The Girls Next Door

We call it a fantasy. They call it home.||If the girls next door to you looked this hot, you'd never leave home!

Cast

• Hugh M. Hefner
• Holly Madison
• Kendra Wilkinson
• Bridget Marquardt
• Mary O'Connor
• Keith Hefner
• Brian Olea
• Norma Maister
• Ray Anthony
• Patty Wilkinson
• Jonathan Baker
• Anastasia Case
• Colin Wilkinson
• Alison Waite
• Arny Freytag
• Cristal Camden
• Hank
• Kristina Shannon
• Karissa Shannon
• Judy Case
• Stacy Burke

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Meet the Girls
  Hugh Hefner's three girlfriends are introduced. The #1 girlfriend, who has been with Hef for three a...
• Episode 2: New Girls in Town
  Tiffany Fallon is honored as the 2005 Playmate of the Year in a luncheon at the Mansion. Later, futu...
• Episode 3: Happy Birthday, Kendra!
  Hef, the girls, and friends go to the Playboy Jazz Festival at the Hollywood Bowl. They go by motor ...
• Episode 4: What Happens in Vegas
  The girls get up at 4:30 a.m. so they can fly to Las Vegas for Playmate Carmella DeCesare's birthday...
• Episode 5: Fight Night
  Kendra: [about the mannequin being hot] Oh, damn, that's a mannequin....
• Episode 6: Operation Playmate
  The girls are participating in Operation Playmate, which sends cookies and pictures of Playmates to ...
• Episode 7: Just Shoot Me
  Holly Madison: I think Kendra's the worst hula-hooper, but only because I haven't given her my super...
• Episode 8: A Midsummer Night's Dream
  Bridget: The suspense is killing me!::Kendra: I know!::Holly Madison: I know! I feel like I'm gonna ...
• Episode 9: Under the Covers
  Kendra Wilkinson: Yeah, why don't they call it 96?::Hugh M. Hefner: That would be two people with th...
• Episode 10: Ghostbusted
  Holly Madison: [trying to think of an epitaph for Kendra's friend Destiny] PIC to VIP to RIP.::Kendr...
• Episode 11: Grape Expectations
  The title is a reference to 'Great Expectations', a novel by 'Charles Dickens' (qv)....
• Episode 12: I'll Take Manhattan
  Hef and the girls are taking a two-day trip to New York to do publicity for the Playboy issue featur...
• Episode 13: My Kind of Town
  The girls and Hef travel to Chicago to do more publicity for the girls' Playboy cover feature and to...
• Episode 14: Clue-less
  The title is a reference to the game "Clue" which is the theme of this episode....
• Episode 15: It's Vegas, Baby!
  Hef and the girls take a trip to Las Vegas to stay at the Palms, where a new Playboy-themed tower is...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Here's Looking at You, Hef
  Bridget Marquardt: When I was stripping, I realized it's one of my favorite things to do. Maybe anot...
• Episode 2: 80 Is the New 40
  It's the day of Hef's 80th birthday party. Holly has lunch with a group of Playmates from the 1970s,...
• Episode 3: Career Dazed
  Kendra Wilkinson: A guy wearing a thong is *wrong*, I mean, it rhymes for a reason....
• Episode 4: Mutiny on the Booty
  The title is a reference to the book 'Mutiny on the Bounty' by Charles Nordhoff and James Norman Hal...
• Episode 5: San Diego or Busts
  The girls and Hef are going to San Diego to show Hef where Kendra grew up. They travel to San Diego ...
• Episode 6: Heavy Petting
  Bridget: Wednesday is not very compliant with the bows I try to put in her hair. I think she's got a...
• Episode 7: Sleepwear Optional
  Geisha House - 6633 Hollywood Boulevard, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Episode 8: I See London, I See France
  In a continuation of Hef's eightieth birthday celebration, Hef, the girls and entourage take a two-w...
• Episode 9: When in Rome
  Hef and the girls continue to travel across Europe to celebrate his eightieth birthday. The group ch...
• Episode 10: Baby Talk
  USA...
• Episode 11: The 21 Club
  Hef tells Kendra that for her 21st birthday, he's sending her and her friends to the Palms Casino Re...
• Episode 12: Girls Will Be Ghouls
  Alexandria Hotel - 501 S. Spring Street, Downtown, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Episode 13: The Age of Aquarium
  The girls make a guest appearance on the "Loveline" radio show with Dr. Drew. Next, the 5-year anniv...
• Episode 14: Rabbit Season
  Playboy Mansion - 10236 Charing Cross Road, Holmby Hills, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Episode 15: We Can Work It Out
  Holly, Bridget, and Kendra plan to star in a workout video. The video producer and trainers come to ...
• Episode 16: Playboys After Dark
  The girls prepare to go with Hef for the opening of the Playboy Club at the Palms Resort and Casino ...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Snow Place Like Home
  It's Christmas at the Mansion and the staff works like elves to create a winter wonderland for Hef a...
• Episode 2: May the Horse Be with You
  The girls are invited to decorate a Star Wars-themed float for the Rose Parade. After a celebrity-fi...
• Episode 3: Let Them Eat Birthday Cake
  Holly: [driving golf cart around the block] Contrary to popular belief, I know how to drive....
• Episode 4: My Bare Lady
  Holly interns on a photo shoot for Playboy, mostly acting as a gopher. Bridget works with an editor ...
• Episode 5: Calendar Girls
  Playboy Mansion - 10236 Charing Cross Road, Holmby Hills, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Episode 6: Snowboarded
  Playboy Mansion - 10236 Charing Cross Road, Holmby Hills, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Episode 7: Hearts Afire
  Valentine's Day is approaching. Holly starts telling Hef's secretary Mary about her plans for her we...
• Episode 8: P.M.O. Why Not?
  Playboy Mansion - 10236 Charing Cross Road, Holmby Hills, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Episode 9: Family Affairs
  Kendra and Bridget spend time with their families while Holly stays at the mansion with Hef. Bridget...
• Episode 10: Home, Sweet Suite
  Hef and Holly discuss his upcoming birthday celebration in Las Vegas. The girls all buy new dresses ...
• Episode 11: Training Dazed
  Hef sponsors a screening of "Flesh and the Devil" starring Greta Garbo at the Orpheum Theater, which...
• Episode 12: Dangerous Curves
  Hef tells Kendra that she has the opportunity to drive in a celebrity charity grand prix race, and s...
• Episode 13: Surely, You Joust!
  Hugh M. Hefner: Holly, you're the only one dressed like a Disney princess. I feel like I'm in Shrek ...
• Episode 14: Guess Who's Coming to Luncheon?
  It's time for the 2007 Playmate of the Year luncheon, with Sara Jean Underwood as the honoree. Holly...
• Episode 15: Bedtime Stories: The Best of the Girls Next Door
  Playboy Mansion - 10236 Charing Cross Road, Holmby Hills, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Patriot Dames
  Holly is pleased when Hef offers her the use of a desk in his office. The 4th of July is approaching...
• Episode 2: Heavy Lifting
  The girls want to redecorate the mansion's gym and update the equipment. Although Hef rarely uses th...
• Episode 3: Half-Baked Alaska
  The girls are going to Alaska to see where Holly lived from when she was 2 years old to 12 years old...
• Episode 4: Unveilings
  Bridget takes a trapeze class and brings Kendra and two friends with her. While Bridget takes to the...
• Episode 5: There's Something About Mary O'Connor
  The girls play Monopoly with Hef using a customized set. Next, the girls go to the Playboy Golf Scra...
• Episode 6: The Full Monte Carlo
  The girls are invited by Prince Albert II of Monaco to attend the Monte Carlo Television Festival. B...
• Episode 7: Everyday Is Wednesday
  A charity event for a dog rescue organization is held at the Mansion. Afterwards, the variety of ani...
• Episode 8: Go West, Young Girl
  Holly has taken on the job of assistant photo editor/Playmate editor. She has invited four potential...
