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The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137
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For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video While other media outlets bring you news as it happens, only the Onion News Network has the power to br...
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The Onion Reviews 'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire'
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- Updated: 21 Nov 2013
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The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire' in this week's Film Standard
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The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire' in this week's Film Standard
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- published: 21 Nov 2013
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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
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- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay...
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The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay...
- published: 13 Feb 2012
- views: 1230783
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The Onion Looks Back At 'The Wizard Of Oz'
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- Updated: 18 Aug 2013
For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Ronsenthal examines 'The Wizard of Oz' in this week's Film Standard S...
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For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Ronsenthal examines 'The Wizard of Oz' in this week's Film Standard S...
- published: 17 Jun 2013
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The Onion Movie (Unrated)
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The Onion Movie brings you uncensored, uninhibited, UNRATED news and views from around the world. In a stunning development, when Onion News anchorman Norm Archer (Len Cariou) is asked to compromise his journalistic integrity to please a new corporate sponsor, he doesn't just get mad, he gets...angry. Taking aim at pop stars, prisoners, peace talks and, of course, high-testosterone action films, The Onion Movie delivers hard-hitting headlines—and side-s.
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The Onion Movie brings you uncensored, uninhibited, UNRATED news and views from around the world. In a stunning development, when Onion News anchorman Norm Archer (Len Cariou) is asked to compromise his journalistic integrity to please a new corporate sponsor, he doesn't just get mad, he gets...angry. Taking aim at pop stars, prisoners, peace talks and, of course, high-testosterone action films, The Onion Movie delivers hard-hitting headlines—and side-s.
- published: 27 Feb 2013
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The Onion Reviews 'Gravity'
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The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Gravity' in this week's Film Standard.
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The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Gravity' in this week's Film Standard.
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- published: 03 Oct 2013
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Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought - Onion Talks - Ep. 6
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- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
The world's most successful companies know that social media is a powerful marketing tool, and Cameron Hughes knows how to make social marketing even more ef...
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The world's most successful companies know that social media is a powerful marketing tool, and Cameron Hughes knows how to make social marketing even more ef...
- published: 21 Nov 2012
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The Onion's Tips For Succeeding As A Woman In The Workplace
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- Updated: 18 Nov 2013
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For women starting a new job, it can be difficult to navigate a male-dominated office environment. Here are The Onion's tips for succeeding as a woman in the workplace.
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- published: 18 Nov 2013
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The Onion's Tips For Last Minute Holiday Shopping
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Christmas is almost here, but it's still not too late to buy gifts for your loved ones. Here are The Onion's tips for last minute holiday shopping.
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Christmas is almost here, but it's still not too late to buy gifts for your loved ones. Here are The Onion's tips for last minute holiday shopping.
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- published: 24 Dec 2013
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The Onion Looks Back At 'It's A Wonderful Life'
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The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at the holiday classic 'It's A Wonderful Life' in this week's Film Standard.
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- published: 23 Dec 2013
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The Onion's Tips For Decorating A Christmas Tree
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- Updated: 12 Dec 2013
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The holiday season is already here, but your new Christmas tree still doesn't quite have that festive look. Here are The Onion's tips for decorating your Christmas tree.
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The holiday season is already here, but your new Christmas tree still doesn't quite have that festive look. Here are The Onion's tips for decorating your Christmas tree.
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- published: 12 Dec 2013
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New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick
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- published: 02 Jul 2013
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The Onion Reviews 'The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug'
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The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug' in this week's Film Standard
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The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug' in this week's Film Standard
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- published: 12 Dec 2013
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A Recap Of This Week's Royal Baby Coverage
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- Updated: 11 Aug 2013
The Royal baby speaks his first words, an unambitious loser with a happy, fulfilling life still lives in his hometown, and a pool owner has a bathing suit th...
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The Royal baby speaks his first words, an unambitious loser with a happy, fulfilling life still lives in his hometown, and a pool owner has a bathing suit th...
- published: 26 Jul 2013
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HP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About'
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HP announced they're making a new push into cloud computing and that they totally know what that is. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA ...
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HP announced they're making a new push into cloud computing and that they totally know what that is. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA ...
- published: 29 Jul 2012
- views: 146528
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Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
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- Updated: 14 Aug 2013
Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down. More coverage at:...
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Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down. More coverage at:...
- published: 05 Feb 2008
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Sex House - Meet The Nymphos - Ep. 1
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- Updated: 18 Aug 2013
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- published: 12 Jul 2012
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The Onion Looks Back At 'Jaws'
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- Updated: 20 Sep 2013
The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at the 1975 thriller 'Jaws' in this week's Film Standard.
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The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at the 1975 thriller 'Jaws' in this week's Film Standard.
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- published: 20 Sep 2013
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How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him
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Today Now! dating expert Rebeccah Rachel shares tips for getting the attention of that cute guy who's thrusting his erection inside of you.
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Today Now! dating expert Rebeccah Rachel shares tips for getting the attention of that cute guy who's thrusting his erection inside of you.
