Green Acres

Manhattan lawyer Douglas drags his protesting socialite wife and her finery to the rural backwash of a rundown farm outside Hooterville. They attempt to get the farm fixed up. Farmer Fred Ziffel's pig Arnold watches TV and is in many ways smarter than the Hootervillians.

Cast

• Eddie Albert
• Eva Gabor
• Tom Lester
• Frank Cady
• Alvy Moore
• Hank Patterson
• Pat Buttram
• Arnold the Piggy
• Mary Grace Canfield
• Kay E. Kuter
• Sid Melton
• Barbara Pepper
• Robert Foulk
• Eleanor Audley
• Edgar Buchanan

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Oliver Buys a Farm
  'Gary Abrams (I)' (qv) was the show's first associate producer in 1965, and created amongst other id...
• Episode 2: Lisa's First Day on the Farm
  Eb Dawson: Mr. Douglas, you wouldn't be needing a hired hand, would you?::Oliver Wendell Douglas: No...
• Episode 3: The Decorator
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [finding his mother passed out outside] What's wrong with her?::Eustace Char...
• Episode 4: The Best Laid Plans
  Eb Dawson: [Oliver's first day actually farming] Okay, what do ya want to plant?::Oliver Wendell Dou...
• Episode 5: My Husband, the Rooster Renter
  Lisa Douglas: [to Haney, discussing Bertram not crowing] We didn't hear a peep out of him!::Eustace ...
• Episode 6: Furniture, Furniture, Who's Got the Furniture?
  Eustace Charleton Haney: [trying to pass off an eye chart as wall paper] How about "Doctor's waiting...
• Episode 7: Neighborliness
  Lisa Douglas: [making hotcakes] Would you like to turn them?::Mother Eunice Douglas: [appalled] I've...
• Episode 8: Lisa the Helpmate
  Uncle Joe Carson: How would you like to play a little poker at the Elks Club tonight?::Mother Eunice...
• Episode 9: You Can't Plug in a 2 with a 6
  Lisa Douglas: [to Oliver who's holding up an electric iron] What's that for?::Oliver Wendell Douglas...
• Episode 10: Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
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• Episode 11: Parity Begins at Home
  The title is based on the common proverb, "Charity begins at home."...
• Episode 12: Lisa Has a Calf
  Mr. Haney has a least three relatives who are local judges: his grandfather, plus uncle "Hanging" Ha...
• Episode 13: The Wedding Anniversary
  Eb Dawson: [Oliver can't how long he's been married] You sure you're married?::Oliver Wendell Dougla...
• Episode 14: What Happened in Scranton?
  Doris Ziffel: [complaining about her neglectful husband] The only way Fred Ziffel would notice me is...
• Episode 15: How to Enlarge a Bedroom
  Eustace Charleton Haney: Mr. Douglas, I put my heart and soul into that house.::Oliver Wendell Dougl...
• Episode 16: Give Me Land, Lots of Land
  Oliver Douglas: Eb, why don't you pull up the weeds that are growing in the wheat.::Eb Dawson: Can't...
• Episode 17: I Didn't Raise My Husband to Be a Fireman
  Lisa Douglas: [Oliver returns after responding to a "fire rocket"] Where's your helmet?::Oliver Wend...
• Episode 18: Lisa Bakes a Cake
  Lisa Douglas: [Oliver has begun finding objects mistakenly baked into Lisa's poundcake] One of my ea...
• Episode 19: Sprained Ankle, Country Style
  Hank Kimball: [watching the TV set] Is that Ed Sullivan?::Oliver Wendell Douglas: That's a test patt...
• Episode 20: The Price of Apples
  The police officer who pulls Oliver over is Hank Kimball's cousin. He rambles just like Hank, and hi...
• Episode 21: What's in a Name?
  Lisa Douglas: [explaining how a spoon can stand upright in her coffee] We ran out of coffee, but I f...
• Episode 22: The Day of Decision
  Hank Kimball: [saying farwell to Oliver] You've been a good friend and I'll never forget you Mr... u...
• Episode 23: A Pig in a Poke
  Fred Ziffel: [discussing their son/pig Arnold] He's got good manners and he's clean.::Doris Ziffel: ...
• Episode 24: The Deputy
  Mr. Haney's first name is said to be Charlton. A couple of shows referred to his first name as Eusta...
• Episode 25: Double Drick
  As Oliver holds an extension cord and prepares to plug his home into the new power outlet, the film ...
• Episode 26: The Ballad of Molly Turgiss
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [to Haney after seeing Molly in the mirror] Did you ever notice a wrinkled o...
• Episode 27: Never Look a Gift Tractor in the Mouth
  Lisa Douglas: [to Oliver] Boy, what a grouch! That's what I get for marrying a man 68 years older th...
• Episode 28: Send a Boy to College
  Lisa Douglas: [regarding Eb] Poor boy. Thrown out of college just because he didn't graduate high sc...
• Episode 29: Horse? What Horse?
  Lisa Douglas: [to Oliver, after the rooster unplugs the extension cord] There is no electristical. T...
• Episode 30: The Rains Came
  Eustace Charleton Haney: [to Lisa, upon arriving in court] Doggone, you look as good as a 350-dollar...
• Episode 31: Culture
  Sir Geoffrey: [Conducting the Hooterville Symphony Orchestra] All right now, let's play.::Sir Geoffr...
• Episode 32: Uncle Ollie
  Chuck's skill with motors results in several speeding tickets: #1-Oliver's tractor runs 80 mph; #2-C...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Wings Over Hooterville
  Lisa Douglas: [meeting Oliver during WWII] I don't think you're really an American.::Oliver Wendell ...
• Episode 2: Water, Water Everywhere
  Lisa Douglas: In the old country, they don't look for water with a stick. They do it scientifically....
• Episode 3: I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a Soldier
  Lisa Douglas: [the "Written by" credit appears on-screen] Oliver! Whose names are those? Oliver!::Ol...
• Episode 4: How to See South America by Bus
  The soap opera Doris Ziffel watches on TV is "Love is Never a Stranger." It's sponsored by Clurdo, "...
• Episode 5: The Ugly Duckling
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [eying the Spanish omelet Lisa cooked] It looks like a boa constrictor with ...
• Episode 6: One of Our Assemblymen Is Missing
  This is one of several occasions when the locals want to literally tar and feather Oliver. Eb says h...
• Episode 7: The Good Old Days
  Lisa claims that she was born on Park Avenue and picked up her accent when she was sent to a Hungari...
• Episode 8: Eb Discovers the Birds and the Bees
  Lisa Douglas: That's why I love you. You're always hollering, but you have a soft spot in your head....
• Episode 9: The Hooterville Image
  Lisa has her dress designer make Oliver a pair of $150 overalls with Italian silk, real fur and gold...
• Episode 10: You Ought to Be in Pictures
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [asking how to help his pathetic corn plants] You got any idea?::Hank Kimbal...
• Episode 11: A Home Isn't Built in a Day
  The title is from the expression, "Rome wasn't built in a day."...
• Episode 12: A Square Is Not Round
  Oliver discovers that one of his chickens is laying square eggs, but he can't find out which one it ...
• Episode 13: An Old-Fashioned Christmas
  Oliver has turned one of Lisa's "hotscakes" into a sink stopper by using her coffee as glue to attac...
• Episode 14: Never Trust a Little Old Lady
  Mildred, the little old lady, predicted flooding while Walter, the singing weatherman, predicted dro...
• Episode 15: School Days
  Tom Blackwell: [giving Lisa driving lessons] Do you know what these are? [points to the gear shift] ...
• Episode 16: His Honor
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [answers the door in judges wig and robe] I am not Mrs. Douglas!::Bellboy: O...
• Episode 17: It's So Peaceful in the Country
  When Haney owned the Douglas farm, he signed a ninety-nine year lease with the Sioux for their annua...
• Episode 18: Exodus to Bleedwell
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [upon seeing Kimball at the airplane factory] Don't tell me you work here!::...
