TripTank (2012)

Actors

• Scott Aukerman (actor)
• Mario Batali (actor)
• Tommy Blacha (actor)
• Tommy Blacha (actor)
• Wyatt Cenac (actor)
• Wyatt Cenac (actor)
• Larry David (actor)
• Xeth Feinberg (actor)
• Larry Flynt (actor)
• Zach Galifianakis (actor)
• Jon Glaser (actor)
• Kyle Kinane (actor)
• Kyle Kinane (actor)
• David Koechner (actor)
• Dave Attell (actor)

Genres

• Animation

Chillerama (2011)

Actors

• Joon Ahl (actor)
• Jamey Anthony (actor)
• David Baits (actor)
• Stuart Barrett (actor)
• Steven Barton (actor)
• Owen Benjamin (actor)
• Timothy A. Bennett (actor)
• Darren Billam (actor)
• Pat Billam (actor)
• Paul Blake (actor)
• AJ Bowen (actor)
• Edward Brennan (actor)
• Josh Brodis (actor)
• Keith Burton (actor)
• Ed Ackerman (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Horror
• Musical
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

Drive in. Freak out.
The Ultimate Midnight Movie.
Drive In- Freak Out

Quotes:

Peggy Lou: More to life than us? [Ricky stares at some guys] Ricky Patrick O'Reilly your doing it again!::Ricky: Doing what?::Peggy Lou: Your looking away!

Cecil Kaufman: Get your Undead Dicks... outta my Drive-In!

Adolf Hitler: Here. Write depressing stuff in this as if the little girl wrote it. We'll sell it after the war and make millions.

Adolf Hitler: Boba Fett!

Fernando Phagabeefy: "As I was saying, my name is Fernando Phagabeefy, internationally known and respected film maker. The visionary mastermind behind such notorious cinematic works as 'The Cunting Death', 'Salo 2: The Next Day', and of course, 'Rosemary's Picnic Table'.

It's a Long Ride Home (2009)

Actors

• Bobby Alltop (actor)
• Nick Lee (actor)
• Jade Tailor (actress)
• Andrew Gordon (producer)
• Kevin Porter (producer)
• Kevin Porter (producer)
• Down Theory (composer)
• Kevin Porter (director)
• Nicole Essen (editor)

Genres

• Drama
• Romance
• Short

Taglines:

It's a long ride home...

Table for Three (2009)

Actors

• Donn Angelos (actor)
• Jack Axelrod (actor)
• Jesse Bradford (actor)
• Michael Cornacchia (actor)
• Johnny Galecki (actor)
• Geoffrey Gould (actor)
• Andrew Graves (actor)
• Dan Harper (actor)
• Neil Jackson (actor)
• Mat Lageman (actor)
• Benee Leavy (actor)
• Coleman McClary (actor)
• William Mendieta (actor)
• Martin Pierron (actor)
• Ed Ackerman (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

Never Trust a Perfect Couple

Quotes:

Ryan: Friends don't let friends talk to exes drunk.

Mary: Scott! We have a contract.::Ryan: Don't make me put a Breathalyzer on that phone.

Leslie: I can't say I love being called Les.::Mary: I know what you're saying there. I can't stand it when people call me Mar. It's, like, what am I? Am I a horse? Am I some kind of horse? Like a pony?

Scott: You guys are shit-faced.::Ryan: [drunk] How dare... you.::Mary: That is silly. I am sober as a fucking judge.

Mary: God damn it, Scott! No one wants to see it work out between you and Leslie more than Ryan and I. You are screwing it up!::Scott: What am I screwing up?::Ryan: You asked her to move in after two dates.::Mary: Two!::Ryan: Come on, man! Couldn't scare her away any faster if you told her if you were a Nazi sympathizer who's into fondling puppy balls!::Mary: Or a chronic masturbater!

[Mary grabs Ryan's groin]::Scott: Mary, come on!::Mary: Come on, what? Want me to act like it's no big deal that my man's at half-mast? It is a big deal!::Scott: We're just having some guy time, all right? He'll just keep it in his pants.::Ryan: [high-pitch voice] Uh-huh.::Scott: I promise.::Ryan: And, um, if it's any consolation as you can see, I am completely flaccid now.::Scott: We all are, Ryan. We all are.

