The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
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Plot
Bilbo Baggins is swept into a quest to reclaim the lost Dwarf Kingdom of Erebor from the fearsome dragon Smaug. Approached out of the blue by the wizard Gandalf the Grey, Bilbo finds himself joining a company of thirteen dwarves led by the legendary warrior, Thorin Oakenshield. Their journey will take them into the Wild; through treacherous lands swarming with Goblins and Orcs, deadly Wargs and Giant Spiders, Shapeshifters and Sorcerers. Although their goal lies to the East and the wastelands of the Lonely Mountain first they must escape the goblin tunnels, where Bilbo meets the creature that will change his life forever ... Gollum. Here, alone with Gollum, on the shores of an underground lake, the unassuming Bilbo Baggins not only discovers depths of guile and courage that surprise even him, he also gains possession of Gollum's "precious" ring that holds unexpected and useful qualities ... A simple, gold ring that is tied to the fate of all Middle-earth in ways Bilbo cannot begin to know.
Keywords: 41st-century-b.c., ancient, animal-attack, arm-cut-off, axe, based-on-novel, beheaded, bow-and-arrow, bridge, bridge-collapse
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Taglines:
From the smallest beginnings come the greatest legends.
One journey started it all.
Quotes:
Azog: [in Black Speech] Do you smell it? The scent of fear? I remember your father reeked of it... Thorin, son of Thrain.
Thorin Oakenshield: Azog the Defiler is no more. He was slain in battle long ago!::Great Goblin: So you think his defiling days are done, do you?
Balin: Ohhh! Evening Brother.::Dwalin: By my beard, you're shorter and wider than last time we met.::Balin: Wider, not shorter. But sharp enough for the both of us.
Gandalf: I'm looking for someone to share in an adventure.
Thorin Oakenshield: [singing] Far over the misty mountains cold / To dungeons deep and caverns old::Dwarves: [singing] The pines were roaring on the height / The winds were moaning in the night / The fire was red, it flame spread / The trees like torches blazed with light...
Thorin Oakenshield: I cannot guarantee his safety.::Gandalf: Understood.::Thorin Oakenshield: Nor will I be responsible for his fate.::Gandalf: Agreed.
Bilbo Baggins: My name is Bilbo Baggins!::Gollum: Baggines? What is Bagginses?... Precious.
Gandalf: You will have to do without pocket handkerchiefs, and a great many other things, before we reach our journey's end, Bilbo Baggins. You were born to the rolling hills and little rivers of the Shire, but home is now behind you. The world is ahead.
Gandalf: Far to the east, over ranges and rivers lies a single solitary peak.
Thorin Oakenshield: So this is the Hobbit.
Goblin (2010)
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Plot
On 31 October 1831, in the Hollow Glen village, the locals sacrifice what they consider "unclean" in a bonfire to protect their village. When they throw a deformed baby in the bonfire, his mother, who is a witch, curses the babies of the dwellers and creates an evil creature from the bones of her son to take their souls in the Halloween. The story of the Goblin becomes a legend. In the present days, Neil Perkins travels with his second wife Kate; his rebel teenage daughter Nikki; his baby son Nathan and Nikki's best friend Cammy to an isolated cabin in Hollow Glen expecting to start a business with his partner Owen. The family is warned to leave the village before the Halloween by the drunkard Charlie, but they do not give credit to his words. On 31 October, Neil, Kate and Owen have a meeting with Sheriff Milgreen and they leave Nathan with Nikki and Cammy. The two girls are visited by three friends and Nikki leaves Nathan alone for less than one minute. When she returns, the baby is missing and the Goblin is killing her friends.
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Cammy: I'm good at finding wood.
The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (2008)
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Plot
All Lodge wants is for his gaming group to finish their adventure. Unfortunately, they're more interested in seducing barmaids, mooning their enemies, and setting random villagers on fire. Desperate to rein in his players, Lodge injects two newbies into the distrust: a non-player character controlled by Lodge, who the power gamers immediately distrust, and the rarest gamer of all -- a girl. Can the group overcome their bickering to save the kingdom, or will the evil necromancer Mort Kemnon triumph unopposed? A parody of fantasy films and the adventure gaming community, The Gamers: Dorkness Rising is a hilarious romp through the world of sword and sorcery -- in this case, a world of exploding peasants, giant house cats, and undead roast turkeys. Game on!
