I took a trip in my mind I turned water into wine in the sunshine
I took a trip far away from the troubles of this maniac day
Oh I breathed in the air and I swear I didn't care about tomorrow
It was good it was better than good it's where I wanted to stay
And if you know what I'm saying I'm saying I just don't know a damn thing
And I think that one day that that's what I will truly believe
Till then I go alone like I do everyday in my own special way
Taking this life that I lead way to seriously
I took a trip in my mind I turned water into wine in the sunshine
I took a trip far away from the trouble's of this maniac day
Oh I breathed in the air and I swear I didn't care about tomorrow
It was good it was better than good it's where I wanted to stay
And if you know what I'm saying I'm saying I just don't know the answer
And I think that one day that that's what I will truly believe
Till then I go alone like I do everyday in my own special way
You got me barkin' at your front door
you got me runnin' wild like a little child
you made me crazy, you made me creep
humiliate me, way down deep
you make me cry, you make me sigh
you even make me wonder why
I'd fall for you baby
I 'll cling to you, I 'll never give up, never give up
Time baby, gimme time
I'm running wild running out of time
Come on, don't tease me any longer
let me know if you think it's love
oh I know, I let it show
relaese your love and let it grow
you should be told it doesn't hurt
to show your feelings, to hugh and to flirt
say it baby, say what's on your lips
I ain't gonna wait around now
For you to come back down then try to fly away
And watch the angels drag you back down to the ground
Ain't gonna work it out ain't gonna sit back baby
And watch the pieces fall you're black and blue honey and I can
See it all
All your angels can't save you now
All you've loved is wasted
Baby you can't tell me now how
Your gonna figure out some way to make the world fade down
Everything you've known is wasted
Baby better watch your back now
Now you ain't got no one on your side now and it's a
Long lonely ride to nowhere
I'm gonna pack it up now
I'm gonna get the fuck out and you can tell the whole town
That I'm just a loser baby
You can spread your lies thin now
You can tell e'm anything I don't mind
Vampirella
Baby let me tell
Vampirella let me tell ya
I'm the fella that you're looking for
Vampirella
Baby let me tell
Vampirella let me tell ya
I'm the fella that you're looking for
Baby I've seen you out at night looking good outta sight all right
Goddamn that red bikini that you wears tight might bite if that's alright
Baby I know that your daddy's Dracula don't mean to mack you though
I really think you'll find me cooler than blackula and that's miracula
If you catch my vernacular I'll pull out my spatula on ya
So baby what will you do
You ain't got nothing to lose
Kick of those high heeled shoes
I was free form finger fucking Frieda
Late one fiery Friday night
My hands were getting lazy
But I was driving Frieda crazy
So I free form fucked her till the morning light
I was basically bombing Betty's butthole
In the backseat of her daddy's big black Benz
I was huffin and a moanin
She was snortin and a groanin
And I fucked that freaked out freshmen to a frenz
I was eating Edna's extra enchiladas
Easily the best I've ever had
They were creamy and delicious
And I would've licked her dishes
But we were rudely interrupted by her dad
I like pudding I like cheese
I like your momma on her knees
I like cake and candycorn
Your daddy watches kiddieporn
I like pudding I like cheese
I say welcome thanks and please
I like springtime I like fall
I like coming when you call
I was lickin linda's lovely little lemons
While we were lollygagging lying by the lake
I told her they were zesty
And she got a little testy
So she whipped me up a see ya later shake
I was sixtynining sexy Sarah Sandler
When she went ahead and broke her magic spell
I was out in outer space
When she farted in my face
And my god I thought and died and gone to hell
I was teething Traci's tiny suntanned titties
While she was doing something crazy with my nuts
I said baby where're you going
She said boy you'll soon be knowing
Then she plunked her pudgy pinky in my butt
I like ice cold lemonade
I like coke and gatorade
I like frying in the sun
I like having too much fun
I like having sex with mom
Because that woman's quite the bomb
I like playing with my balls
Shudokahn at the budokahn
Flippin burgers down at wendy's trying to get my groove on
My sphincter's clenched up tight
Your looks only wet my appetite
Realized I was vaporized
Headed out the door I like to think I'm specialized in
Pleasures what you give you give it good too
My buddy Mr. muddy not that kung fu
And that genetic quite frenetic
Alley oops down at the clinic
Riddic Bo ain't got the glow he got the show right
Ain't sweatin ho's I'm getting rows up in the spotlight
So baby believe me when I say we're gonna take it to the top this ain't no orville redenbocker more like a pan of jiffy pop
I can't be stopped but I can slow it down and give you what you need
You know I'm built for comfort not for speed
Caramel groove hotel
If you got a lot of money you might go to hell
I got a magic proposition from the mission
Kickin back and checkin out that x-ray vision
Jamilicious it was so delicious just grant me all I thinks I want and I will do the dishes
I'm burly in a hurry I ain't no klingon
You haunt me if you want me well then bring on that
Genetic quite frenetic
Alley oops down at the clinic
Riddic Bo ain't got the glow he got the show right
Ain't sweatin ho's I'm getting rows up in the spotlight
So baby believe me when I say we're gonna take it to the top this ain't no Orville Redenbacher more like a pan of jiffy pop
I can't be stopped but I can slow it down and give you what you need
You know I'm built for comfort not for speed
Gatorade was the mistake I made while I was traveling round the country trying to get the music played because I grabbed the wrong bottle with the urine
Took a big thick chug and got my cure on
The rollercoaster with the holly ghosta burnt up all the toast on the coast like we's s'posed ta
Give ya little something for the back up
Mama got the cornbread
Daddy got the sauce
Daddy wear the pants
But mamma she's the boss
Daddy be up playing with the black cat bone
Leaving poor mama at home all alone
Daddy didn't know it but ol' mama had a plan
She didn't take no shit she got a backdoor man
Backdoor lover come around at night
When mama's daddy out drinking make her feel allright
Giving mama somethin her old daddy never could
I know i came home late last evening
And my excuses you weren't believing
But baby i love you you know that's the truth
So let me step inside your telephone booth of love
And don't be so stingy with your pingy
Baby tonight
Don't be so snappy with your pappy
Baby do me right
I guess you got a little bit uneasy
When i show up last night slightly greasy
And now your telling me that you will not please me
Baby don't tease me believe me i need thee don't leave me
Don't be so stingy with your pingy
Baby tonight
Don't get so loco with that vocal
Baby do me right
My lies are ineffectual cause you're so damn intellectual
I need a coorectional inspectional can't you see you're so infectual
Your so damn animated i don't care if you're contaminated
I've done all the math honey and all my figures have been recalculated
Don't be so stingy with your pingy
Baby tonight
Don't be so shitty show some pity
Don't get so uptight
Don't be so stickler with your pickler
You know that ain't right
Don't be so stingy with your pingy
Another dream soaked day floats by
High and rolling through the world I fly
Fly up to you to watch the wind blow down
The gates that hold you to the ground
And it's sticky here this mess
Made of ghosts and worse I guess
You seem to never mind the game
But everyday is just the same
But I want this day to take me
Somewhere far away
I just want this day to take me
Far from this head of mine
Full of love and day old wine
Something, anything, nothing, not a thing
You rule the world and I'm intoxicated
Tremble fall revolve spin around
Here we go watch it drag you down
Slip slide inside the magic maze
Swallowed whole in stranger ways
Transformed warm blue red & green
Nightmares riding through the steam
Transfixed and vapid yet I still
Fight again against my will
Fade away the misery's bound plane
Blessings given then gone again
Let us go let's leave tonight
If I could run I would allright
So we settle for less than the given cost
Searching for answers but the lesson's learned lost
Reclaims its prize then floats away
I know you've got boyfriends
Baby I've seen them
I know you don't care about
Anybody but yourself
But that doesn't matter to me
Cause I'm the same way too
Maybe we can find some middleground
And maybe that might do
Cause I ain't like them boys on oprah I've read the karmasutra
Let me show you what a real man like me can do for ya
Damnit Janet
I'm the man from the planet
Planet "making you feel so good"
Like you would if you could we'd be rocking it all night
Like you would if you could we'd be rocking it all night
Like you would if you could we'd be rocking it all night long
I know you've got problems
Baby you've told me
But everybody's got problems
I've got problems too
And it doesn't matter to me
What anybody thinks or says
About the two of us baby
That's none of my damn business
I know you've got your mind made up
Baby you've said so (and I'll never understand)
But I've got my mind made up and (you say you need a good friend)
Baby I want to see you (not just another man)
It doesn't matter to me (well baby I can see that)
Where tomorrow'll find us at (and baby I can see you too)
I ain't no nostradamus bay (maybe we can find some middleground)
Holy Macaroni and the Stutter Jive King
Used to run Chicago doing the gangster thing
They'd keep that Smith and Wesson in the pocket of their pants
And it weren't nobody's business if the kid don't dance
Now back then living in the hot seat, it was furtive, fast and fun
You'd better save up all your bullets 'cause everybody had a gun
You hardly had to use it but you never really knew
What the other guy around the corner was gonna do
Now Holy Macaroni'd hang out at the Crazy Horse
He'd keep a buck knife in the freezer for emergencies of course
He'd say you'd better drink them now boys
Before they throw you in the slammer and keep an eye out for your baby 'Cause she's about to pull the hammer
Ooh, boys, there they go, crazy legs and all
Better watch yourself 'cause the sky's about to fall
And when you get done running, you can come back here
I'll be back in Charlottesville, I'll be the man of the year
The Stutter Jive got twenty but Macaroni never talked
And Mary shot her husband but she paid the man and walked
And somehow we all seemed to make it through without a scratch
And if that seems too good to be true, well, there's probably a catch
Well, I was swinging on the Edison and making out with Sue
And I was hanging out with Studs and Roman Shepherd and the crew
Well, bullets started flying and everybody hit the floor
And now the last thing I remember is coppers flying through the door
Well, Sally Sue, she bought it but everybody's gotta go
So I figured it be best if I skipped down to Mexico
Tequila and Terrazas and them Mariachi bands
And three months in San Pellegrino and we're off again
Heard about a bank job from this cat named Lenny Bones
Three mill in the bag, a five way split and we were home
So I figured what the hell you gotta go with what you get
But only me and Lenny made it back but brother we were set
Now the Holy Macaroni was a million dollar flake
Ended up in Folsom but the file was in the cake
Me and angel, we've been running ever since that day
I'M GOING TO THE H.E.B.!
Yes! Yes, yes yall and you don't stop
When I'm at the H.E.B.
I like to buy my groceries
I like to walk up & down the isles
And check out all the food products
Sometime I spend a long time
Reading the product information
I'm always curious to know
Just how exactly much saturated fat is in...
I'M GOING TO THE H.E.B.!
When I'm at the H.E.B.
Sometimes I see an ex-girlfriend
Or some girl that I had sex with
A long time ago
She'll say how you doin' and I'll say how you doin'
And then we'll exchange numbers
And I'll say that I'll call her but I never do
And then a couple years later I'll see her at the H.E.B
I'M GOING TO THE H.E.B.!
Yes, yes yall and you don't stop
Keep it on, keep on rockin' the body rock
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes yall
H.E.B.!
H.E.B. for ever!
Yo man lets go kick it
H.E.B. style baby
Yes, yes yall and you don't stop
Ohh, yeah
Yeah!
I'm goin to the H.E.B.!
Ahh!
Yes, yes yall and you don't stop
Keep on
Keep rockin' that H.E.B. rock
Boyee!
Oww, Yes!
Check it 1, 2
4.99 for some bread and flowers bitch
Gotta get myself a really shitty movie
Oww, Yes!
C'mon, C'mon
Bring it on baby
Onion, potatoe, garden-hose
Aaah! Yes
Oh yes! Yes, yes
I'M GOING TO THE H.E.B.!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
24 hours a day, 365 days a year
Lit by over 25, 000 fluorescent light bulbs baby
That's a lot of Vitamin D bitch!
Hahahahahaha
No! Aaah, haha
Get on it, get on it, get on it
Aaah! hahaha
Yes! Yes, yes and you don't stop
Keep it on!
No, I cannot find a place to park my car
So much merchandise, so little time.
Ohh!
I met a woman down in Mexico
Sweet as sugar with a heart made of stone
We drank tequila by the light of the moon
I didn't know that she would be my ruin
She said she knew about the voodoo ways
And could make me love her till the end of my days
She lit a candle then she took my hand
And in the street I heard the mariachi band
She tried to say she was the last of her kind
She started to change I nearly lost my mind
When she said that I'd be her honeybee
I realized she had put a spell on me
I looked around and my eyes grew wider then
I realized I was inside her spider den
Caught in her web I never had a chance
When she did her tarantula dance
You say its too fantastic that it cannot be true
But I say that can happen and it can happen to you
One minute you'll be thinking that everything's fine
The next thing you know well you're there with your heart on the line
There she goes
There in the moonlight
Under the stars
Tarantula
Throughout the night I heard her call my name
Me like the moth drawn to the falme
Me in her spell with her magic ways
She made the minutes stretch into days
Me with her there and her lips on mine
I felt our bodies then our souls entwine
I tried to run but I never had a chance
When she did her tarantula dance
When I awoke she had slipped away
I haven't seen her since that day
And now I search every where I go
For that young woman from down in Mexico
I hear stories and the tales they tell
Of a girl who breaks hearts with magic spells
They say she uses potions and evil chants
Suzie likes to walk the moon down on the ocean
She likes to sing the birds to sleep in the trees
& when they're asleep and tucked in and all out of sight
Suzie got to samba just cause it's Saturday night
Suzie got dreams they're made out of neon and glitter
She travels the world in her mind in a big limousine
When she returns form her travels and filled with delight
Suzie got to samba just 'cause it's Saturday night.
She got to samba
There in the moonlight
Round & round & round & round
She will twirl
When she sambas
There in the moonlight
Suzie doesn't seem to have a care in the world
Suzie's always got a long ride back from the city
Where she lives all alone in a one room palace
She thinks that one day well she thinks that she'll meet Mr. Right
When I see your head I see money
I see a whole lot of money to be made
When I see your head I see the sun shining
On a million little people drinking lemonade
Sell your head sell your head sell your head
And make some money
Sell your head you could be rich rich rich
Sell your head and move out on the ocean
Sell your head and get right out of the sticks
When I see your head I see tigers
I see tigers in the jungle dancing in the trees
When I see your head I see California
I see coconuts and reindeer and honeybees
Sell your head sell your head sell your head
And make some money
Sell your head you could be rich rich rich
Sell your head and move out on the ocean
Sell your head and you won't have to bitch bitch bitch
You always worry way too much
You're always trying to do your best
Why don't you take a load off
And give your shoulders a rest
And sell your head
When I see your head I see a rainbow
A see a big fat rainbow and a pot of gold
When I see your head I see sun shining
Cruising down the highway in a winebago
Sell your head sell your head sell your head
At first you were unwanted you were disgusting and snarly
You were terribly unwieldy you were stinky you were gnarly
You acted like a baby and you acted like a brat
I could never figure out just were your head was at
I thought you might be crazy yeah I thought you might be stupid
But I got a little drunk one night and ended up with cupid's
Arrow in my heart and now I find
That I really just don't mind
'Cause you're so fresh and you're so fine
You're the one I've got to make mine
You used to drive by my house baby always after dark
And you used to wake my parents when the dogs would start to bark
I used to see you hanging with those girls I couldn't stand
And I used to think to myself she must think that she's high demand
But baby that was long ago before I saw you as you are
Before you ever took the keys and totally fucked up my new car
But baby over time I've come to find
That I really just don't mind
'Cause you're so fresh and you're so fine
You're the one I've got to make mine
You used be a big shot you know they used to say
That you were cold as ice and half as nice cause of the games you used to play
You used to have a reputation baby it wasn't very good
They used to talk about you baby all the time down in the hood
They used to say you'd take a man and eat him up and spit him out
But baby these were things I never saw and only heard about
And over time I've come to find
That I really just don't mind
'Cause you're so fresh and you're so fine
Woman
I'm in love in you
My love is deep
My love is true
To you, woman, I'm in love
Your hair's so soft
Your eyes are blue
Your skin is warm
And I'll be true to you
Woman, I'm in love with you
You came to me in a dream, I'm sure
You gave your love, you gave much more to me
Woman
Will you marry me?
Do you take this woman
To be your lawful wedded wife
To love and to cherish
And in sickness and in health
Till death do you part?
I do.
Till death us do part (6x)
What's that you just said to me
You didn't love me like this yesterday
Woman
I don't understand
And what's that you did say to me
I guess this love is just more to me
Woman
You're annoying me
Yeah, you're sitting on your arse in your dirty clothes
You're looking a mess, you're picking your nose
Woman
You're a fucking mess
Your tits are big but your brains are small
Sometimes I wonder you got any brains at all
Woman
Ah stuff yourself
Well fuck you, fuck you
Don't you tell me what to do
Woman
Ah fuck off
I've got my deed, I've married you
What did I do to deserve you?
Woman
Why me?
Woman
Woman
Woman
Woman
Woman
There was a time when I loved you
There was a time you loved me too
There was a time we were both feeling good
Now I don't know what to do
You're letting me go and that is new
Maybe you know what I've been going through
Always been by your side
It's always been you and I
Always been till the day we die
Tell me about it honey
Tell me if you can
I been really worried
But I would understand
Tell me about it baby
Tell me if you can
I'd be really crazy
to let you go again
Once in a while I feel like this
Once in a while it's in your kiss
Once in a while I can feel what I miss
So why don't you try to say it loud
Why don't you try to shout it out
Why don't you try telling me all your doubts
Always been by your side
It's always been you and I
Always been till the day we die
Tell me about it honey
Tell me if you can
I been really worried
But I would understand
Tell me about it baby
Tell me if you can
I'd be really crazy
To let you go again.... and again
Tell me about it...
Once in a while I don't feel that fine
I've got this feeling that they call the blues
I know it's time to call the hot line
I'm begging Candy, give me the news
I said shake shake shake your hips
You know that I'm nearly dying
I said break break break my ribs
And run your fingers down my spine
(CHORUS) Baby it's time to run outta line
Gimme a sign that the next move is mine
Baby it's time! Run outta line!
Cimme you sign by the phone line baby!
When I was blue it was a quarter to twoAnd then I started to run out of dimes
Baby come fast I said, before I blast
She said hold it right there just draw the blinds
I said shake shake, don't you brake
You know it would almost be a crime
I said break break what a quake!
Can I take you from behind
You know this is my sign to run outta
line
Gimme a sign that the next move is
mine
Baby it's time! Run outta line
Gimme your sign by the phone line
baby!
Telephone line!
Touch my spine
On my sign
Baby I'm dying
By the telephone line
This is my sign to run outta line
You can be mine all of the time
Touch my spine, on my sign, baby I'm dying by the
You drive around in a brand new Mercedes
While you're living in a shack
And I've heard you're buying drinks for the ladies
While the barman runs a tab
And I don't think a suit and tie
Can cover where you come from
Maybe if you play it sly
But the people aren't that dumb
So you work another week
Cuz the future's looking bleak
Have to satisfy this greed
So if your boss is passing by
Try to take him by surprise
Ask a raise before he dies
It's getting hard to keep on pretending
Just for the sake of looking flash
After all there's no happy ending
I wonder where you'd get the cash
Monday mornin' is a dive
Another weekend bit the dust
You'll exceed your credit line
And that car will turn to rust
So you work another week
Cuz the future's looking bleak
Have to satisfy this greed
So if your boss is passing by
Try to take him by surprise
Ask a raise before he dies
Can't afford to be too late
Cuz the bills have to be paid
Got to keep up your charade
So you work all hours God sends
Pay the loan sharks pay the rent
Tv dinner and tv news
Leather jackets and cowboy boots
Cut your hair, wear a suit
Get an ulcer, eat fast food
Keep on running 'cause you're always late
Move up the ladder, don't you hesitate
(CHORUS) Life's a rollercoaster (x4)
Diet coke and plastic meat
The latest soap on satellite teevee
D.i.v.o.r.c.e.
Maybe me, maybe you
B.M.W. or a brand new van
Drive a Merc or a MercedesBenz
(CHORUS)
I got news for you
You should know there's no use for you
People won't feel bad
If you should drop dead
When you're driving round in a brand
new car
And suddenly the traffic lights are red
And your girlfriend says she's late
And the things she says go straight into
your head
But you don't just want to lose control
And your hands are on the wheel but
they just sweat
So your baby tries to calm you down
And she tries to point it out you should
be glad
(BRIDGE) Don't you try to hide
Maybe you'll just have to bide
'Ain't it time you fight
Tell me, who's wrong or right?
'Ain't no time to whine
Tell me, what you got in mind?
Take a good look deep inside
With your eyes open wide
(CHORUS) Roll 'em over! Struttin' down your street
Roll 'em over! From your head down to your feet
Roll 'em over! Sometimes you're a mess
Roll 'em over! Sometimes you're the best
There are times when you could killyourselfYou could hit yourself with a
hammer
on your head
All your friends are gone but life goes
Even though you know you ripped it all
to shreds
With your amp on ten, Strat in your
hand
And everything you play still sounds so
With your voice so softly whining
Your guitar so gently slidin', you forget
(BRIDGE)
Standin' by the store at a quarter to eight
Just before opening time
I look at my reflection gotta lose some weight
First I need a bottle of wine
Look at me now I got a smile on my face
And a brown paper bag in my hands
This is the way that I spend my days
The bottle is my best friend
I light a cigar as I walk to the bar
My head is killing me
I take breath and count to three
One for the road boy one for the road
I'm robbin' the liquor store
One for the road boy one for the road
I'm robbin' the liquor store
Jacky Jimmy Johnny I tasted them all
They're real good friends of mine
When we are together we're havin' a ball
We have ourselves a real good time
I light a cigar as I walk to the bar
My head is killing me
I take a breath and count to three
One for the road boy one for the road
I'm robbin' the liquor store
One for the road boy one for the road
I'm robbin' the liquor store
I noticed that I'm shaking like a leaf on a tree
It's nothing that a drink can't solve
I'm thinking of the person that I wanted to be
I told him not to get involved
I light a cigar as I walk to the bar
My head is killing me
I take a breath and count to tree
I got the shakes boy I got the shakes
I'm robbin' the liquor store
I got the shakes boy I got the shakes
They say Bill Wyman's got the blues
On MTV they call it news
They say he's just a rolling stone
When he's home he's all alone
When he's blue and feeling bad
You can read about it in a mag
When it's true or when it's sad
Every detail is in the mag
Read the magazine
They say that Elvis knew the score
They found him on the bathroom floor
Exposés come thick and fast
But nine day wonders ever last
When he's blue and feelin' bad
you can read about it in a mag
When it's true or when it's sad
Every detail is in the mag
Read the magazine
Gutter press will always leave you breathless
Super scandal guaranteed to stun
Just be warned it ain't for the nervous
Blame it on the media
They're only having fun
Been up all night
Tryin' so hard to kill the time
It seems the clock is running slow
I can't deny
The thought already crossed my mind
to write my final goodbye note
Try to watch the news without the sound
Light a cigarette
So now there's nothing going on in the world
There's nothing on my radio
So bye bye world
I'm all alone
Light my fuse I'm dynamite
Maybe I won't maybe I will
And if I don't
I'll remember how I tried
Feels like I'm paying without a bill
Sink another drink to forget
Have another smoke
Thinking my life is a mess, what a joke
And there's nothing on my radio
So bye bye world
Up, down, all around
Voices in my head I'm breaking down
I can't take it any longer
Black, white, can't decide
Need someone around to hold me tight
I think the feeling's getting stronger
Love, hate, can't think straight
It may be better if I wait
I guess that I'm afraid to go
Life, death, what is best
If this is life I'm not impressed
Maybe I have to take it slow
And there's nothing on my radio
So bye bye world
One day I was wondering
I didn't know what to do that day
I stared at myself in the mirror
I saw a Twentieth Century slave
There I was in my back room
There I was wondering why
Tomorrow I'll be earning wages
I won't be thinking about hews and whys
(CHORUS) Moneymaking
Is this the only purpose in life
Moneymaking
Well, I should be happy
And so should be my wife
I went back to the factory
Just like I do every day
I told the guys 'bout my problems
I told 'em I don't Wanda be no slave
Just as long as there's Fridays
Just as long as there's Saturdays
As long as they can drink their wages
Everything seems OK!