• Episode 19: It's Human to Be Humane
  Lisa Douglas: I'm making "hotscakes" for the animals.::Oliver Wendell Douglas: And you call yourself...
• Episode 20: Never Take Your Wife to a Convention
  Believing Oliver and Lisa to be broke, Charlie gives them jewelry, a fur coat, a blue tractor, autom...
• Episode 21: The Computer Age
  "Haney's Apologizing Service" offers to bring the Douglases together again for a $6 reconciliation f...
• Episode 22: Never Start Talking Unless Your Voice Comes Out
  Oliver sees the opening credits when they're superimposed over him. He comments how "Carpentry by Al...
• Episode 23: The Beverly Hillbillies
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [suggesting Lisa to play Granny] Mrs. Douglas would be perfect for the part....
• Episode 24: Lisa's Vegetable Garden
  Lisa Douglas: Where do you keep the booze?::Oliver Wendell Douglas: The booze?::Lisa Douglas: You kn...
• Episode 25: The Saucer Season
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [advising Eb not to tell the newspaper his UFO story] If this gets into prin...
• Episode 26: Getting Even with Haney
  Oliver Douglas: Mr. Haney, you sold me a defective tractor!::Eustace Charleton Haney: No sir. It is ...
• Episode 27: Kimball Gets Fired
  Lisa Douglas: [Lisa is pushing a vacuum cleaner around the front room of the house] Would you put yo...
• Episode 28: The Vulgar Ring Story
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [as Cornelius, meeting Linda] Oh! You understand English?::Lisa Douglas: [as...
• Episode 29: Who's Lisa?
  The Douglases go to see the opera "Aida" in New York City....
• Episode 30: Music to Milk By
  The phone number at WPILX radio, "the hot breath of Pixley", is 247-ring 3....
• Season 3
• Episode 1: The Man for the Job
  Lisa Douglas: [after the credits have disappeared from the hotcakes and toast] The names just stay o...
• Episode 2: Lisa's Jam Session
  Attempting to make jam, Lisa shaves the peaches with an electric razor, then stomps them with her ba...
• Episode 3: Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel
  Fred Ziffel: [angry when Arnold the Pig begins to bark] Did you hear that? That hussy's taught him t...
• Episode 4: Oliver vs. the Phone Company
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [on the phone, a recording says the operator is having rump roast trouble] T...
• Episode 5: Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company
  Mr. Roy Trendell: [informing Oliver that his mother has quit as operator] She wouldn't work for him ...
• Episode 6: A Kind Word for the President
  Lisa Douglas: [to Oliver] Two weeks ago, you were nothing but a plain old farmer, planting your litt...
• Episode 7: Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [hears knock at door] Who the - ?::Eb Dawson: That's a switch. He usually sa...
• Episode 8: Eb Elopes
  Walter: Would you like to try a Stankwell Falls Fizz, sir?::Oliver Wendell Douglas: What's that?::Wa...
• Episode 9: The Thing
  According to Mr. Bennett, the phrase on the crate ("Karl Marx Is a Hothead") was by the county's gre...
• Episode 10: Das Lumpen
  Lisa Douglas: [explains how she got her father's permission to marry Oliver] I lied to him. I told h...
• Episode 11: Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel?
  The title is based on the song "(Won't You Come Home) Bill Bailey", published in 1902 with words and...
• Episode 12: Jealousy, English Style
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [trying to explain to Lisa why she can't go] No, it's not a stag party. It's...
• Episode 13: Haney's New Image
  Eustace Charleton Haney: [trying to charm Lisa into moving from their house] Manys a'time I said sai...
• Episode 14: Alf and Ralph Break Up
  Lisa Douglas: [Oliver is upset when Ralph, a great cook, goes back to her brother] If food means tha...
• Episode 15: No Trespassing
  Lisa Douglas: He's seeing things that aren't there.::Mother Eunice Douglas: [laughs] Is that all?::L...
• Episode 16: Eb Returns
  Eb Dawson was written out of several shows as having eloped because actor Tom Lester was sick with m...
• Episode 17: Not Guilty
  Eb Dawson: [explaining to trooper where his $300 came from] That's another story. You see, about six...
