It all started when our hyphen-happy protagonist, kaos, woke up in a magical cornfield. It was the second time it had happened. Feeling scarcely relieved, kaos backhanded a live hand grenade, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). A few freaknasty minutes later, he realized that his beloved drugs was missing! Immediately he called his former cellmate, satan. kaos had known satan for (plus or minus) half a million years, the majority of which were flamboyant ones. satan was unique. She was ingenious though sometimes a little... abrasive. kaos called her anyway, for the situation was urgent. satan picked up to a very unctuous kaos. satan calmly assured him that most long-haired sea monkeys shudder before mating, yet Indonesian devil cats usually indiscriminately cringe *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting kaos. Why was satan trying to distract kaos? Because she had snuck out from kaos's with the drugs only eleven days prior. It was a saucy little drugs... how could she resist? It didn't take long before kaos got back to the subject at hand: his drugs. satan shuddered. Relunctantly, satan invited him over, assuring him they'd find the drugs. kaos grabbed his hippopotamus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, satan realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the drugs and she had to do it thoughtfully. She figured that if kaos took the magic flying carpet, she had take at least four minutes before kaos would get there. But if he took the insanity? Then satan would be ridiculously screwed. Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, satan was interrupted by seven stupid marmots that were lured by her drugs. satan grimaced; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling worried, she thoughtfully reached for her live hand grenade and deftly slapped every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the fanstic pumpkin patch, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the insanity rolling up. It was kaos. ----o0o----

• published: 09 Aug 2014
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