight.
And he said:
I'll be your dashing knight
You'll be my princess, fair lady
We'll ride into the night
you are like sunlight fair lady
Then days came when unrest filled this land.
The king called for every able bodied man
but over time their love had grown more and more
When the knight was to go off to war
And He said:
I will be back
And she said:
oh knight you must promise me that
it feels like we've just begun
there is so much left undone
And she cried out "you mustn't leave me"
He said "I will always love thee"
I'll be back, I will be back,
I can promise you can count on that
But the knight is wounded form the battle raging all around him
and he lapses in and out of consienceness as they surround him
and with his last breath he cries out
and she awakens in the night, remember me, remember always
I'll be your dashing knight
You'll be my princess, fair lady
We'll ride into the night
you are like sunlight fair lady
I'll be your dashing knight
You'll be my princess, fair lady
We'll ride into the night
[MF Doom]
So nasty that it's probably somewhat of a travesty
Having me daily told the people
"You can call me 'Your Majesty'"
Keep your battery charged
You know it won't stick, yo
And it's not his fault you kick slow
Should've let your trick 'ho chick hold your sick glow
Plus nobody couldn't do nothin' once he let the brick go
And you know I know that's a bunch of snow
The beat is so butter
Peep the slow cutter
As he utters the calm flow (Yo mutha)
Don't talk about my moms, yo
Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow
And vice versa
Whip up a slice of nice verse pie
Hit it on the first try
Villain: The Worst Guy
Spot hot tracks like spot a pair of fat asses
Shots of the scotch from out of square shot glasses
And he won't stop 'till he got the masses
An' show 'em what they know now through flows of hot molasses
Do it like a robot to headspin to boogaloo
Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-boo
It's ugly, like look at you! It's a damn shame
Just remember All Caps when you spell the man name
And you know it like a poet, like baby doll
I bet she tried to say she gave me her all, she played ball
All bets off! The Villain got the dice rigged
And they say he accosted the man with the sliced wig
Allegedly, the investigation is still ongoing
In this pesky inition he gots the best con flowin'
The pot doubles, now they really got troubles