• Episode 9: Jamaican Me Crazy
  Holly's sister Stephanie is getting married, and Holly is the maid of honor. Stephanie is having a d...
• Episode 10: Wedding Belles
  In Jamaica, before Holly's sister Stephanie marries her fiancé Shane, the girls get massages and the...
• Episode 11: It's My Party and I'll Die If I Want To
  Because Bridget once had a successful birthday party with a murder mystery game, she plans to hold a...
• Episode 12: Surf's Up
  Bridget plans a party at the beach. She invites champion surfer Kelly Slater to teach herself and he...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: House Bunnies
  Hef shows the girls the movie "Madame X" (1966) which was filmed at the Mansion five years before Pl...
• Episode 2: Hot Chocolate
  The girls plan for Hef's 82nd birthday celebration in Las Vegas. Bridget arranges to train with Cirq...
• Episode 3: She Got Game
  The Playboy party during Super Bowl weekend in Arizona is coming up. Before that, though, Holly dire...
• Episode 4: Scream Test
  Halloween is approaching at the mansion. First, Bridget poses for artist Olivia, who plans a paintin...
• Episode 5: Change of Undress
  Holly talks about her plan to redecorate the Playmate house, also known as the Mapleton house, locat...
• Episode 6: Girl Crazy: Part 1
  Holly is in charge of finding the 55th Anniversary Playmate. She takes the responsibility seriously,...
• Episode 7: Girl Crazy: Part 2
  Holly, accompanied by Bridget and friends, continues her search for models to become the 55th Annive...
• Episode 8: Kentucky Fried
  Hef tells the girls that they are all invited to attend the Kentucky Derby and the Barnstable Brown ...
• Episode 9: Pleading the 55th: Part 1
  Holly and Hef have narrowed the candidates for 55th Anniversary Playmate to Crystal from Chicago, th...
• Episode 10: Pleading the 55th: Part 2
  Hef has decided that all the remaining candidates for 55th Anniversary Playmate will become Playmate...
• Episode 11: Catcher in the Raw
  Kendra tells Hef of her plan to organize a Playmate softball game. This will be one of the only even...
• Episode 12: Glued to Their Sets
  Holly, Bridget, and Kendra are planning a "Girls Next Door" book based on their lives at the Mansion...
• Episode 13: Kickin' Aspen
  Hef and the girls fly to Aspen, Colorado, to stay with his former girlfriend Barbi Benton. Barbi liv...
• Episode 14: Happy Birthday, Anastasia
  Bridget's sister Anastasia is about to turn 21, and the girls plan to take her on a road trip to cel...
• Episode 15: Tying the Naughty
  Bridal Bar - 624 N. Doheny Drive, West Hollywood, California, USA...
• Episode 16: Fangs for the Mammaries
  "The Telling," the horror movie for which Bridget is a producer, begins filming at the Mansion. At f...
• Episode 17: The Spa Who Loved Me
  Hef reads Holly a letter from Carri, a fan of the show who would like her daughter Morgan to be invi...
• Episode 18: The Big Easy Does It
  Bridget has the chance to do her radio show from New Orleans during Mardi Gras and invites Holly and...
• Episode 19: Scuba, Scuba, Do!
  Bridget is planning a series for the Travel Channel about beaches and needs to be certified to scuba...
• Episode 20: Third Time's the Charming
  Holly suggests to Bridget that they ask Hef if they can do a new set of pictorials for Playboy. They...
• Episode 21: Transitions: Part 1
  Keller Williams Westside, 10880 Wilshire Blvd., Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Episode 22: Transitions: Part 2
  USA:1 March 2009...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: Meet the New Girls
  Hef's new girlfriends introduce themselves. Crystal, from San Diego, is the new #1 girlfriend. Karis...
• Episode 2: Look Before You Peep
  The twins are already in Las Vegas to promote their Playboy centerfold. Hef, Crystal, Crystal's frie...
• Episode 3: The Wheel World
  After watching a video of a Mansion roller disco party from 1979, the girls decide to hold their own...
• Episode 4: The S'more the Merrier
  The girls disguise themselves as tourists and take a Hollywood bus tour. When the tour arrives at th...