Mary: [referring to Bar Patron] You have to get rid of him. He is trying to get into my pants!::Scott: So? He's not going to. It's not like you're tempted to sleep with him or anything.::Mary: I'm tempted to fuck his brains out. I'd fuck him, I fuck that guy, I'd fuck the guy doing air-guitaring back there. I can fuck everybody I can see right now 'cause I just want the chance to be with somebody else. This is the reason I cannot be trusted without Ryan around me at all times. Just once I want to be with another guy without Ryan in the room. Can you understand that? I'm sick of fucking the same person over and over and over and over again!

BackPage (2008)

Actors

• Ryan Barbe (actor)
• Rob Bosquez (actor)
• Richard Branum (actor)
• Joe Brown (actor)
• Cliff Clemons (actor)
• Joshua Cox (actor)
• Adam Dapkus (actor)
• Jesse Davis (actor)
• Glenn Franklin (actor)
• John Gaonzales (actor)
• Jeremy Inman (actor)
• Ryan Isbell (actor)
• Ella Johnson (actor)
• Hugh Richard Massey III (actor)
• Jeremy Ballew (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005)

Actors

• Tom Arntzen (actor)
• Tom Arntzen (actor)
• Dennis Arriola (actor)
• Ross Atley (actor)
• Scott Augustine (actor)
• James Bearden (actor)
• Jamie Bishton (actor)
• Jonathan Bruce (actor)
• Christian Campbell (actor)
• Tseng Chang (actor)
• Robert Clarke (actor)
• Alan Cumming (actor)
• Alan Cumming (actor)
• Alan Cumming (actor)
• Michael Antonakos (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Musical

Taglines:

The feel-good event of the year!

Quotes:

Sally DeBains: So, how tall are you, Jimmy?::Jimmy: Five feet, nine inches.::Sally DeBains: Let's forget the five feet and concentrate on the nine inches.

Jack Stone: Quit squawkin'. You got more static than the radio.

Mary Lane: I think I've been shot! [collapses, Sally screams]::Sally DeBains: She fell down!

Mary Lane: Say, is this a fraternity sweater? Is Jimmy hanging out with college boys?::Ralph Wiley: Why, yes, yes, he is. We at Phi Beta Cannabis were so taken with Jimmy, we decided to pledge him... early... while he's still in high school... to avoid the rush.::Mary Lane: Well, that's the bee's knees! Wait 'til that Suzy Mayberry hears about this!::Ralph Wiley: Let's celebrate... with a smoke!::Mary Lane: Hold on! This isn't that reefer I've read about, is it?::Ralph Wiley: Oh, no, of course not. This is a special cigarette. All the rage with the college girls... in Paris.::Mary Lane: Paris?::Ralph Wiley: Oh, yes.::Mary Lane: Well, if I'm going to be dating a fraternity man...::[Ralph shoves a reefer stick in her mouth]

FDR: A little orphan girl once told me that the sun would come out tomorrow. Her adopted father was a powerful billionaire so I suppressed the urge to laugh in her face, but now, by gum, I think she may have been on to something!

[last lines]::Parents: It's time for parents to take a stand / For the preservation of this great land / 'Till the things that scare us are burned or banned, / Or smashed to smithereens! / And once the reefer has been destroyed, / We'll start on Darwin and Sigmund Freud, / And sex depicted on celluloid, / And communists and queens!::Lecturer: When danger's near, exploit their fear!::Parents: The end will justify the means!

[Ralph, hallucinating, opens a closet door and sees Satan sodomizing Mary]::Mary Lane: Remember me, Ralph? I've been sent to hell! A pubescent edition of Jezebel. It hurts a lot to bend! But, at least, I've made a friend.::Ralph Wiley: Shut up!::Satan: You murdered her, Ralph!::Mary Lane: Murdered me!::Ralph Wiley: Murdered you!::Jimmy: Murdered me!::Ralph Wiley: Murdered them!::Jack Stone: [to Mae] What's eating him?::Ralph Wiley: Jack! I saw Satan! And the kid. And Satan! And the girl. And *Satan*!

Jimmy: Mary Jane, oh Mary Jane. You conquered me like Charlemagne.

Sally DeBains: Yes, I'm waiting for your business in this carnal carnivale. Take a one-way ticket to the Bacchanal. So come on Jimmy, come on give me, *reefer love*!

Jimmy Harper: There's blood on my hands, and mud on my name. My id threw a party and everyone came. My innocence ravished, my virtue devoured, I can't count the strangers with whom I have showered!