• Episode 18: Home Is Where You Run Away From
  Gilbert Henshaw: Why did you move out there? Were you disbarred?::Oliver Wendell Douglas: No. I came...
• Episode 19: How to Succeed in Television Without Really Trying
  Doris Ziffel: [Dilly's camera broadcasts Oliver in his barn over area TV sets] It's Mr. Douglas!::Fr...
• Episode 20: Arnold, Boy Hero
  Lisa Douglas: [mistaking the robbers for laborers] Oh, you must be the fellows Mr. Kimball said. You...
• Episode 21: Flight to Nowhere
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [Lisa is cooking] What's that mess?::Lisa Douglas: They're croissants.::Oliv...
• Episode 22: My Mother, the Countess
  Lisa Douglas: [explaining how her father became a count] He had something on the king.::Oliver Wende...
• Episode 23: The Spring Festival
  The Monroe brothers build a float for the parade, a huge bird's nest, in the Douglas' bedroom. It's ...
• Episode 24: Our Son, the Barber
  Windy Hinkle: [Arnold the pig arrives oinking just as Oliver gets in the barber's chair] I'm sorry. ...
• Episode 25: Oliver's Jaded Past
  Maitre d': Would you care to order dinner?::Oliver Wendell Douglas: [his chair at the table has disa...
• Episode 26: The Hungarian Curse
  Lazlo Broslav: [on learning of the Monroe brothers' lawsuit] Don't worry. I'll handle the case for y...
• Episode 27: The Rutabaga Story
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: You realize that last year every farmer in this valley lost money!::Hank Kim...
• Episode 28: Instant Family
  At Sam Drucker's store, Oliver and Lisa meet their new neighbor who's about to go into labor. After ...
• Episode 29: A Star Named Arnold Is Born: Part 1
  Eb Dawson: [reading one of Arnold the Pig's reviews] The Pixley Press says he's the greatest thing t...
• Episode 30: A Star Named Arnold Is Born: Part 2
  Lisa Douglas: [Arnold's poses poolside wearing sunglasses with Oliver holding his drink] Oliver, don...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Guess Who's Not Going to the Luau?
  Mr. Robertson: You're a pig lawyer?::Oliver Wendell Douglas: [hating to be called that] I resent...:...
• Episode 2: The Rummage Sale
  Lisa Douglas: [Oliver has broken his leg] This is a fine honeymoon you've got me into!::Oliver Wende...
• Episode 3: Hail to the Fire Chief
  Lisa Douglas: [to Oliver] Well, just because you're deputy fire cheese doesn't mean you can yell at ...
• Episode 4: Eb's Romance
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [Eb wants him to co-sign for his engagement ring] I don't sign anything unle...
• Episode 5: The Candidate
  Ben Hanks: [Oliver's introduced as a lawyer] Glad to meet a bona fide practicing member of the bar.:...
• Episode 6: Handy Lessons
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [learning Lisa was upset] She had nothing to cry about. All I did was compla...
• Episode 7: A Husband for Eleanor
  Mr. Haney's bull is named Ole Sanchez....
• Episode 8: Old Mail Day
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: This so-called post office is a farce....
• Episode 9: The Agricultural Student
  Haney is having a June White Sale. He's selling everything that belonged to June White. He shows Oli...
• Episode 10: How Hooterville Was Floundered
  Uncle Joe Carson: [giving his plans for the celebration] At 8:30, we march to the station to greet t...
• Episode 11: The Blue Feather
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [Lisa explains the blue feather curse] Oh, here we go with another silly Hun...
• Episode 12: How to Get from Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: Is there any mail for me?::Sam Drucker: [being spiteful] I wouldn't know. I ...
• Episode 13: The Birthday Gift
  Eb Dawson: [Oliver gives him the plate of butter and unshelled peanuts] Oh boy, my favorite! Do it y...
• Episode 14: Everywhere a Chick Chick
  Sam Drucker: [tearfully recounting the trials of the heroine on the soap "Tomorrow Will Be Brighter"...