- published: 13 Apr 2011
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Onion Year In Review
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- Updated: 13 Dec 2013
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Gorilla sales skyrocketed following the latest gorilla attack, Nelson Mandela became the first politician to be missed, and the Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage saying "Sure, who cares?" The Onion looks back at the news stories that shaped 2013.
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Gorilla sales skyrocketed following the latest gorilla attack, Nelson Mandela became the first politician to be missed, and the Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage saying "Sure, who cares?" The Onion looks back at the news stories that shaped 2013.
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- published: 13 Dec 2013
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The Onion Reviews 'Lee Daniels' The Butler'
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- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Lee Daniels' The Butler' in this week's Film Standard For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/vi...
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The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Lee Daniels' The Butler' in this week's Film Standard For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/vi...
- published: 16 Aug 2013
- views: 19388
- author: The Onion
Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth's Geography
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Apple is working hard to move streets, buildings, and natural features of the Earth itself to be consistent with their heavily criticized Maps software. Subs...
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Apple is working hard to move streets, buildings, and natural features of the Earth itself to be consistent with their heavily criticized Maps software. Subs...
- published: 28 Dec 2012
- views: 333574
- author: The Onion
Onion News Network - Approaching Astroid Will End All Life On Earth In Just A Few Minutes
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- Updated: 17 Aug 2013
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- published: 29 Sep 2012
- views: 14444
- author: MrMovieSauce3
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People gather around the site of a car bombing in Hama province ... Jihadists battling rebels in northern Syria have sought to recover turf lost during nearly a week of fighting between them that has killed hundreds in the latest twist in the civil war ... And at least 45 rebels were killed when they tried to break an army siege in the central city of Homs ... The fighting has not stopped the main war with the regime....(size: 2.8Kb)
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10 Jan 2014
As previously reported by The Inquisitr, global warming has been getting the blame for the polar vortex, and this disagreement has America divided ... But some people are looking a hundred years back, all the way to 1911, in order to disprove any connection to the polar vortex. First of all, despite the meme saying otherwise, the sepia-toned photograph is of unknown date and origin....(size: 1.9Kb)
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10 Jan 2014
The United States has described as "provocative and potentially dangerous" new Chinese restrictions of foreign fishing vessels in disputed waters in the South China Sea ... It rejects territorial claims by the Philippines, Taiwan, Malaysia, Brunei and Vietnam. Jen Psaki, a spokeswoman for the US State Department, said on Thursday that China gave no justification under international law for the new restictions....(size: 1.9Kb)
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09 Jan 2014
BEIRUT (AP) — Al-Qaida is positioning itself as a vanguard defending the Sunni community against what it sees as persecution by Shiite-dominated governments across Syria, Lebanon and Iraq. As a result, a Syrian rebellion whose aim was the removal of President Bashar Assad is evolving into something both bigger and more ambiguous ... Gergez, director of the Middle East Center at the London School of Economics....(size: 8.1Kb)
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10 Jan 2014
BEIRUT — A car bomb detonated Thursday near a school in the central Syrian province of Hama, killing 18 people, according to the Syrian government and opposition sources. The bomb exploded outside the town of Salmiya, killing mostly women and children, the reports said. The state-run news agency SANA said the attack left dozens wounded and caused "very significant" property damage ... Be the first to comment! ... Photos of the Day....(size: 7.1Kb)
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20 Dec 2013
An article on the website for The Onion, a satire publication, mentioning Watertown in a story spoofing Taylor Swift's lengthy list of boyfriends has been seeing newfound fame as part of a year-end review series.<img width='1' height='1' src='http.//feeds.boston.com/c/35022/f/647080/s/350f61cc/sc/38/mf.gif' border='0'/><br ......(size: 3.5Kb)
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16 Dec 2013
Milwaukee developer Blair Williams said he’s been reading The Onion since its beginnings in Madison, and in the paper’s last print issue last week, he placed his first ad. Williams’ letter, run in a full-page ad in The Onion’s Dec ... Williams, when reached for comment for this blog, said he hasn’t run ads in the Onion in the past because print ads are not a very beneficial investment for his business ... Inside The Business Journal....(size: 7.2Kb)
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13 Dec 2013
The Onion printed its last paper copy on Thursday ... Now, we assume Fox News knows that <em>The Onion</em> is satire, but according to <a href=""http.//www.mediaite.com/online/foxnation-com-repurposes-anti-obama-article-from-the-onion-forgets-to-mention-its-a-joke/">Mediaite</a>," their website Fox Nation failed to mention that the story was fictional....(size: 9.4Kb)
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12 Dec 2013
Here is the cover of The Onion's final print edition. The satirical newspaper, begun 25 years ago in a Madison, Wisc ... SEE ALSO. The Christmas Songs Americans Are Now Listening To The Most ... The Onion ... Join The Discussion ... Submit the comment for Insider Status ... 'The Onion' Nailed It With Its Final Print Cover. 'The Onion' Nailed It With Its Final Print Cover. Here is the cover of The Onion's final print... The Brief More ... The Brief....(size: 8.1Kb)