Keywords: gamers, gaming, role-playing-game, rpg
Genres
Taglines:
They'll be taking a few liberties with the rules.
Everything's better with pirates.
One roll to rule them all
Game on!
Quotes:
Daphne: You raised our dinner from the dead!
Joanna: What's with the pirates?::Lodge: Everything's better with pirates!
Brother Silence: As if killing the bard impresses us.
Lodge: I've got a new villain lined up. Got it from a friend. Sort of a ninja-swashbuckler... the Shadow.::Joanna: [surprised] The Shadow?::Gary: [confused] The Shadow?::Mark: [scared] The Shadow?::[Mark runs off screaming]
Flynn the Fine: [singing] Dear Goblin friends, dear Goblin friends, please hear my song...::[Flynn gets shot with arrows by the Goblins]::Lodge: [rolls] Yeah. Yeah, you're dead.::Gary: [holds stopwatch] At 29 minutes, 42 seconds. New personal best, Leo.::Leo: There are so many places I could put that stopwatch!
Brother Silence: He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind. But he who... sticks out in darkness... is... fluorescent!::[beat]::Lodge: Lose fifty experience.
Daphne: What did the barmaid say?::Flynn the Fine: "Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh gods, yes."::Daphne: About Mort Kemnon, dumbass?
Gary: So, how much experience do I get for the peasant?
Luster (male): [after accidently killing Flynn] So, how much experience do I get for the bard?
Mort Kemnon: [after the Grimoire is destroyed and Brother Silence throws some dynamite to Mort Kemnon] You really think you have defeated me?::Luster: You did just explode.::Brother Silence: Twice, actually.
The Tin Soldier (1992)
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Beware: Children at Play (1989)
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Plot
After several children have gone missing, a writer and a cop decide to get to the bottom of the problem once and for all. As they find more and more leads they discover that their children are being brainwashed into zombified cannibal killers by a disturbed teen.
Keywords: author, axe-murder, beowulf, bloody-body-of-child, bow, cannibalism, chanting, child-murder, child-murderess, child-sacrifice
Genres
Taglines:
These Aren't Children...They Are Demons!
Gut wrenching terror!
Labyrinth (1986)
Actors
Plot
Young Sarah is left home alone by her parents and she has to babysit her little brother Toby. But the baby keeps crying and Sarah, while telling him a story to make him sleep, inadvertently conjures from a fantasy world the Goblin King who steals the child and brings him to his castle in the middle of a labyrinth. Sarah has to rescue him before midnight, or the baby will became a goblin...
Keywords: 1980s, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, baby, babysitter, bad-smell, beast, betrayal, bog, bravery, candle
Genres
Taglines:
Where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems.
A' mazing tale of never-ending fantasy.
Where anything is possible.
Jim Henson, George Lucas and David Bowie take you into a dazzling world of fantasy and adventure.
Quotes:
Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... [thunder rumbles] For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. [pulls the Labyrinth book out of her pocket] I can never remember that line. [reads] You have no power over me.
The Hat: Eh. Huh? How's that for brainpower, eh?::The Wiseman: Be quiet! So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Ah, nuts.::The Wiseman: So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Heh, will you listen to this crap!::The Wiseman: Will you please... be... QUIET! Okay?::The Hat: All right!::The Wiseman: All right?::The Hat: Okay, okay!