(CHORUS)
Sometimes I think I was chosen to carry
The worries of the world
What will be my destiny?
When will I break free?
Now hit me!
And tonight I will change it all
Tonight I'm gonna get myself free
But tonight will never come
We'll keep on living in slavery
One day I met Minnie Mouse
She said baby, let's play house
I said honey, I do more but
What if Mickey comes knocking on the door
She said honey, let's hit the sack
'Cause Mickey Mouse, he won't be back
She said baby I love your tail
And that so far is the end of the tale
The true story about Cinderella
Was that she broke up with another fellow
The same day we met at the dance
She didn't wait, she took her chance
Owee owee oah! What's wrong with you
Don't you like our menageatwo
Her ex asked as he took her hand
She said she always loved the singer in a rock n'roll band
Well keep on loving me honey
Like you did before
And if that Prince comes crawling
Just show him the door
(CHORUS) Let's have a party (x2)
You and me hand in hand
Wandering through sexy wonderland
Let's have a party right now!
I said beep beep I said beep beep beep
Did you hear the gossip about Snow White
It turned out to be she's a transvestite
And do you know the story 'bout Betty Boop
Well the people say she loves to do it in a group
(CHORUS)
Eenee, meemee, mince ma
Minnie Mouse in sterio
3, 6, 9,
Once upon a time
Cinderella drank a little wine
1,2,3,
Can't you see
The dirty little girl has a crush on me
I got my coffee and I got my coat
I turn the keys and I hit the road
It looks like rain and it's freezin' cold
Feels like headin' for the twilight zone
So keep on drivin'
Like I want to reach the moon
Keep on drivin'
In my tin cocoon
I hope I'll be home soon
I called you up just to hear your voice
Your lovin' words filled my heart with joy
I miss your touch and I miss the boys
Wish I was home but I got no choice
Gotta keep on drivin'
Like I want to reach the moon
Keep on drivin'
In my tin cocoon
I hope I'll be home soon
There's a flash and i'm in a spin
I heard a crash don't recall a thing
I see a face with a perfect skin
Saying I checked out, now I'm checkin' in
But I keep on drivin'
Like I want to reach the moon
Keep on drivin'
In my tin cocoon
I hope I'll be home soon
Into the void I glide
An angel by my side
Keep on drivin' (4x)
Someone cryin' at my tomb
Someone howlin' at the moon
Keep on drivin' in my tin cocoon
Keep on drivin' gonna be home soon
People say there's a cure for feeling lonely
People say all is fair in love and war
Some tender passionate love
Is really what you've been thinking of
A secret love affair
Let's see if you dare
I grew tired of all this waiting
Tired of playing solitaire
Hello lonesome
Hello there
Hello lonesome
Ain't we a pair
People say getting caught is worse than dying
Don't you know that I wouldn't even care
Been thinking 'bout it a lot
I really think I deserve a shot
Luck is the loser's revenge
Let's go ahead
I grew tired of all this waiting
Tired of playing solitaire
Hello lonesome
Hello there
Hello lonesome
How many times have I told you so
That you are so hard to forget
And how many times did I take the phone
And you were already in bed
Oh wow so hard to forget
Oh wow the love that we had
If only for once I could realise
This love is a thing of the past
If only for once I could see through eyes
That weren't so blind and so wet
I don't know how to justify
The things that soon will be said
And I know for sure that this love of mine
is steadily driving me mad
Oh wow so hard to forget
Oh wow the love that we had
So many times that I promised you
Never a tear would be shed
So many times that I dreamed about
The beautiful love that we had
Maybe the reason is obvious
Maybe it wasn't to be
Maybe the dream will belong to us
Or fade into our memories
Oh wow so hard to forget
I should have called you up
I shouldn't have left you by yourself
I should have you run you down
I should have let you have your way
I shouldn't have beaten you black and blue
That was the meanest thing to do
But you know you were teasing me
You were pushing me over the edge
(CHORUS) Still we are only halfway
home (x3)
But I'm not gonna change my point ofview
That will be the last thing that I do
I made mistakes, I was wrong
Even though my arguments were
strong
And I was walking on thin ice
Every step I took I thought twice
So if we don't meet again
I hope we can still be friends
I knew I couldn't face you right away
I was wrong but anyway
(CHORUS)
I'm waiting here by the phone booth
Trying to look up to the truth
And although it's freezing cold
This coin's too hot to hold
I just don't know what to say or do
Should I say I'm sorry, should I phone you?
(CHORUS)
Halfway home, halfway home...
Don't you know I tried to make it right with you
Well I should go after everything that we've been through
I had the time of my life
'till the day that my luck took a dive
But if only the strong will survive
Won't you stay with me
If it's time to let you go
Let me know tomorrow
Don't wanna hear I told you so
Don't you know we shouldn't keep the score
Of all the dirty tricks we've pulled before
Don't you know I couldn't anymore
Don't you I want you here to stay
Don't you know it matters anyway
Anyhow... Don't you know
I should have known I was chasing rainbows all the time
Well maybe so but I always had your heart in mind
You were the light of my life
'till that day that my luck took a dive
But if only the strong will survive
Won't you stay with me stay with me
If it's time to let you go
Let me know tomorrow
I don't wanna hear I told you so
Don't you know we shouldn't keep the score
Of all the dirty tricks we've pulled before
Don't you know I couldn't anymore
Don't you know I want you here to stay
Don't you know it matters anyway
I feel her presence
I've seen her shadow late at night
Heard her breathing
Sending shivers down my spine
Come the morning
It'll be alright
There must be demons
Playing voodoo tricks with my heart
There must be demons
Casting demon spells
Touch her fingers
Fragrant perfume fills the air
Her spirit lingers
I wake to find there's no one there
There must be demons
Playing voodoo tricks with my heart
There must be demons
Casting demon spells
If I'm dreaming
Draw the blinds and let me sleep
Tell ya something
Dreams are thoughts that run too deep
Frozen image
Secrets that we keep
There must be demons
Playing voodoo tricks with my heart
There must be demons
Lay on the grass beside me, crystal eyes
You know you hypnotize me with your crystal eyes
But I woke when I found out
About your tiny little lies
And I had to face the truth
Just in time you know
Before you made me blue
Comes a time you know
When I will take no more (x2)
So lay on the grass beside me, crystal eyes
You know you hypnotize me with your crystal eyes
Skintight jeans lying on the green
It's only me who sees your tears
And it's time, you know
That maybe I should go
Make up your mind, you know
Before you're on your own (x2)
Early morning beeping sound
Gulp down breakfast and I'm gone
Though I'm workin' hard all day
Maybe I'm just greedy
Maybe I'm just dumb
Maybe I'm just asking
For things that can't be done
(CHORUS) I ain't got no credit cards
That's why, I'm eating out my heart
Later in the afternoonStrollin' down the road
Buicks cruisin'up and down
Movin' smooth and slow
Fancy cars, fancy bars
Fancy limosines
All these people dine in places
I've never been
Some jerks drive a Chevy
With a blonde who can dismount
I break down in traffic
When there's no garage around
(CHORUS)
There's no justice anymore
Lets' sing this song for the poor
Let's get this show on the road
'Cause that'll be our only hold
What ya say now!
