Bamboo Shark (2011)

Actors

• John Allen (actor)
• Ikenna Amaechi (actor)
• Rob Ambrose (actor)
• Michael Baczor (actor)
• Aaron Badowski (actor)
• Mark Bitner (actor)
• David Boice (actor)
• Robert Boileau (actor)
• David Born (actor)
• Ted Borodaeff (actor)
• Bob Bowersox (actor)
• Garen Boyajian (actor)
• Stewart Brodian (actor)
• Jimmy Carr (actor)
• Gary Alan (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Sylvester Stallone: You know, I played an overweight cop once.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: I played a Kindergarten cop.::Michael Jackson: Did somebody say Kindergarten?

Sean Connery: I'm Sean... double-O-7... I'm Sean!

Benjamin: Jesus! What, did you steal that off a horse?

Howard: That pig smells like old people.

Brooks: You know why I like movies? I like them because of the experience they bring. Reading is designed to stimulate the mind. Music is designed to alter emotions. But movies... movies are designed for one thing. To escape.

Francis Federman Ugli: Put the retard down!

How We Covered It (2011)

Actors

• Rob Allyn (actor)
• Freddy Aquino (actor)
• Michael Armbruster (actor)
• G.W. Bailey (actor)
• Tanner Beard (actor)
• Arthur E Benjamin (actor)
• Brian Birdwell (actor)
• Lenny Bitondo (actor)
• David Born (actor)
• Andy Bowles (actor)
• Tom Bowles (actor)
• Dave Boyle (actor)
• Mike Brosin (actor)
• Garry A. Brown (actor)
• Conor Allyn (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Documentary
• Drama
• News

Taglines:

A Film Festival Experience

Just About Famous (2010)

Actors

• John Allen (actor)
• Tim Biancalana (actor)
• David Born (actor)
• Michael Bryant (actor)
• Daniel Dzialo (actor)
• Charlie Franks (actor)
• Robert Frey (actor)
• Shaun Friedrichs (actor)
• Patsy Gilbert (actor)
• Kevin Gilger (actor)
• Richard Hampton (actor)
• Dale Leigh (actor)
• Joe Manuella (actor)
• Scott Mason (actor)
• Gary Alan (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Documentary
• Short

Taglines:

A film about famous people....well, almost.
Impersonation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Are you Just About Famous?

L.E.C.I.: The League of Extraordinary Celebrity Impersonators (2005)

Actors

• Zach Alden (actor)
• Joe Manuella (actor)
• Joe Richards (actor)
• Stuart Rigby (actor)
• Don Rugg (actor)
• Matthew R. Schaller (actor)
• Pavel Sfera (actor)
• Mark Tabor (actor)
• Jessica Hughes (actress)
• Lissa Negrin (actress)
• Shon Vaughn (actress)
• Breven Angaelica Warren (actress)
• Jeffrey A. Fisher (producer)
• Jon Hotchkiss (producer)
• Devin McGovern (producer)

Genres

• Comedy

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

Actors

• Scott Baio (actor)
• Artine Brown (actor)
• Garry Chalk (actor)
• Justin Chatwin (actor)
• Devin Douglas Drewitz (actor)
• Erik-Michael Estrada (actor)
• Gerry Fitzgerald (actor)
• Leo Fitzgerald (actor)
• Myles Fitzgerald (actor)
• Andrew Francis (actor)
• Barry Greene (actor)
• Jy Harris (actor)
• Rashad Hood (actor)
• Max Iles (actor)
• Ashley Parker Angel (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family

Taglines:

The New Dirty Dozen... Time For A Change!
Meet the new generation of superheroes
Don't drive, crawl!
America's favorite talking babies are back!

Quotes:

Kahuna: So it's true what they say, there is nothing good on TV.

Kahuna: Why don't you try picking on someone half your size?::Tascha: Who the heck are you?::Kahuna: Your worst enemy, a small fry with a big attitude.

Stan Bobbins: We'll become the McDonalds of babies.::Jean Bobbins: [sarcastic] Great, we'll be known as McBaby.

Kahuna: Switch the mind control message to freedom control, they don't have to sit around watching TV all day.

Crowe: Don't you worry, little baby, I'll feed you, I'll take care of you, I'll even change your diaper.::Bill Biscane: I'm warning you, Crowe, I'm Bill Biscane and if you touch my diapers you're fired.

Bill Biscane: Kahuna? Kahuna is here! Suddenly I'm feeling weak.::Tascha: Then sit down.::Crowe: Oh, sir...::Bill Biscane: Get me something!::Crowe: What can I get you, sir?::Bill Biscane: A soda pop.::Crowe: Diet or regular?::Bill Biscane: What's the difference? [to Tascha] Feel my head. Is it hot? Is it cold? Tell me the truth.::Tascha: It's perfectly normal.::Bill Biscane: Normal? What do you know? You are not a real doctor... where's my soda pop? [gets his soda pop with an umbrella] Give me my globe. I don't want this umbrella.

Pauly Shore Is Dead (2003)

Actors

• B-Real (actor)
• Dan Barnes (actor)
• Adam Barnhardt (actor)
• A.J. Benza (actor)
• Blunt (actor)
• Wes Borland (actor)
• Melvin Bradford (actor)
• Todd Bridges (actor)
• W. Earl Brown (actor)
• Dennis Burkley (actor)
• Chuy Castro (actor)
• Gavin Chapman (actor)
• Tommy Chong (actor)
• Avis P. Chrisbynum (actor)
• Chas. Allan (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Hollywood will never be the same.

