Micki + Maude (1984)

Actors

• Steven Ameche (actor)
• André the Giant (actor)
• Jack 'Wildman' Armstrong (actor)
• Billy Beck (actor)
• Paul Bright (actor)
• Ed Call (actor)
• Chief Jay Strongbow (actor)
• Nick Coddington (actor)
• George Coe (actor)
• Ryan Conklin (actor)
• Sean Conklin (actor)
• Sam Cupae (actor)
• Joe Davis (actor)
• Philippe Denham (actor)
• Jamie Abbott (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

Micki was the only woman he ever wanted to marry. Until he met Maude. So, he did what any honorable man would do. He married them both.

Quotes:

Maude Salinger: [during labor] I'm fine, except for some incredibly painful spasms which let me know that there IS a God, and He's a sexist pig!

Rob Salinger: I don't want to divorce, Micki, I just want to marry Maude.::Leo Brody: You can't have your cake and eat it too.::Rob Salinger: I've been with her for ten years. I can't give them up just like that. And it's have your cake and eat it too.::Leo Brody: What do you mean?::Rob Salinger: To have your cake, anyone can do. To eat it and still have some left, that's the trick.::Leo Brody: Eat your cake, have your cake, who cares? You're about to get a plate of sauteed brains thrown into your face, your entire career is the toilet, and you're correcting my grammar?

Nurse Mary Verbeck: [in the scrub room before Micki's surgery] They know.::Dr. Elliot Fibel: They know what? Who?::Nurse Mary Verbeck: The Salingers. They know I worship your body like a French cathedral.::Dr. Elliot Fibel: I don't care who knows, Mary. You're my woman and I'm your man!::Dr. Elliot Fibel: [they kiss passionately] Never the less, if they can keep a secret, ha ha, so can I. [they kiss again]

Maid of Honor: [after catching the bouquet at Rob and Maude's wedding] I guess I'm next.::Leo Brody: Oh, I don't think he has the time. [speaking of Rob]

Micki Salinger: [during labor] I'll need a phone.::Admissions clerk: A phone in the labor room?::Micki Salinger: Yes, and I don't suppose I could have a stenographer in the labor room?

Rob Salinger: Come on, Micki, just one child. A small one.

Leo Brody: [to Rob] Oh, my God. You look like someone just took out all your blood and replaced it with milk.

Rob Salinger: Will you marry me?

Nurse Mary Verbeck: [telling a spaced out Micki about Rob's infidelity] I have some bad news, Mrs. Salinger. Dr. Fibel and I... how shall I put this. Dr. Fibel and I...::Micki Salinger: It's okay, I know.::Nurse Mary Verbeck: You do?::Micki Salinger: Yes.::Nurse Mary Verbeck: And you don't mind?::Micki Salinger: Why should I mind?::Nurse Mary Verbeck: Frankly, I'm shocked.::Micki Salinger: What am I supposed to do cancel surgery because my doctor's having an affair with his nurse?::Nurse Mary Verbeck: What?::Micki Salinger: [laughing hysterically] You're having an affair with Dr. Fibel.::Nurse Mary Verbeck: What on earth are you talking about? I'm not that kind of woman and neither is Dr. Fibel.::Rob Salinger: [Nurse Verbeck leaves the room in a huff and Rob steps in to find Micki laughing away] Micki, Micki, is everything all right in here?::Micki Salinger: Oh, Rob, did you noticed that Nurse Verbeck is just a little bit menopausal?

Rob Salinger: [the morning after sleeping with Maude] God, I'm so hungover, my head feels like a tuning fork.