Left Door Knocker: It's very rude to stare!::Sarah: Oh! I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] It's no good asking him, he's deaf as a post!::Left Door Knocker: Don't talk with your mouth full!::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] I'm not talking with my mouth full, I...::Sarah: Wait, wait, I can't understand you. [she takes the ring out of his mouth]::Right Door Knocker: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.::Sarah: What were you saying?::Right Door Knocker: I said, it's no good talking to him, he's deaf as a post.::Left Door Knocker: Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!::Right Door Knocker: You can talk, all you do is moan!::Left Door Knocker: No good! Can't hear you!::Sarah: What's behind these doors?::Left Door Knocker: WHAT?::Right Door Knocker: Search me. We're just the knockers! [laughs]::Sarah: Oh. [she goes to the left door, pushes on it] How do I get through?::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: Knock, and the door will open!::Sarah: Oh.::Ludo: [with the ring in his mouth] Hmmph?::Sarah: [amused] Ludo! [she takes the ring from Ludo, holds it out to the Right Door Knocker]::Right Door Knocker: Hey! I don't want that thing back in my mouth!::Sarah: C'mon, I want to knock!::Right Door Knocker: MM-MM!
Left Door Knocker: Huh. Doesn't want his ring back in his mouth, eh? Can't say I blame him.::[Sarah holds the Right Door Knocker's nose so that he has to open his mouth; she stuffs the ring back in and knocks; the door opens]::Sarah: Sorry.::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] That's all right, I'm used to it.
Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.::Hoggle: Y-you will?::Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench! [laughs]
Hoggle: What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?::Sarah: Do what? You mean rescue you?::Hoggle: No! You kissed me!
Fiery 1: Hey! Hey! Her head don't come off!::Sarah: Of course it doesn't!::Fiery 2: Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that?::Fiery 3: Hey, man! I know what we can do! Take off her head! Ha-ha!
Sarah: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything to himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had be particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help!::Goblin: [inside the closet] Listen!::Sarah: "Say your right words," the goblins said, "and we'll take the baby to the castle, and you will be free!" But the girl knew, that the Goblin King would keep the baby in his castle for ever and ever and ever, and turn it into a goblin! And so the girl suffered in silence. Until one day, when she was tired from a day of housework, and she was hurt by the harsh words of her stepmother, and she could no longer stand it...
Sarah: I can bear it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be take this child of mine far away from me!::Goblin: That's not it! Where did she get that rubbish? It doesn't even start with "I wish!"
Labyrinth (1986)
Actors
Plot
Young Sarah is left home alone by her parents and she has to babysit her little brother Toby. But the baby keeps crying and Sarah, while telling him a story to make him sleep, inadvertently conjures from a fantasy world the Goblin King who steals the child and brings him to his castle in the middle of a labyrinth. Sarah has to rescue him before midnight, or the baby will became a goblin...
Keywords: 1980s, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, baby, babysitter, bad-smell, beast, betrayal, bog, bravery, candle
Genres
Taglines:
Where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems.
A' mazing tale of never-ending fantasy.
Where anything is possible.
Jim Henson, George Lucas and David Bowie take you into a dazzling world of fantasy and adventure.
Quotes:
Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... [thunder rumbles] For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. [pulls the Labyrinth book out of her pocket] I can never remember that line. [reads] You have no power over me.
The Hat: Eh. Huh? How's that for brainpower, eh?::The Wiseman: Be quiet! So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Ah, nuts.::The Wiseman: So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Heh, will you listen to this crap!::The Wiseman: Will you please... be... QUIET! Okay?::The Hat: All right!::The Wiseman: All right?::The Hat: Okay, okay!
Left Door Knocker: It's very rude to stare!::Sarah: Oh! I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] It's no good asking him, he's deaf as a post!::Left Door Knocker: Don't talk with your mouth full!::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] I'm not talking with my mouth full, I...::Sarah: Wait, wait, I can't understand you. [she takes the ring out of his mouth]::Right Door Knocker: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.::Sarah: What were you saying?::Right Door Knocker: I said, it's no good talking to him, he's deaf as a post.::Left Door Knocker: Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!::Right Door Knocker: You can talk, all you do is moan!::Left Door Knocker: No good! Can't hear you!::Sarah: What's behind these doors?::Left Door Knocker: WHAT?::Right Door Knocker: Search me. We're just the knockers! [laughs]::Sarah: Oh. [she goes to the left door, pushes on it] How do I get through?::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: Knock, and the door will open!::Sarah: Oh.::Ludo: [with the ring in his mouth] Hmmph?::Sarah: [amused] Ludo! [she takes the ring from Ludo, holds it out to the Right Door Knocker]::Right Door Knocker: Hey! I don't want that thing back in my mouth!::Sarah: C'mon, I want to knock!::Right Door Knocker: MM-MM!