Hallow's End (2003)

Actors

• Scott Barrett (actor)
• John F. Beach (actor)
• Joseph Brentlinger (actor)
• Lenny Buskey (actor)
• David Carter (actor)
• Stephanie Chambers (actor)
• Stephen Cloud (actor)
• John Cronin (actor)
• Jim Dunn (actor)
• Ned Foster (actor)
• Terry Gamble (actor)
• Chris Garcia (actor)
• Richard Greenwood Jr. (actor)
• Travis Helton (actor)
• Brandon Baker (actor)

Genres

• Horror

Taglines:

Where shadows come alive!

Quotes:

Dan: Go fuck yourself, Heidi.::Heidi: No, Dan, fuck you!

Pumpkin Jack: Best damn pumpkin you'll ever see!

Pervirella (1997)

Actors

• Demented Ant (actor)
• Richard Appleby (actor)
• Ian 'Damage' Ballard (actor)
• Brian Belle-Fortune (actor)
• Charlie Bellingham (actor)
• Baron Bits (actor)
• Robert Black (actor)
• Paul Blinding (actor)
• Matt Brain (actor)
• Matt Brain (actor)
• Bruce Brand (actor)
• Bubsi (actor)
• Steve Buxom (actor)
• Alex Chandon (actor)
• Stephen Allen (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy

Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)

Actors

• David Burton (actor)
• Ossie Davis (actor)
• Brian Esteban (actor)
• Tommy Franco (actor)
• Antoni Gatti (actor)
• Guillermo Guzman (actor)
• Tom Hanks (actor)
• Dan Hedaya (actor)
• Jack E. Herman (actor)
• Jim Hudson (actor)
• Nathan Lane (actor)
• Sidney S. Liufau (actor)
• Barry McGovern (actor)
• Jon Conrad Pochron (actor)
• Lloyd Bridges (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

An Average Joe. An Adventurous Comedy.
A story of love, lava and burning desire.

Quotes:

[Joe and Marshall are both wearing Armani tuxedos]::Joe Banks: Feel like I'm getting married.::Marshall: I feel like I'm giving you away.

Marshall: What kinda clothes do you got now?::Joe Banks: Well, I got the kinda clothes I'm wearing.::Marshall: So you got no clothes.

Patricia: You mean you were diagnosed with something called a brain cloud and didn't ask for a second opinion?

Dr. Ellison: And what did you do in the fire department?::Joe Banks: Well... I put out fires.

Dr. Ellison: You have some time left, Mr. Banks. You have some life left. My advice to you is: live it well.

Joe Banks: I've never been to L.A. before.::Angelica: What do you think?::Joe Banks: It looks fake. I like it!

Joe Banks: So I'm not sick? Except for this terminal disease?

Mr. Waturi: I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?

Mr. Waturi: But can he do the job. I know he can get the job but can he DO the job? I'm NOT arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with YOU. I'm not ARGUING that with you. I'm not ARGUING that with you Harry! Harry... Harry... Yeah Harry... but can he DO the job. I know he can GET the job but can he do the job?

Joe Banks: You look terrible, Mr. Waturi. You look like a bag of shit stuffed in a cheap suit. Not that anyone could look good under these zombie lights. I, I, I, I can feel them sucking the juice out of my eyeball. Suck, suck, suck, SUCK... [makes a sucking noise] For 300 bucks a week, that's the news. For 300 bucks a week, I've lived in this sink, this used rubber.::Mr. Waturi: You watch it, mister! There's a woman here!::Joe Banks: [shouting] Don't you think I know that, Frank? Don't you think I am aware there is a woman here? I can smell her, like, like a flower. I can taste her, like sugar on my tongue. When I'm 20 feet away I can hear the fabric of her dress when she moves in her chair!

Swing Out, Sweet Land (1970)

Actors

• Dan Blocker (actor)
• Roscoe Lee Browne (actor)
• George Burns (actor)
• Owen Bush (actor)
• Glen Campbell (actor)
• Johnny Cash (actor)
• Roy Clark (actor)
• Bing Crosby (actor)
• The Doodletown Pipers (actor)
• Edward Faulkner (actor)
• Lorne Greene (actor)
• Harry Hickox (actor)
• Bob Hope (actor)
• Kay E. Kuter (actor)
• Jack Benny (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• History
• Music