Quotes:

Pauly Shore: Is there a part in there for me? Hey, is there a part in there for me?

Pauly Shore: Hey, aren't you Tom Sizemore?::Michael Madsen's girlfriend: No, this is Michael Madsen.::Pauly Shore: What's the difference?::Michael Madsen's girlfriend: Six inches.

Pauly Shore: FUCK YOU SANDLER!::Adam Sandler: [Offscreen, in a mocking voice] Fuck you Sandler! Fuck you Sandl... AHHH HORSESHIT!

SNL: 25 Years of Music (1999)

Actors

• Dan Aykroyd (actor)
• The Band (actor)
• Lance Bass (actor)
• Beck (actor)
• John Belushi (actor)
• Bill Berry (actor)
• Michael Bolton (actor)
• Matthew Broderick (actor)
• Garth Brooks (actor)
• Garth Brooks (actor)
• David Bryson (actor)
• Peter Buck (actor)
• Dana Carvey (actor)
• Ray Charles (actor)
• *NSYNC (actor)

Genres

An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997)

Actors

• Peter Bart (actor)
• Billy Barty (actor)
• Shane Black (actor)
• Jackie Chan (actor)
• Coolio (actor)
• John Corcoran (actor)
• Chuck D. (actor)
• Duane Davis (actor)
• Tony Devon (actor)
• Victor Drai (actor)
• Robin Dugger (actor)
• Dominick Dunne (actor)
• Joe Eszterhas (actor)
• Robert Evans (actor)
• Jeremy Baka (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

The movie Hollywood doesn't want you to see
Great Cans. Great Movies.

Quotes:

Sylvester Stallone: Look, I'm doing this for free so don't bust my balls, okay?

Sylvester Stallone: Yo! Adrian! You know we never... and we had a kid so it was an immaculate ejection.

Alan Smithee: It's worse than "Showgirls"!

Sylvester Stallone: Don't fuck with me!::Jackie Chan: Don't fuck with me!::Whoopi Goldberg: Don't fuck with me!::Sylvester Stallone, Jackie Chan, Whoopi Goldberg: Don't fuck with us!

Alan Smithee: [during an editing session] No, no, no! You've sodomised it!

Alan Smithee: [beating his head] I cut the picture. They cut the picture. I didn't cut the picture. They cut the picture...

Alan Smithee: An Actor, he says. And I think: "Certainly he is. This is LA. EVERYONE'S an Actor."

Whoopi Goldberg: I like working with directors. And I've saved a lot of their jobs. And they've saved a few of my performances...

Jackie Chan: I don't die. Even if I die, I come back with Reincarnation, so I don't die!

Shane Black: I got my script back and didn't recognize a single word of it.

Goldberg, Whoopi Filmography

• Misery Loves Comedy
  2014, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Big Stone Gap
  2014, role: actress , character name: Fleeta
• A Day Late and a Dollar Short
  2014, role: actress , character name: Viola
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  2014, role: actress , character name: Bernadette Thompson
• 19th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Mel Brooks
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Moms Mabley: I Got Somethin' to Tell You
  2013, role: director
• Power of Love: Quincy Jones & Sir Michael Caine's 80th Birthday Celebration
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Why We Laugh: Funny Women
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Miracle Rising: South Africa
  2013, role: actress
• Betty White's 2nd Annual 90th Birthday
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Kelly Clarkson's Cautionary Christmas Music Tale
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Bracket
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Coach
  2013, role: producer
• Richard Pryor: Omit the Logic
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Black Dog, Red Dog
  2013, role: actress , character name: Calliope
• Moms Mabley: I Got Somethin' to Tell You
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Moms Mabley: I Got Somethin' to Tell You
  2013, role: producer
• Alice Walker: Beauty in Truth
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Sensitive Men
  2013, role: actress , character name: Spiritual Leader
• The Announcement
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Katy Perry: Part of Me
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 2012
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Under African Skies
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 2012 Billboard Music Awards
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Hurricane Sandy: Coming Together
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 2012 Comedy Awards
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Occupy Unmasked
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself - on The View
• The Contradictions of Fair Hope
  2012, role: actress
• 10th Annual TV Land Awards
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 77th Annual Drama League Awards
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• 30 Years from Here
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• A Little Bit of Heaven
  2011, role: actress , character name: God
• A Poem Is...
  2011, role: actress , character name: Narrator
• Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey
  2011, role: actress , character name: Narrator
• Sing Your Song
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Little Engine That Could
  2011, role: actress , character name: Tower
• The Muppets
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• 9/11 Truth: Hollywood Speaks Up
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 65th Annual Tony Awards
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter & Nominee: Best Musical
• Destined to Witness: Growing Up Black in Nazi Germany
  2011, role: producer
• Wow, I Never Knew That!
  2011, role: producer
• For Colored Girls
  2010, role: actress , character name: Alice
• Lost: The Final Season - Beginning of the End
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Toy Story 3: The Gang's All Here
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Toy Story 3: The Gang's All Here
  2010, role: actress , character name: Stretch
• Live from the NYPL: A Tribute to George Carlin
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• Teenage Paparazzo
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• See You in September
  2010, role: actress , character name: Lindsay's Therapist
• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Mike Nichols
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself