The Invention of Lying (2009)

Actors

• Eric André (actor)
• Joseph Badalucco Jr. (actor)
• Jason Bateman (actor)
• Douglass Bowen Flynn (actor)
• Arnie Burton (actor)
• Louis C.K. (actor)
• Ken Cheeseman (actor)
• Jeffrey Corazzini (actor)
• Nate Corddry (actor)
• Brett Cramp (actor)
• Paul Donlon (actor)
• Tate Ellington (actor)
• Donald Foley (actor)
• Victor Franko (actor)
• Gene Amoroso (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Romance

Taglines:

In a world where everyone can only tell the truth... ...this guy can lie.
In a world where everyone can only tell the truth,.....he's just invented the lie!

Quotes:

Mark Bellison: I did a bad thing...::Anna McDoogles: It's ok you get three!

Anna McDoogles: I was just masturbating.::Mark Bellison: That... makes me think of your vagina

Talking Head Woman: Wow, I just took one of the biggest poops of my whole life. What are you ordering?

Richard Bellison: [surprised by the homeowner during a burglary] What are you doing here? It's Monday at noon. You're not supposed to be home now!::Man at the Door: If you must know, I'm incredibly stressed at work, I've come home early, I'm having a bit of me-time. More importantly, what are you doing?::Richard Bellison: Well, I was gonna rob your house.::Man at the Door: I don't like that idea. Not a fan of that at all.::Richard Bellison: I'm not gonna do it now, because you're in.::Man at the Door: Do you know what's gonna happen? I'm gonna call the police, you're gonna be arrested.::Richard Bellison: Well, I'm just gonna leave, and you don't know my name.::Man at the Door: What is your name?::Richard Bellison: Richard Bellison.

Anna's Mother: Man In The Sky forbid!

Brad Kessler: We both know that one day you're going to lose your looks.

Anna's Mother: Just because he's talking to the man in the sky doesn't mean he's good enough to be your friend.

Brad Kessler: [to Anna's mom] Ok, you're annoying me. Your voice is shrill. Goodbye.

Mark Bellison: [calling Anna] Hi, this is Mark.::Anna McDoogles: Oh, hi Mark. Didn't you get my email?::Mark Bellison: The one about being not good enough for you?::Anna McDoogles: That's the one.::Mark Bellison: Yeah, got that. Cheers.

Anna McDoogles: You're smart. You're kind. You're the sweetest man I've ever met. You are... You are definitely the most-interesting person I know. And you are fun to be with. And you see the world in a way that nobody else sees the world, and I like the way you see the world. You're my best friend. You make me happier than anyone I've ever known. And I love you.

The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)

Actors

• Harvey J. Alperin (actor)
• Christopher Barczak (actor)
• Dean Barnes (actor)
• Baron (actor)
• Paul Barselou (actor)
• Bob Basso (actor)
• Wilimeda BeHanna (actor)
• Mike Bloom (actor)
• Phil Boroff (actor)
• Steve Brodie (actor)
• Russell Carpenter (actor)
• Bill Chierighino (actor)
• Deven Chierighino (actor)
• Deven Chierighino (actor)
• Forrest J Ackerman (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Comedy
• Musical
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

His Life Is a Special Effect...
This is the kind of movie you would make, if you had nothing better to do!

Quotes:

Mom Jittlov: You got a job today?::Mike: Yeah, almost; I sold my car.::Mom Jittlov: [aghast] Your wonderful car?::Mike: Mmm-hmm. Sold my property to pay property taxes.

Dora Belair: Look, you work with me, I expect a pro. You don't even shake hands; you oughta see a shrink!::Mike: Miss Belair, if you feel compelled to grab part of my body and shake it before you can even be friendly, you've got far worse problems than you think I have.

Steve: Lights, camera, and anguish.