We shared a good laugh
We shared a tear or two
And they can't take that away
We shared the good times
We shared the bad times too
I know you want me to stay oh yeah!
(CHORUS) What can I say when the feeling's gone away
And I know that you will be better off without me
I just can't explain, it would only bring you pain
And I know that you'll be better off without me
Forget it honey, I wasn't all that true
Overnights stands, I had a few I didn't tell you,
I didn't want to make you blue
Scared as hell to face the truth oh yeah!
(CHORUS)
We could've made it
You know just me and you
But it makes me feel so safe
Like birds of passage
They go their own way too
That's exactly what I have to do
(CHORUS)
I couldn't tell you why
But you know our love died
It's time to say goodbye
I don't know if I can make you mine
I don't know for sure if love is blind
Have a heart girl, let me spoil you once for a day
You may be smart, you've got the brains
But I've got adrenaline in my veins
If you want to, I could try to make you stay
We can do things you like to do
Go see a play and a movie too
We could stop for a takeaway
And if you don't have fun
You could walk away
But if you do
You'll miss what I have to say
I said Tracy, come on Tracy
You could love me if you try
I wanna sleep with you tonight
I may be dumb, but then I ain't no troglodyte
Sometimes you make me wonder why
Sometimes I think it's do or die
Let me show you, why don't you give me a break
I see that you're having second thoughts
You look at the roses that I bought
I hear you sigh which means that you don't really know what to say
We can do things you like to do
Go see a play and a movie too
It'll be like a holiday
And if you don't have fun
You could walk away
But if you do
You'll miss what I have to say
I said Tracy, come on Tracy
You could love me if you tried
I wanna sleep with you tonight
I may be dumb, but then I ain't no troglodyte
We can do things you like to do
Go see a play and a movie too
Or go to a cabaret
And if you don't have fun
You could walk away
But if you do
You'll miss what I have to say
I said Tracy, come on Tracy
You could love me if you tried
I wanna sleep with you tonight
I may be dumb, but then I ain't no troglodyte
I said Tracy, come on Tracy
You could love me like I am
You know that I don't give a damn
Big butts & blow jobs
They go together like
The sun and the sky
Like whiskey and rye
Like ice cream and pie
Like lovers and sighs
Big butts & blow jobs
Big butts & blow jobs
They go together like
The beach and suntan lotion
Like gypsies and magic potions
Like instant replays and slow motion
Like Jacques Cousteau and the ocean
Like whippersnappers and newfangled notions
Big butts & blow jobs
Big butts & blow jobs
They go together like
The birds and the trees
Like honey and bees
Like pretty and please
Like leg bones and knees
Like toast bread and cheese
Like cowgirls and lees
Like deadbolts and keys
Like carrots and peas
Like sailors and seas
Like golfers and tees
Like vaginas and yeast
Like the beauty and beast
Like my baby like my baby
Like my baby and me
Big butts & blow jobs
Go together like
Politicians and lies
Like burgers and fries
Like hippies and tie-dyes
Like bikinis and thighs
Like bankers and ties
Like bakers and pies
Like cow turds and flies
Like mascara and eyes
Like hellos and goodbyes
Like my baby like my baby
When I saw you down at the lido
It was a hot Saturday night
You were on fire and I was burning up
But just one look from you
And I knew it would be alright
It was the Bombananza
Yeah yeah
The Bombananza
Oh oh
It was the Bombananza
Yeah yeah
Well the moon was in the ocean
But the stars were in your eyes
I thought my heart was lost forever
But just one kiss from you
And you brought it back to life
It was the Bombananza...
Some call it love some call it amore
That feeling that comes all over you
When your heart has come together
With someone else's heart
And it'll never come unglued
That's the Bombananza...
When she sees you and you see her
And its love. Love at first sight
And your heart goes pitter-patter
It goes boom boom boom boom boom
Boom all through the night
That's the Bombananza...
When the earth begins to tremble
And the ground begins to shake
And your heart's so filled with wonder
when it's so filled with love
That you think the thing might break
I am an astronaut falling through the night
I am an astronaut lost beyond your sight
I am an astronaut letting go and holding tight
I am an astronaut just don't ask me why
You are the sun and I'm falling towards you
You are the sun and you're coming into view
You are the sun and every word I say is true
You are the sun and you melt me yes you do
I am an astronaut lost without a ship
I am an astronaut and I can't escape your grip
I am an astronaut and I can feel it start to slip
I am an astronaut and I am falling as I trip
You are the sun and I know you are the one
You are the sun and this story's just begun
You are the sun and you cannot be outrun
You are the sun and I'm having so much fun
I am an astronaut and it's out of my control
I am an astronaut and you play the starring role
I am an astronaut and your swallowing me whole
I am an astronaut and I'm only rock-n-roll
And you are the sun and much too strong to fight
You are the sun and everything's alright
You are the sun and you've wet my appetite
I am batman but you can call me Bob
And when I see the boy wonder I say yo rob
I used to wear a cape and do the leotard bit
But now I wear all serious because I don't give a shit
I used to bust my butt all day fighting crime
But now I rock the house when I say my rhyme
I turn the whole damn house into a crazy mob
Because I'm batman but you can call me Bob
I'll tell you a little story that happened to me
You see me and robin were cruising down the street
In the batmobile with the lights turned low
A six pack on ice so we were ready to go
The batbox blastin out our old theme song and robin kept on passin me a serious bong
I took a couple of hits the next thing I know
This cop pulls me over to the side of the road
He said, yo what's yer name boy. God damn you look like a slob!