• Episode 15: The Marital Vacation
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [Eb fears the Douglases are breaking up] She's not leaving me. We're taking ...
• Episode 16: A Prize in Every Package
  Lisa Douglas: In Hungary, they had a wonderful cereal: shredded goulash. You can't get that here.::O...
• Episode 17: Law Partners
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: You know, here a man can practice the law of Abraham Lincoln. [a fife begins...
• Episode 18: A Day in the Life of Oliver Wendell Holmes
  Eb Dawson: Who is this Brian Williams they mention on pages 1,2,3,1 and 4?::Oliver Wendell Douglas: ...
• Episode 19: Economy Flight to Washington
  Eustace Charleton Haney: While yer away on yer trip, ah thought you might like ta avail yerself of H...
• Episode 20: Retreat from Washington
  In their room, Arnold gets his own bed while Hank and Eb share one....
• Episode 21: A Hunting We Won't Go
  The title is based on a children's nursery rhyme of the same name....
• Episode 22: Oh, Promise Me
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [Eb refuses to give Oliver his letters] Will you stop censoring my mail!::Eb...
• Episode 23: Eb Uses His Ingenuity
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [refusing to pay Eb $20 early] Eb, there's no reason why you should need an ...
• Episode 24: The Old Trunk
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [looking through the documents in the trunk] Eb, this is dated 1902. These s...
• Episode 25: The Milk Maker
  Lisa makes an chocolate cake by putting milk and eggs directly into the mix box, shaking it, and pla...
• Episode 26: The Reincarnation of Eb
  Hank Kimball loses 4 games of checkers to Arnold the Pig. A pig's legs is seen moving checkers aroun...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Lisa's Mudder Comes for a Visit
  Lisa's mother never knows Oliver's name and calls him "Whatshisname". Soon, everyone in Hooterville ...
• Episode 2: Everybody Tries to Love a Countess
  When Haney and the Countess are watching a Western on TV, he says, "Ain't that Gene Autry great?" Pa...
• Episode 3: Where There's a Will
  Eb Dawson: [asking about their rooster doing the opening credits] Did Charlie come in and crow the n...
• Episode 4: A Tale of a Tail
  Eb Dawson: [reading story from newspaper] Arnold will be accompanied to Chicago by Oliver Wendell Do...
• Episode 5: You and Your Big Shrunken Head
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [giving another speech, holding handful of soil] This is the good earth! Thi...
• Episode 6: The Road
  Eb Dawson: Mr. Douglas, guess what? The town's taking up a collection for you for gettin' the road p...
• Episode 7: Four of Spades
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [scoffing at Lisa's fortune telling] I'm not interested in that nonsense.::L...
• Episode 8: The Youth Center
  Lisa Douglas: I always used to say to my father the king, "My father the king," I used to say to him...
• Episode 9: The Special Delivery Letter
  Lisa Douglas: [guessing the contents of the letter] Oliver! Maybe you've been drafted!::Oliver Wende...
• Episode 10: Oliver's Schoolgirl Crush
  Eb Dawson: It's good to see you again.::Mr. Wurthwaxer: It's good to see you again, too.::Eb Dawson:...
• Episode 11: Ralph's Nuptials
  Sam Drucker says this is the 295th ceremony he's conducted since becoming a Justice of the Peace....
• Episode 12: Oliver and the Cornstalk
  Sam Drucker: [Lisa asks if he was able to order any caviar] No, but they told me they were coming ou...
• Episode 13: Beauty Is Skin Deep
  Lisa Douglas: [plans to order her cosmetics from the Lady Love company] I think they make very good ...
• Episode 14: The Wish-Book
  Eustace Charleton Haney: [describes Tessie] And from what I have heard, she strongly resembled you, ...
• Episode 15: Rest and Relaxation
  Lisa Douglas: [explaining to a frightened Mort that Arnold the Pig comes over every day to watch TV]...
• Episode 16: Trapped
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [discovering the room under the house] Oh, uh, it looks like it was used for...
• Episode 17: Bundle of Joy
  Transpixley Airlines makes an emergency landing in Crabwell Corners because of problems with the rub...