• Episode 5: Uncover Girls
  After seeing the test shots taken of many potential Playmates, Crystal decides that she also wants t...
• Episode 6: Ciao Time
  The girls attend an event celebrating Playboy's 55th anniversary and Dasha Astafieva, the 55th anniv...
• Episode 7: Charity Begins at Holmby
  Bridget comes back to the Mansion because she is organizing a fashion show for an animal rescue char...
• Episode 8: Stay Tuned
  The girls, other Playmates, and Hef appear in a commercial for "Guitar Hero 5" filmed at the Mansion...
• Episode 9: The Showering Inferno
  Playboy Mansion - 10236 Charing Cross Road, Holmby Hills, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Episode 10: Deja View
  Kress - 6608 Hollywood Boulevard, Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Season
• Episode : The Bunny House
  After Playmate candidate Claire Sinclair's photo session, she is invited to the Bunny House (adjacen...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• The Girls Next Door - Punky Brüster
• The Girls Next Door - Punky Bruster

Welcome boys and to the rock and roll high school
Lesson #1 us where to put your tongue
Lesson #2 is what you do with your tool
And watch the fringe benefits come second to none!
Graduates from the old rock and roll high school
Pretend they're still rebellious with a video pose
The uneducated spew some lame political view
And the punks will look like hunks in their endorsement clothes!
So hey, let's rock, and put out a little corporate schlock!
To play, just get the call, then keep your eye on the friggin' ball
'Cause that's all... that's all!
Listen boys and girls to the rock and roll motto
It's fun to spend your money, just take it from me
And don't cry "foul" for us admitting this cash cow
The "revolution" is a capitalist industry!
So, hey, let's rock, and talk a little corporate talk!
I say, you'll never fall, when your face is pressed against the wall!
If what it takes to rock, is to suck a little corporate cock
Well, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door!
If what it takes to score, is to be a corporate whore
We're already there!
(Mid section) Come on out to the Brüster spend-a-long
Buy a T-shirt and it'll make you feel like you're part of an elite clique
While directly paying for our advertising!
Hey hey! We passed, now everyone can kiss our ass!!!
And we'll appeal to a need
Where one never used to be
'Cause what it takes to rock is to suck some corporate cock
So, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door!
And what it takes to score, is to be a corporate whore
So, hey Borivoj, we'll be the girls next door!
So, hey Monte Conner, we'll be the girls next door!
So, hey Pepsi-Cola, we'll be the girls next door!
So, hey Cliff Cultreri, we'll be the girls next door!!!

Welcome boys and to the rock and roll high school
Lesson #1 us where to put your tongue
Lesson #2 is what you do with your tool
And watch the fringe benefits come second to none!
Graduates from the old rock and roll high school
Pretend they're still rebellious with a video pose
The uneducated spew some lame political view
And the punks will look like hunks in their endorsement
clothes!
So hey, let's rock, and put out a little corporate
schlock!
To play, just get the call, then keep your eye on the
friggin' ball
'Cause that's all... that's all!
Listen boys and girls to the rock and roll motto
It's fun to spend your money, just take it from me
And don't cry "foul" for us admitting this cash cow
The "revolution" is a capitalist industry!
So, hey, let's rock, and talk a little corporate talk!
I say, you'll never fall, when your face is pressed
against the wall!
If what it takes to rock, is to suck a little corporate
cock
Well, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door!
If what it takes to score, is to be a corporate whore
We're already there!
(Mid section) Come on out to the Brüster spend-a-long
Buy a T-shirt and it'll make you feel like you're part
of an elite clique
While directly paying for our advertising!
Hey hey! We passed, now everyone can kiss our ass!!!
And we'll appeal to a need
Where one never used to be
'Cause what it takes to rock is to suck some corporate
cock
So, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door!
And what it takes to score, is to be a corporate whore
So, hey Borivoj, we'll be the girls next door!
So, hey Monte Conner, we'll be the girls next door!
So, hey Pepsi-Cola, we'll be the girls next door!