I said, I'm batman but you can call me Bob.
I turned to robin and I said its getting late
I got to find myself a woman before I hallucinate
We found this little place so we went inside
They carded robin at the door they asked his age and he lied
I went up to the bar and ordered myself a jack
That's when I felt this tappin on the back of my back
I turned around and dropped my drink there was this girl in a mink
She was the most beautiful girl I've ever see I think
I turned to robin and I said yo this is rob
My name is batman but you can call me Bob
I promised to behave so we went back to my cave
She took one look at my place and she started to rave
She gave me a kiss and said I'll be right back
I'm gonna take off some clothes so that we can relax
She left the room for a minute so I threw on some tunes
I opened up the skylight so we could look at the moon
But when she came back in she had a whip in her hand
It turns out she was the black leotarded catwoman
She started chasing me around sayin she wanted me dead
I grabbed my batarang and hit her right in the head
She went out like a light I said oh man what a night
I took her to the station and they locked her up tight
The sergeant said son you did a real fine jog
I said I'm batman but you can call me Bob
I fucked your daughter up the ass boy
I fucked your mama too
I fucked your granny in the alley
I think I'll fuck you up too
You're such a goddamn pussy
I'll make you shine my fucking shoes
I fucked your daughter in the ass boy
Well damn' that's a fine how do you do
I'll take your Lincoln continental
I'll take that fly ride Oldsmobile
I fucked your daughter in the ass, boy
And when I did she said, "Bobby I love that way that make me feel."
I'll take your cold cash money
That your daughter's been giving me
I'm gonna buy me a brand new sweater
It's gonna make me feel all groovy
Oh yeah you know I'm only joking
You know I'd never do that to you
I would never take anything of yours
That's something I would never do
But I did fuck your daughter up the ass boy
While we were messing around late last Saturday night
She started playing with my tickly testicles
All I want for Christmas is my methadone
All I want for Christmas is to be left alone
All I want for Christmas is a free ride home
All I want for Christmas is heart to turn to stone
All I want for Christmas is my methadone
All I want for Christmas is a brand new car
All I want for Christmas is to be your only star
All I want for Christmas is to find out exactly who I are
All I want for Christmas is a brand new car
All I want for Christmas is a brand new start
All I want for Christmas is to unbreak my heart
All I want for Christmas is to not completely fall apart
All I want for Christmas is a brand new start
All I want for Christmas is my baby back
All I want for Christmas is a money stack
All I want for Christmas is a great big Cadillac
All I want for Christmas is my baby back
All I want for Christmas is a pound of weed
All I want for Christmas is for you to fulfill my every need
All I want for Christmas is to get so high my nose will bleed
All I want for Christmas is a pound of weed
All I want for Christmas is a brand new life
All I want for Christmas is to fuck your lovely wife
All I want for Christmas is someplace safe to hide the knife
All I want for Christmas is a brand new life
All I want for Christmas is a second chance
All I want for Christmas is a dryer set of pants
All I want for Christmas is less incriminating evidence
All I want for Christmas is a second chance
All I want for Christmas is a Subaru
All I want for Christmas is a squeeze from you
All I want for Christmas is a single fucking clue
All I want for Christmas is a Subaru
All I want for Christmas is oblivion
All I want for Christmas is a brand new skin
All I want for Christmas is to get out of all the shit I'm in
Strawberry pizza flavored lifesaver lover
Hold me a little tighter honey underneath the covers
I got a holographic heart shaped muscle in my chest
That needs a little loving and I know you do it best but
Baby put your panties on and lets go out tonight
This couch potato leisure suit I'm wearing's getting tight
The lemon yellow Oldsmobile is waiting right outside
So baby put your panties on and let's go out tonight
We'll have a good time
Baby yes we will
I know we're getting older but we're not over the hill
Let's have a good time
We've got some time to kill
Let's forget about our troubles all the headaches and the bills
The way you wear a smile around me makes me want to say
Baby that I love you but my tongue gets in the way
You know there's nothing I'd like more than spend my time with you
So let's go paint this town up like the way we used to do
Baby put your panties on and lets go out tonight
This couch potato leisure suit I'm wearing's getting tight
The lemon yellow Oldsmobile is waiting right outside
So baby put your panties on and let's go out tonight
We'll have a good time
Baby yes we will
I know we're getting older but we're not over the hill
Let's have a good time
We've got some time to kill
Let's forget about our troubles all the headaches and the bills
Monroe and Cleopatra, Cindy Crawford and Brooke Shields
Were known for being beautiful and having sex appeal
And sure I've dreamt about ‘em maybe masturbated too
But all of them I swear pale in comparison to you sooo
Baby put your panties on and lets go out tonight
This couch potato leisure suit I'm wearing's getting tight
The lemon yellow Oldsmobile is waiting right outside
So baby put your panties on and let's go out tonight
We'll have a good time
Baby yes we will
I know we're getting older but we're not over the hill
Let's have a good time
We've got some time to kill
Bruce lee pack punches like brown bag lunches
He get busy on the bad guy now why you wanna flow fly
Float like a butterfly sting you in the sphincter
I got flavor like jolly rancher be taking you out like cancer
Always got the answer I'm easy on the eye kid
Candy's what I taste like you're like a Madonna hybrid
Booty booty that's right be taking you out on fight night
Be flippin smith barney outa the back of the coupe your pants droop
Baggy baggy britches i'll be leavin you in stitches
I knew this chic in pasadena'd grant me sixty-nine wishes
Now you're waiting on your savior trying to change your behavior
Cause nineteen ninety nine be rollin out the box soon exavior
Hollander the prostitute be booty bangin out the chute
Be lookin good in a three piece honey but baby you're so wack you got
Bones
Skeletons in the closet
Everybody's got some
But seein is believin and I think I've seen enough of your bones
Stick it in your wallet call it whatever you want to call it
In the business they call me sire I ain't ready to retire
Buster good stuff baby baby oh you drive me crazy
I been shaving my pussy clean for years cause that's the way you likes
Button down I'm off the hook marylin manson got the look
You wanna party with ole king pancho you know that I am the head honcho
Oh yeah I'm ready ready now get set don't fret my punch goes pow
I'm a lover not a buster baby don't kick me in my nuts I got bones
Pussy gonna getcha if you don't watch it it'll let ya
Throw your pride right down the drain you got that pussy on the brain
Babylon five Mr. goodbar in bangelamaine chasing the dragon your wagons sagging I think you know what I'm sayin
I'm saying your fishin for fanny spankin your monkey manny
Mostly in it for fun but now everybody's granny got the goods
You know she had to you know she had your daddy
She be acting all sweet and nice now but back in the day she was baddy she got bones
That guy I saw you with last night you say he's just a friend
But when you came home late last night your face it smelled like cock again
Baby your playing me saying to me that you'll be true to me
Saying girls just want to have fun baby I've got to run
Damnit I dig it I stick it I hit it I quit it
I love it when you roll it out the box and let me lick
But baby I'm done I'm through with those crazy things you do
I ax you what that stuff was on your titties you say its glue
Aha oh yeah alright cant take another night
I don't want no h.i.v.