• Episode 18: The Ex-Con
  Willie Dunhill: [telling Lisa about doing time in Alcatraz] Well, it really wasn't too bad on "The R...
• Episode 19: The Cow Killer
  Eb Dawson: [believing the prop cow he's found is a real one that Oliver shot] She died a Grade A dea...
• Episode 20: The Confrontation
  Lisa displays Arnold's award-winning painting "Nude at a Filling Station" in their bedroom. Hanging ...
• Episode 21: The Case of the Hooterville Refund Fraud
  Lisa Douglas: [looking at Oliver's refund check] Oh, $84.72! That's three dollars more than you made...
• Episode 22: The Picnic
  Eustace Charleton Haney: [pitching his picnic package] Now, the picnic basket also contains this pla...
• Episode 23: The Beeping Rock
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: Can I ask you something? What would make a rock beep?::Wilson: [dismissing O...
• Episode 24: Uncle Fedor
  Hank Kimball: [to Fedor, who's poorly disguised in one of Lisa's fluffy housecoats] Oh, hello, Mrs. ...
• Episode 25: The Wealthy Landowner
  Eb Dawson: [reads his personal ad] Handsome, sophisticated, wealthy land owner looking for wealthy m...
• Episode 26: Happy Birthday
  Eustace Charleton Haney: [reading card he's selling for Arnold's birthday] "Happy birthday 'o pig oh...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: The City Kids
  Lisa Douglas: [ridiculing Oliver's crops] I never saw corn growing until we moved out here four year...
• Episode 2: The Coming-Out Party
  Lisa Douglas: [pointing out the opening credits to Lori] Now watch carefully. First comes the Execut...
• Episode 3: Jealousy
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [telling Eb to save up to buy a car] I pay you more than enough. What do you...
• Episode 4: A Royal Love Story
  Lisa Douglas: [giving Oliver a tour of Paris] That is the famous Eiffel Tower, built by Sam Tower, i...
• Episode 5: Oliver Goes Broke
  Eb Dawson: [giving a Oliver a pep talk] Mr. Douglas, it's not a crime to lose all your money. It's j...
• Episode 6: The Great Mayoralty Campaign
  Sam Drucker's been the mayor of Hooterville for 37 years....
• Episode 7: Eb's Double Trouble
  Arnold the Pig also has a two dates scheduled for the same night, one with Annabelle Lambert, a sow ...
• Episode 8: Apple-Picking Time
  The title is based on the World War II song "Apple Blossom Time" made famous by the Andrews Sisters....
• Episode 9: Enterprising Eb
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• Episode 10: Oliver's Double
  USA...
• Episode 11: The High Cost of Loving
  The title is from the movie _The High Cost of Loving (1958)_ (qv)....
• Episode 12: The Liberation Movement
  Per the title, woman's lib was at the start of the feminist movement that sought equal rights and eq...
• Episode 13: Charlie, Homer, and Natasha
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• Episode 14: The Engagement Ring
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• Episode 15: The Free Paint Job
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• Episode 16: Son of Drobny
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• Episode 17: The Wedding Deal
  USA...
• Episode 18: Star Witness
  USA...
• Episode 19: The Spot Remover
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• Episode 20: King Oliver I
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: [writing irate letter over the tax increase] Why don't you write a letter to...
• Episode 21: A Girl for Drobny
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• Episode 22: The Carpenter's Ball
  Lisa Douglas: [about Ralph] Why don't you want to take her? Don't you like her?::Hank Kimball: Aww, ...
• Episode 23: The Hole in the Porch
  Eb Dawson: [pulling up piece of rotten porch wood] See how rotten the boards are.::Oliver Wendell Do...
• Episode 24: Lisa the Psychologist
  Registrar: Now, what course are you interested in?::Lisa Douglas: What have you got?::Registrar: Oh,...
• Episode 25: Hawaiian Honeymoon
  Oliver Wendell Douglas: We've already had a second honeymoon, and a third, and a fourth.::Lisa Dougl...
• Episode 26: The Ex-Secretary
  The last show of the series....