[Cindy recognizes Mike when they are both in a crowded elevator]::Cindy Lite: I beat you here! I'm your cheerleader, remember?::Mike 'The Wizard' Jittlov: What?::Cindy Lite: This morning, in the car. I gave you the clap.::[Cindy claps her hands as everyone else in the elevator gasps and takes a step away from both of them]

[Mike tries to join other film industry unions:]::Mike: Well it's only a dozen little animated lights...::Union Clerk #1: No no no, you can't *move* 'em; gotta join the Grippers' Guild.::Mike: I have to be an apprentice first?::Union Clerk #2: For three consecutive years, but ya can't be over twenty-five years old.::Mike: This is simple back-projection!::Union Clerk #3: Go see Union Projectionists!::Mike: But it's just projected to a painted matte!::Union Clerk #4: Then also join the Painters' Guild.::Union Manager: Get his number!::Union Clerk #5: He doesn't have a number.::Union Manager: Then give him a number and take it away!

[ Mike and friends try to hide from police helicopters under a green day-glo tarp]::Police Officer #1: [sarcastically] Gee whiz, they just disappeared.::Police Officer #2: I can't see 'em anywhere. Hey! Let's land on that big green plastic rock!

[Mike tries to join the Directors' Union:]::Mike: Hello, hi.::Directors' Union Clerk: Can I help you?::Mike: Yes, how do I join the Directors' Union?::Directors' Union Clerk: You need to bring in a copy of the deal memo by your studio producer before you can pay your initiation fee and be cleared by Union Council, thank you...::Mike: Uh, excuse me, what is the initiation fee?::Directors' Union Clerk: Seven thousand dollars, with a hundred dollar application fee, two hundred dollars every quarter, and ten percent of your salary.::Mike: Uhhh, seven thousand dollars, what is that for?::Directors' Union Clerk: That's the amount you pay to get into our union.::Mike: What is it, like Social Security? I get it back when I retire?::Directors' Union Clerk: Absolutely not! What is your classification?::Mike: Uh, well, I'm directing special effects with a small crew.::Directors' Union Clerk: Well, then you must have an Assistant Director, a Second AD, and a UPM, all signed with the DUA.::Mike: All I'm directing is animation!::Directors' Union Clerk: Well then discuss that with the Animators' Union.

[Mike tries to join the Animators' Union:]::Animators' Union Clerk: (*gul-yuk-hoohoo!*) So, uh, what's your animation classification, huh?::Mike: Well, a lot of everything. Cartoon, kinestasis, rotoscoping, stop-motion...::Animators' Union Clerk: WOAH! Well, cartoon animation alone is twenty-one hundred dollars, plus a fifty dollar entry fee, and a hundred dollar quarterly dues.::Mike: Well, what about filming animation?::Animators' Union Clerk: (*ubbidy-ub*) Well then ya go to the Camera Union.

[Mike tries to join the Camera Union:]::Camera Union Clerk: No sir, the studio hires the next man on the roster.::Mike: Well, how do I get on the roster?::Camera Union Clerk: You have to be in the union.::Mike: Well, how do I get *in* the union?::Camera Union Clerk: When you're on the roster.::Mike: You mean I can't join unless I'm already a member?::Camera Union Clerk: That's correct. Then you need thirty consecutive days camera operation, a complete physical exam, the producer sends a letter, and *you* pay your fees.::Mike: Well, fine, I've done ten years of camera work!::Camera Union Clerk: Then you've worked in violation of seniority! You'll have to start allll over, as a film loader.::Mike: Look, I'm just building a small set and filming it!::Camera Union Clerk: That's entirely another union. Set and Modelmakers. Next door!

[the Piano Choreographer stomps off in a huff]::Choreographer: This is the most unprofessional job I've ever had! What is this? Why, nobody knows where they're going or what they're doing, of course except for... me!::[the piano choreographer trips and falls into pile of film cans]

Kojak: The Belarus File (1985)

Actors

• Herbert Berghof (actor)
• Charles Brown (actor)
• Nick Conti (actor)
• Vince Conti (actor)
• Harry Davis (actor)
• Clarence Felder (actor)
• Dan Frazer (actor)
• James Handy (actor)
• Brian Keeler (actor)
• Noberto Kerner (actor)
• Adam Klugman (actor)
• Sal La Pera (actor)
• Dan Lauria (actor)
• David Leary (actor)
• R.J. Adams (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Mystery
• Thriller

Quotes:

Dana Sutton: Who loves ya, baby?