I don't want no bullets inside of me
I don't want no d.w.i.
I don't want satan sticking that fork in my big eye
I don't need no driveby in front of my crib
I don't need your father to find out what I did
Last night with you baby in the back of that cab
In fact I don't even want to meet your dad
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that'll let me park my car
When I'm fucked up in the middle of the night
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that'll let me park my car
When I'm fucked up in the middle of the night
Call you up the next day and act real nice
I don't want to live on the mean streets of Chicago
I don't want you to call me Bobo
I don't need to watch t.v. twenty four hours a day
I don't need some motherfucking ad exec trying to tell me what to say
I need a little more gravy on my potato
I need a little more pepper on my big ole pink tomato
I need a little more treble in my stereo
I need a little more blonde in my haireeeooo
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that'll let me park my car
When I'm fucked up in the middle of the night
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that'll let me park my car
When I'm fucked up in the middle of the night
Call you up the next day and act real nice
I need a risk free money back guarantee
Don't need no problems hounding me
I need to make sure my girlfriend's not got mafia ties
Don't need nobody coming after me
I need to make sure that I keep my door locked try to keep my gun stocked try to keep it cocked try to keep it from firing
The sun's shinning
And the skies are gray
But I still know it's shinning
Out there anyway
And I'm lightning
Crashing through the sky
I got my feet on the ground
And I feel so high
And it's gonna be allright
Yeah it's good good good good good
And I'm happy
And I feel so blue
Cause I know in my heart
I'm still in love with you
And I'm crazy
That's what you might say
And I don't give a damn
About that anyway
Cause it's gonna be allright
Yeah it's good good good good good
One minute you're crying
And you're so upset
Just give it some time
And you'll soon forget
And you'll be laughing
Before too long
Just stay true to your self
You can never go wrong
And it's gonna be allright
Yeah it's good good good good good
It's gonna get better
Baby you'll see
Ain't no need to take life
So seriously
It's temporary
So let's have some fun
Open up your heart baby
Let in the sun
And it's gonna be allright
Yeah it's good good good good good
Cmon baby
Cmon and dance with me
Cmon and let down your hair
Set yourself free
Leave all your worry's
Honey at my door
Cause you won't need them
Anymore
Yeah it's gonna be allright
I got that freaky deaky sneaky sock it to me feelin baby
If you want it come and get it cause I got it don't mean maybe
I can rock it rock it baby rock it all the way non stop
I can come over tonight I'll rock that cherry until it pops
Got that goody goody feeling baby you know that you'll be digging
Got that woody woody peeling all the paint up off the ceiling
Got that thing that thing you want that thing you just can't get enough of
And baby if you think you seen it all you just ain't seen enough
I make it smooth smooth baby make it smooth like peanut butter
I'm the real deal lover baby love you like no other
Give you that juicy juicy slice you know that its so nice
You'll want it for breakfast lunch and dinner yeah you know you'll want it twice
You got that shitty shitty innercity nothing's very pretty feeling
Baby when I'm through with you'll be feeling like a million damn I'm
Super duper party pooper piling on the pooper scooper
Rhymes until your ears are bleeding babe its party time
I said I'm 'm ready ready baby ready or not oh here I is
I got the one for the house rocking and two more for the kids
I am the man man baby baby with the masterplan
I eat much bacon in my BLT I ain't no lettuce man
I got the goods I got the gravy got the bag of beefy tips
I got the thing you knows you wants to have its full of oil and whips
I got the lotion got the tricks I got the young girls using vicks
Hanging out with the horny girls
That was kinda cool
There was nothing I could think of
That they wouldn't do
They were quite bisexual
And they were kind of nasty
They were always naked
And they took a lot of xtc
Hanging out with the horny girls
Was better in my head
I tried to order pizza
But they tied me to the bed
It was quite an adventure
And I think I got the clap
They put their fingers in my butthole
I couldn't take a nap
Hanging out with the horny girls
I nearly peed my pants
When both there boyfriends
Showed up at my house to kick my ass
But if I had a nickel
For everytime they ate each other out
I know you're trying to drive me crazy
I know you're doing a good job baby
I know i can't seem to feel my fingers
This feeling you're filling me up it lingers
And no i don't mind it takes me by surprise
And no i don't mind that it leaves me by your door
Where you wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my dizzy stick baby
ou wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my dizyy stick baby it dcrives me crazy
When you wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my dizyy stick baby oh oh oh
I know you're trying to make it all better
I know you're trying to make me forget her
Wrapping me up in your fancy affairs
All your philosophy has got me all caught unawares
Oh it makes me think oh so much harder
It makes me wish i was oh so much smarter
Where you wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my dizzy stick baby
ou wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my dizyy stick baby it dcrives me crazy
When you wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my dizyy stick baby oh oh oh
Oh now i'm falling and the telephone is ringing
And i pick it up and it's like the angels are singing
But it's just you singing me happy birthday
But man my birthday's at least two months away
But i don't mind i don't think it's crazy
Oh i don't mind it when you try to save me
Where you wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my dizzy stick baby
ou wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my wiggle my dizyy stick baby it dcrives me crazy
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