Noi yee sil nui (2008)

Actors

• Fai-hung Chan (actor)
• Ronald Cheng (actor)
• Sze-kwan Cheng (actor)
• Tien You Chui (actor)
• Clifton Ko (actor)
• Wing-kuen Luk (actor)
• Andy On (actor)
• Cho-lam Wong (actor)
• You-Nam Wong (actor)
• J.J. Jia (actress)
• Hoi-Shan Lai (actress)
• Man-kwan Lee (actress)
• Gigi Leung (actress)
• Mik-suet Lo (actress)
• Janice Man (actress)

Genres

• Comedy

Dee, Jack Filmography

• Respect: A Felix Dexter Special
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Big Fat Quiz of the 80s
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Contestant
• National Television Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The British Comedy Awards 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• QI Genesis
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Huge
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Channel 4's Comedy Gala
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Chris Tarrant: A Comedy Roast
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sharon Osbourne: A Comedy Roast
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Fry and Laurie Reunited
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bruce Forsyth: A Comedy Roast
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comic Relief: The Apprentice
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comic Relief 2009
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Morecambe and Wise: The Show What Paul Merton Did
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Happy Birthday Brucie!
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hitler: The Comedy Years
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Big Fat Anniversary Quiz
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Contestant
• 100 Greatest Stand-Ups
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• All the Best from Denis Norden
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jack Dee Up Close
  2007, role: actor
• The Last Drop
  2006, role: actor , character name: Warren
• Short Order
  2005, role: actor , character name: Harry
• Comic Aid
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Comic Relief: Red Nose Night Live 05
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Quiet Assassin
  2005, role: actor , character name: The Boss
• Have I Got News for You: The Best of the Guest Presenters - Volume 2
  2005, role: actor , character name: Guest Presenter
• Jack Dee Live Again
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sock
  2005, role: actor , character name: Stan
• Spivs
  2004, role: actor , character name: Nigel
• The Deputy
  2004, role: actor , character name: Stephen Sharples MP
• Essential Poems for Christmas
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Reader
• Tunnel of Love
  2004, role: actor , character name: Roy
• Bob Monkhouse: A BAFTA Tribute
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Britain's Best Sitcom
  2004, role: actor , character name: Celebrity Advocate
• The British Comedy Awards 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Comic Relief 2003: The Big Hair Do
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The British Comedy Awards 2003
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Billy Connolly: A BAFTA Tribute
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jack Dee: Live at the Apollo
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jack Dee: Live at the Apollo
  2002, role: writer
• Londinium
  2001, role: actor , character name: Glen
• We Know Where You Live
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Trust Me, I'm a Celebrity
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Happy Hour
  2000, role: writer
• Full Mountie
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Don't Panic! The Dad's Army Story
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Full Mountie
  2000, role: writer
• Jack Dee Live in London
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Nearly Complete and Utter History of Everything
  1999, role: actor , character name: Dr. Barber
• The Nearly Complete and Utter History of Everything
  1999, role: actor , character name: Marriage Guidance Counsellor

Dee, Jack Filmography

• Sodomania 36: Up Your Ass
  2001, role: actor

Dees, Jack Filmography

• Ten Violent Women
  1982, role: actor , character name: Jewelry Store Guard
• Alex Joseph and His Wives
  1976, role: actor , character name: Gensing Buyer

Famous quotes by Jack Dee:

"I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers."

"One of my friends went on a murder weekend... now he is doing life for it."

"The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest."

"The film industry is like Anne Robinson - always on the look-out for a new face."

"I spent the first 25 years of my life not knowing what I wanted to do."

"I'm not really part of any group or clique or gang because that's always been my nature."

"I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second."

"I have had issues with depression all my life, and it's probably true to say there was a tendency towards it even when I was very young, during my schooldays. There was often - and this is quite common with comics - a sense of not feeling as if I belonged anywhere."

"If I'm pushed, I'd also have to admit I don't like people with allergies. They just annoy me. There seems to be something far too self-centred about it. 'No thanks, I'm allergic.' Why not just say 'No thanks'? I wasn't asking for your medical history, I was just passing around the nuts. Trying to be friendly, that's all."

"Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other."

"I took religion much too seriously, however, and its overall effect was depressing. I would have really liked to discard it, but somehow I couldn't."

"Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and you try to explain it to someone else and end up saying, 'You had to be there.'"

"And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling."

"But I like going to church. If you've been brought up in the Church of England, it feels like visiting an elderly relative. And I think it's important that part of the kids' education is knowing about the Bible."

"The book is called 'Thanks for Nothing' and it's really the story of how I got into comedy and traces back every strand in my life that is relevant to that story. It's kind of an autobiography but isn't, as it stops about 25 years ago. It goes right up to the first time I do stand up."

"In particular, I found praying very disturbing, like swimming with bricks tied to your feet. And yet I was drawn to it constantly."

"Well, I don't ever get excited. I haven't been excited since I got a Chopper bicycle when I was about 12. Once you get older you realise there's always a catch to everything. So when I get, say, a commission to make a TV show, the catch is that you have to deliver something and then the sense of responsibility overwhelms the joy of the occasion."

"It's something that has informed quite a lot of my comedy - that idea of someone who is always trying to get in there with the right crowd, always trying to be a certain type of person and never managing it."

"If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me."

"I think it is more a cautiousness that protects me from enthusiasm about things. I tend not to get excited. People perceive it as a scowl, which is fair enough."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Reform - Jake Hook
• Snowglobe - Jake Hook
• Break This Down - Jack & Joy

You hit the ground 3000 miles too fast and you break
You fall into rivers of tears and you ache
And you hold onto the brink and you fall, you sink, it laughs and you think
I’m ok!
Well if I’m ok
Why do I break?
And If I fall will I reform?
And If I fall will I reform?
So you pick yourself up and they laugh
And you dust yourself down to reveal scars
and you hold on to the hope that wings will come to fix you
But it’s too late
And If I’m Ok?
Why does she break?
If I fall will I reform?
If I fall will I reform?
3000 miles and no one saves you
Please don’t drown in your own tears
And I will try to save you
If you’d only try and save me
When you fall, you will reform
When you fall

Someone once said silence was golden
His one was Black and White
He took the time to check in
He did not see me
A day in the life
A day in the life
Someone once said, she'd cry no more tears
But that just turned out to be a lie
She carries a knife into the bathroom
She does not see me
When you're living behind glass
When you're living behind glass
A day in the life, of a man who carries a gun to the street
A day in the life, of a girl who cries those tears, no one will ever hear
A day in the life, of a woman who carries her unborn child in her arms
A day in the life, of a man, who looks like him, who talks like her, who thinks like me
A Day in the life of a woman, walking against the crowd
Afraid to raise her voice up and be proud
They take the time to conceal her
And she does not see me
She has a soul that longs to be free
When you're living behind glass
When you're living behind glass
A day in the life, of a man who carries a gun to the street
A day in the life, of a girl who cries those tears, no one will ever hear
A day in the life, of a woman who carries her unborn child in her arms

I used to say I need your love
I used to pray, pray, pray to up above
That you would stay another day
Now watch me walk, walk, walk the other way cause
I don't you anymore I don't need you now, need you now
I'm about to break this down I don't want you anymore
I don't wanna play those games that you loved to play, loved to play
I'm about to break this down, break this down, down, down,
Break this down, break this down, down, down,
Break this down, down, down, break this down,
Break this down, break this down, down, down,
You used to care, you wanted me
But soon yourself was all you see
I gave you love I gave you time
I gave you all, all, all that was mine, that was mine, now
I don't you anymore I don't need you now, need you now
I'm about to break this down I don't want you anymore
I don't wanna play those games that you loved to play, loved to play
I'm about to break this down, break this down, down, down,
Break this down, break this down, down, down,
Break this down, down, down, break this down,
Break this down, break this down, down, down,
I got to break, break this down, down, down,
Break this down, break this down, down, down,
I got to break, break this down, down, down,
I used to say I need your love
That you would stay another day
Now watch me walk, walk, walk the other way cause
I don't you anymore I don't need you now, need you now
I'm about to break this down I don't want you anymore
I don't wanna play those games that you loved to play, loved to play
I'm about to break this down, break this down, down, down,
Break this down, break this down, down, down,
Break this down, down, down, break this down,
Break this down, break this down, down, down,
I got to break, break this down, down, down,
Break this down, break this down, down, down,
I gave you all, I don't want you
Hate me more, I don't need you
Hate me more, I don't want you
Hate me more, no no no, I don't want you