Left Door Knocker: Huh. Doesn't want his ring back in his mouth, eh? Can't say I blame him.::[Sarah holds the Right Door Knocker's nose so that he has to open his mouth; she stuffs the ring back in and knocks; the door opens]::Sarah: Sorry.::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] That's all right, I'm used to it.
Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.::Hoggle: Y-you will?::Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench! [laughs]
Hoggle: What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?::Sarah: Do what? You mean rescue you?::Hoggle: No! You kissed me!
Fiery 1: Hey! Hey! Her head don't come off!::Sarah: Of course it doesn't!::Fiery 2: Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that?::Fiery 3: Hey, man! I know what we can do! Take off her head! Ha-ha!
Sarah: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything to himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had be particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help!::Goblin: [inside the closet] Listen!::Sarah: "Say your right words," the goblins said, "and we'll take the baby to the castle, and you will be free!" But the girl knew, that the Goblin King would keep the baby in his castle for ever and ever and ever, and turn it into a goblin! And so the girl suffered in silence. Until one day, when she was tired from a day of housework, and she was hurt by the harsh words of her stepmother, and she could no longer stand it...
Sarah: I can bear it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be take this child of mine far away from me!::Goblin: That's not it! Where did she get that rubbish? It doesn't even start with "I wish!"
Labyrinth (1986)
Actors
Plot
Young Sarah is left home alone by her parents and she has to babysit her little brother Toby. But the baby keeps crying and Sarah, while telling him a story to make him sleep, inadvertently conjures from a fantasy world the Goblin King who steals the child and brings him to his castle in the middle of a labyrinth. Sarah has to rescue him before midnight, or the baby will became a goblin...
Keywords: 1980s, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, baby, babysitter, bad-smell, beast, betrayal, bog, bravery, candle
Genres
Taglines:
Where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems.
A' mazing tale of never-ending fantasy.
Where anything is possible.
Jim Henson, George Lucas and David Bowie take you into a dazzling world of fantasy and adventure.
Quotes:
Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... [thunder rumbles] For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. [pulls the Labyrinth book out of her pocket] I can never remember that line. [reads] You have no power over me.
The Hat: Eh. Huh? How's that for brainpower, eh?::The Wiseman: Be quiet! So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Ah, nuts.::The Wiseman: So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Heh, will you listen to this crap!::The Wiseman: Will you please... be... QUIET! Okay?::The Hat: All right!::The Wiseman: All right?::The Hat: Okay, okay!
Left Door Knocker: It's very rude to stare!::Sarah: Oh! I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] It's no good asking him, he's deaf as a post!::Left Door Knocker: Don't talk with your mouth full!::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] I'm not talking with my mouth full, I...::Sarah: Wait, wait, I can't understand you. [she takes the ring out of his mouth]::Right Door Knocker: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.::Sarah: What were you saying?::Right Door Knocker: I said, it's no good talking to him, he's deaf as a post.::Left Door Knocker: Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!::Right Door Knocker: You can talk, all you do is moan!::Left Door Knocker: No good! Can't hear you!::Sarah: What's behind these doors?::Left Door Knocker: WHAT?::Right Door Knocker: Search me. We're just the knockers! [laughs]::Sarah: Oh. [she goes to the left door, pushes on it] How do I get through?::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: Knock, and the door will open!::Sarah: Oh.::Ludo: [with the ring in his mouth] Hmmph?::Sarah: [amused] Ludo! [she takes the ring from Ludo, holds it out to the Right Door Knocker]::Right Door Knocker: Hey! I don't want that thing back in my mouth!::Sarah: C'mon, I want to knock!::Right Door Knocker: MM-MM!
Left Door Knocker: Huh. Doesn't want his ring back in his mouth, eh? Can't say I blame him.::[Sarah holds the Right Door Knocker's nose so that he has to open his mouth; she stuffs the ring back in and knocks; the door opens]::Sarah: Sorry.::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] That's all right, I'm used to it.
Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.::Hoggle: Y-you will?::Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench! [laughs]
Hoggle: What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?::Sarah: Do what? You mean rescue you?::Hoggle: No! You kissed me!
Fiery 1: Hey! Hey! Her head don't come off!::Sarah: Of course it doesn't!::Fiery 2: Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that?::Fiery 3: Hey, man! I know what we can do! Take off her head! Ha-ha!
Sarah: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything to himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had be particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help!::Goblin: [inside the closet] Listen!::Sarah: "Say your right words," the goblins said, "and we'll take the baby to the castle, and you will be free!" But the girl knew, that the Goblin King would keep the baby in his castle for ever and ever and ever, and turn it into a goblin! And so the girl suffered in silence. Until one day, when she was tired from a day of housework, and she was hurt by the harsh words of her stepmother, and she could no longer stand it...
Sarah: I can bear it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be take this child of mine far away from me!::Goblin: That's not it! Where did she get that rubbish? It doesn't even start with "I wish!"
Labyrinth (1986)
Actors
Plot
Young Sarah is left home alone by her parents and she has to babysit her little brother Toby. But the baby keeps crying and Sarah, while telling him a story to make him sleep, inadvertently conjures from a fantasy world the Goblin King who steals the child and brings him to his castle in the middle of a labyrinth. Sarah has to rescue him before midnight, or the baby will became a goblin...
Keywords: 1980s, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, baby, babysitter, bad-smell, beast, betrayal, bog, bravery, candle
Genres
Taglines:
Where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems.
A' mazing tale of never-ending fantasy.
Where anything is possible.
Jim Henson, George Lucas and David Bowie take you into a dazzling world of fantasy and adventure.
Quotes:
Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... [thunder rumbles] For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. [pulls the Labyrinth book out of her pocket] I can never remember that line. [reads] You have no power over me.
The Hat: Eh. Huh? How's that for brainpower, eh?::The Wiseman: Be quiet! So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Ah, nuts.::The Wiseman: So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Heh, will you listen to this crap!::The Wiseman: Will you please... be... QUIET! Okay?::The Hat: All right!::The Wiseman: All right?::The Hat: Okay, okay!
Left Door Knocker: It's very rude to stare!::Sarah: Oh! I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] It's no good asking him, he's deaf as a post!::Left Door Knocker: Don't talk with your mouth full!::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] I'm not talking with my mouth full, I...::Sarah: Wait, wait, I can't understand you. [she takes the ring out of his mouth]::Right Door Knocker: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.::Sarah: What were you saying?::Right Door Knocker: I said, it's no good talking to him, he's deaf as a post.::Left Door Knocker: Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!::Right Door Knocker: You can talk, all you do is moan!::Left Door Knocker: No good! Can't hear you!::Sarah: What's behind these doors?::Left Door Knocker: WHAT?::Right Door Knocker: Search me. We're just the knockers! [laughs]::Sarah: Oh. [she goes to the left door, pushes on it] How do I get through?::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: Knock, and the door will open!::Sarah: Oh.::Ludo: [with the ring in his mouth] Hmmph?::Sarah: [amused] Ludo! [she takes the ring from Ludo, holds it out to the Right Door Knocker]::Right Door Knocker: Hey! I don't want that thing back in my mouth!::Sarah: C'mon, I want to knock!::Right Door Knocker: MM-MM!
Left Door Knocker: Huh. Doesn't want his ring back in his mouth, eh? Can't say I blame him.::[Sarah holds the Right Door Knocker's nose so that he has to open his mouth; she stuffs the ring back in and knocks; the door opens]::Sarah: Sorry.::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] That's all right, I'm used to it.
Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.::Hoggle: Y-you will?::Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench! [laughs]
Hoggle: What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?::Sarah: Do what? You mean rescue you?::Hoggle: No! You kissed me!
Fiery 1: Hey! Hey! Her head don't come off!::Sarah: Of course it doesn't!::Fiery 2: Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that?::Fiery 3: Hey, man! I know what we can do! Take off her head! Ha-ha!