Giro City (1982)

Actors

• Robert Austin (actor)
• Frank Baker (actor)
• Gerwyn Baker (actor)
• David Beames (actor)
• James Benson (actor)
• Graham Berry (actor)
• Bob Blythe (actor)
• Norman Caro (actor)
• Huw Ceredig (actor)
• Simon Coady (actor)
• Kenneth Colley (actor)
• Philip Compton (actor)
• Dermot Crowley (actor)
• James Donnelly (actor)
• Bruce Alexander (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Thriller

Act of Violence (1979)

Actors

• Grand L. Bush (actor)
• Don Cervantes (actor)
• Sandy Champion (actor)
• Linden Chiles (actor)
• Fredric Cook (actor)
• Gregory Cruz (actor)
• Bill Deiz (actor)
• Matthew Faison (actor)
• Sean Frye (actor)
• Ben Gerard (actor)
• Michael Goodwin (actor)
• Glenn Kaplan (actor)
• Larry McCormick (actor)
• Biff McGuire (actor)
• Ed Bernard (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama

All'onorevole piacciono le donne (Nonostante le apparenze... e purché la nazione non lo sappia) (1972)

Actors

• Armando Bandini (actor)
• John Bartha (actor)
• Umberto Bellucci (actor)
• Francis Blanche (actor)
• Eros Buttaglieri (actor)
• Empedocle Buzzanca (actor)
• Lando Buzzanca (actor)
• Feodor Chaliapin Jr. (actor)
• Claudio Dani (actor)
• Filippo De Gara (actor)
• Pupo De Luca (actor)
• Umberto Di Grazia (actor)
• Arturo Dominici (actor)
• Giovanni Fago (actor)
• Christian Aligny (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Zkáza Jeruzaléma (1964)

Actors

• Svatopluk Benes (actor)
• Bohumil Bezouska (actor)
• Frantisek Filipovský (actor)
• Josef Kazda (actor)
• Jan Kohout (actor)
• Milos Kopecký (actor)
• Lubomír Kostelka (actor)
• Jaroslav Marvan (actor)
• Antonín Soukup (actor)
• Karel Steklý (actor)
• Robert Vrchota (actor)
• Karel Steklý (writer)
• Karel Steklý (writer)
• Karel Krautgartner (composer)
• Karel Steklý (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

The Largest Theatre in the World: Heart to Heart (1962)

Actors

• Bill Cartwright (actor)
• Harold H. Dean (actor)
• Trader Faulkner (actor)
• Derek Francis (actor)
• Henry Green (actor)
• Jack Gwillim (actor)
• Stephen Hancock (actor)
• Vincent Harding (actor)
• Stanley Hollingsworth (actor)
• Alan Howard (actor)
• Peter Layton (actor)
• Kirk Martin (actor)
• John Matthews (actor)
• Kenneth More (actor)
• George Betton (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Drama

Jazzgossen (1958)

Actors

• Wiktor Andersson (actor)
• Manne Berggren (actor)
• Sven-Axel Carlsson (actor)
• Bengt Ekerot (actor)
• Hasse Ekman (actor)
• Einar Fagstad (actor)
• Georg Funkquist (actor)
• Sigge Fürst (actor)
• Göthe Grefbo (actor)
• Rune Halvarsson (actor)
• Sven Jerring (actor)
• Stig Johanson (actor)
• Ulf Johansson (actor)
• Karl-Gerhard (actor)
• Elof Ahrle (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Musical

Taglines:

Oförglömlig svensk storfilm i färg!
Festlig färgsprakande kavalkad från det glada 20-talet

The Case of the Missing Scene (1951)

Actors

• Geoffrey Bond (actor)
• Stephen Bourne (actor)
• Ivor Bowyer (actor)
• Peter Butterworth (actor)
• Noel Johnson (actor)
• Norman Pierce (actor)
• Tony Quinn (actor)
• Campbell Singer (actor)
• Hilda Fenemore (actress)
• Susanne Gibbs (actress)
• William D'Arcy (producer)
• Mary Cathcart Borer (writer)
• Jack Beaver (composer)
• Don Chaffey (director)
• Cyril Randell (editor)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama
• Family