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Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
12 Dec 2013
By of the Journal Sentinel. Madison — Tommy Thompson is teaming up with another former governor to help advocate for the nation's heartland in the halls of its Capitol ... Ben Nelson, a Democrat, are the co-chairmen of the fledgling , which is seeking to lobby for the easy-to-overlook region before Congress. . Dec ... By The Associated Press ... By The Associated Press ... By of the Journal Sentinel ... By of the Journal Sentinel....(size: 25.9Kb)
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Business Wire
11 Dec 2013
SANTA BARBARA, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Service Objects, the leading provider of real-time contact validation for businesses, today released a white paper entitled “Tor. The good. The bad. The anonymous. Finding the Balance of Anonymity.” The paper provides a user-friendly explanation of the complicated Tor network – giving readers a new understanding of what Tor is, how it works and how it can impact Internet users and online retailers....(size: 4.5Kb)
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Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
10 Dec 2013
Milwaukee band Kane Place Record Club will perform at a free goodbye party for the Onion's local print edition, A.V ... The A.V ... Dark times these, particularly for the local music scene, as all of the above were among the most vocal supporters of talented Milwaukee musicians ... And if you can't make it tonight, you can still bid adieu to the Onion and A.V. Club Milwaukee at on Thursday...the day of the last Onion print edition, ever....(size: 2.9Kb)
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Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
10 Dec 2013
One Wisconsin Now, a union funded and fact challenged nonprofit organization, choked on the rather large foot crammed in its mouth over the weekend ... It’s refreshing, at the very least, to see One Wisconsin Now (OWN) recognize that Mandela was a global leader for freedom because of his stance on voter rights ... But, the rate at which One Wisconsin Now cavalierly turns facts into fiction seems to rival only the mighty Onion....(size: 5.3Kb)
The Onion is an American news satire organization. It is an entertainment newspaper and a website featuring satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news, in addition to a non-satirical entertainment section known as The A.V. Club. It claims a national print circulation of 400,000 and says 61 percent of its web site readers are between 18 and 44 years old. Since 2007, the organization has been publishing satirical news audios and videos online, as the "Onion News Network". Web traffic on theonion.com amounts to some 7.5 million unique visitors per month.
The Onion's articles comment on current events, both real and fictional. It parodies such traditional newspaper features as editorials, man-on-the-street interviews, and stock quotes on a traditional newspaper layout with an AP-style editorial voice. Much of its humor depends on presenting everyday events as newsworthy and by playing on commonly used phrases, as in the headline "Drugs Win Drug War."
A second part of the newspaper is a non-satirical entertainment section called The A.V. Club that features interviews and reviews of various newly released media, as well as other weekly features. The print edition also contains restaurant reviews and previews of upcoming live entertainment specific to cities where a print edition is published. The online incarnation of The A.V. Club has its own domain, includes its own regular features, A.V. Club blogs and reader forums, and presents itself as a separate entity from The Onion itself.
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The onion (Allium cepa), which is also known as the bulb onion,common onion and garden onion,[citation needed] is the most widely cultivated species of the genus Allium. The genus Allium also contains a number of other species variously referred to as onions and cultivated for food, such as the Japanese bunching onion (A. fistulosum), Egyptian onion (A. ×proliferum), and Canada onion (A. canadense). The name "wild onion" is applied to a number of Allium species.
The vast majority of cultivars of A. cepa belong to the "common onion group" (A. cepa var. cepa) and are usually referred to simply as "onions". The Aggregatum Group of cultivars (A. cepa var. aggregatum) includes both shallots and potato onions.
Allium cepa is known exclusively in cultivation, but related wild species occur in Central Asia. The most closely related species include Allium vavilovii (Popov & Vved.) and Allium asarense (R.M. Fritsch & Matin) from Iran. However, Zohary and Hopf warn that "there are doubts whether the A. vavilovii collections tested represent genuine wild material or only feral derivatives of the crop."
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Lee Louis Daniels (born December 24, 1959) is an American actor, film producer, and director. He produced Monster's Ball and directed the film Precious, which received six Academy Award nominations, including Best Director; the film won two of the awards.
Daniels was born on Christmas Eve, 1959, in Philadelphia and attended Radnor High School. After graduating, Daniels attended Lindenwood University in St. Charles, Missouri. He began his career in entertainment as a casting director and manager after a chance meeting with a Hollywood producer, working on such projects as Under the Cherry Moon and Purple Rain. He continued managing talent, including several Academy Award nominees and winners. The documentary My Big Break features Daniels early in his career when he was managing actor Wes Bentley who starred as Ricky Fitts in American Beauty. In the documentary a dynamic Daniels animatedly comments on Bentley's reluctance to capitalize on his newfound celebrity status. Lee has a sister Joyce Daniels Fennell from Philadelphia. Daniels and Joyce's father, Officer William Daniels, is from West Philadelphia. When he arrived in Hollywood, Daniels first worked for a nursing agency, then created his own agency at age 21. He sold his agency for approx $2 million and went to work as a production assistant. Later, he realized he had not paid taxes on his income but paid them off in time.
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