Sarah: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything to himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had be particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help!::Goblin: [inside the closet] Listen!::Sarah: "Say your right words," the goblins said, "and we'll take the baby to the castle, and you will be free!" But the girl knew, that the Goblin King would keep the baby in his castle for ever and ever and ever, and turn it into a goblin! And so the girl suffered in silence. Until one day, when she was tired from a day of housework, and she was hurt by the harsh words of her stepmother, and she could no longer stand it...
Sarah: I can bear it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be take this child of mine far away from me!::Goblin: That's not it! Where did she get that rubbish? It doesn't even start with "I wish!"
Labyrinth (1986)
Actors
Plot
Young Sarah is left home alone by her parents and she has to babysit her little brother Toby. But the baby keeps crying and Sarah, while telling him a story to make him sleep, inadvertently conjures from a fantasy world the Goblin King who steals the child and brings him to his castle in the middle of a labyrinth. Sarah has to rescue him before midnight, or the baby will became a goblin...
Keywords: 1980s, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, baby, babysitter, bad-smell, beast, betrayal, bog, bravery, candle
Genres
Taglines:
Where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems.
A' mazing tale of never-ending fantasy.
Where anything is possible.
Jim Henson, George Lucas and David Bowie take you into a dazzling world of fantasy and adventure.
Quotes:
Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... [thunder rumbles] For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. [pulls the Labyrinth book out of her pocket] I can never remember that line. [reads] You have no power over me.
The Hat: Eh. Huh? How's that for brainpower, eh?::The Wiseman: Be quiet! So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Ah, nuts.::The Wiseman: So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Heh, will you listen to this crap!::The Wiseman: Will you please... be... QUIET! Okay?::The Hat: All right!::The Wiseman: All right?::The Hat: Okay, okay!
Left Door Knocker: It's very rude to stare!::Sarah: Oh! I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] It's no good asking him, he's deaf as a post!::Left Door Knocker: Don't talk with your mouth full!::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] I'm not talking with my mouth full, I...::Sarah: Wait, wait, I can't understand you. [she takes the ring out of his mouth]::Right Door Knocker: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.::Sarah: What were you saying?::Right Door Knocker: I said, it's no good talking to him, he's deaf as a post.::Left Door Knocker: Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!::Right Door Knocker: You can talk, all you do is moan!::Left Door Knocker: No good! Can't hear you!::Sarah: What's behind these doors?::Left Door Knocker: WHAT?::Right Door Knocker: Search me. We're just the knockers! [laughs]::Sarah: Oh. [she goes to the left door, pushes on it] How do I get through?::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: Knock, and the door will open!::Sarah: Oh.::Ludo: [with the ring in his mouth] Hmmph?::Sarah: [amused] Ludo! [she takes the ring from Ludo, holds it out to the Right Door Knocker]::Right Door Knocker: Hey! I don't want that thing back in my mouth!::Sarah: C'mon, I want to knock!::Right Door Knocker: MM-MM!
Left Door Knocker: Huh. Doesn't want his ring back in his mouth, eh? Can't say I blame him.::[Sarah holds the Right Door Knocker's nose so that he has to open his mouth; she stuffs the ring back in and knocks; the door opens]::Sarah: Sorry.::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] That's all right, I'm used to it.
Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.::Hoggle: Y-you will?::Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench! [laughs]
Hoggle: What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?::Sarah: Do what? You mean rescue you?::Hoggle: No! You kissed me!
Fiery 1: Hey! Hey! Her head don't come off!::Sarah: Of course it doesn't!::Fiery 2: Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that?::Fiery 3: Hey, man! I know what we can do! Take off her head! Ha-ha!
Sarah: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything to himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had be particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help!::Goblin: [inside the closet] Listen!::Sarah: "Say your right words," the goblins said, "and we'll take the baby to the castle, and you will be free!" But the girl knew, that the Goblin King would keep the baby in his castle for ever and ever and ever, and turn it into a goblin! And so the girl suffered in silence. Until one day, when she was tired from a day of housework, and she was hurt by the harsh words of her stepmother, and she could no longer stand it...
Sarah: I can bear it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be take this child of mine far away from me!::Goblin: That's not it! Where did she get that rubbish? It doesn't even start with "I wish!"
